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Charades with Martin Short and David Dobrik

January 23, 2020 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

Charades with Martin Short and David Dobrik


-Get ready for this. You all know
how to play Charades. We’re gonna do 4 rounds, 30
seconds on the clock per round. Then, the fifth round
is the showdown. Both teams get the same clue
at the same time. I will go first. You guys
can all take your seats. Marty —
-Where would you like me? -You go over on that couch
over there. -Can I sit right here?
-You go on that sofa over there. You can go there, if you like. All right. Guys,
what number shall I choose? [ Audience shouting ]
I heard 6. I heard 6 first. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh. Oh. Oh, yes. Okay, all right.
Here we go. -Okay.
-All right, ready? -Yeah.
-We’re gonna be good with this. -Uh-huh. Yes.
-Ready? -Yeah.
-Start the clock. -Movie.
“Little Women.” [ Laughter ] -No.
-No, of course not! -Sorry.
[ Laughter ] “Five Fingers.” [ Laughter ] No, five words, five words. Two — Second word.
Run. The — run slow. Run silent.
Runs — Runs fast. And run — run fast! Fifth word.
Run — [ Buzzer ]
-Oh, my God. [ Sad trombone ]
-What is it? [ Applause ] -“The Fast and the Furious”! -Oh, I thought it was
“Catch Me If You Can.” -No, no. Here’s —
When you said, “second word,” and you said, “Run,”
and you said, “Yeah.” -No, I said, “Fast.”
[ Laughter ] -You agreed
that the second word was “run.” -No, you know —
-You’re on our team, and we’re on our team.
-I’m just saying. -This isn’t about judgment,
but you did that horribly. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -Sit down, sit down.
-Am I up? -Yep.
[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Never do this kind of thing.
Never. -Ever.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, no.
It’s fine. Everything’s gonna be okay. [ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. [ Clears throat ]
-Okay, one word. -Mm-hmm.
-Don’t move your mouth, David. -I know, I know!
I moved my mouth! [ Laughter ]
-What is it, a movie? -Yeah, yeah.
-It’s a movie. Okay. -Um…
-Uh… Dealer.
Vegas. Las Vegas. -Uno.
-You can’t guess. -Cards.
-I will never get this. Can I do another one?
-No! -No! Come on, man!
-Um… Oh! I got it, got it, got it! [ Buzzer ]
-Ru– -Wow.
-Shoot. [ Sad trombone ]
-“Hustlers.” -What?
-“Hustlers”? -“Hustlers.”
[ Laughter ] -Oh.
-That was tough. She told me to pick —
right there in the red! -The movies about strippers.
-Oh, it’s about strippers? -Yes.
[ Laughter ] [ Sad trombone ]
-Wow. -Wait.
Thought it was… -I thought — No, I thought
it was, like, hustling. -No, no, no.
-No. -Movie’s about strippers.
-It’s okay. Don’t worry, David.
-What a bust. [ Laughter ] -What do I do now?
-What number? [ Audience shouting ] [ Clattering ] [ Laughter ] -Ready?
-Oh, my — yes! [ Laughter ]
-Oh! Okay.
-We got it. Come on, bud, we can do this.
-[ Tongue trilling ] -It’s an old — it’s a movie.
It’s a film. -A fi-lm.
-Yes, a fi-lm. -Okay, ready?
-Yes. One word.
“Titanic.” [ Light laughter ]
Two syllables. First syllable. [ Laughter ] Ghost. Ghost — Ghost something,
punch — “Ghostbusters”!
-Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Sit down, sit down! -1-0?
-Okay. What we doing? [ Audience shouting ] -Don’t listen to her. -Unbelievable.
-I guess 4 it is. I’m on the shout-out.
[ Audience shouting ] -Okay.
-Mmm. -Oh, no.
Is it strippers? -That’s a confident —
That’s a confident, “Mmm.” -Okay. Uh… -Okay, it’s a song.
-Mm-hmm. -Great. Five words.
-Wow. -Oh, we’re gonna
be here all day. Okay. Two.
Peace. Two syllables?
[ Laughter ] Two syllables is the first word.
-No. -Fifth word.
[ Light laughter ] Two — The second word is…
-[ Laughing ] The second word is —
Yes, it’s “bite.” Bite.
“Another one bites the dust.” -Yes.
[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -How’d they get that?
[ Cheers and applause ] -That’s incredible!
-Hold me back. Hold me back!
-I don’t like this! Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! [ Cheers and applause ] -Listen, honestly, it’s my first
time playing Charades. I’m catching up,
but now I got it. Let’s do the stripper one again.
Rewind the tape. -Too late.
-All right, here we go. -Oh, very good.
-It’s me and you, buddy. -Come on, Jimmy.
-Here we go. -Now they’re the same.
Now, look, this is the showdown! It’s the showdown. Whichever partner gets this
first wins the whole thing. We’re both gonna give clues
to the same thing. -Do you do it at the same time?
-Yes. -Wow. -So you can look at David
if I’m not doing well. -Don’t worry about it.
[ Laughter ] -You don’t want to look at me. -All right.
Which one should we do? [ Audience shouting ] -7.
-All right, 7. Ready? -Wow.
-Do you know that? [ Laughter ] -I mean, yeah.
-Okay. -But it’s gonna be tough.
Look at him. Okay? -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! This is all you, buddy.
-Okay. All right. [ Breathes deeply ]
Okay. Okay, hold on.
Hold on. -No, I don’t need
to look at it again. Okay.
-Yodel. -It’s a song.
-Song, song! [ Cheers and applause ] -Four words.
-My penis, my crotch. Big —
-Second word. Penis!
-Balls. Big balls —
“Balls of Fire”! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Wow!
Wow! -“Great Balls of Fire.” -Oh, my God.
-Oh, great balls. I see. Great penis of…
-You did it, you did it. -David, you killed it.
-I did. I learn quick. -Great debut right there.
Yeah, good job, guys. My thanks to Martin Short.
[ Cheers and applause ] David Dobrik, Tariq Trotter
are the champions!

KIDS Pretend Play INDOOR Games | Raja Mantri Chor Sipahi  | #FunGames #ToyStars


leave it…I think someone has entered in our house Oho these kids remain busy with mobile phones and gadgets all the time and that in our times no gadgets & fancy games was there tell us then how did you play without fancy toys? Ok let’s take them back to our time where we are Now? this is our world We’ll play Raja Mantri Chor Sipahi In this game we’ve four chits and that’s are mentioned with Raja, Mantri, Chor, Sipahi now we’ve to pick one and have a look on it to know which one you received and don’t tell it to anyone I got this Raja so I’ll ask who’s my Minister/Mantri… me so you have to find out who’s chor & Sipahi from them do you really feel am I a Chor seeing my such an innocent face and I think she is the “Chor” show me your chit and now its time to get Points Raja got 1000 Points she has answered correct so she got 800 Points 500 to Sipahi


(upbeat music) – What’s up guys, welcome
to Day 1562 of the vlogs, and today we have an awesome
surprise up our sleeves for you and the kids. Speaking of kids, we just picked
them up from Mamaw’s house. How was Tarzan? – Good.
– [Bryce] Good. – [Clintus] You guys went
to see Tarzan, was it a really good movie? Favorite part? – It’s really cool, like– – I don’t wanna spoil it! (laughing) – It’s really good when
he becomes Tarzan. – When he becomes Tarzan. When Tarzan becomes Tarzan. – And in the previews, you guys probably already
know this happened, but when he fights gorillas. – He fights gorillas. Yeah, anything that’s in a teaser is not really a spoiler, so he can say that. Anyways, we just picked them up, we’re leaving Mamaw’s house and we are heading
in a general direction. So here’s a first hint, we’re gonna go
shopping for something. So I’m going to give
you three options. You each get one guess. Three options are, no, hang on. I’m gonna give you three options, and you guys get to give
us your one guess, alright? First option: new house. Two: new dirt bike. Three: a new car. Sierra, what guess do you have? – House? – Sierra says house. Bryce, what do you say? – Dirt bike. – Dirt bike? – I want the house, but I think we’re gonna
get the dirt bikes. – Those were the two
I was thinking in my head, like, oh, it’s either
gonna be a house or the dirt bikes. – I don’t get a new car? – [Bryce] Well, yeah,
it can’t be a car. – You said you’re not
gonna buy a new car until we get a new house. – Oh, I did say that. I did say, “Mommy’s not
allowed to get a new car “until we get a new house.” – [Bryce] So it’s not the car. – Aw, I just ruined, okay. Alright, so it’s between
the house and the dirt bike, which is what you
guys said, right? You’re voting house,
you’re voting dirt bike? We shall see. Alright, you guys
ready to find out? ‘Cause I mean,
basically once we drive up to this destination,
you’ll know what it is. So you ready? – Yeah. – Today, we are going to go look at… new dirt bikes! – Okay.
– [Bryce] Okay. (laughing) – [Tiffany] For me! – [Clintus] For her! – [Bryce] Quads? – Just kidding. (Clintus laughing) – [Clintus] Actually we
should, though. While we’re out looking,
might as well get you on some and have you sit on them. – [Bryce] I wanna do the houses. – [Clintus] You wanna
do the houses? You said dirt bike, though. – I know, because I knew– – [Clintus] Oh, you knew,
you knew! But you’d rather look at houses? Well, that will come soon enough, ’cause I’m gonna call and we’re
gonna get a realtor going. We’re gonna get
the whole thing started. – [Voiceover] Five years later. – So our first destination is
gonna be North Valley Honda. It’s the bike shop that I
bought my KX450 at last year. Great people, they gave
me a great price, and so that’s our first place. And then after that, because they only sell
Hondas and Kawasakis, we’ll probably go
to another location and look at like Suzukis,
Yamahas, KTMs, that sort of thing and just kinda
get a feel for the bikes, for their sizes, and get like a price on it. Oh, you guys, they’re closed! They’re closed on Sundays. – [Tiffany] Fail.
– Dude, seriously, when I was a kid, and my dad can attest to this if I call my dad right now, dirt bike shops were
always open on Sundays because everyone was
riding on Sundays, right? So they’d go out to get
your last-minute gear, you have to go
get your, you know. And it’s Sunday,
everyone’s off work. And they would
close on Mondays. But dirt bike shops were
always closed on Mondays. So I was like, oh,
we’re good, it’s Sunday, no big deal. They’re closed! Oh, no. Bummer, dude. – [Tiffany] That one’s definitely closed. – [Clintus] That is
definitely closed, yeah. – I think we just passed, there’s a couple shops on
Cave Creek here, right? – Yeah, Cave Creek’s a very
busy dirt bike-y place. That’s why I came down here, ’cause I knew there were shops. Cycle Gear’s down there, but that’s a gear to get gear. So yeah, we’ll go back. And that shop was open, there was dirt bikes
outside of the other shops. We’ll go to that other place. But we’re definitely
gonna come back here, ’cause like I said, they gave
me a great deal on my bike and something tells me they’ll
give me another great deal on their bike. Of course a lot of you guys say we need to get one
of these four-seaters. This is a two-seater, a
four-seater would be good. Oh, these are single-seaters. I didn’t even know they
made single-seaters. That’s a single-seater, whoa! I didn’t know they made those. Yeah, well, not if you
have one and I have one. Yeah, a lot of people
want us to get a Razor, and I want a Razor, I do. I do want a Razor. But we need a trailer
to haul the Razor and Tiffany doesn’t really
want to haul a trailer. So it means I need
to get a toy hauler, which means I need
to get a bigger truck. So this is all future stuff. Alright, so there it is. There’s a YZ1, what was it, TTR. TTR 110.
– [Voiceover] I like how the blue looks. – [Clintus] So that’s a Yamaha. – [Bryce] I think this is our size. – [Clintus] That’s what
you shoulda got, that’s the first bike
we shoulda got you. That’s a PW50. That’s what I should
have gotten you guys. – [Tiffany] That thing is so cute. – [Clintus] I know. – I can’t lift it up. I wanna do a wheelie. – [Clintus] No.
– This feels smaller than the one we have right now. – [Clintus] It’s lower, yeah. But it’s actually a bigger engine, it’s 110. Yours is a 65. So this is a TTR 125. It’s got an electric start. – What’s an electric start? – [Clintus] You don’t
have to kick it. You start it up. – Which size is the
actual racers ride? – [Clintus] 250s and 450s. Down here. – [Bryce] Those are 230s, 250s. – [Clintus] Yep. That’s a WR, that’s off-road. This is a two-stroke. This is what
Uncle Austin wants to get. Uncle Austin wants
a 250 two-stroke. – What about this? – [Clintus] These are two-strokes. 125, 250. – [Bryce] Where are the four-strokes? – [Clintus] Four-strokes
are right here, yep. And see, look, come here. You know how you know? Here’s how you know,
right there, bam. Look at that pipe. See that pipe?
– [Bryce] Yeah. – [Clintus] Those are two-strokes. Four-strokes have the skinny pipe and the big muffler in the back. So that’s like my bike, 450. – [Bryce] Yeah, you can
tell the difference. 250, 450, you can tell
the size difference. – [Sierra] Wait, that’s 450s? – [Clintus] Yeah, so these
bikes are kinda the same. Two-stroke, four-stroke,
but they’re the same class. And then these are 250 and 125. Oh, that’s a WR, that’s
an off-road edition. They don’t even have a 250– – [Sierra] Can we get a Suzuki, or– – [Clintus] These are Suzukis right here. So here’s your bike. Oh, it’s an 85. Never mind, that’s an 85. And then these are 250s. Four-strokes. – [Sierra] Yeah, like,
it’s not that (mumbles). – [Clintus] And then we
got quads for Tiffany. There’s a 450, there’s a 700. 700 Can-Am. No, right here. Oh, that’s a 450 too. – [Tiffany] You want a kid’s one? – [Clintus] That’s a kid’s one. Yeah, that’s basically
what Bryce was riding at Brian’s, right? – It looked much cooler, though. – [Clintus] Hey, there we go,
there’s a 200 automatic there. That’s totally a kid’s one,
but Mommy could ride that. Hop on that real quick, see. Yeah. – Are we gonna get Mommy a… Oh, Sierra! Sierra, come here, look it! Do you want to drive or do
you want to get in the back? – [Clintus] Yes, it actually fits you! That actually fits you. – [Bryce] Yeah, Mommy! – [Clintus] It looks smaller, but it actually fits you, because you’re so tiny. – This one I’ll be able to handle. – [Clintus] You could handle that. – Very slow at first. – [Clintus] 3600. Oh, how you feeling,
how you feeling? You think you can handle that?
– Maybe. – [Clintus] You want one? – Can you buy me one, please? – [Clintus] Let’s see, your
birthday’s already over, Mother’s Day’s already over, so I guess we need Christmas? (laughs) Hey, look at that,
a double-seater! Bryce is in charge. – Can I do the… – [Clintus] That’s the throttle. – I got the backseat, though. – [Clintus] Doesn’t matter, it’s off. That thing is huge. – He controls the quad, but I get to have the backseat. – We can drive this. – [Clintus] What do you think, Sierra? You like that? It’s got a kickstand. No clutch, though. There’s no clutch. So that’s interesting.
– Can we shift, though? – [Clintus] No, there’s
still a shifter. The shifter’s right there. – But it twirls? – [Clintus] You just let
off the gas, and you shift it, I guess. – That’s the kill button, right? – [Clintus] Yep. Bryce, that one has a clutch. – What’s this one, then? There’s two buttons on
here, I’m getting confused. – [Clintus] So that’s… Oh, is it an electric start, too? It looks like an electric start. – [Sierra] And what’s this? – That’s the killswitch. Alright, so at this location, they’ve got a TTR 110 for $2240, and it’s not an automatic,
but there’s no clutch. – [Sierra] You just shift. – You just shift. That’s our first option. – [Sierra] I want that. – On to the next store. Alrighty. Bellies are full of Mexican food. Time for one more shop. ‘Cause really, every other
store we looked at’s closed. I’m like, why are they
closed on Sundays? So we got one more
shop to look at. Hopefully they’ve got
a couple other brands, ’cause the first
place only really had the Yamaha in their size. They carry Suzuki, but they
didn’t have any in their size. So I’m hoping that Honda
and Kawasakis are here. We’ll see. Alright, so they’ve
got all the brands. Hondas, Kawasakis,
Yamahas, Suzukis. You’re right,
they don’t have KTM. – They don’t have KTM. – [Clintus] At least
they’re not over here. There’s some more on
the other side, he said. So that’s the 110. What do you think, you think
Sierra’s too big for that? – My legs are long. – [Clintus] Your legs are long, I know. But as far as like power-wise, I know that’s the right
size bike for you, as far as power. But yeah, I’m worried
that you’re too tall. Put your right leg up, put your right leg up. – [Bryce] This is my size. – [Clintus] Yeah, see, you’re almost too tall for that, Sierra. That’s the right size for
you, Bryce, you think? Little 70? (laughs) Pee wee bike. That’s like the last
red bike you had. Same size. They don’t have any Kawasaki 110s. They’ve got this
two-stroke 100, though. And then there’s 85. Those are still too big for you. – This is my new car, guys. – [Clintus] It’s almost
like the Batmobile. It’s kinda like the Batmobile. That’s your new ride? – This is cool. – It’s a new car, right? – [Clintus] It’s a good fit for you. – Basically a car. This is my next car, guys. – [Clintus] What do you guys think? Should we ditch the
name brand stuff and just go with
these old pit bikes? That an automatic, Bryce? – [Bryce] I guess, yeah. – [Clintus] I don’t know,
but there’s a shifter. There’s no clutch, though. So you just shift
it without a clutch. I just feel like it’s a 50, right? It’s a small engine,
like I feel like you would just grow out of it. You would just grow
out of it so fast. It’s a big bike, though. I mean, it’s got suspension for me. I could put my butt on there. Wow, guys, I’m mega-bummed, like, what a fail. We were totally excited to
go looking for dirt bikes and surprise the kids,
and like, A, it’s Sunday and almost all the
stores are closed, and B, the two stores we went to literally only had a Yamaha. That’s all they had, which I’m not saying
anything against Yamaha, but I kinda wanted to have
the kids sit on each one, get a feel for
which one’s like, taller, which one, the seat
feels better, right? Get some competition with
the prices and whatnot. And like, nothing. So we definitely
have to come back. We definitely have
to go during the week when all the
other shops are open. I definitely want to
check out North Valley, ’cause North Valley’s gonna
have Kawasakis and Hondas, which are my two leading
brands that I want the kids to possibly get. It would be nice if
we all rode Kawasakis, but Hondas are a close second. So, yeah. Sorry, guys. Fail dirt bike shopping. (blows raspberry) Alright, guys, so we
made our way back home. Tiff and I kinda talked a little bit, and we’ll probably have to
wait ’til after our trip, which we’re going
on a trip this week, in case you didn’t know. I kinda hinted at that. We have an action-packed week, you guys don’t want to miss it. I mean, like, seriously. It’s gonna be awesome. I’ve never been to this place. But anyways, we’ll have to wait ’til we
come back after our trip to go back and look
at the dirt bikes, but I’m feeling pretty good. The research I’ve done, like I said, it’s gonna be between the Kawasaki
and the Honda. I just want the kids
to sit on them first. So after our trip, stay tuned. New dirt bike for
one of these kids. I don’t know which one yet. I’ll buy it and then
whoever’s my favorite, I’ll give them the bike. Anyways, I’m joking, by the way. I don’t have a favorite,
I don’t have favorites. We’re gonna play some
Magic: The Gathering. These kids are super excited, I built their decks yesterday, and that’s all that’s
been on their mind, other than the dirt bike, is to play. So we’ve got our decks shuffled, and our seven cards dealt. So here we go. Magic: The Gathering. Alright, we’re well into the game. And I just told the kids,
put their hands on the table so that I can kinda
see what they have and kinda walk them through
the different steps, ’cause there’s a lot to this game. There’s sorcery,
there’s creatures, there’s enchantments,
there’s instants. So it’s one of those things
where they’re learning. They’re learning. So far, so good? What do you think? You getting bored yet? It’s a slow game. – We’re in the learning part, so. – [Clintus] It’s like school. You’re like, meh, school. – And this is one
of my creatures. – That’s one of your creatures. That’s a dried cherry, don’t eat it. Alright, so after the first round, Bryce took out Sierra. So you eliminated Sierra, and then I eliminated Bryce. And the reason why I
eliminated Bryce is why? – I made a mistake, so I tapped all three of these cards and I did two damage to Sierra, so that knocked her out, then I did three damage to you. – [Clintus] But, because you tapped all your creatures, what? – I couldn’t block, so when he has a creature
that I could do six– – He only had six life,
I had four creatures out and three of them
could do enough damage to kill him out, let alone all of them together. So the lesson he learned was don’t attack
with all your creatures when you have that low of life, ’cause you have
nothing to block with. And what are you doing
while we’re playing Magic? – This. – [Clintus] You’re still
playing Best Fiends. – Yeah, it’s so addicting. – [Clintus] What level are you on? – Well, I got stuck, like at 47, then you have to
do this special thing that has like 20 things within it. But it’s addicting. – Yeah, 47? Alright, so after two games, I won both. – Obviously. – Well, no, I mean, the first game you had me down to like, nine? I was down low, but the real
question is this, okay? And honestly. No b.s., you two, okay? Did you like the game and do you wanna play it again? – [Bryce] Yes.
– Yes. – Yes, both of you? – Can we do tournaments,
like at that one place? – Well, once you know how to play, once I know that
you can play by yourself, and I don’t have
to give you any help, then you can play tournaments. – Yeah, I meant that, not like right now. – You, I was worried, though. It felt like you were getting bored. Is it because that last
game was just really slow? – Yeah, like we didn’t get any land so we can put anything– – The way Magic works, guys, is you draw seven cards, you have seven
cards in your hand, and if you don’t
have any lands, you can’t do anything. And then once you have lands, you have to have things to do, and Bryce wasn’t
getting any creatures. That was your other problem. You had all spells and instances. – So what I was doing was I was getting no land, but I was getting a
whole lot of creatures. Then I got a whole bunch of land– – And no creatures.
– [Bryce] And no creatures. I got a whole bunch of lands,
put the creatures down– – And Sierra, you, same thing. You were getting no creatures, right? And when you did get one, we would attack
and you’d lose them all. Anyway, so you
guys are good, then? – Yeah, I like it. – Alright, cool, I’m excited. They just need more practice. It’s a game that takes
time to learn the skill and what all the things do and when to use them. But even just
in that second game, you guys were definitely
picking things up. So I’m excited. Well, guys, this is the way
we’re gonna end the vlog, hope you enjoyed it. Unfortunately, like I said, kind of epic fail when it
came to going and looking at dirt bikes today, but like I said, when we get back
from our trip this week, we’ll definitely go back out, hit up a couple more shops
that were closed today, and we will make
our final decision on a new dirt bike
for the kids. This is our
last-ditch effort, really. We buy this new bike,
a new four-stroke, and if they don’t
get the confidence, they don’t feel like riding, it might be the last dirt
bike the kids ever own. But, speaking of
dirt bikes, tomorrow Mike Junior Swag hit us up and wants to go
ride in the morning, so I’m gonna
go riding with them in the morning bright and early, so stay tuned tomorrow,
dirt bike video. Whoo, vlog on.

24 HOUR BILLIONAIRE BOX FORT ELEVATOR CHALLENGE 4 STORY! Mini Golf, Toys, Gaming Room & More!


come up here and pull this ash the wall
comes down revealing a secret entrance to a working box for elevator
elevators so much safety somebody’s trying to break in your project over so much boating into
the city pack up boy please I’m coming back too bad man
they saw the plans for the biggest box court in the world and that’s someone’s
gonna beat me to it well since Logan’s not gonna help me
build the world’s biggest box for it looks like I’m gonna have to build it on
my own hey what’s going on everyone its Papa
Jake and we are back with a brand new video and guys today I am building the
world’s biggest most insane most epic box fort you have ever seen now as you
guys know my plans for this box fort were stolen and Logan decided to stay
asleep literally upstairs he’s sleeping he doesn’t want to be a part of one of
the greatest achievements in all of humankind so I am staying down here all
night working on the craziest box fort that we can do a 24-hour challenging now
I’m nowhere near complete I still gotta add a ton of stuff to this thing but
there is some really cool stuff inside this and I’m gonna show you guys just
why this is the coolest box whatever first I got to remind you that at the
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button so you get notified of a brand new video every Tuesday Thursday and
Saturday mark that in your calendars and then comment hashtag squad but guys I
want to show you this before Logan gets down here and sees it in the morning
because he is gonna be walking into a 24 hour challenge that he is not expecting
you might notice it’s pretty sweet it’s pretty big it’s a little empty still
like I said I got a ton of stuff that at but as you guys can see here this is the
main room now there is a secret doorway here I’m not gonna show you how it works
dad we’re gonna wait for Logan but there’s a secret door
in a very secret elevator I’m gonna have to show you how it works
later on in the video okay guys so right now we are in another section of the
fort now I’ve done a little bit of work setting up the gaming room here there’s
a lot of stuff that I’m gonna be adding here I’ve got a lot of really cool
things like a defense system I’ve got an escape hatch I’ve got a driving range to
play golf but you’re probably wondering Jeff where are we don’t get too scared
now we are three stories of inside the secret area of the four that is
completely safe from anything on the ground I mean we’re talking zombies
we’re talking raccoon we’re talking ants I’m even saying evil
Lamas can’t get us we’ve got the sky wing over here you can actually go out
down there that’s where I’m gonna install the golf course over here is
where I’m going to install some of the other cool things that we’re gonna have
I’m gonna have a security system so we can actually fly a drone around the fort
and I’m adding a missile launcher I think first things first now that I’ve
shown you guys a little bit of an update as to what I’m working on we need to get
back into building this thing and start working on some of the cool features and
guys if you love us making massive forts like this also if you think that I
should go wake Logan up with a nerf blaster why don’t you hit that like
button why don’t we try and crush 50,000 likes on this video for more insane
forts or to see Logan get woken up with the nerd class or either either one will
work but I guess let’s get buildable so as you guys can see here you’ve come
outside the top-secret upper layer of the fort down here to our very own
personal driving range now we got everything you need
you got your golf club here which is stuck on the wall we got a fresh very
nice sheet of fake grass over here we’ve got our golf ball dispenser so you would
grab your golf ball from down here like so and then a brand new one shows up
there and then you can hit it off of the year into our target so now over here is
where I’ve got targets I got 50 points 500 points 100 points zero zero points
over there that’s why there’s a frowny face and then the Omega 1000 points so
I’m actually really excited to see how me and Logan compete against one another
and then once you’re done you just pop the golf ball back in here like so and
you’re gonna keep playing is almost time to wake Logan up but I still got some
more stuff to do on the fourth so I think the next thing I’m gonna work on
are the defense missiles check this out I’ve got the missile system set up on
the side of the fort now you guys might remember this from our Pug box for that
we did for Luna if you guys haven’t checked out you definitely need to
reject these things so that we can actually use it as a defense item
against anyone trying to infiltrate the forum you guys know my plans were stolen
so if whoever that was comes back and tries to steal something else for me we
got this bad boy to stop and turn it on like
balls gonna come down might be a slightest slight slight issue with the
missile system ball comes down when the missus is ready pretty good so I think
it’s time to move on to another feature of the fort which is going to be the
emergency exit our people out there trying to steal my fort and if they come
here we might need an emergency exit but I’m not jumping down from up there I’m
back up in the secret top part of the fort and I’ve actually gone ahead and
added an escape feature so do you come over here which is the area where we can
actually shoot out of using our missiles I also have a little beretta club there
so you can see better in the event of an emergency and they have to evacuate the
box work you would simply come on over to here but this wall is actually cut
very slightly throughout here but if I were to punch this really hard this
whole wall is going to come off and there’s gonna be an opening here then I
went ahead and wired this here to activate a pump which is going to
inflate an emergency device basically activating as a cushion so we can jump
down from the third storey onto a nice little bed and then get out of the box
for safety like I said I’m gonna wait for Logan to come before I actually
demonstrate all of this stuff because I’m really excited to try this out I
think it’s almost time to go ahead and wake off I still got a lot to do in the
forum I know he’s gonna be mad if I do absolutely everything so I gotta leave
some stuff for him but one more thing I did add over here in our game room which
is also gonna be our sleeping quarters for the 24 hour challenge let’s just say
we hear noise in the middle of the night you know you can look out here you can
look around maybe you can see something but what if you can’t well that’s where
I got this over here here we got a little miniature drone on a helipad out
here and it actually uses these VR goggles so I can put the VR goggles on
and then using the controller I can fly around the entire fort and check if
anything is going on at any time considering it’s almost morning I think
we should I grab a nerf blaster and head upstairs
and wake Logan now it’s time for him to see the sport alright guys so I just got
upstairs the Ford is nearly complete but I think it’s time to wake Logan up and
show him what I’ve been working on alright let’s head downstairs and show
off the box for Logan you’ve got five minutes together let’s go three story
most epic billionaire elevator infused top secret all night working on these
plans I got a box here I got the arrows I got the plans I got everything I’m
ready for a 24 hour chance thing is massive yeah why don’t you put your head
inside the first entrance here and you can notice all of this last night
without me yes well you were sleeping and you didn’t answer my radio call so I
had to go build myself this place is crazy in here we’ve got our kitchen with
all the bar mazes and snacks to survive 24 hours we got chips we got candy we
got chocolate that’s all we’re eating for 24 hours it’s chips candy and
chocolate could fit anything else what do you mean 24 hours here for 24 hours
Logan we got all the stuff we need Logan I didn’t just build this thing so we
could look at it we are staying and surviving it for 24 hours especially
since someone stole my top secret plans we need a place to lay low and stay safe
and the only way to do that it’s a perfectly balanced diet fuzzy peaches
this is not a perfectly balanced diet I also got a clock on the wall so we
always know what time it is and we’ll know when the 24-hour challenge is off
it doesn’t work so we might be here forever
I didn’t want to have anyone that wanders in here able to get inside our
top secret base because our secret base is
on the third story so if you come in here right now you think wow these guys
made it pretty sick for this is really awesome
but there’s no way to get to this third story come up here and pull this hatch
the wall falls down revealing a secret entrance to a working box for elevator
come check this out all right look now the elevator only works one at a time so
I’m gonna meet you on the second story you’ve got a window so you can look
outside you’ve got the foam in here in case of an emergency it’s not connected
but you know in case of emergency you could use the phone bash the window open
and then you close the secret door here thus concealing the elevator and with
the press of a button the elevator will start to rise check this out to the
second story here we are we’re officially on the second story I needn’t
have to move see that’s the power of elevators this is our area where we’ve
got our escape hatch as well as our missile blaster but Logan I’m gonna send
the elevator down to you so you can come up
I love these elevators so much all right let’s hop in just something about a box
for it that can go up and down that is super cool I’m inside the elevator time
to go up goodbye lower story and hello Jake once
the elevator comes up not only is the room super top secret because you have
to know about the secret wall to get in but if the elevator is up here there’s
no way for anyone to get up because we’re the only ones that can send it
back down this is the first level before we head to the third storey but we’ve
got a couple things here I’ve got our escape hatch which we might be using
later tonight we’ll we’ll see how it works but over here Logan I’ve got our
working missile launcher fire it up like this you’ve got a little aiming reticle
up here this is the fetch machine exactly but I repurposed it so that we
could shoot balls the coolest part of the fort dude is over inside here Jake
how high are we right now Jake the fort feels a little rickety it
feels like we could fall out any minute not tested it with two people but you
feel safe up here Logan because you’re far away from the ground you’re far away
from anyone down there we got our Xbox so we can play games as well as watch
movies we got a super comfy place to sleep tonight we also have a ton of
awesome activities up here plus I even have a secret defense room that I can
fly around using a VR headset I mean got Captain America shield it kind of feels
like we’re in a treehouse Jake it does dude look how high up we are
extremely high up and I’ve got tons of activities for us this is top secret
activity for later I even got a potty potty put so if you ever have to go I’m
kidding it’s not actually a potty but it looks like a potty it’s a game that we
can play tonight all right cheek well put away the potty
what’s out there well Logan that is the sky wing where we’ve got our mini-golf
Jake you made a golfing area oh yeah Logan we got our very own driving range
check this out complete with our very own piece of grass with our golf club
and golf ball dispenser over there I’ve already showing it off
got a bunch of different rules that we have to try and hit the golf balls into
and each of them have different points ranging from zero to a thousand
we both are gonna get three shots each and whoever gets the most points wins
well Jake it just so happens I’m a pro golfer place your bets in the comments
down below who do you think is gonna win this golf match first shot in three two
one oh just missed 500 almost go in the fifth that needs an instant replay
thousand points gonna destroy Logan in three two one oh it’s coming back well
it looks like I’m at zero points okay so Logan all you need to do to win this
golf challenge is get it in any one of those holes and guys Logan is setting up
for his first shot here he’s got a ton of options I was trying to get it in mm
let’s see what you do he’s already got the golf okay
500 Logan’s Logan did win fair and square I did not think you were gonna
get that but Logan we’ve got other stuff to do in this box board originally I was
thinking we could go have a snack or something like that but because Logan
beat me in that challenge I really want to follow up with another game so you
plunge down here and it’s completely I think either wins or lose I actually
don’t know how it works you guys ought to let me know in the comments how that
works but for the purpose of this if you activate the pou I think if you activate
the pou you lose okay all right well I think it’s time to
try this bad boy out so what you do is you flush the toilet here like so
okay all right so I’m just gonna plunge down one time no mr. pool yet okay all
right oh I’m scared about this guy’s mr. poo came out that was a weird team that
was a little bit of a weird game but I actually have a better game because we
are up so high I was thinking we’re like birds and what a birds look like Logan
they look like airplane okay did you hear that the hairs on it
how could there be another zombie in our baseball game there might be a zombie in
the basement but it’s okay do not panic I’ve got the activation plans all set in
place I’ve got a surveillance drone Logan I’m gonna have to go into VR and
check this out it’s flying around our door how could that possibly be zombies
I’ve prepared for everything okay an attack from zombies an attack from
whoever stole my plans that’s why I made the sport so secretive all right I’m
online I’m in the headset cockpit view okay we’re on the ground all right I am
it’s a little hard to fly first-person oh oh I hate something it’s okay it’s
okay I’m not seeing any zombies right now so
far so good I see an airplane turning around his axe
Oh Logan Logan I got visual on a zombie what’s got visual on a zombie I repeat
bitch you wanna zombies please goddamn oh oh
visual all the zombies tried to smack the plane Logan
stretch back the plane oh it’s coming at me it’s coming
I don’t know what’s going on in the head look we lost the plate I don’t know
what’s going on in the headset but I’m just really comfortable right you don’t
know what’s going on in the headset Logan because you’re not in the headset
but I’m telling you there’s a zombie out there quick to get to the missile
launcher now missile launcher is on Jake zombie is in sight oh we miss Jake why
do I hear more zombies okay Logan I’m gonna have to level with you right now I
may have ordered a couple zombies just to test out the fourth security system
and make sure that it’s up to standards what do you mean you ordered zombie yeah
you can actually buy a lot but Logan guess there are zombies coming to the
fort and I just realized we were out a missile launcher ammo so this might be a
good time to use the evacuation plan what do i do do I hit this button no no
okay it’s wired to only one button it’s just this button here so what we do
first is we’re going to activate the button okay as you can hear it’s
inflating so let’s open up the evacuation door in three two one
the may not cut the door well enough three two one
see ya I tried to cut it very slightly we got gotta get out of here Logan this
is not a very good emergency okay I’m trying I thought it would just blow off
there we go okay the evacuate Ori safe pad is inflating now all we need to do
is wait for it to inflate and then jump I don’t know if a vacuole Tory is a word
Jake I think it might be a word Logan okay but just once it’s ready we jump
Jake I’m not jumping from up here look that’s the point of these sake pad okay
I knew it was too high to get down on our own so I made a safe pad you jump
it’s like landing on a pillow we just take the elevator
cuz Logan there could be zombies down there we need to get around them so we
can take them down we gotta jump on the pad Jake I thought you said we’re doing
a 24 hour challenge why are we already leaving the fort okay yes we are gonna
do a 24 Hour Challenge Logan but I think that this fort could be even better I
know it’s really amazing already but I think we could go bigger stronger and
maybe even taller guys how about this if we get 50,000 likes on this video we
will stay here and do a 24 hour challenge and expand the four making it
even bigger with more stuff if you guys want us to expand the
fort smash that like button I think with my help and Jake’s craziness we can make
an insane four-story box for alright guys about to go evacuate the fort do
not try this at home but before I do that I do need to give a massive showed
up to one of our Mason squad members big shout out to Ethan guys if you see him
down below give him a comic Ethan this jump is gonna be for you also guys if
you want to be in the squad remember to subscribe hit the bell button and call
me a shake squad down below leave your comments down below on what we should
add and of course be sure to come back to brand new videos every Thursday
Saturday and Tuesday I will see you guys next time for another awesome video

HOW TO MAKE A GAY VIDEO

January 16, 2020 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

HOW TO MAKE A GAY VIDEO


Oh my God!! it’s my foot! I don’t know how to start this video Hey guys how are you? How’s the kids? You don’t have kids? Great! Or maybe you think you don’t have kids right now But your past was kind of questionable and you have no idea who may be knocking on your door in the next 18 years… Whoo! ahAhh.. this video started off great. So a person on Tumblr sent me a message (you already know what direction this is about to go) pretty much saying that as a gay man, I am not making enough videos that cater Specifically to the gay community, a good portion of my video should be properly addressing that aspect I don’t know what exactly-? I would read the message to you guys but one I deleted it because it was messy The person didn’t seem like English was their first language and two I don’t want to give them that promo. Long story short, they thought I wasn’t making enough gay videos and because of that I was trying to fit into a normal society? Who I sleep with totally controls what I do in life (Sarcasm alert) and you know what, that person is very right. There aren’t enough gay videos on the internet and don’t google that unless you are above the age of 18 and you know what it is time for us to change that and you guys are going to do it all you Little Peepers out there have the opportunity to add on to the gum ball of gayness on the internet, And I’m gonna to show you how. So today I’m going to teach you how to make a gay video. BUT FIRST I have student loans So let’s get to this sponsor. So I’ve talked about this app before and if you are not new to this Youtube life you already know what it is. this video is sponsored by the one and only BEST FIEEEEEEENDS It is a free adventure puzzle game where you collect and build teams of fiends (hence the name of the app) Band together to beat slugs by matching same colored objects and as I just been told they’re actually introducing their 30th fiend named pop into the game this month now I have been in love with this game since I found out its existence last year and as you guys know I was extremely addicted To it when I get a addicted to a game on my phone It’s not just a normal
“Oh I’ll play it before I go to bed addiction.” It’s like “I’m just gonna play it for a few minutes to let the time pass, and I get stuck on a level, 2 hours pass, and all of a sudden I missed my class!” Huh that didn’t happen. I was just late. Then it got taken off my phone when I had to do a factory reset and I just redownload it a month ago, and I’m already back on that addiction train I am currently stuck on level 73 you can also connect the game to your Facebook to see the progress of your other friends as you compete against them for spots on Leaderboards and all that stuff makes the game even better in my opinion because all of a sudden now You’re sending life threatening message to your friends telling them to slow down because you’re stuck on level 73 and also this month Best Fiends is Introducing the granny slug-in a mini game for those guys that want a bigger challenge which probably not me right now cuz I still can’t get past 73 🙂 You can download the game for free using the link in the description you can also get five dollars worth of gold and diamonds that can Be used for the game you can use that link as well (Now Back to the video) So a few minutes I made a tweet (FOLLOW ME BY THE WAY) *twitter handle appears onscreen* What makes a YouTube video gay and y’all thought you were funny? I mean you were but you still thought it – you! “when Mac does want, America” (true) “Uploading it”, I get it, but this person-this person GOT IT this person. WOKE , “rainbow” Exactly Gay’s=Rainbow put a rainbow in a video=gay video
So step one of how to make a gay video and probably the only step (unless I think of something else) add RAINBOWS *BOOM* *POW*
IS HE GONNA PUT ON MORE!?!?!? YESHEIS okay mac. We get it okay Mac. You’re making me very uncomfortable. I can’t hear you. I’m too busy. Gaaayying Yeah, haha get it. Go those rainbows in my ear {[(*sighs*)]} I’m a homosexual. every video you may doesn’t just CAN be gay it HAS to be gay you want to make a DIY on how to make a braided basket? BAM more like braided gay skit. Music: *gay basket. gay basket* That sounds like a good tv show for logo or how much of the simple innocent story time of how a uber driver almost killed you in a fire PABLAUW more like story gay-ine? {[(*mac what*)]} You know that feeling when you try on a joke so much and it just falls flat SO GAY and now from this point on whenever you start a video you have to introduce yourself introduce yourself in a very gay and relatable way or as I like to call a Gaylatable. like for example hey guys, how are you great? That’s awesome! so I just got back from protesting for literally my humane rights? to live and eat and sleep and even breathe Oh My God, SAME! and there you have it you have just created your very own gay video now Go out there and show the world that your sexuality is all that matters beacause you can be a really good doctor a Really great lawyer or have the cure for cancer, but no once you come out as gay all people care about it Who are you dating, or will you go shopping with me? And that is how the cookie crumbles I’m not who I date just because I don’t make videos of what I like in guys or story times about my ex Boyfriend does not mean I’m hiding who I am I don’t feel like I have to scream I’m gay from the rooftops every day to be a excessively functioning homosexual I mean I kind of already do that But you know what I’m trying to say everyone is more than their Sexuality and one sexuality should not be the defining point on what they give in this world Or how they function in life, and it shouldn’t be your defining point on that person’s character. oh my God We just got deep. Nut anyways I’m gonna go take all these stickers off and eat a burrito I’m hungry thank you guys so much for watching. Download best fiends go check it out What’s your favorite rainbow? Mine’s my face I am Mac and don’t forget to Like, Comment, Share, and Subscreeb babe BWAHHHH {[(*you’re welcome mac this took me hours*)]}