WE ACTUALLY EXERCISE! – Dan vs. Phil: KINECT SPORTS


D: Hi hi hohoho P: Hello DanAndPhilGAMES… sports fans D: this… P: That was rubbish I’m sorry D: Sports fans? That’s the worst one you’ve ever done P:Well, at first I was going to say “balls” and I was like No D:No P:And then sport, fans. D:Thats just got weird. D:Hi, how you doing P: *sways from side to side* I’ve cracked out the sexy zebra santa hat again D:You can’t even see my ant- l-look at this D: D:Look how am I- maybe I need to- P: You need to bend it D:I need to do that P: Yeah like a sad reindeer P: (laughs) it’s like Rudolf got hit by a car Kill Me D: And today, we are back in the lounge playing on the Kinect
P:Yep D:You know that thing that doesn’t work D:And we our doing our WORST NIGHTMARE *strange laugh* (Sure Dan) D: Sports P: Yeah, we’re playing Kinect Sports P: I don’t know why we decided to play this D:It’s an entire game themed around doing exercise D: Where you actually have to stand up and do exercise (Honestly who has time to exercise lol) P:And as we’re both equally terrible at everything sport *Dan sways* D: *Interrupts Phil* And I need revenge for the dancing game P: This could be a DAN VS PHIL (Insert explosion) D:We are filling up that board this December
P:Yeah D:Alright P: *points* Look how juicy it is (wtf phil) D:Phi,l where is the bubble bobble one? D:You keep putting- Phil keeps using blue tack instead of sellotape
P:It keeps falling off! D:And then the stickers keep falling off P:Wait, there she is P:Look how juicy it’s looking now *weird arm movements* D:That is so juicy Phil. P:Yeah P:I just want to keep doing this *continues with the weird arm moving* D:(very uncomfortable) Please stop P:Okay! P:So- D:*interrupts Phil again” Here we are in the game! Look P:Look at us! D:This is scanning us way better than the Japan Dance P:Oooh you can see I’m touching my head! D: We could just do the japan dance thing now D: And yeah and yeah, I’m doing the dance! *strange dance movements and noises from D&P* D: Do do do do P: Ba ba ba ba D:Let’s take a moment to appreciate my Xbox avatar P:What’s that on your eyes, like Google Glass? D:It’s like a- D:a Googl-Google Glass P:It looks like a Google glass! D:No, it’s like a Dragon Ball-Z power level reader. P:Ohh You are not over 9000 Phil, you’re a- you’re a 3 D:Nice picture there. P:Thank you P: tried hard with it. D:There we are P:Look at me! In X-box mode P:I’ve got old school Phil hair D: Awwwww ❤️ D: *gags* P:Bleh D:Look at that perv taking photos of us in the background P: Whoa-wha-what? We didn’t ask for that. D: S-stop! Baka! P:Stop it! D:I mean it says that is danisnotonfire but obviously the spiritual void the- that’s me P:That is dansinotonfire. D:That’s me. P:Anyway let’s play the game Funny fact, the guy that narrates this game is also the same person that narrates Buzz! (neat) Oh I thought I recognised that voice! It’s a small voice acting world in the UK He’s cashing it in with these games isn’t he! D: Wow actual minions P: WOOAH D: wow, oh my god.. P: Stand for me D: It’s like Tatinof hasn’t ended (too soon) D: Ready! P: Alright pick a red team mascot D:Who’s red team? Is that you? P: I’m gonna be the- I’m red team P: I’m going to be the snowman D:
(singing) Do you want to be a snowman? P: Yes, it’s kind of terrifying though, isn’t it? D: That is a long carrot *winks*(shut up) D:I mean, I’m literally the shark from the Katy Perry Superbowl performance D: So there we go D: Everybody get your left shark dance moves on P: Bring it on
D: Snowman vs shark (i would watch that) P: Time to feel chilled, mate No- We’re starting with javelin? D: Oh no
P: Oh god One of us gets to have, like, a sarcastic seat in the corner
Yeah I think it’s you first so I’m gonna sit here Okay Here we go Right Phil, grasp your javelin Grasping the javelin
Here we go Right, now run!
Running! Running! And go!
Go! Oh my fricking god
Oh my god that was actually good (rude) Yes! That was like 60 meters, wasn’t it? 64 meters As if you could actually throw a javelin 64 meters
I could (sure) I was good at athletics at school. It was the only thing I could do Long jump – 4th best I mean obviously ’cause we’re fricking giraffes Yeah I just have to step and I beat everyone Here we go! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Beat your best, Phil. Beat your best You can do this Oooooh
Wow Oh my – oh my. What, no no no no Noo That was incredible Was that a world record? I’m pretty sure That’s like actually – would be a world record If that happened
Oh my God Okay Sharky’s time to shine The key is to run really slowly Is it? Yeah Shut up! This guy D: Okay D: Got my javelin D: And-
P: Snazzy javelin D: Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go D: Whoosh P: *laughs* P: Wow P: Good one, Dan D: Sit down!
P: Twelve-
D: Sit down! D: Okay D: Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go D: Whoosh P: Oh oh oh! D: NOOOOOO
P: YES P: Take that arm P: Pank D: Okay D: You’re just like this ’cause you knew if it was in real life you would have impaled somebody in the crowd P: Probably D: I got WRECKED D: Look at that P: If this was real life I would have impaled myself with the javelin D: I mean, like, Olympic fail compilation on YouTube P: Oh yeah, 100 points for Phillybobs! P: Why do you get 50? P: Just for showing up
D: Because , well I got half your score P: Ah…
D: I mean, that’s fair enough D: Next one is ‘Target Kick’ P: Oh my God D: Oh no, we were complaining about being in goal in that Bishi Bashi video, and here we are! P: Oh no, this is happening now! P: So I’ve got to kick the targets D: Okay, go Phil! D: Start kicking balls!
P: Bam, bam! D: Yes!
P: Oh my God! D: Okay P: I’m terrible!
D: Wow, that alien in goal is pretty good P: Primary school flashbacks! D: Phil! D: (surprised) You’re actually doing okay D: You’ve gotten three P: Ah! D: Wow P: Alright! I’m actually – I’m doing alright D: You’re not doing bad D: Phil, go left! Up! D: (sarcastic )Oh no P: Stop it! Stop it! D&P: Okay P: I’m doing it, I’m doing it D: That alien is like literally me in goal
P: Right- P: I think the aim is to, like, aim as much as you can P: Wait, wait, wait D: You’re joking about being terrible but you’re actually really good P: I’ve got eleven D: Phil, have you been lying to us and you’re actually really good at sport
P: *laughs* P: I’m secretly a premiership footballer
D: *laughs* D: Here we go! D: Right, kick there! kick there!
P: Kick those balls D: Kick there D: Right, yes! Kick there! P: Aim for the alien D: Get out of the fricking way D: Look at this guy, he’s like cheating
P: The photographer’s back P: The photographer’s back D: Stop perving on me D: I’m trying to do the-
P: Twelve seconds!
D: Oh my God P: Ten P: *counting down* 10… 9…
D: How many did you get D: How many did you get?!
P: 8… P: I got 12 D: Oh god D: Okay… wait, wait, here we go! D: One there! One there! D: One there! D: One there! D: Another one in the corner D: YES D: Get your Phil out D: Get your Phil out for the lads P: What does that even mean? D: Who are ya
P: Ooooooh D: FOOTBALL
P: Yeah D: And what’s the next one P: Haikyu! D: Sexy Brazil Haikyu P: Amazing D: But what does this mean? Are we, like, doing this against each other?
P: That’s what season 2 should be P: Yeah, I think we’re playing together
D: We’re ACTUALLY playing against each other now P: Oh my God
D: Okay, no presh D: What do we do? P: I don’t know. I don’t know what I’m doing! D: Okay, here we go
P: Oh, you’re firing at me D: Running AND… D: HIYAH P: BAH
D: Kageyama super quick! P: Woo
D: Okay D: Right, it’s coming over D: That’s good, okay GAME: Now’s your chance D: Don’t mind, don’t mind D: Yes! D: Jump slam! D: Oh my God. Yes, I’ve done the quick
P: Smack, smack D: Alright, Karasuno. You can do this! SLAM! P: SLAM
D: BOOM D: Yes! D: Holy shit, we haven’t dropped the ball yet P: Oh!
D: This is lit D: Here we go! SMACK
P: This is it, this is it! P: Die!
D: Alright GAME: 0:1. Match point P: Noooo D: RIP my reindeer antlers, but they’re just not gonna survive this game D: I’ll pick them up later, okay?
P: Okay D: Your turn to serve, Phil P: Here we go P: KABLAM D: Oh, good one

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65 Comments
  1. Rachael Rachael

    "i'm under water but i'm lit"

  2. Yo I’m Xyler

    Pause at 0:26 🙁 he’s adorably sad

  3. Mandy Vergara

    That moment of happiness when you find a Dan and Phil Video you haven’t watched

  4. Cats are Cool

    I love how Dan slaps Phill and then yells at him🤦‍♀️😂 Also 2019 anyone?

  5. Tinka Dureya

    'Get your Phil out for the lads'
    Yet another thing they are getting out for the lads. 😉

  6. Ruby Forr

    I am slightly triggered by the fact that there are so many places where Dan's stickers could go that would allow him to fit more stickers. If you can't tell I don't know the word.

  7. Juss Sokx

    I envy younger me. I managed to break my kinect sports within a month of having it from using it so much, and now I get out of breath from walking up a flight of stairs.

  8. Bruno the Existor

    2:31 Dan: that is a long carrot winks
    me: currently trying to bite through a big carrot

  9. Bruno the Existor

    104 meters is the javelin throw world record

  10. Milly Scott

    I love how dan blames phil for him hitting phil in the face

  11. Rosemary Bearden

    This was more than 2 years ago?!

  12. Sunny V

    As someone who grew up playing this game for WAY TOO MANY HOURS, you guys actually p much sucked and my 12 year old self would EVISCERATE you both but no ggwp

  13. Comfy Cozy Are We

    🥐

  14. hiimsyds

    I've replayed the Dan javelin part way too many times HAHAHA

  15. JusticeIs TheOnlyHope

    Phanta hat

  16. Elle Mack

    Dan: WHO WOULD PUT THAT ON FACEBOOK?!
    Also Dan: puts the whole thing on YouTube

  17. angelbaaby xx

    “SHUT UP!…. this guyyyy” i love them omg

  18. Erin Darnall

    Dan's face at 0:25

  19. [Factual Fuck]

    He put AMazingcarrot…. WHAR%UIPT/&GHK

  20. T H

    Phil: hello danandphilgames sports fans
    Me: what about hello danandphilgames athletes

  21. Kate Guccione

    Sports PHANS…
    …I’ll just let myself out…

  22. Crazy Cousins

    Dan: who are ya who are ya
    FOOTBALL
    Phil: yeah!
    I have a stitch from laughing 😂😂😂

  23. Andi

    who's watching old DvP vids, because they took a break? 😛

  24. Kaylee Clark

    phil: walks right up to the camera, absolutely astonished "was that a world record?"

  25. pαввít

    The nostalgia is hitting and I'm not okay

  26. Emily Unicorn

    Because of this channel, I have now mastered the one handed clap by vigorously shaking my wrists in anticipation.

  27. jessica stardust

    Lol Dan is actually a fast runner

  28. Sew Much Mining!

    Love this video

  29. Crunky

    dan’s shirt is attacking me

  30. SweetPinkCheeks

    Phil- Was that a world record?
    Dan in the background- :O

  31. Quan Hoang

    "And we're doing OUR WORST NIGHTMARE…


    Sports"

    This is a mood.

  32. Louise Anderson

    8:35 😂😂

  33. just a piece of trash!

    god frooking poop on a poop fook
    – dan howel 2016

  34. Amelia

    God frickitty on a frick frook

  35. Squids AJ

    No matter how hard i try, I’ll always be a dan.

  36. Lindsey S

    pouty daniel is the best daniel

  37. emo rat

    10:16

    Your welcome

  38. Jaelynn A.

    ahhh the haikyuu references. my little weaboo heart

  39. Ingest Ketamine

    the world record for javelin throwing is held by Jan Železný at 98.48m from 1996 (this is the record as of 2017)

  40. Dodie Yellow Rose

    The actual javelin throwing world record (as of 2017) is 98.48 meters. Jesus.

  41. Rachael Rachael

    phil lester has a 5 squat limit

  42. Abagail Comeaux

    I replayed the hurdles so many times

  43. EdgarSketches

    2:32 >wink<

  44. E E

    why have I disliked this video?

  45. E E

    11:33 his running HITS DIFFERENT

  46. sullen girl

    "god frooking poop on a poop fook" that's going to be my senior quote

  47. Exp3rt T3rr0r

    3:54 me when I shoot my shot

  48. Dannin C

    I. Am. The best. Sport! 😂😂😂😂

  49. Rosie Hutson

    I appreciate Dan's avatar in this video but really his new one is something else 👌

  50. chiaraisokay

    "Who would put that on facebook?" -Dan Howell, 5 minutes before putting it on youtube

  51. Bob The Builder

    Yesterday I has to tell my mom fish don't have legs but Dan proved me wrong

  52. Alexis Evatt

    I can’t stop looking at dan’s shirt

  53. Ringo Akai

    …Thank god, I'm not their neighbor! I'd be so annoyed by all the noises lol Even though I think they'd be the nicest, sweetest neighbors one could have.

  54. Karen Karen

    the amount of haikyuu references made in this entire video….

  55. Bayley Taylor

    i literally almost spat my tea all over my computer.

  56. Tiffany Grace

    We need part 2 of this 😂

  57. Martina G

    That little jump Phil did when he did well in javelin makes my heart explode 🤗

  58. Kennedy Prieto

    I love the way he said bullshit when he hit Phil

  59. Kennedy Prieto

    I also love Phil little tantrum when Dan did what he did by leaning foward

  60. Milly Dunstan

    “God frooking poop on a poop fook “ Dan Howell 2016

  61. Judith Covarrubias

    So no one is gonna mention how dan was quoting haikyuu ok

  62. heather chandler

    Dan: *hits phil*
    Also dan: *blames phil*

  63. Anni Diivan

    3:14 Dan's face 😂😂😂😂

  64. missrileyelaine

    "who would put that on facebook?!!" exclaims the man who is going to upload an entire video of the very same thing to youtube.

  65. SK - 08CC - David Leeder MS (1544)

    8:36 he spelt his own name wrong

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