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Apex Legends Season 3 – Meltdown Launch Trailer


[XBOX SOUND] No weapons are allowed on the drop ship. Any incidents of violence… I’m there, I’m closing down the bar and the next thing
I know the call comes in. Pack your bags,
we’re moving to a new arena. I’m like, whatever,
like I’m afraid of another planet. What was that? Chill, brotha. Just a minor turbulence.
Totally normal for these parts. Anyway, I been sayin’ all along,
we needed a change of scenery. Just gonna need to find whoever took
the tower down… and buy them a drink. Why don’t you just ask the new guy? Word, he ain’t too bad of a hacker.
Knows everything about anything. Hey buddy. I hear you’re the, eh,
second smartest guy in the Outlands. Wink. Come on, what are you…
hiding something? Kid’s got some moves! Approaching drop zone. Seriously? Drop zone ahead. Prepare the drop. Hope you know how to count, kid. Try and keep up, old man. Old man!? Coming through, boys! Ebuwai! Hydro-power! That’s three. For Artur. This new guy
better not mess up my stats. Or my awesome hair. That’s seven. I approve of this new planet.
The air is so… uncontaminated. High five. And here comes ten and eleven. Hey! Those were mine! Whoa, whoa, whoa, kid, it’s me!
It’s the old man. I thought, you were gonna kill me. Don’t be an idiot. I’m not an idiot. [XBOX SOUND]

Xbox Project xCloud Hands-On: Magic Meets Game Streaming


hold tight Xbox game streaming is almost
here readying it’s cloud Empire’s new rivals look to hit the scene marks lost
technology has a ton to prove to secure a success and although a
work-in-progress stay tuned for our full review Microsoft
delivers a glimpse of magic virus early foundation I’m Matt from window central
and here we have our first look at Project X Files nuke review trial sbox keen streaming has been a long time
coming to Microsoft who reports referencing internal tests around 2013
using Halo 4 and a Windows Phone that concept has since clearly evolved and
with recent advancements in streaming cloud and general infrastructure it’s
allowed marks off to propel let’s move into game streaming the result is a wave
of new servers being deployed globally based on Xbox one architecture and in
theory it allows any title to easily translate to the service process on the
cloud and then stream to your mobile and the use cases are endless whether taking
your Xbox on the go or just welcoming newcomers who have never read touched
traditional console hardware Microsoft has kicked off Project X cloud with four
accompanying titles you have Gears 5 halo 5 Guardians CF eaves and killer
instinct each of these are Microsoft owned first party titles but they all
have their own separate genres and bring various challenges for the service
killer instinct has its reactive fighting combos halo has its twitch FPS
combat and gets 5 even has stuff like extra free loads which really ride on
precision and getting back timing and xbox game streaming surprisingly teams
most whose titles of the ease you have consistent low latency and clarity and
yeah you get odd hiccups from the inconsistencies that come with
networking but generally Microsoft is on the right track to preface I enter
Proteus cloud with a fairly optimal setup that’s the symmetrical gigabit
connection a few miles west of London translates for about 300 megabits per
second download over 5 gigahertz Wi-Fi connection to a Google pixel that still
provides a pretty sturdy backbone for cloud streaming dwarfing marks lost 10
megabits per second requirement but colleagues both in the US and UK report
similar results on setups maybe a fifth of our current speed and it’ll be
interesting to see how projects tiled is able to translate between various
Network environments with Verizon 5g and differences in home networks
Microsoft hosted services via dedicated although currently limited Xbox game
streaming app acting as a portal for Android access the app packages titles
in a sleek Netflix style format with on-demand
tap and play access removing some of the complexity that comes with a full Xbox
one experience there’s also a choice of a legacy Xbox Guide menu
although stripped down to the essentials featuring friends parties and
achievements Xbox game streaming gets off to a strong
start already showcasing impressive low latency technology in its first
iteration and while I entered unsure of streaming it’s clear how the service
could act as a true console replacement both at the home and while on the move
I’m not free of doubts though most notably that shift from TV to mobile
playing games designed for a 50 inch display as 6 inches isn’t exactly
seamless Microsoft plans to address this by our old aware tools but allows first
word duck came using ap is for smaller screens although this is yet to be seen
in late 2019 but game streaming has finally become a viable reality and
projects cloud is only the beginning the budding players in the US UK and South
Korea Microsoft is currently accepting registrations for a chance to be picked
for upcoming tests however as supporting technology is rolled out across the
globe expect new regions with time what are your thoughts on Xbox project X file
could you see yourself using service let us know in the comment section down
below I’ve been Matt Brown thanks ever so much
for watching and I’ll see you in the next one

TOP 20 BEST Indie Games of EGX London 2019

October 17, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 26 Comments

TOP 20 BEST Indie Games of EGX London 2019


hey there and welcome to get indie
gaming and to this showcase of the top twenty best-looking indie games you can
play at egx London 2019 PGX is the UK’s biggest gaming event of the year taking
place this October 17 until the 20th with it showing everything from triple-a
blockbusters to hundreds of incredible indie games and much much more so
without further delay let’s get cracking with this egx 2019 rundown coming in at
number 20 and found on the main show floor we have hollow knight silk song
which most of you will already know is the sequel to the much-loved and multi
award-winning hollow Knight as before you play as the lethal Hunter Hornet
we’re here you’ll discover new lands new powers and multiple hordes of beasts and
secrets linked to your past hollow Knight will come to steam and the
switch in 2020 up next and squashing their grapes within the ever wonderful
left-field collective which is usually my highlight area of any egx hundred
days as a winemaking management sim where every decision from the grapes you
grow to the time of harvesting and everything else within the winemaking
process all influences the quality of the vino you produce rapt in nostalgia
and tradition this looks like a fine way to unwind after a long hard day at the
office it’s coming to steam some point soon at
number 18 and another one from the main show floor no straight road brings what
the developers are calling the harmony of music and video games without using a
rhythm game mechanic here they’re talking about an action game with
similar methods to devil may cry and near automata
I really have no idea how this’ll all pan out although I intend to find out
much more as soon as I can but now at Number 17 tracks the Train Set game
comes to steam this November 14th it certainly reminds me of my Brio trains
that’s when I was a boy and it comes with a variety of game modes and free
play where there’s plenty of things to keep any model railway fan happy for a
long time at number 16 and next that we have yes your grace
here is a kingdom management RPG where your decisions as king have profound
effects on your subjects everything you do and decide impacts those of your
kingdom and remember not everybody has your or your kingdoms best wishes at
heart heading on back to the left-field collective at number 15 we have Reiki
this is a minimalistic isometric puzzler which is out now on iOS here you move a
rubber ball around the level from beginning to exit while navigating logic
puzzles to progress it’s one of the better puzzle games out on mobile of
late and comes without adverts or any of the usual trash normally associated with
mobile gaming that number 14 kung fu Jesus or is it hath loosed is labeled as
a genre busting action-adventure fighting game unlike any other coming
from folks who worked on disco Elysium janila clue and crossing souls it’ll
offer an intense martial arts led experience and is set to come to home
PCs via steam at some point next year now fans of the channel will know I love
my couch co-op game and at number 13 we have moving out which can be found
within the rezzed arena reminding me something similar to overcooked here you
get involved in all manner of house moves and relocations with it coming to
steam and the switch in 2020 this all looks proper bonkers and might be one of
the show’s hidden highlights at number 12 were headed back to the main show
floor with we Gaea the work of a single developer with it coming soon to steam
and all of the major consoles this 2d pixel art game sees you pull off
devastating combos Heena it combats in a strange and mysterious
environment coming up now at number 11 across the grooves is an interactive
graphic novel here you play as Alice within an unremarkable life until one
day her ex-lover comes back into it by way of an old vinyl record when Alice
takes it for a spin on her turntable she’s taken back into her past and
forced to go over and relive old events when arriving back in the present her
reality has changed it’s a journey of self-discovery and adventure and can be
found within the left-field collective that number-10 a ton of feathers is
something I first saw back in April at the rezzed event in London I’m keen to
see more essentially you play through multiple novellas with it examining
creativity and loss and the medium of games themselves it’s the first and only
VR game to feature in this countdown and comes from the legendary bendlin Otto in
what’s being called his last planned solo project at number 9 welcome to elf
comes to steam next year where you play as Frigg a young and carpenter
travelling to the island of elk to undergo an apprenticeship she’s used to
the hectic life of a city to how she will cope in the tranquil surroundings
of the island with few young people and no internet well that’s what we’re going
to find out everyone you meet has a story to tell in what at times are dark
and harrowing experiences full of mature adult content but don’t let that put you
off I’m thinking welcome to ELQ could turn out to be something rather special
at number 8 in eldest Souls we have in what the developers themselves are
calling a pixel art Souls like RPG where the player explores our vast forgotten
Citadel in search with the imprisoned old gods stuffed full with NPCs quests
and mysteries to uncover with a fast and deadly
combat success is said to come to those favoring a bold and aggressive playstyle
at number six bird of passage is essentially a ghost story that sees you
travel around Tokyo after sunset or with indifferent taxi cabs it’s essentially a
narrative game with beautiful art style and elements of Japanese history all
written together with clever and conversational dialogue at number seven
and one of the visually most striking games on display at this year’s egx
recompile as a Metroidvania inspired hacking battle adventure where you take
control of an AI program and try to escape its deletion I got to see this at
Gamescom and found it a fun if and little frantic game in places however it
should appeal to many with its shooting on to steam next year in 2020 going into
the last five we begin with Paradise killeth which is a free-form open world
first-person exploration game you’re here to investigate the mass murder of
the island’s ruling council by assembling the evidence in any order you
wish paradise killer also comes with a fully
interactive story and features plenty of cryptic puzzles including an alien long
dead language which you need to learn sounds interesting I can’t wait to play
at number 4 in row key we have an adventure game inspired by Scandinavian
folklore with it being a dark fairy tale underpinned by a touching narrative with
an alluring art style that seems to create a feeling of menace and yet
provides enough of an atmosphere to underpin the overall exploration
you play as Tova she goes on a journey to save her family all in within a world
steeped with creatures that shouldn’t exist this comes at TBA on to home PCs
and the Nintendo switch at number three al Euler has me really
rather transfixed it’s a stargazing gardening game with
the central tenant about knowing what it means to be alone in the universe it
uses constellation based puzzles and sees you growing plants and you’ll also
be able to decorate your island into a wholesome and lush space you’ll also be
able to join a digital communist and connect your creations with others in
space and time this year’s egx best looking indie game runner up is
skatebird which comes to steam in 2020 and yes that’s right here we have a cute
looking bird in there skateboard you’ll explore plenty of bird sized skate parks
while using the simple and familiar control system while it’s clearly
nothing too serious I really love just pretty much everything about it it looks
so wonderfully silly and very perfect for playing in moments where you just
want to have some fun without having to think too deeply at number one in what
really is my most anticipated game of the show circuits superstars as a
top-down physics driven racing game out next year on Steam and all of the
console circuit superstars will offer a huge variety in motorsport antics from
60s era single-seaters to modern GT powerhouses even if you haven’t played
these type of games before as I suspect many of you will have done so this
really should be on your list to go and see at the show and if you’re not there
be sure to check out the links for this game and everything you see in this
video down in the description so that’s it for my rundown of the top 20 games
I’m looking forward to playing and seeing it this year’s egx
I’d be hugely interested to see which ones you liked and whether you’re going
to the show if you do well I might just see you there in any case let me know
down in the comments where I read everything you wonderful people post
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can you have too many games?

October 16, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

can you have too many games?


– Today’s video is sponsored by Raycon. (relaxed electronic music) It’s been a little while since I’ve given you guys
a tour around the office and quite a few things have changed. So let’s go ahead and take
a look at my gaming setup. So this is the main shelf setup we have for putting on display both
the consoles that I’m using for playing games on and just other stuff that we like to have on display. So on the top we actually
have our white PS4 Pro, white Xbox One X and a
Switch dock, all hooked up. Something I really like
about the TV we’re using, which I’ll get to in a little bit, is that instead of having you plug in all the HDMI cables directly into the TV it has a breakout box on a single cable. So we can have that behind here and plug all those in together, which makes it a lot easier
to keep a nice clean look. And let’s just keep the system’s
further away from the TV. Now everything else on
this shelf, honestly, is in flux a lot. We change our things based on any kind of recent product we get in or something we thinks really cool. Or sometimes we’ll even mix it up if there’s a video over
shooting where, yeah, like, these characters
and things are thematic for what we’re talking about. But right now one of the recent things we’re really showing off is
this whole “Gears 5” set up. We actually got this promotional
box in from Microsoft that was super cool and I
love the designs on these. This is the new One X they did with the “Gears 5” look, which is awesome. Tied in hard drive, that
has a similar design. Our little Marcus Fenix Pop!, that actually we got a long time ago but I’m including that in the mix here, ’cause I like him more than
more recent characters. And then the controller,
as well, for this setup. Okay, let’s see what else we
have on display, right now. This is actually a little figure that’s from the same company
that makes Pop!’s, Funko, but this isn’t a Pop! line, ’cause it doesn’t the
messed up eyes and stuff. It’s actually designed
to look like the devil from “Cuphead”, so
that’s why I like a lot. Pop! eyes scare me, even though
we still have Marcus here. I grew up loving Mega
Man, so the moment we had any kind of justification to order this, I went ahead for it right away. Pixel Pal in the middle of Mario, from “Super Mario Bros. 3”. With a little, not the Tanooki Suit, that’s the full body one. That’s just the raccoon tail, which is still a great-looking design. We’ll switch him out every now and then. Our “Creating a Champion” book for Zelda. I’ve got a lot of the
different Zelda dictionary, kind of encyclopedia things they’ve done from Dark Horse that are awesome. This is my personal favorite ones. Then kinda hiding at the bottom here, I’m not sure how we can
get a good angle on these. We’ve got the little tiny baby arm from “Metal Gear Solid 5”. (laughs) If don’t know the joke about this. Japan got the same collector’s edition, but with a 1:1 replica scale hand, whereas America got 1:2 scale. So it looks like a weird
little baby robot arm, instead of a normal-sized one. Before moving on I wanna to
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hours on a single charge. If you wanna check them out, make sure to go to link down below and get 15% off your order. Then, as I mentioned earlier, there’s the TV we have for this setup. This is the Samsung, I wanna say, QN65, bunch of other letters after that, I’ll put it in the description. We’ve used this one for a while. The main reason being that this is a great TV for gaming, specifically. There’s other options out there
if you want things like OLED or pleasant movie viewing experiences, but when it comes to gaming
this is an awesome one. The input delay is super
low and it also offers all those handy features like HDR support. It’s just a great choice for gaming. So really liked this one. And again, I really love
the solution it has for our HDMI cables, ’cause I can
just run a single cable out, over there, to plug the system’s into. So it’s not a whole mess
of different HDMI cables coming into the back, which is why it can
look so clean like this. Another cool thing about
this particular model is that this is the first one they started including FreeSync with. And the main point of that was that once Xbox one started using FreeSync, these were the only TVs
that really offered you the ability to make use of that. So if there’s any games that
support FreeSync on Xbox One, you can use those on this TV. Which gives a pretty nice
little smoother experience. (relaxed electronic music) Now if you’ve seen any of
our past game room tours, this is actually kind of a
main stay, it sticks around because people really love it. In fact this is, actually, probably the one thing we’ve
shown in our setup before that I’ve had a lot of other people show me their own takes on and them tryna make their own design of it, it’s awesome. This is our controller
wall, where we have a lot of different Xbox One controllers on display. Because, really, out of the three major console companies right now, Xbox does the best job of making some awesome design controllers. So we’ve got a couple different ones on display that are all cool. I don’t have time to cover
each every one of these, but let’s do some highlights, real quick. This is actually the newest
addition to it, right now. This is the Sport Blue. They’ve been doing this
whole Sport line lately that I really like the look of, and the blue is a great addition to it. Next to that is the
white Elite controller. I’m still waiting for
the Elite 2 to come out. But until then, this one
actually has a little cool faceted D-pad that we
got at last year’s E3. This was at the display
booth for trying the Elite 2, so it’s sitting on the white one until that Elite 2 shows up,
so we can grab one of those. Another classic that I really love is the “Sea of Thieves” controller. This is probably one of
the most all-out designs they’ve done for a special edition one because it’s not only just a lot of crazy stuff happening all at once. One of the coolest details about it is that all the green parts
here on the controller, is actually glow-in-the-dark. So if you have it exposed
the light long enough and then put in the dark, you’ll see the little skull and all these bits here light up. Which is awesome. And then, of course, what better way to complement Xbox One
controllers then to have Nintendo ? Block lights. Look, they just look great
against that blue wall. It’s an awesome color combo. So here at the end of the room, that’s just opposite of where
the stairs where you come up, is our desks up. We’ll use this sometimes if
we ever wanna do something like, say, shot where I’m
showing some research I’ve done or if there’s any kind of
thing where it’s useful to have a computer screen on handy. We’ve got our Surface set up. This is also where I’ll actually
do some research sometimes, when there’s a video topic
that we need kind of like, you know, get some interesting
bits of history on. Something this part of the room
also really well highlights is the fact that we’ve got
Hue set up throughout the room and that’s how we’re actually getting all these different
tones of blues and pinks, and sometimes other colors that we use to give that kind of vibe we
have in all of our videos. We tend to focus on those ones a lot ’cause it kinda has that retro ’80s vibe that I love using a lot. But we’ll mix it up sometimes, especially if it’s a
good kind of color match for whatever the theme of the video is. Now behind me is the back wall. This was kind of a weird thing when we first moved in this office because this was actually
an open space down here that we turned into cabinets. And we have this up top
area that we use to display a lot of different bigger items we have, or just things that are
really cool to have, just out on display. So looking on the right,
just moving across, we’ve got the original Game Boy. That is not the one I
had growing up, sadly. I don’t know where that one is, But this is one that I got
to eventually fill that void, ’cause younger me was a moron. After that is the Needler replica. We got that back when we did, this was actually, probably,
one of the first really big display items we bought,
’cause we used that for our original Xbox One setup that was, oh man, I don’t even know how
many years ago that was now. Two years ago, three years ago? It was after the One S came out, but I’ve lost track of
how long ago that was. But that was one of our
first big setup videos, and we got that as really
the big showpiece for it. Next to that is my longtime
favorite weird controller, I have talked about it
every opportunity I get, including this one right now. (laughs) That is the “Resident Evil
4” chainsaw controller they released for the PS2. There is a GameCube version, as well, it’s a little less detailed. So that’s why I like the PS2 one, especially ’cause the
display case comes in. And then of course we
have R.O.B. the robot. Fun fact, he was missing
a hand a couple days ago and we freaked out. We finally found it. It worried me a lot. And keeping going to my
right, your guys’ left, we have the Slime controllers. Now I just did a video
on the Switch version, that just came out, next to
it is the PlayStation version. If you guys want to go
ahead and figure out which one is which, go for it right now. I’m not telling you which ones which. Hylian Shield replica, up top. One of, I think the better
buys we got for our money. I’m gonna be real honest with you, super up-close, doesn’t
necessarily hold up, but back in display, looks great. The LaserScope. This is another weird controller that not a lot of people really know about because it didn’t do great. This was alternative to
the Zapper they released on the NES from Konami. Where the way it was supposed to work was that would yell
fire into the microphone and it would fire the light gun. – Fire! (mimicking gun firing) Huh, frizzed out already, and this game will be coming out in April. I retire this, in glory. – Didn’t work great. Further down we’ve got a statue of Aloy from “Horizon Zero Dawn”. And a mask from
“Dishonored”, which I just, it’s one my favorite
collectible I’ve gotten from collector’s edition. Now, like I said earlier,
we have down below all these storage shelves. We’ve got a lot of different
things hidden away in here. Some of it’s not quite
as pretty as others. So we’re gonna focus on the pretty ones. First, in here, are a lot
of our collectible figures. We’ve got amiibo as well as some Pops!, and other Funko designs on the top shelf. Pixel Pals in the middle. And a couple miscellaneous additional ones on the bottom. One of the weirder amiibo
that they released, the Treasure Goblin for “Diablo”. This is probably one amiibo I have that I’ve never actually
used it’s scannable ability. But I just love how he looks. And this one is where we’ve got a lot of the older handhelds. We have actually have, is my original 3DS. I bought this one way back when we first started doing YouTube, not on my own channel
but when I was on TLD. This is one of the first
things I did on there, was unboxing this exact 3DS. We can see the 3DS has
a bit of a rough start. So I’ve held on to it since. And then in here, is
some, emphasis on some, of the physical games that I have. It’s a lot of the Switch
stuff I currently own, a few select N64, NES, couple older games. I’ve got a lot more of these back home, but these are ones that
I pull out a lot for stuff they’re reviewing here. And since Switch has been really heavy, I’ve just gotten the point
where I just leave Switch stuff. I’m a little bit of a relic
still, in that I love physical. There’s certain specific
games and some stuff that have been starting
to do digital more often, but, especially with the Switch, I’ve been basically all physical. It’s just, (sighs) it’s the way I’m wired. I’m gonna keep doing it until it’s no longer an option. (laughs) And then skipping all the
way over to the back corner is where we keep a lot of
the really old retro stuff. I wanna to start making a little more room so we can display more of the stuff. I do swap it in and out. The top rack is where
some of the really cool, old stuff we have is. We’ve got the TV-Game 6 and I
think this is it the 15 below? Yeah, TV-game 6 and 15. These are actually the original systems that Nintendo did before anything else. This is their original home
console you plug into a TV. It hasn’t aged super great, but it’s an awesome piece of history. Along with that is Sega Nomad, the original Nintendo Switch, kind of. Basically this was a Sega
Genesis that was a handheld, but you could also plug it into a TV to display out there, as well. So awesome idea early on that didn’t really work for its time, but, hey, Switch is working out great. Here’s this slightly troubled system. One of the various, if I can get out. One of the various Philips CD-i’s. Which brought us such great classics as “Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon” – [Man] Squadala. – Squadala!

Microsoft Flight Simulator, FREE Games and Updates, Plus More with Xbox Game Pass


this week we’ll fight some rogue ghosts
check out free destiny to content and get our first hands-on with microsoft
flight simulator let’s dive into this week on xbox Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon
breakpoint is out now you’re an elite spec ops soldiers sent to take out some
ghosts gone rogue on the South Pacific island of Aroha the new entry in the
Ghost Recon series adds some truly remarkable survival and stealth
mechanics so here’s a tip try to avoid using helicopters and other ground
vehicles to get around some open beta players have reported that taking the
time to use the stealth mechanics really makes the Ghost Recon experience also
playable now is apex Legends season 3 respawn went all out with a brand new
map called world’s edge that contains not only lava and ice but a moving train
this is the first new map for apex legend and it is so so good also out now
is the new legend crypto a hacker with advanced drones and an intriguing
backstory this is a packed week for games starting with ghostbusters the
video game remastered on October 4th the game was a hit in 2009 and now it’s back
with a 4k Ultra HD remaster and the original movie cast don’t forget there’s
no Dana only Zuul next coming to Xbox one October 4th is north guard the hit
Viking RTS brought to console then play trying for the nightmare Prince on
October 8th and experienced one of the most captivating local and online four
player co-op platformers around also on October 8th join Yuka and Leigh Leigh in
ukulele and The Impossible lair it’s a brand new title with new levels and lots
of replay value hi I’m Katarina and I’m a program
manager at Xbox today we’re here in Bungie headquarters in Bellevue
Washington bringing the scope for long-term fans and new players on the
new light update that’s coming up let’s go check it out why now why meek Festa
me too but we do live free we really wanted to sort of break down barriers
and make players give players a way to just hop in really quickly and easily
yeah hi South Guardian so you wake up as a new Guardian and we teach you how to
shoot your gun throw grenades use your super let me show not very long maybe
like 10 15 minutes and after that we put your into the tower
so because you’re in the tower you have access to a lot of loot all the content
that is in destiny so you know veteran players and new players will be the same
also you can start playing the same types of content yeah now is actually
the perfect time to hop in because you’re not going to be behind in any way
at all there’s quite a bit of content I would say hundreds of hours of free
content and if you don’t want to purchase how to keep or for a second you
know you don’t have to do that we don’t lock you out at any point after certain
time you can you can keep playing and keep the thing I think I’m most excited
about if and I’m trying to convince a lot of my friends to just jump into
destiny too as well honestly will be raised and I know that’s like not the
typical answer yeah I know my I have hard court Frances no it’s it’s I think
it was the one thing that really made me fall in love with SNe the fact that you
just have to have that for the nation we’ve five of your other friends and
just go through like really hard battles and really hard bosses and everyone has
to like learn the mechanics and go through those big challenges but when
you do it’s just so rewarding and that feeling you get I think it’s really
special and it’s something that only that’s Annie as a game can capture and I
want to make sure that new players get that same feeling my number one tip would probably be try
to raise your power level so go out on in the world explore lost sectors buy
new gear play some strikes or play crucible if that’s your thing do
whatever you can to like find better gear and raise your power level because
that’s gonna allow you to do even more activities look at your quest lock we
built a kind of a guide new players to guide you as a long-term player if you
see new players in the tower invite him to your fireteam plumbing your fire team
and let them see like your awesome weapons and your awesome gear because
new players don’t know what’s out there that they have an experience yet they
don’t know about Thunder Lord they don’t know about like tracking rocket
launchers so yeah pull em into your fireteam take them out in the open world
do some patrols do some bounties if you’re doing some low intensity activity
it’s a great opportunity to pull some new players in and show them the ropes
eyes up guardians check out the destiny two new lights and shadow keep update
today we can come back for them when you’re
ready let’s get you the x-box game past team dropped two new
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we’re here to Seattle area flight school checking out Microsoft Flight Simulator
we’re going to talk to some developers and then take a real flight yeah that’s 520 right there so this is
uh Bellevue square looks fantastic I mean it is I’m flying over my
neighborhood and it I recognize my house my neighbor’s house I recognize the
schools I recognize everything an area it’s almost it’s almost pixel perfect
loved how flight simulator looked now I’m going to get a chance to see how
close it is to the real thing in one of these it’s the oldest franchise at
Microsoft in three days windows ready dad’s office yeah so it
goes all the way but it started in 1976 but the first title really by Broussard
we came out at 79 Wow and then Microsoft acquired that and we
published the first 192 it’s been an awesome awesome journey ever since
mentor in the 37 years I think the biggest leap we are doing in this
iteration of the franchise is definitely the world and the fact that all world is
there and the Oval is is one one to the actual earth yeah people will be able to
find their house or they found my house yeah it’s all rights right there my cars
in the driveway so you see yeah and at the beginning
it’s fun yeah because you’re like oh my god it’s a little bit like looking it
for it on being yet in when you’re when when you are doing when you are seeing
it as an huge impact because in what we call the VFR which is visual rules
flight you need to actually take lemarcus really milestone in your flight
path yeah and being able to actually take real life long marks in the in the
in the environment completely change the way you fly em it’s much it’s much
closer to what happens in real life and so all the work in the actual simulation
itself which catches the state of the wind and the state of the atmosphere
that all gets applied to the same enter the plane but then also to the cockpit
so the head physics is very important because and obviously the audio but the
head fix is very important because it shows exactly the force
the pilot is getting onto his body and so you can’t do any input without
getting this little bit of it helps you really feel and we’re trying to get as
close as possible of this feeling of the real flights in our case get the world
wheel you make the weather real make it as real as you can real time weather
everything on the planet looks exactly as great then have a physics model that
is accurate make sure that the thing that the Paladin acts with the cockpit
is accurate and with those two things you get authenticity and as long as we
do that we are we’re giving the consumers everyone’s because they want
authenticity for sure yeah we are bringing also bringing a new way to
display your system to new motor and flying side they’ve got classical pigs
there for touch strings got much more information that what you could get in
previous claims when everything closes a lot the world were making needs to be
live as in alive and without you said like all the big maps updates or saw or
the things that can change the world need to be reflected there yeah both in
like the real time stuff like the live weather or life traffic or live many
things and at the same time on the long on the longest on this timescale yeah
like when you have lakes disappearing or this kind of thing well it gets a baby
in there yeah Bing has scanned the world there’s
satellite pictures eerily and the boy you say that just so just father scanned
the world that is an amazing thing and so there’s this panda bytes of data and
you really put all the numbers and like petabytes of data right it’s just ah
it’s awe-inspiring yeah oh my good god um and it just gets better they keep
doing this yeah they keep getting new cities well yeah once the once it’s done
they just start all over again our product actually benefits from that like
this flight sim will update with Bing got information about humidity all over
the her yeah about wind and whatever they hate you know whatever that ticket
so it was also one of the starting point of the devoman being able to build a
good I would say home don’t you go and receivables data and be able to
improve this emission it’s not breathtaking because I’m a superhero I’m
firing a gun or I’m kicking a ball right it’s breathtaking because I know this
world right i familiar with it and the ability to explore it is amazing
I’ve never seen it like this on my computer well that was a lot of fun but if you
can’t go up in the air like I did then I must tell you Microsoft Flight Simulator
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Game Stores – Scott The Woz

October 3, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

Game Stores – Scott The Woz


Hey ya’ll, Scott here Oh f*ck to buy video games right now I have to… leave my room? Now, I could always buy video games online on Amazon or just straight digitally But, come on! I need video games now! Not in one to two days considering shipping and handling and I love plastic shells Who wants to do this? So that means driving ten minutes to a brick-and-mortar store to buy physical games equals… Fine I’ll go to GameStop The video game store used to be a magical place as a kid, it was always something I looked forward to I didn’t even have to walk out with a new game or anything just browsing the games available and being surrounded by them was a treat And when you did buy a new game oh ho ho man, you pop that bad boy open on the road home to get it taste of what’s in the store What does the disc look like? reading through the manual, waft the wonderful smell of a freshly opened game sometimes that experience was more memorable than the actual game you bought. Before a trip to GameStop I would rummage through the games I had and said “okay I don’t need this this or this” bring them all there get some sweet sweet Trading credit and pick up some new games of course now I hate this fucking Punk for selling his Gameboy player for a copy of Just Dance 3 but back then without a job trading in games was just the way of life. Game stores were the place back then for me, but now what the hell happened here I really wish video game stores could be more of a place to just kind of hang out in browse games maybe even play them but instead whenever I go I’m bombarded by my favorite question in all of retail I [Man in store] What brings you in today? I always follow that up without just looking around browse the games until I realized the pop figures take up more space than the Wii U section and then leave empty-handed well maybe I can learn to love video game stores again by working at one my interview is uh right now Hi, Chet Shaft. Games on a Shelf manager Hi, Scott Wozniak. Games on a Shelf employee to be So, uh What makes you want to work at Games on a shelf? Well, I love plastic and disks are great too. You know, we’re really looking for somebody who’s into all different types of games. Are you that kind of guy? I don’t give a piss Didn’t do much for me It really didn’t exite me Title never interested me Didn’t look all too entertaining I wasn’t interested Doesn’t appeal to my tastes… Doesn’t really appeal to me… Not super into mobile games… In a way that makes me not care at all… I’m not an RPG guy… I’m not a Xenoblade guy… I’m not really into it at all I like the Wii. Perfect, you’re hired. Personally, in terms in going to actual stores for video games I prefer Best Buy. It’s nice and big, you walk in there and browse the games without getting harassed by employees about joining a membership or pre-ordering games or whatever. At the very most, one will ask if you need help with anything, or just say hi… and that’s just about it. However, they did have a sweet membership. Gamers Club Unlocked gave you 20% off all new games. Not new as in recently released… New as in basically any game on the shelf it was only 30 bucks for two years that right there basically made Best Buy the only place I’d It was only 30 bucks for two years That right there made Best Buy the only place I’d consider picking up games at they don’t offer the program anymore because holy sh*t, how could they sustain a deal like that! To be fair the 20% off video games got me to buy a lot of non-video game stuff from there, but… I mean 20% is still a lot off a products Best Buy already doesn’t see a ton of profit from. Even without the membership, I just like Best Buy because I can pick up the game bring it to the counter bada-bing bada-boom I’m out of there places like Walmart and Target oh god those have got to be the bottom of the barrel in terms of my preferred game stores who the hell wants to wrangle up an employee and beg them to unchain detective Pikachu for you all the games are behind this glass door and you have to get an employee to unlock it for you and it feels like whenever I actually want something there’s never anyone around To unlock it you just kind of have to pace around until you see somebody but of course why go to those places when you Can go to home fuck Game Stop is the definitive place to buy games for many people it’s simple it’s a game store you go There to buy video games I noticed it’s really popular with families a mom will usually bring their kid there to pick out a game or to ask questions about something but Wow Game Stop can be annoying I’m not trying to boycott them or say anybody who works there is a chump no no it’s good to have a store specific to video games and I know for a fact most employees are perfectly fine people just trying to do a good job and they’re forced by their bosses to do all this annoying stuff such as trying to cram a membership down your throat they really like to push the power of rewards program it’s just a standard membership it’s really not the craziest in the world you get slight discounts on used games some little benefits here and there but that’s about it it comes with a subscription to Game Informer magazine and they always ask if I want the digital or print version of Game Informer and I’m like I don’t want Game Informer I want the 70 cents off Darksiders – you got to be ruthless out there you can’t dance around them getting a membership card Remember you’re not out there to make a friend you’re out there to make a sale no manners no subtlety Join our membership Ken at least you get fun prizes for all the points you accumulate on the membership which you can claim on this website Oh! My god this place is barren anybody else remember going on the power of rewards site and seeing all the different prizes you could redeem it was always stuff like a Call of Duty beanie or whatever but now it’s just gift cards I mean it’s whatever and when I use this a more often the only rewards I picked were the gift cards even when they had other trinkets available so I don’t really care now one thing Game Stop has over all other major retailers who sell games are they used games and trade ins others have tried I can’t even finish that they all failed like Walmart sells used video games what game stop is universally known for selling used games at a cheaper price than new sometimes game stops use game selection there’s always a mixed bag for me first off I’m not super big into the fact most of the DS games get their cases thrown away I get it the cases take up valuable space but I don’t know about anybody else but if a game comes in a plastic DVD like case I need the case for it I ain’t buying it loose this bugs me about a lot of used game stores in general Game Stop included of course but it feels like they never put any effort into cleaning games many of the cases for game stops used games are just gross how did it get this way So they didn’t have a standard ps4 case for this game but for some reason they had the original game cover R and on top Of that the battle scars this thing is taken is just too much the stomach most of the time if they don’t have the original box and cover our game stuff just prints their own and uses a generic case I mean it’s better than nothing at least the game’s top cover are from Mario Tennis ultra smash is better than the actual game is there legitimately anybody out there who will buy the game with the GameStop cover when a copy with the original cover is available just curious, it’s obvious Game Stop likes to push used games with new games they don’t make much of a profit off of them use games non-stop profit they buy a game off of you for like 20 bucks and sell it for 55 it’s genius the trading credit has always been a big problem for many like here is how much a used copy of spider-man costs and here’s how much you’d get for trading it in I mean that bites especially if you don’t have a ton of money to spend on games a lot of people definitely complain about trading credit but I will say a lot of people complain for all the wrong reasons I think too many people assume that they should get a ton of money for garbage game nobody cares about anymore think about it for a second why are you trading in that game it’s because you don’t want it anymore well millions of other people then one Kiir’s of worth three anymore either that’s why it’s only worth $1 and you get 25 cents we’re trading it in hey man listen corporate makes us do this every year but this is just a little manager evaluation form you just fill it out let them know how I’m doing yeah all right Is your manager manipulative I’d say no to that if I were you hey looks like we got some trade-ins coming in knock them dead all right total trade-in value is gonna be 1050 well I got this Scotland is for you how much is enough 10:48 of course you could just sell your game on eBay but that requires a lot more work and there’s. No guarantee it’ll sell GameStop will accept your game right then and there and give you at least some money for it now Ah, but since, it’s way less work for you than an eBay sale I think it’s very to expect not a ton of money from trade Ends it is convenient to have a well known store that’ll buy your used games well this is still kind of ridiculous Oh, you know another thing I hate about used games These stickers are the worst you may be able to peel them off perfectly one time but rescue way until you get a snubber one and it is brutal Game Stop used to spank the stickers on the boxart itself not the plastic case major problem with that that can ruin the art at least on the box if the sticker doesn’t peel off correctly you can just slap Some googan on it or use a different case but this isn’t nearly as easy to get off of the art and for Some reason Game Stop likes to sell new games that aren’t new like I bought Shenmue 1 and 2 for the ps4 and I bought A new copy the problem was it was the last copy on the shelf so they put a disc in the shelf copy and there we go I bought a new game that was open and unsealed I didn’t pay the used price I still had to pay the new price that’s fun but usually run deals like four for twenty on specific used games and those specific use games are generally all time classics like Disney infinity 2.0 game only and they’ll be the show for teen and fling smash but my main problem with Game Stop always boils down to the fact that they won’t stop trying to sell me something Hey do you have anything you want a pre-order they asked me as I’m trying to buy chicken chute on the Wii hey the usual right one copy of we play motion to go thanks G we got to start pushing pre-orders more studies show that 9 out of 10 gamers play video games we gotta capitalize on that market next customer you get do not stop talking about pre-orders In pre-orders am I right it’s like totally like you buy it’s just like most of the time if I tell them I’m not interested in pre-orders I’ll list off a bunch of upcoming games and be like Interested now and I’m like I’m sorry man I just won chickens shoot just ring it up I’ll just casually browse games and a Game Stop employee comes up and asked me for my membership info just to remind me of the points I have and to pre-order things listen I love to talk to anybody who works at Gamestop as long as they don’t make it so obvious they’re just trying to sell me something I’ve had a few perfectly decent conversations with some gamestop employees and they’ve been delightful they Don’t necessarily notice me to buy anything I don’t want get any protection plan pre-order anything become a pro member nothing just talking about games we like and ending things off with a solid take it easy but 80% of the time a games up all Of this gets shoved in my face and to reiterate this mainly isn’t pissing all over the employees themselves because I know the heads of gamestop forced them to act like this the exact same heads that have turned gamestop into what is this place this Doesn’t feel like Game Stop anymore the random merchandise takes up more space than the actual games now it feels like I’m living inside of a loot crate nerf guns toys plushies any of them aren’t even themed to gaming franchises just standard geeky movie or comic book stuff now I’ve no doubt this stuff is popular but in terms of at Gamestop itself I have never seen anybody buy these knickknacks here in fact a lot of the time I see this kind of stuff in their clearance bins at least it’s better than one game stop tried to shift their focus to smartphones yeah that worked out for them now of course I may be saying this because of that virgin blood within me but I think could be smart for game stuff to start focusing a lot more on Retro games now they carry them online and add select locations but come on retro gaming is really big now especially the GameCube ps2 and Xbox generation the kids who grew up with those consoles are at an age where they want to play them again and instead of capitalizing on that they’re just gonna keep selling Naruto shirts hate the fact that retro games are mainly only available online These are games you probably want to inspect before buying but instead just buy them online you’ll find out if they come with the Kaizen manual when you get them I don’t hate Game Stop but it’s just not my preferred place to shop it has annoying quirks and as time goes on the store just seems like it’s becoming more and more not for me really recommend supporting independent mom-and-pop games stores a lot of these places Rock they may give you better trading credits they’ll definitely have a bigger variety of systems and games spending across so many more generations and they probably won’t be as in your face about junkie don’t want better start supporting them soon though because many of them keep on shutting down and that’s never fun well it’s over new store opened down the street some really steep competition We just can’t keep up with it I mean I’ve had five people ask if we sell cigarettes Maybe we should start taking trade ins you think you know how to run a business I know a guy with an ester shirt okay, I earned this job this is my peak well after everything I’ve been through I’m done I’m not going to game stores anymore. I’ll say it’s because I’m protesting them but it’s really because I’m unemployed

[email protected] Game Pass Fall 2019

October 3, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 59 Comments

ID@Xbox Game Pass Fall 2019


[XBOX SOUND] [MUSIC] Hey everyone, welcome to [email protected] Game Pass A showcase where we talk about Xbox titles coming to Xbox Game Pass We have some fresh new Game Pass announcements for you today As well as to have the chance to talk to some developers, and we’re gonna show you some of that right now Munchkin, Steve Jackson Games hit card game of Dungeon Adventures gets this digital adaptation with the help of Asmodee Digital. Play solo or grab some friends and team up and compete in dungeon mayhem as you defeat monsters and grab hilarious loot in this fun and accessible adventure. Yooka Laylee, Yooka Laylee is an open world platformer from genre world veterans Plutonic Games published by Team 17. Explore huge beautiful worlds, meet an unforgettable cast of characters and horde a vault load of collectables. As buddy-duo Yooka and Laylee embark on an epic adventure to thwart corporate creep Capital B. Utilize your arsenal of special moves to overcome puzzles, challenges, enemies and more.. The Escapists 2, in this top down prison simulation: craft, steal, brawl and escape from the toughest prisons. You’ll need to craft tools from everyday items, chain together attacks to overcome prison brawls and more.. Team up with 3 other friends with online or local co-op. Or for those who are competitive, settle the score through the versus mode. Cities Skylines is coming to Xbox Game Pass for PC. You’re in charge of a growing city in this modern city building simulation in which you have control over and can effect various elements of the city in detail. Such as traffic congestion, budget, employment, health and pollution levels. Design, build and manage your dream metropolis in this award winning best selling management game and build the perfect city. We’re here with Andrew of Thunderful Publishing. The Lonely Mountains Downhill, it’s just you and your bike on the mountain and ah the objective is to get down the hill as fast as possible or take your time and not crash. The Lonely Mountains Downhill, it’s just you and your bike on the mountain and ah the objective is to get down the hill as fast as possible or take your time and not crash. So get down as fast as possible, hit the check points and try to get the fastest time and compete with your friends on leaderboards. Or if you want to be a perfectionist, get down to the bottom without crashing. There’s multiple goals and objectives and you know getting down the mountain without crashing.. that’d be great. Awesome, yeah I can vouch. The game’s incredibly fun, pandemonium constantly.. I think the game will be a Speedrunner’s Paradise. Yea for sure. They’re gonna find every little nook and cranny on how their going to get down the fastest way possible. And that’s what makes it fun because there are a lot of really entertaining jumps and really tight areas where. If you can pull it off you can take that shortcut and it makes it super exciting. A lot of the players that we see, they jump over a short cut. People don’t actually assume they can go down a deep crevice and get down to the bottom that way. They constantly jump over cuz that looks like the natural path. It’s one of those games.. It’s there for you to explore and just enjoy so.. And the game is shipping Day One in Xbox Game Pass. We look forward to Lonely Mountains Downhill. Hey there we’re sitting down with Ralph of FLARB. From the Demon’s Tilt team. Awesome Bullet Hell pinball game. Can you tell us more about it? Yes, it was created by Adam at Wizard War and we are publishing it and sort of co-developing it a a great sort of retro style 16-bit video pinball Bullet Hell with some hack and slash combo, Demonic themed, Occult pinball action as it says on the shirt. Heavy Metal soundtrack, Chip Tune, Turbo Charged soundtrack, Crazy pinball game. With likes of which you have never seen, with the likes of which cannot be duplicated in a real world machine. Wow! Well that’s cool. I’ve played it, it’s super fun. Any specific reaction from players? Well, I just want people to re-discover video pinball. It’s different from real pinball. A lot of pinball games are trying to duplicate real pinball, even if they are not based on real pinball machines, they are trying to be like a real mechanical pinball machine. And we’re taking it back to video pinball with fantasy elements that are impossible to do in real life. The possibilities to do in the genre are endless, so if people like this game.. they can continue with us on this journey and go some crazy places with this type of game. Very cool. I can’t wait for more people to play this game. I know it’s launching Day One in Xbox Game Pass.. That’s exciting. That’s very exciting. Do you have a release date at this time? Not a specific date but look for Demon’s Tilt before the end of the year. Very soon. Awesome! We’re here with Ashley of Fellow Traveler, publishers of Genesis Noir, a super awesome modern take on the point and click adventure. What can you tell our players about it?
Genesis Noir is a generative art experience set before, during and after the Big Bang. And really it’s about witnessing the breadth of human experience in history and you want to stop the Big Bang from occurring and thus erase all of existence to save your love. And in the actual game itself you get to explore star scapes, jazz cafes and of course make jazz music. The game is super unique in terms of it’s visuals and aesthetic. Can you go into some of the inspiration behind that? Yes, so the entirety of the game’s gameplay is inspired by jazz and the improvisation behind it. So we have the players create music and jazz and improvisation by playing with street buskers, planting stars capes and creating universes and other generative experiences to mimic the feeling of improvising jazz and music and it’s all against a love melodious backdrop. This is another game we have launching into Xbox Game Pass. Do you have a release date at this point in time you can talk about with us? Not yet but.. we are getting super close. 2019? 2020? Sometime soon.. Awesome! Well thanks a lot Ashely, looking forward to Genesis Noir coming sometime soon. Looking forward to having some more Devolver Game Pass games in the future. There are definitely more coming. Nigel was right we have 3 more great Devolver Digital titles coming to Xbox Game Pass Minit, Minit is a peculiar little adventure played 60 seconds at a time. Journey outside the comfort of your home to help unusual folk uncover countless secrets and overcome dangerous foes. All in hopes of lifting a rather unfortunate curse that ends each day after just one minute. The Red Strings Club, The Red Strings Club is a Cyber-Punk narrative experience about fate and happiness. Featuring the extensive use of pottery, bartending, and impersonating people on the phone to take down a corporate conspiracy. As a bartender and freelance hacker duo, uncover the mysteries of the corporate program by collecting information through bartending, crafting and espionage. The Talos Principle, The Talos Principle is a first person puzzle game in the tradition of philosophical science fiction. Choose what path you will go down. And solve puzzles as you explore a story about humanity, technology and civilization. Vambrace Cold Soul, the city of Icenare has fallen under a powerful curse. Now overrun with mad wraiths, the fate of it’s survivors maybe in the hands of a woman named Evelia Lyric who bares a mysterious artifact known as the Etherbrace. Assemble teams from 10 unique character classes. Arm and equip your party before setting out on grueling expeditions. The story unfolds across 7 epic chapters of gothic fantasy adventure and punishing dungeon crawling mayhem. Can you survive? State of Mind, enter into a futuristic thriller game delving into trans-humanism. The game explores themes of separation, disjuncture and re-unification in a world that is torn between dystopian material reality. And a utopian virtual future. Explore a rich world that blends realistic atmospheric environments with low poly characters. Dead By Daylight is coming to Xbox Game Pass for PC. Ever with to play as one of the characters from your favorite Horror movie? Dead By Daylight is a 1v4 multiplayer game that allows you to choose between playing an unstoppable killer and one of 4 survivors trying to evade a gruesome death. Each killer and survivor have their own progression system and unlockables that can be tailored to your specific strategy. Make sure to check out Dead By Daylight’s new Stranger Things chapter which includes one new map and features one new killer, the Demogorgon and 2 new survivors, Nancy Wheeler and Steve Harrington. [MUSIC] We showed a lot of games today and you can expect all these games that we showed to be coming to Xbox Game Pass in the next coming months. Thank you for watching. We hope you liked what you saw and we’ll see you again next time. [XBOX SOUND]

Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors

October 3, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

Key & Peele – Video Game Sensors


– NOW GO–LOOK AT THAT.
– WHAT? THAT’S AMAZING.
– HE’S SO GOOD AT THIS. – AMAZING. – I KNOW,
LOOK AT YOUR POINTS. – OH! OH! OH!
– NICE! NICE! – YES. DUDE. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
MASTERED THIS GAME. – YEAH, WELL, SINCE,
UM, SHEILA LEFT, I’VE BEEN SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME PLAYING THE GAME. – YOU’RE DOING REALLY GOOD.
– THANK YOU. – THAT’S WHY
WE’RE HERE, MAN. HELP YOU GET OVER SH–HER. AND CHECK OUT THIS
AWESOME NEW GAME YOU HAVE! – [weakly]
YAY. – YOU KNOW, I LEFT SOMETHING
IN ANOTHER ROOM. UM, EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. – OH, HE STILL
HAS THE SENSORS ON. [chuckles] – OH, LOOK.
– IS THAT HIM IN HIS ROOM? – YEAH. YOU CAN SEE HIM.
THAT’S FUNNY. WHAT IS HE DOING? IS HE–IS HE ON HIS KNEES? DID HE DROP TO HIS KNEES?
– OH, N–[chuckles] – OH…
– THAT–THAT– HE’S PROBABLY LOOKING FOR– – NO, LOOK.
HE’S–HE’S CRYING. HE’S CRYING. OH, NO.
– HE’S JUST– – NO, NO, HE’S SHUDDERING.
– THAT’S JUST SHAKING. – HE’S SHUDDERING.
IS HE FETAL? YEAH, HE CURLED UP.
LOOK AT THAT. HE’S FETAL. – HEY, CRAIG, BUDDY.
YOU ALL RIGHT UP THERE? – OH, YEAH, I’M–I’M–I’M–
I’M COMING RIGHT OUT. – OH, HE–UM… HEY, MAN, YOU ALL RIGHT? – YES. YEAH. OH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH. IT’S JUST,
UH, MY SINUSES… [sniffs]
ARE ACTING UP. YEAH.
YEAH, I, UM– I WAS JUST–YOU KNOW, I WAS
JUST THINKING ABOUT SHEILA, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M–I AM TOTALLY OVER HER. – AWESOME.
– AWESOME. – LET’S–HEY, LET’S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED. – SURE. OH. UH… I FORGOT TO GET RID OF THIS
PICTURE OF SHEILA. EXCUSE ME. – HEY, MAYBE LEAVE THE SENSORS
SO ONE OF US CAN PLAY. [game music begins] – OH, HE’S DANCING. HE’S DANCING WITH THE PHOTO.
IS HE KI– HE’S DOING–
HE’S DOING THIS A BUNCH. – ALL RIGHT.
– IS HE KISSING IT? I THINK HE’S KISSING IT. – KNOW WHAT?
I’M GONNA TURN THIS OFF. ‘CAUSE WE DON’T NEED TO–
– YOU CHANGE IT AND YOU DIE. HE’S UNDOING HIS BUCKLE. LOOK AT THIS.
HIS PANTS ARE COMING OFF. HIS PANTS ARE COMING OFF. OH, GOD.
– YEAH. – NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. – OKAY, THAT’S HAPPENING.
– OH, NO, NO, NO. – MY GOD.
– IS HE–HE’S– HE IS TOTALLY ON THE BED.
– YEAH. – HE’S TOTALLY FLAT
ON THE BED. – OKAY, WELL, THAT’S JUST– – OH! OH, GOD. OH, GROSS. [groans] – WE SH–WE SHOULDN’T BE… OKAY, YOU KNOW… – IS HE REACHING DOWN
FOR HIS FOOT? – I DON’T–
– THAT’S HIS FOOT, ISN’T IT? IS THAT HIS FOOT? – AND COMING BACK. – WHEW. I AM SORRY, EVERYBODY. WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO MAKE SOME SNACKS? – WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST?