Video Games Are Crazy These Days

November 12, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 87 Comments

Video Games Are Crazy These Days

Now, when you work
as much as I do, it’s important to take
some time to relax. And when I’m not working
on this show, I like to unwind the way any normal
31-year-old woman does — by playing video games. Doin’ me! Come on! Now, I love all video games, but I prefer the ones
I grew up with. I mean, you can tell how old
someone is just by asking them what their first
gaming system was. You know what I mean? Like, mine was
the original Nintendo. Can I get a —
[ Cheers and applause ] My older sister had an Atari. And my parents had the one
where you’re in a car going as fast you can
while 100 other cars drive towards you and
you’re constantly swerving to avoid hitting pedestrians. Yeah, it was called
“Driving in India.” [ Laughter ] [ Laughs ] Growing up, I had that same game
everyone else had. The “Super Mario Bros.”,
“Duck Hunt” split. Shout-outs to
“Duck Hunt,” though. Can we take a moment? [ Cheers and applause ] I swear, ’til this day,
I don’t know how they made that gun connect to the game. That was the pinnacle
of technology. Don’t @ me. Well, it wasn’t
very challenging because the ducks moved so slow. It was less like “Duck Hunt”
and more like, “Yo, should we wake these ducks
up before we shoot them or…?” Also, can I just say,
with an adult perspective… Mario should’ve taken a hint.
You know what I’m saying? Princess Peach
was never really into him. She wasn’t.
“Kidnapped” by Bowser. Yo, he had a castle!
She was leveling up! What’s up?
Mario is annoying anyway. I mean, who wants a guy that has to announce himself
all the time? No matter what you say to him, he’s just like,
“It’s a-me, Mario!” Folks, we all know that Bowser
is way hotter than Mario. I mean, he’s got the spiked
leather bracelets, the abs… the amazing eyebrows. Wait. Come to think of it,
is Bowser gay? [ Laughter ] Video games have come a long way
from when they first started. Before, it was just two lines
hitting a dot back and forth… or a man jumping over
some barrels. Simple, innocent. Now it’s like I gotta effin’ run over this prostitute
for no reason, get into a drag race
with a bunch of gang members, rob this liquor store,
and kill everyone inside, because, you know, fun! Games today are so complicated. Y’all, there are
so many buttons. I feel the same way
about video games that guys do about
unhooking a girl’s bra. Just up, down, over,
circle, square? I don’t know. I don’t know. And the graphics
have gotten so detailed. I know that makes me sound old,
but now I know what my parents must have thought the first time
they saw “Pac-Man.” Just like, “This is the most
realistic yellow circle eating ghosts I’ve ever seen.” [ Laughter ] And even though
I’m not good at them, I still try to play newer games. Like, I love “Fortnite,”
but it’s just so hard. You know? The best I’ve ever
done was finishing second. So it’s basically
just like my sex life. [ Laughter and applause ] You clappin’ too hard.
You clappin’ too hard. She’s like… [ Laughs ] Who hurt you? [ Laughter ] I don’t know if you guys
play “Fortnite,” but recently a black hole
appeared in the game, shutting it down
for two whole days. Seriously, a meteor came down,
hit the island, and set off a chain of events that sucked up everything
on the “Fortnite” map. It was the ending to “Lost”
that we all deserved. And here’s how old-school I am. When “Fortnite” stopped
working — this is true — my first reaction
was to blow on my PS4. I’m like… [ Laughter ] But, of course, it was all
just a marketing stunt. “Fortnite” is back, and there
are all these new features. I mean, there’s a new map
you can play in, you can upgrade your weapons,
and now you can even go fishing. Yeah. For a game where you’re supposed
to kill everyone in sight, that sounds relaxing as hell. Straight up,
in a couple of years, we’ll be able
to boot up “Fortnite,” collect some essential oils, and make our characters
fall asleep during a massage. Just like… But, real talk, I actually
really respect gamers. I know sometimes
they get a bad rap. I mean, even I’ll admit
that I never really understood why people watch other people
play video games. But then I was like,
“Well, I watch other people play basketball.
It makes sense.” They do what we can’t, and they
actually make bank doing it. Hmm. Plus, pro-gamers are better role
models than basketball players. Because you can’t cheat
on your wife if you’ve never even
talked to a girl.

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  1. Arneeth Reddy


  2. Stella Chen


  3. Reece Sad Happy

    Second….wat was y'all first games?.. lets go!

  4. mia cutepurple


  5. Dana Chiong


  6. That Other Guy


  7. Roi Wassabi


  8. Saurabh Sarkar

    Fourth 😍

  9. Anne Ramsey

    Lilly: white men bad.
    Audience: hahahaha

  10. ft. thashmith


  11. Sharon Jose


  12. Mel Jones

    Lilly just might be the funniest person alive! …. Besides Ellen, tho :3

  13. Katherine Shylenka

    Lilly: Who hurt you?
    The girl: dies
    Me: presses pause to laugh

  14. Anime_ Chan_T

    I’m so early!!

  15. sridevi dintha

    Bring pramjeet and manjeet on the show

  16. Amos Presley

    Wondering? Do you look in the mirror & just laugh at yourself? I bet your jokes is a "God Giving Gift" from God. When you be bored? Does ideas just comes naturally? When you be praying so, much? But! Nice job & thanks, for playing video.

  17. Chevifier

    Games today are so complicated that you wear a baby on your stomach connected to you through its umbilical cord and use it to see ghost that can pull you to another dimension.πŸ˜…

  18. Suirei Gangmei

    How is this funny ?

  19. Anjali Ramaiya

    Duck hunt…. Really.. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€£Gun was really nice..

  20. Mahika Agarwal

    OMG I’m early

  21. Drishti Mukherjee

    Mario was my first, who else?

  22. Areeb Qureshi

    U can't cheat on ur wife ,if u never talked to a girl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  23. Nihilist Boi

    You're such a bullshit human

  24. tavern2468


  25. Panchalee Jayasinghe

    Keeps getting better and better love it!!

  26. Keeping up with the Brown girl

    The outfit and makeup and everything about lilly is so amazing 😍😍

  27. Whatshouldwecallher ?

    Super Mario Duck Hunt!!!! I forgot about it, I used to love it so much!!

  28. Ri

    I need this end music!!!

  29. Mishka Maheshwari

    I had to watch this video twice because I was just wondering how beautiful she is instead of actually seeing the video πŸ˜…

  30. aisha sahin

    Nintendo 2DS

  31. Ashley Jade

    I want to know why Mario has the same first and last names…. Mario Mario! πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

  32. Rose _GamesXx

    My mom has duck hunt game right now and I'm not lying she always talks about it's way better than fortnite honestly it is and Nintendo omg my mom talks about it all the time omg I love her shes 37

  33. Artistic Lion


  34. Suhaani Mehta

    I thought your favourite game would be episode or at least minecraft comes alive modpack for minecraft

  35. Holden Caulfield

    I watch this only because u clap hands

  36. Maniraj Singh

    Why is she trying so hard to be black thoughπŸ˜•πŸ˜•

  37. Nimit Berry

    So true about driving in India !!!!!

  38. A M

    2:25 holy crap calm down you tryhard lunatic

  39. Eleanor Josefina Model & YouTuber

    Should anyone else by studying but instead are binging Lilly? πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈ


  40. TagusMan

    So funny so funny so funny so funny so funny so funny so funny so funny so funny so funny so funny so funny this is so funny so funny so funny so funny…

  41. O. Gillis Marie

    That tristin shade though!

  42. Fairy Tinky

    No, no, no! 31 yr bisexual woman of colour! Damn, this is cringe!!!!!

  43. Noinika Roy

    outfit on freaking point 😍

  44. nicole queen


  45. stasius clay

    These TV companies must love losing money

  46. Sara O Mary

    I would of watched the hole show but it airs in Richmond Va at2:00 in to morning and my bed time is 9:00 but I still stay up watching Lilly YouTube channel and I would stay up longer but I need sleep for middle school.

  47. Legal Latino Heat

    How is this funny?

  48. Legal Latino Heat

    I heard these jokes before with a better delivery.

  49. New Message

    Not wearin' a poppy? Hm.

  50. New Message

    Bowser has way more interesting Rule 34 stuff, anyhow.

    Well, I say interesting, but I mean disturbing, of course.

  51. TheNationalLeague

    Where are the punch lines?

  52. daviddude811

    Lame "comedy"

  53. Terry Smith


  54. Sidhant thomas

    Ok boomer πŸ˜‚

  55. The Anonymous

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! πŸ˜“πŸ˜

  56. Method Override

    She keeps adding on to her name. Now it’s the joke stealing bisexual woman of color.

  57. K Game

    So true girl … each n every thing u said i can relate … ihv same openion on it like urs

  58. Vredesbyrd

    Ah yes, "female gamers".


    She really, really cracks herself up. The shouting and flailing of her arms is so distracting

  60. Big King Kingston

    I'm sorry but this is not funny.

  61. GoPro Dog

    Woke comedy does not work, ever. Funny thing is, Lilly and her kind look down on Indian people as well. This bitch would not fit in any country.

  62. AliDu

    Me: When you’re not a millennial or a gamer and you don’t get any of the jokes but you watch the whole clip because you just enjoy watching Lilly. πŸ˜€πŸ™Œβ€οΈ
    All millennials: ok boomer πŸ˜‚

  63. Auben Quinama

    This is disgusting. Comedy my ass.

  64. imansfield

    I’ve never heard of this woman. I’m only here to see see if she is as bad as No Bullshit said she is. He was right. This isn’t funny one little bit. Not because she is a woman or ethnic or whatever, she just isn’t funny.

  65. Sean Coventry

    This has to be the most worn out, unoriginal monologue on video games ever

  66. Andy’s Random Edits

    Jesus Christ! This is just inexcusable!

  67. komal rathod

    I want to be in the audience!!! I love how she communicates with them❀❀❀ jeally πŸ˜ͺ

  68. hola

    And you will be cancelled
    Thank you for trying

  69. Trickybuz

    She finds her jokes funnier than others

  70. Anay Patel

    I like this right after FPX won worlds.

  71. Harmony Johnson

    I didn't really like the identity politics in the first monologue but i'll be the first to say that the show has gotten way better.
    Thumbs up to Lilly

  72. Michael Christoffers

    Great, lost my braincells watching this shit, when her show bombs she is going to blame anyone who is white and a man for no reason other than her show tanking. She probably got the show because NBC has no idea what comedy means in the first place and force propaganda into the throats of thousands, not millions because the millions are people with a brain and know how to make jokes better than this failed attempt of an SJW dipshit.

  73. TheDashingOne123

    Racist joke stealer!

  74. Mic Drop

    I don't entirely believe the stereotype of women comedians not being funny.

    That being said, you're definitely not helping the stereotype.

  75. Yutube SuspendedMyAccount

    NBC won't cancel this show no matter how terrible it is or how low the rating is because you know , she's a bi-sexual woman of color …..

  76. black belt

    ok boomer! video games are too hard for her smallish brain.

  77. Chaimaa Lichani


  78. Chaimaa Lichani


  79. Chaimaa Lichani


  80. Chaimaa Lichani


  81. Chaimaa Lichani


  82. Chaimaa Lichani


  83. Chaimaa Lichani


  84. redfirebelle belle

    β€œBecause fun” lol πŸ˜‚ that was funny

  85. Samiksha Pawar

    The joke about basketball players was spotttt ooonnnn!!!!!

  86. Turtlemaroon

    I miss times when people expected comedians to actually be funny :-/

  87. Alexandre Gagne

    How many jokes did you steal to make this monologue Lilly?

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