Wheel of Opinions with John Mulaney

December 6, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

Wheel of Opinions with John Mulaney

-How it works is you’re going to
hit this button here, which really works. It activates the opinion topic
generator. It will land on a random topic
that relates to this time of year. Whatever it is, you have to give
your opinion on it. -Knee jerk?
-Yep. First thing. Doesn’t have to be prepared.
Nothing. You ready?
-Okay. Yep. -Go ahead. [ Musical beeping plays ] -Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
-Oh. You know what? This is what pisses me off
about that. No, but for real, okay so
they’re mean to him and there’s a foggy night. I guess this is the first time
it’s ever happened. And so Santa puts him in front,
I’m assuming, and he lights the way. And then they go, “then all the
reindeer loved him, and they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, you’ll go down in history.” First off, you don’t just erase
the abuse. And secondly,
“you’ll go down in history,” That’s a claim. And fame and
love, I hate to say it, but fame is not love.
They are very different things. I have done a lot of work to get
to that conclusion. And I hope Rudolph
sees a therapist. [ Bell dings ]
-That’s unbelievable. [ Cheers and applause ]
-I never thought about that. That is fantastic. -I’ve never
thought about it either. -That’s so good. That’s the
whole point of the game. Let’s give it another go
over here. -Okay. All right. [ Musical beeping plays ] -Mistletoe. If any decoration
needs to be me too’d, the mistletoe — this is the
most — who the hell? Like, in what world — like
walking through a doorway with another person
weird enough. I don’t need this perverted
garnish over the door. I don’t want to see it.
I don’t want to hear about it. -Oh, my God. I’ve never —
That’s fantastic. I’ve never heard you
raise your voice. -It’s an upsetting garnish.
-It’s an upsetting, yeah. Let’s do another one.
-Okay. All right. [ Musical beeping plays ] -Fingerless gloves.
-Okay. They seem to be favored by
crooks in movies. [ Laughter ] Now, I’m no forensic scientist,
but I would imagine that it’s exactly these parts of
the hand that you want to cover up if you’re a crook.
-There you go. Listen up, crooks.
-Alright. [ Cheers and applause ] -I want to do this all night.
We only have time for one more. -I love my own thoughts.
[ Laughter ] -John, you have one more.
-Okay, go. -Thank you very much.
Here we go. -yeah. [ Musical beeping plays ] -The 2010s. 2010s.
-Oh, they’re ending. -They are, the decade is over.
-Ooh! [ Audience groans ]
-That’s right. -Well, what a decade. Here’s how I’d sum up the 2010s. I was going through the airport
and there was a guy and he was traveling and there
was a woman from TSA. And they were screaming
at each other. And she said,
“I wouldn’t disrespect you, if you hadn’t disrespected me
in the first place.” And that is the 2010s.
[ Laughter ] We’re trying to figure out who
disrespected who in the first place and we’re
both screaming at each other and everyone is just trying to
get on their Southwest flight. -That’s fantastic. That is John Mulaney
right there.

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  1. Cay Imani

    “If any decoration needs to be MeToo’d”?

  2. Hayley F

    His sum up of The 2010's was SPOT ON. This dude is a genius!

  3. nae rangel

    Is nobody talking about the fact that John said "OOF"?

  4. Volvican

    "I love my own thoughts" – shit – isn't that the truth of almost any famous person. Dropping some truth right under the radar.

  5. Megan

    Perverted garnish

  6. Angelica Gy


  7. Dylan

    That man has feminine hips

  8. Fiction Addiction

    why are all of John Mulaney's opinions just SO valid

  9. Bailey Woodard

    what this taught me is that john mulaney has transitioned from delta to southwest. good for him.

  10. Matthew Cusimano

    “Everyone’s trying to get on their Southwest Flight”…ya know he should really try Delta Airlines.

  11. Moritz

    I wonder how they came up with that game ?

  12. Bruce Wayne

    I love new John Mulaney content (and John Mulaney)

  13. Kiefer Rex

    I just see Andrew Glouberman

  14. Mark Reviews

    I could listen to John Mulaney rant about random topics all day.

  15. Laurene Roa

    John Mulaney saying "oof" is everything

  16. Laurene Roa

    "oof" – Mulaney, 2019

  17. Katie -

    I wish they could've done more

  18. Victoría Lazar

    I was looking forward for him giving his thoughts on “baby it’s cold outside” ?

  19. Ash Bostick

    john: i love my own thoughts!

    ok virgo

  20. Abel Aguiar

    “I hope Rudolph sees a therapist”

  21. Shane K Orme

    I like that he said Southwest because we all know he would never say people wanna get on a Delta flight..

  22. Wotto

    god jimmy fallon is unfunny

  23. betinsb

    Are we going to ignore the fact that John Mulaney just went "oof"?

    (3:13 if you missed it)

  24. Jason Snow

    “If a Christmas garnish ever needed to be me too-ed it was mistletoe” I cried

  25. doti m

    I had a store owner who I bought comics from- he had mistletoe hanging, wanted to know how he can kiss someone without getting in trouble and upsetting them. Never went back there again. He ruined it for me. No, No, No on the mistletoe.

  26. grace beeman

    i love my tall child

  27. gg p

    mulaney really said: OøF

  28. Erin Hutchings

    I could literally watch john mulaney do this for hours

  29. Eliza Connor

    I could have sworn these kinds of games are supposed to go back and forth between John and Jimmy, but John just kept on goin

    I’m not complaining tho

  30. Living On Mars

    This whole video is just Jimmy being stepped over and not talking ?

  31. Chris This

    I actually just realized the 2010s are ending. Wtf.

    Foresight 0
    Hindsight 20/20

  32. Sydney Lee

    "the 2010s are over"

  33. SteamGearsTears -

    -John Mulaney, 2019

  34. B

    christ on a cracker i am so grateful that i didn't have to fast forward through any of j*mmy's shitty attempts at having human opinions

  35. Maria Chavez

    That's what I always said about Rudolph. Those bullies are jerks.

  36. Stigglitz

    Make it clear that only John Mulaney (poooooooossibly Nick Kroll) could ace this game

  37. Cosmic._.Creations

    When John says “oof” I could hear in the background someone do the roblox oof and I lost it

  38. Ky

    did john…mulaney…just 'oof'

  39. Becca Antoine

    Reoccurring segment please! This would be hilarious with so many guests. Mulaney will be crazy hard to beat however.

  40. Seq Cisneros

    Mulaney is kinda funny, but jesus christ is he overrated, everyone calling him an improvisational genius is just ridiculous

  41. grace

    Jimmy looks tired

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  43. Rachael Zabel

    A modern philosopher in his own right

  44. Kelly c

    I admire his opinions

  45. Anjalie Guin

    oof – john mulaney 2019

  46. kaylie chavez

    is everyone just gonna ignore the “oof” at 3:15

  47. Gabi Choi

    the moral of rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is: if you are different, your differences must benefit society in order to be accepted

  48. Madi Nannini

    Everyone is trying to get on their southwest flight because Delta framed them for murder and sent them to jail.

  49. Dennen Yee

    I saw “Baby It’s Cold Outside” on the wheel. I wanna hear his opinion on that

  50. Jayden Marvel

    Where's Mulaney's own talk show?

  51. Freckle •

    John: "OOF"

  52. Ivonne Pardo


  53. HouseMDaddict

    " perverted garnish" ??

  54. Ethan Denaro

    Mistletoe needs to be metooed

  55. Emma Stopper

    “the decade’s ending” “OOF”

  56. Liana Almeida

    Not gonna lie I had that exact thought on Rudolph the other day

  57. Bart Darrow

    "First off, you don't just erase the abuse." LOL

  58. Cela McPherson

    Love this guy Sooooooooooooooooooooo much ?❤️

  59. Miguel Parra

    At 1:35 Jimmy does a Winona Ryder Impression

  60. Pearls Hernandez

    “Oof” – John mulaney

  61. ptproc

    I just adore him ??….Mulaney that is. Fallon is great too lol

  62. Danielle Parsons

    doing this with jennifer lawrence, chelsea handler or kevin hart would be golden

  63. Ronny Shama

    Fingerless gloves are like vests, for your hands

  64. Addie - zilla

    is it just me or did john mulaney really sound like an 80 year old man?

  65. Incredibly

    I could listen to him give his opinions on random things for hours

  66. blueshoes915

    This is the best!

  67. Emma McBride

    Is this,,,,,, new John mulaney content????

  68. Rachel Autumn

    did I hear him say oof

  69. Tyler Bettafish

    o o f

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  71. Liz Valoon

    John Mulaney is the only human in 2019 that could say the word “crook” casually and it sound normal.

  72. Sophia Lafaurie-Munoz

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not even jimmy Fallon:
    John: O O F

  73. Alex Rodriguez

    3:14 John Mulaney did not just roblox “oof” or am I hearing things?

  74. Sana Imloul


  75. Madison L

    John Mulaney: breathes
    Jimmy Fallon: That’s FANTASTIC!

  76. isla !

    i LOVE this mans.

  77. Melissa Lozano

    I really want to just go get coffee with him and listen to whatever unexpected shiz he has to say

  78. Helly Watermelonsmellinfellon

    John and I have the same opinion on Rudolph. We stan.

    EDIT 1: And mistletoe!

    EDIT 2: And finger-less gloves!

  79. Sarah Siebeck

    Is Jimmy okay? He looks a little sick

  80. Sunshine & Daisies

    I love him so much lmaooo

  81. Sabrina G A

    i'm getting minor larry david vibes from john, must be the searing old age

  82. uwu

    I can’t believe John Mulaney just oof’d the 2010s 3:14

  83. Vin Owens

    Mistletoe? More like mistleNO amiright

  84. Elva O'Neill

    "I love my own thoughts" me posting on my private story

  85. Tiana Pi Tesr

    What is a metude?

  86. matsupandy

    He’s so cute and fun to listen to

  87. Nathan Levengood

    I don't think anything sums up this decade better than what he just described

  88. Mezmireyez

    There needs to be a show with John Mulaney voicing all of his thoughts like this. I would endlessly watch it

  89. Benjamin Holliday

    This is so hysterical, I would pay for a ticket for a show if Jimmy Fallon and John Mulaney did a Wheel Of Opinions Tour ???

  90. Luciano's Logic

    This was custom made for Mulaney. It’s how he does his comedy.

  91. Brigid Ambuul

    that was the most aggressive vocal use of the term "oof" that I have ever heard

  92. Elayna Burkholder

    When he said I love my own thoughts I felt that

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  94. cherrymins

    I feel like John is perfect for this segment ??

  95. cherrymins

    Jimmy: "The decade is over"
    John: ? ? ?

  96. Stacey Watson

    “Oof” – John Mulaney, a Roblox character

  97. Gaby Mendez Aquino

    I just found about Jhon Mulaney like 3 days ago and I already love him. He's so funny.

  98. Cornetto MSc

    This was actually genius! ?

  99. Elena Kodrou

    The way John said oof. I felt that.

  100. AllThingsYT


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