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GWENT: The Witcher Card Game | This Week in GWENT 06.12.2019


Hey everyone, Paweł Burza here, I’m the Community Manager for GWENT: The Witcher Card Game and this is TWIG, or This Week in GWENT — a weekly show in which we talk everything GWENT! This week we had the roadmap stream, where we talked about what we achieved this year as well as our plans for 2020! If you missed it, you can check it out here on our YouTube channel! If you saw the live stream you’ve heard that we plan to discontinue support for the console versions of the game. You can read the full message by going to the news section on playgwent.com misterhabbla1 created the ultimate video guide for beginners where he highlights all of the decks and archetypes for every faction! Mind=blow! We’ll link the video down in the description below this video Team Leviathan Gaming have updated their 10th meta report for the second time this month! If you’re working on your final climb on the ladder be sure to check out what are best deck to play right now! We’ll link the report below this video! That’s it for this weeks TWiG, see you again next week!

Warriors All Access | Biz Takes in his First-Ever Lacrosse Game


– [Announcer] Please welcome
the new team ambassador of your Vancouver Warriors,
Paul Biznasty Bissonnette. Let’s make so noise. (engine rumbling) (mellow hiphop music) – I was watching warm up and I noticed their team captain had a beer gut, so I probably just tried
out for the wrong team. I thought I was pretty decent. All right, good luck boys. Oh yeah, (beeps) nice,
good luck tonight, buddy. Yeah, good luck, good luck
tonight, good luck, boys. (beeps) Let’s go. Hey, boys, what’s up, boys? – [Man] Oh, there he is. – Look at this guys, Biznasty, baby. (glass rattling) (exclaims) – There, loose ball. Holy (beeps), this is
(beeps) intense, man. – [Announcer] Got a championship defense. They made just one chance
and a shot in front, and a goal from Keegan Bal. How about that? – We did it! (crowd cheering) – [Announcer] Once it
hit the back of the net, Jones, Schuss, shoots, scores. (whistle blowing) (buzzer blaring) (whooping) – I like what I see so far. (mellow hiphop music) (air whooshes) (mellow hiphop music) (air whooshes) Are those your girlfriends? – [Woman] Boyfriend. – Well, sorry I asked. Could I shoot this one? (air hissing) Did you hit me, did you hit me? (crowd exclaims) Oh, that’s gonna (beeps) hurt. (crowd cheering) – [Announcer] Dobbie, under
some pressure from O’Dougherty, he cuts in with a shot and
he stepped in the crease. And now look at this melee. (whistle blowing) Bodies flying everywhere. Dobbie into Codron. Has a man center if he wants and it’s James Rahe behind the defense. In on goal, shoots and he scores. (cheering) And now look out, a big hit. (exclaims) O’Dougherty drops the gloves at Harnett. Schuss gets in there. Another scrum ensues
in this fourth quarter. We got Currier going at it with Schuss, Schuss with a big right. Currier responds with a right, look at these two go. Not known for their fists and Schuss goes crashing to the turf. Fans are loving it. – The first lacrosse game
I’ve ever witnessed live. I appreciate the aggressiveness. If I ever had a kid, I
would put him in lacrosse, become probably a well rounded athlete. (mellow rock music)

Tan France Gives Tiffany Haddish A Lil Kim Makeover | Dressing Funny | Netflix Is A Joke


– Hello, I’m Tan France
and this is Dressing Funny. Each episode I’m dressing
some of the funniest people on the planet. Wanna watch me push their style game? Follow along. (upbeat joyful music) (knocking) – Tan is that you? I been looking for you. – Oh hey Tiffany Haddish! – I need you in my life. – Come on in! – Okay. – Oh shit. Hi, what are you doing here? (Tiffany laughing) Hi! – I was just going for a walk,
it’s crazy ’cause yesterday I was just praying to the fashion gods. – Uh-huh. – For somebody to make me
look good and here you is. – So come with me. – Yes!
– What are we waiting for? – She ready! (upbeat music) (gentle joyful music) – So we’ve got a lot going on. – Mm-hmm. – We got Black Mitzvah coming out. – Yes, Black Mitzvah’s coming out. And I’m having my own Bat
Mitzvah on the same day. – Let’s talk about it, I wanna understand. – It’s a standup comedy special. – Yes. – And I’m talking about
how I’m now a grown woman. – I am not Jewish. – Mm-hmm. – I don’t understand a lot of what happens in the Jewish faith. So explain before we choose. – So, it’s like, it’s like
a rite of passage, right? Like, okay now you were like a child, now you’re considered an adult. And you have to have the
time and the investment and learning how to speak Hebrew and I’ve been doing that ’cause
you have to read the Torah. – You doing it all? – Yeah, I’m doing it all. – Is it because you
just feel so connected, you just desperately
wanna be a part of this? – It’s more so like a
homage to my ancestors, to my father, out of respect for him – Okay.
– and his wishes. – My question is though, you’re
celebrating your birthday on the same day. I won’t say your age just in case you don’t want anyone to know. – Yeah, but you know what, I don’t care. I’m 21 for the 19th time, okay? (Tan laughing)
– Okay, good. – Okay? – So don’t you do it before you turn into a teenager?
– Okay, yeah I’m supposed to do it at 13, but what
had happened was, no money. – You were too naughty. – No money.
– Oh okay. – No mon-tey, no mon-tey.
– Okay, okay. Now I got some mon-tey. (upbeat joyful music)
(camera clicking) – So I’ve got a bunch of things
that I want you to try on. I know that you’re kind of
letting the white dress go ’cause you wore it 63 times exactly. – Well I might where it again. (gentle rock music) That was at a time– – You purchased it? – I had to buy it ’cause
at that time I wasn’t like, you know I was Tiffany Haddish but they didn’t know that
I was Tiffany Haddish. – The world didn’t you were Tiffany Haddish.
– The world didn’t know bout Tiffany Haddish. (camera clicking) – I love that you wanna
shop because I wanna shop. I wanna get outfits
that would be right for Black Mitzvah premiere stuff. – Yes. – But also, so you can catch a D. – Yeah! (Tan mumbling)
That’s why I wanna get cute. – Do we get a lot of booty calls? – No we don’t get barely any booty calls. – Because my question is, how do people know to
contact Tiffany Haddish? – Um, I tell them. (Tan laughing)
– Oh okay. – I tell them. – Okay great. – I don’t wanna waste your
time, don’t waste my time. You wanna put out, put out,
if you don’t, you don’t. I’m trying to get the D. (groovy music) (Tan laughing) – Talk to me about, your boobs. – Okay my boobs. – ‘Cause they’re real good. – Well thank you. This is a Victoria Secret Bombshell Bra, and it makes you look two sizes bigger than what you actually are. – It’s working.
– And then it pulled the back meat up to the front. – You ain’t got back meat! – Oh, I got back meat. Look at it, look at that when I do that. (both laughing) – That’s what I mean, that’s
the back meat right there. That’s part of my inheritance right there, that’s like inheritance. – That is wonderful news. – You know when you got this much meat, it’s mostly some meat up here too. – Oh, alright. – It comes as a package. (Tan laughing) (upbeat joyful music)
(camera clicking) – You’ve got your gorgeous skin tone and you’ve got that body. – Mm-hmm. – And so I wanna show it off. – Yeah. – Okay, Black Mitzvah.
– Yes. – I want shape, I think
this one’s gonna show your this beautifully.
– Okay, okay. It’s like corduroy, bringing it back
– Yeah. But I always love a little leather moment – Ooh. – and I love the textures together. – Yes! – We’ll tuck it in.
– Okay. – And so we’re gonna
show like shape, shape and I wanna give you like a killer boot. – Okay. – And I love these colors on your skin. – These are good colors for me. – So I’m gonna do a coat with this too maybe ’cause it’s cold. Sometimes you do a New York premiere. – Ooh this is cute! – It’s gorgeous right?
– Yes! – It’s got added hip
placement in there so it’s – Oh!
hopefully gonna look killer. – Okay.
– Go try that on. – Alright. Tiff how’s that first look looking? – Oh I think it looks amazing!
– It fit okay? Oh good! Does it fit okay? – You wanna see it? – Yeah, always! (whimislal music) – She ready. What do you think? – She is not ready. – What do you mean she’s not ready? – Did you pull that out of your handbag? – Well you know I always have it with me. – Uh-uh, no, mm-mm, no
thank you, thank you, back. – I need you to stop being so jealous. (laughing) – I mean she looks super
hot, I’d tap it but still. Alright Tiff, how we doing my love? – Oh she doing good! (upbeat music) – Oh lady. Okay come look at yourself
in this mirror real quick. You look so chic. – This coat is everything. I love the way it gives you like a shape. – Yeah. – And then the pants are
like ooh, they’re comfy, and they’re like cas’ (Tan laughing) but they’re sophisticated. And the top is just everything! – Everything. (upbeat groovy music) You could where this on a red carpet, especially a Netflix red carpet. – Date night, carpet, somebody
else’s premiere not my own. (Tan laughing) – Oh let’s say for example
we take the jacket off, you could where this to a premiere. – Yes. – Get those boobs out,
yeah there they are. (laughing) – They’re here. – Can we dance in this? – Yes.
– Is this a– Oh you could still drop
it like it was very hot. – Yeah! – Of course you can. (laughing) Yeah you could. Yeah. Ready for the next? – Shoot right in. Tan! – Yeah, baby. – This is not working for me. – No? – No. – Alright, I got it. – It’s a little restrictive. – Thank you baby I’ll find something. – [Tiffany] Thank you. – Here’s the thing, real talk, sometimes things just don’t work out the way you want them to. Don’t worry about it
though, I got a backup. Come on. – Tiffany my love. – Mm-hmm? – How we feeling? – I’m feeling cute as fuck. – That’s exactly what I
wanted to hear, let’s see it! (upbeat music) No it’s not cute as fuck. It’s so much more than cute as fuck. Now is not the time for modesty, you look so hot bitch come on. – Thank you. (upbeat music) Yes! – She’s more than ready! – Yes she is! – Could you wear this to a Bar Mitzvah? – Well you could wear
this to a Bar Mitzvah but everybody would be
looking at you a little like, – Oh?
– what you doing? – Okay, let me do a
couple of little tweaks. – Okay. – Okay. I wanna know. I want you to use your
adjectives, how we feeling? – I feel sexy, I feel like I could be on
the cover on any magazine. – Vogue bitch. – Yes vogue.
– We’re waiting for Vogue. – Yes. – Are we feeling red carpet ready? – Mm, I feel like yes, she
could get pregnant in this. – Yeah! (laughing) – I’m feeling like red carpet
– I’ve got a feeling, I’m gonna be the one
that makes you pregnant! – Well if you want to. You got some good hair
– Listen I love my man but that dress
is doing something for me. I’m getting you pregnant. – Okay let’s go! – It’s so cool! – I’m ovulating next week. (laughing) – Okay great I’ll be ready. Could you wear this on stage? – This I would definitely
wear this on stage. – ‘Cause this is extra for most comedians. – Most comedians wouldn’t dress like this. – No. – But I would. I would wear this on stage in a minute. So I would keep it classy. You know, I would keep it, still ratchet, – Yeah. – I would keep it, what
my friend calls, clatchet. – Oh! – A classy ratchet. (Tan laughing) Let ’em know I like to have
fun but I still can be a lady. (Tan laughing) (upbeat music) – I wanna understand. – Mm-hmm? – How do you get away with this on a stage and no one else does. ‘Cause nobody looks like this on stage. – Those other comics, they get dressed up. – Not like you, you serve fashion. – Well, this is true, this is true. – Why? – Why, because, I like to look pretty and I think it’s important that you like give your best to the audience. I mean they spent all this
money on these tickets, they get dressed up, they drive
all the way to the theater– – Do you feel like you perform better? When you walk out and you’re like, I know I look fucking wicked. – I definitely perform better. – Okay. – ‘Cause my confidence
level is like so high. – Yeah. – I feel fabulous. – This is my favorite so far but I’ve got a couple more, well one more. Are you a fan of Lil’ Kim? Were you a fan, like in the 90s, were you a fan of Lil’ Kim?
– Yes! – Okay.
– Yes. – I was obsessed. – I was obsessed with
her too, I’m a fan still. – I just wanted a play look,
just a look where I’m like, I just want to see a kind of Lil’ Kimmy. – Let’s Lil’ Kimmy baby. – Okay, now I know it’s a lot. It weighs a ton. So if you need something to work out in that’s really gonna get you work out in, then this is your baby, like
it’s gonna look so good. – It looks beautiful. – Wait til you see what,
I’ve put something in there that I want you to try it on with. – Okay. – Just, have a– – Okay she, oh.
– Just try it on. Yeah I know. Okay baby, ready? – Mm-hmm. – How we looking? Are we looking as good as me? ♪ I used to be scared of the D ♪ – Oh yeah! ♪ Now I throw the lips on the D ♪ ♪ What you tryin’ to do me like me ♪ – Oh shit! (Tiffany growling) – I love it so much! – Yeah, she ready! – Oh my gosh! I’m obsessed. – I love it. – Lady I’m obsessed. – Yes. – Okay, what do we think, how we feel? – I feel good. – This feels appropriate
for a Black Mitzvah. – Yes, for the Black Mitzvah – Uh-huh. – I could rock this. – No, not you could rock
this, you are rocking this. Like, this is all kinds of right. Okay, my questions are these. – Mm-hmm. – Did we get a look, in my opinion we got
a look for red carpet. – We definitely got a look for red carpet. – The red carpet red Valentino is heaven. – Yes. – Okay I got a look for
your everyday chilling. – Yes. – But like chic as fuck. – Yes. – And then this, you’re club ready. – Yeah. – You could wear this on
the red carpet though, at the right event, you could
wear this on the red carpet. – Most definitely. Who make this because, – That’s a good question. – Because I want to brag about it. – We’re gonna contact the Blondes and we’re gonna make
sure you get this jacket, ’cause it’s so killer. – I wanna brag about
this, I wanna wear this, I wanna wear this with
just some panties on. – Just wear it–
– Like I will zip this up and just wear it with panties.
– Yeah nothing else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just panties. – And then I just show up at your house. – Yeah, oh. – Would that work?
Let’s get on that now. – Okay let’s do that then. – I don’t wanna wait
any longer, come on baby – Let’s go.
– Let’s do this. – Yes.
(laughing) (clicking) – She ready. ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ (upbeat rap music) ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ – Shit shit her body feels shit shit (upbeat rap music) ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ – Yes! (upbeat rap music) ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ (upbeat rap music) ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪ – Thank you so much for watching this episode of Dressing Funny with the most incredible Tiffany Haddish. Be sure to comment on what
you think of these looks and let me know which
comedian you wanna see get dressed next. (upbeat music)

Fire Emblem Heroes – Feh Channel (Dec. 4, 2019)


Hello, Summoners!
Around this time of year, I like to think back
on the all good times we’ve shared… There’s just something about
the cold weather that makes me feel all fuzzy inside! Heart-warming nostalgia aside, I, Feh, have once again
gathered some exciting news to share with all you summoners! Grab some cocoa and cozy up
to the latest information on the Fire Emblem Heroes game. That’s right, it’s time for Feh Channel! Wow… There’s a lot to share! Feh Channel really is the gift
that keeps on giving! Let’s get started! In the latest version up… FEEEH! Where did all these enemies come from?! Now what do we have here? Hmm? Mjölnir’s Strike? Oh, I see! Those enemies
were part of the new event! In Mjölnir’s Strike, all of you summoners must join forces to protect Askr
against a massive invading army! It looks like this horde was let loose
by the god of war herself… Thórr! Brace phase. Huh? Did I hear that right?
What’s a Brace phase? I see. With the opposing army
fielding so many soldiers, the first thing we should do
is take an eagle-eyed look at who we’re up against! Here we can see the commander
who will be leading the troops. It looks like Narcian is in charge
of the next invasion! Mjölnir’s Strike is split into
three distinct active phases. First is the Brace phase! This is when players get to see which
enemies are getting ready to invade. Use this time to check
what you’re up against, and make sure you’re prepared
to take on any foe. Next up is the Shield phase!
I hope you’re good and braced, because this is when the enemy army
will come knocking down your door. Protect the Kingdom of Askr
with all your might! Finally, it’s time for the Counter phase! This one takes place on the day
after the Shield phase, and it’s when you’ll get to take
the fight to the enemy using the Kingdom
of Askr’s super secret weapon! For those of you keeping score at home:
battle in the Shield and Counter phases, and use the downtime
to recover and prepare! Now that we know what
to expect from our enemies, let’s BRACE ourselves
for the Shield phase! This is Midgard’s Shield. It was built long ago right here
in the Kingdom of Askr, and it’s where you’ll make your stand
against the oncoming hordes. But that’s enough admiring! We don’t have much time before
Narcian and his forces arrive, so we’ve got to prepare our defenses! Let’s start by editing
our defensive team. In Mjölnir’s Strike, you get
to choose eight Heroes to deploy. The Heroes are split
into four sets of two, and you’ll need to pick carefully
if you want to find a winning strategy! Heroes are deployed
using the Pair Up ability, and each pair comes with a perk
that will help them on the battlefield. For example, Alfonse and Sharena
are in the Defense position, so they’ll be granted an additional
10 Def when deployed! These two would fight
for Askr to the very end, so I’m sure they’d welcome
some extra armor! But what’s that unusual symbol
above Ephraim and Eirika? I see! They’re in the Attack position. They get the ability to move
freely in enemy ranks that is, foes won’t initiate
combat against them! That means they can focus
on dealing damage without worrying so much
about their defenses! A Hero’s role doesn’t only determine
what they can do in combat but it also determines where their pair
can be placed on the battlefield. Enemies start in the upper part
of the map and work their way down. Heroes in the Attack position can only move within the top three rows
of the map, which we can see here in red. It’s their job to get
the first attack in on your enemies before they reach your defensive line. Heroes in the Speed, Defense,
and Resistance positions can only move in the bottom five rows
of the map, shown here in blue. They’re responsible for putting a stop
to the enemy’s advance. If they fail, Askr is going to find
itself in a whole world of trouble! Right! I think my team is ready. And one more thing to keep in mind: Mythic Heroes may get strong stat bonuses
when you use them on the map! Here we go! Oh, I’m so nervous… I know! Let’s test our defenses first! Intermediate difficulty should be enough. Take this! And that! Oh no, Virion!
Feh, you birdbrain… Wait! It looks like a pair’s cohort can keep
fighting even if the leader is defeated! Alright, Eir, I’m counting on you!
Give ’em… Huh?! Oh no! Those Gateways
are what we’re here to protect, and I already lost one. This isn’t good… We need to protect at least one Gateway
for seven turns if we want to win! I thought I had everything figured out… What could I have missed… What’s this? Mechanisms?! Fehhh! I knew I shouldn’t have
skimmed over that part! There sure are a lot
of different Mechanisms, aren’t there? That pyre looks like
one of Múspell’s treasures… Could it have something to do with Surtr? Oh, I’m getting goosebumps
just thinking about it… Placing this Mechanism on the map
will give us a bonus in battle, sooo… There we go! All right! I’m ready
for you now, Narcian! You don’t stand a chance against my army!
This bird’s gonna bring it! Mjölnir’s Strike: The First Battle.
Shield phase. Narcian and his forces
are finally here… Let’s give them a warm welcome, shall we? But I don’t want to get burned… Let’s start with Beginner
difficulty this time. How’s this? And that?! We managed to drive them back! We’re really heating up now! Let’s try Advanced difficulty this time! F-Feeeh! This is pretty tough! Yikes, the enemies are already
putting on the pressure… What should I do? That’s right! Mechanisms to the rescue! First we tap the Múspell Pyre, then we tap the activation
button that appears. Burn till nothing remains!
Scatter like ash! Now that our Mechanism
weakened the enemies, our Heroes can finish
them off. Here we go! Is everyone okay? Don’t worry,
I’ll fix you right up using Life’s Jewel! Hang in there, Altina! It’s over! We somehow managed to drive them back! And look, our score went way up! Not too bad, huh?
The Counter phase should be a blast! Mjölnir’s Strike: The Second Battle.
Counter Phase. It’s time to see what
Midgard’s Shield can do! During the Shield phase, energy
given off in the battle is collected and stored deep within Midgard’s Shield. Then, when it’s time
for the Counter phase, the energy is converted
into offensive power! That offensive power is weaponized
and loaded into a giant cannon with enough range
to hit the enemy encampment! I like to call the cannon…
the Askr Blaster! It can attack one time
for each Counter Arrow shown here! Alright, enough chit-chat!
Time to test this baby out! Here comes the sunshine! FIRE! What fearsome strength! And THAT’S
why I call it the Askr Blaster! I almost forgot! That cannon has enough range
to shoot straight into other worlds! That means Narcian’s camp is in the range
of every player’s Counter Arrows, not just yours. There’s also a bonus when
all players focus their shot. They can generate combos by firing
their cannons together each hour, allowing them to deal
even more overall damage! The overall damage done by the Kingdom
of Askr is calculated hourly, with each hour’s combo bonus
taken into account. It looks like Narcian
won’t give up without a fight! He managed to turn the tables! If the Counter phase ends with Askr
inflicting less damage than the enemy, well, it’s bad news for us. So let’s give it all we’ve got! Ready the cannon! And… FIRE! When all hope seemed lost, we were able to use the Weaker Bonus
to inflict massive damage! If the Kingdom of Askr inflicts
more damage than the enemy by the time the Counter ends, we win! And this time it looks like
we pulled through! Rest. Mjölnir’s Strike is over…
and it’s finally time to rest. Narcian was a lot tougher than
I expected, but we pulled through. Oh, right. You probably want something
for all that hard work, huh? No worries! Rewards are available to anyone
who participates in these battles. There are two kinds of rewards. The first are Tier Rewards. Players who participate
in the Shield phase will be assigned a Tier based on the score
earned in their defense battle. Different Tiers offer different rewards! A player’s Tier can fluctuate
based on their rank. Where have I seen
a system like this before…? Oh! Of course! The Arena! And what have we here… Divine Codes? It doesn’t look like
we can use these now, but it can’t hurt to stock up for later! The second kind are Askr Level Rewards. Everyone shares the same Askr Level, and you’ll all receive
better rewards the higher it goes. Work together with your fellow summoners
to get it as high as you can! That was a lot to take in! I want to take advantage
of the rest period and catch a quick nap, but… you probably want to know when
Mjölnir’s Strike starts, don’t you? Well… Tada! It starts at 11:00 PM Pacific Time
on December 8th! The first Brace phase will start right
after the version update goes live. Make sure you prepare your defenses! I’ll be sharpening my talons right
there alongside you, Summoners! Next up… It’s time for even more info
on the next version update! This is Altina’s profile
screen, isn’t it? I think some buttons were added. It looks like we can learn
and change skills from this screen now! Let’s try changing a skill. Skills aren’t the only thing
we can change, I spot Sacred Seals too! We can even change entire skill sets. All of this can be done anywhere and
anytime before you head out to battle. If you’re not in the middle of a battle, simply tap on the Hero’s icon to bring up
their profile screen and customize away! It’s probably a good idea to have
a skill set ready to go for any occasion! Moving on! Introducing New Heroes
from the Fire Emblem: Thracia 776 game! Let’s take a look at them one by one. First up is Eyvel, the mistress of Fiana. She’s a swordswoman
of incredible strength who singlehandedly saved
the village of Fiana from bandits, then helped build it back up. She’s a kind woman who leads the Fiana
Freeblades and took in Leif and company when they were on the run
from the Grannvale Empire. She looks so strong and radiant…
almost like a goddess! Next up is Mareeta. I can’t believe how calm
and collected she always looks! When she was young,
Eyvel saved her from a life of slavery, and afterward she was raised
as Eyvel’s adopted daughter. She has devoted herself
to a life of training, hoping to get closer to her foster mother by better understanding
the way of the sword. She’s related to Ayra
and likely harbors limitless potential. This is Osian. He’s a member of the Fiana Freeblades, and takes to the battlefield wielding
his beloved axe, the Vouge. He’s absolutely overflowing
with fighting spirit, and watching him hack and slash away
gets his comrades’ blood pumping! I’m sure he’ll be a great asset
to the Order of Heroes. And here’s Tanya! She’s the daughter
of a former bandit leader and hails from Mt. Violdrake
near the village of Fiana. She’s hot-headed and strong-willed, and can usually be found
bickering with Osian. She gets on his case a lot, but it’s only
because she cares so much about him! This New Heroes summoning event runs from 11:00 PM Pacific Time on December 5th
to 10:59 PM Pacific Time on December 24th! You’ll get to learn more
about their skills in an introductory video
that’s coming soon. We’re almost at the end,
but I suddenly feel so… sleepy… Can’t… keep… eyes… open… What was that?! Am I dreaming?
Umm… who are you? Of course! This is no dream… Summoners, your saga
continues in Book IV! Book IV takes place in Ljósálfheimr,
the realm of dreams! Is that Sharena I see?
And who is that with her? It’s Peony! Peony is a ljósálfar, an inhabitant
of the realm of dreams. Doesn’t her hair look just
like flowers? How sweet! If Peony came here from the realm
of dreams, then that must mean… we’re looking at the realm
of dreams right now! Alfonse is charging ahead
toward those two mysterious figures… and he’s got his sword
and shield at the ready! That must mean that these two coming
to face him are anything but friendly! I see now! Their names
are Triandra and Plumeria. Hmm… they look a lot like Peony.
Are they ljósálfar too? No, they seem a lot
more sinister and cold… They must be dökkálfar! Summoners beware: they may be enchanting,
but every rose has its thorns. If you’re not careful,
you might get stuck! There’s a shadowy castle
descending from the sky… it looks more ominous than the bright
and beautiful one on the ground! I’ve got a bad feeling about this… It looks like the Order of Heroes might
get mixed up in another tough situation! Book IV’s story begins
on December 5th at 11:00 PM Pacific Time. Hmm… didn’t I already talk about
the New Heroes summoning event featuring Heroes from Thracia starting on
December 5th at 11:00 PM Pacific Time? That’s strange…
because Book IV opens at… Oh my! It seems Peony will be part
of this summoning event as well! Oh, Feh, you silly owl… I must have dreamed up the summoning
banner I showed you earlier. This is the real one! Haha! I almost forgot the most important part! If you clear Chapter 1 of Book IV,
Peony will join you as a 5-stars Hero! She’s a Light-type
Mythic Hero, and a dancer! And starting on
December 5th at 11:00 PM Pacific Time, there will be a log-in bonus
celebrating the beginning of Book IV You can receive two Orbs each day
for a total of up to 20 Orbs! Do your best to check in every day and grow Peony into
the best Hero she can be! That’s all for today, Summoners! The world of Book IV
is like a fantastic dream, and I’m so excited to see
where we go from here! It’s that time again… I wonder if I’ll get to finsh up
the rest of that dream… Maybe I’ll hibernate
through the rest of winter…

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WRONG SPORT BASKETBALL KNOCK OUT!

December 5, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

WRONG SPORT BASKETBALL KNOCK OUT!


what’s that very welcome back to the
channel today we are going to be doing a kind of a part two to the wrong sport
basketball video we did a while back we’ve got smooth from Ukraine and the
Randall twins today we’re gonna start with a game of knockout with a
basketball that’s normal then we’re gonna move on to football wiffle balls
cornhole bags ping-pong ball and then finish with tennis balls but you have to
use the racket house your 10th house your tennis skills solid if you get
first place you are awarded three points if you get second place you get two
points if you are third place you get one point if you are the last place if
you’re the first person that you get 0 points most points at the end wins here
we go Pete gets zero points isn’t awarded the role of cameraman come over
here Jake Oh Oh take it his time no no I didn’t
deserve to win I miss like 19 layups you’re okay move move three points two
points one point Pete next sport next up is football
what are your football skills like I’m a hero of all zero skills I’m a better
shooter with a football apparently that are basketball I don’t miss I haven’t
miss you I miss impressive if I don’t say so myself
okay that’s five points for me I got three one smooth three three all right
next up wiffle ball you get I’m just give me the basketball not this weird
balls you go oh this might take a while Oh oh my gosh oh that was through yes so
you got three tail three I have now I’m six I got six – ooh close game yeah okay
okay okay this one will be interesting cornhole
bags are you familiar with cornhole yeah I saw it once on a TV okay okay okay look at that I get it down oh you did oh
my gosh I can do this the common eating Jake right now okay this is big this is
big this is big money I can’t lose all these all the time Oh with this me oh my god oh my gosh
alright so plus 3 plus 3 what is your total now 6 6 5 5 7
I got 6 & 6 it’s a close game yeah it’s very close and there’s only 2 rounds
left next up ping-pong balls there you go
hi this is white like Shaquille this what it feels like guys do we want to
move up to the free-throw line for this okay we’re gonna go to the free-throw
line for the ping-pong ball right I need I need a I need a Pete dove here for me okay hold that there you go oh I’m glad
I got out on this an early you hit it it’s like physically
impossible he’s gone he’s gone oh I get him out of here
get him out of here Oh nein I’m also at nine we’re tied going into the final
round how we can have a three-way tie potentially what do you have I’m at six
I’m out if you’re at six No oh if you wouldn’t I go if I win but but
if one of them gets one if you or me win oh yeah we we tie then yeah but we’ll
have to lose never right next round is tennis balls but you have to use
brackets Oh oh my goodness did you thought that one oh my gosh on
camera you have no idea where that ball came from yes right now oh thanks Hey well I still
beat you haven’t yet subscribed my friends are Randall twins I’ve been
doing a lot of uses them on their chance of cool subscribe go check out their
videos and hit up my friends the Ukraine Dimitri smooth he’s the man ball handler
dunker all sorts of things to go check out his channel and his Instagram show
him something oh what a hear my jam shout outs and
make sure you click on those videos up there we’ll see you guys later bye
Oh Jake’s dying

JBL Endurance Run BT Review | Best Wireless Sports/Workout Earphones


Hey, what’s going on guys this Shivam here. And in this video, I’ll be giving my review of the JBL endurance run bluetooth version. So let’s get into it. So before getting to the video if you want
to watch this video in Hindi, you can do that from the top right corner. So recently JBL came up with
their new JBL endurance series. Which was a series specially
designed for sports persons. And they had couple of earphones in that
series like the JBL endurance dive, jump, sprint, etc. And each werphone had their own flavor of sound. But the basic earphones in the
series was the endurance Run. Which I also revealed on the channel. And a lot of you guys also
loved that earphones. So JBL recently launched a Bluetooth version of the JBL endurance run. So basically both of these earphones
are identical in everything. Except this is the wired earphones and this is not. This is the wireless one. But rest remains the same like the quality the sound quality and all that stuff. I just wanted you to know this guys because if you’re running low on budget then you can also go with the JBL endurance run, the non-bluetooth
version one. And save a lot of cash and get same things with these earphones. But anyways that was it for earphones. We will discuss more about like the design,
build quality, comfort, battery life, sound quality and price later in this video. But before that let’s just unbox this and see all the contents of it and then we will proceed further. So here is the packet from Amazon. And as always this is not very prettiest looking box. So let’s just quickly unbox this and see all the
contents of it. So here is the retail box of the
JBL endurance run bluetooth. Here you can see the image of the earphones itself. These comes in three different colors like the JBL endurance wired one. This is the black color and
this do comes in red and green as well. So you can check out all the colors from
the links down below in the description. But other than that we have the JBL logo
on the top. And here it says and the endurance run BT. Now here are some features,
Wireless and sweat proof. Now here it also says bluetooth. And as we move further we can also see some contents of the box. That is one earphones, three sizes of ear tips, ear hooks and warranty card. Now here it also says the frequency
response of these earphones which is 20 Hertz to 20
kilohertz. And it says 8 millimeter or driver. Now on the other side it also
says the tag line which is dare to listen. And as we move further we have
some specs of these earphones that is hands-free calls. And just like wired endurance run, this also have magnetic buds. And this also has flip hook
technology. So this means it will stay in your ears whether you are running or doing any type of workout. So this is the JBL technology which helps the earphones
to stay in your ears. On the top we can also see the battery
life of these earphones which is 6 hours. We’ll test that out in a minute but it also says 15
minutes of charge will give you one hour of playtime which is amazing. Now on the back we can also see the MRP
of the device which is 3200 rupees. And this cost a little less than that. We will do a price reveal later in
this video. So that was the reading of the outer box. And now if you open it up, we can see some more features of these earphones. Like the twist lock technology, the Flex
soft comfort, lightweight design and secure fit. Now as you can see the earphones are
here sitting nicely in the package. And one more thing to notice here is that
some more features about these earphones. Here you can see that
you can use the flipbook technology. Like you can put them like a regular earphones or when you’re using it for running then
you can also just put it behind your ears. And this way these won’t fall out easily. Now it also shows it has a button
to answer calls or change tracks or play pause songs or using Google
assistant or Siri. So that was all the specs of these earphones
and now let’s just take them out! So here are the earphones sitting nicely in the package. So let’s just take them out. So here are the earphones and as you can
see they are pretty similar to the JBL endurance run wired version. The only difference here is that these are the wireless version and these are the wired
version. And you have to pay a little bit of extra
price to get the wireless version. But other than that the earphones are feeling very solid. We have this magnetic buds which is awesome to use as a sports earphones. And have these two compartments. One is I guess for the battery and other has the inline mic and all the buttons to change
the songs using google assistant or Siri. And the great thing is that this also has a volume rocker. So you can adjust the volume without
taking phone out of your pocket. But we have the whole video to
admire these earphones. So let’s just put this aside and see
what else do we have here. So we also get this tiny micro USB cable to charge these earphones. Which is great! Other than that we also get two extra pair of ear tips for precise fit. And a very thick user manual and
Quick Start Guide to get you started. But we are pro at this so we don’t need this I guess. But that’s pretty much it for the
unboxing of this JBL endurance run bluetooth. And now let’s move to the review of these earphones. And now let’s start this review by talking
about the design first. So design wise JBL has designed these earphones for specially for sportspersons. So that’s why this has so much of sporty look to it. The earphones feels very rugged and
have this matte finish on all the part. So it makes them a very premium
feeling pair. Now these does come in all the sports color including red,
green and black. And you can check them out from the
links down below in the description. But other than sporty colors, the earphones
are also very lightweight earphones. I mean this is not very
lightweight that it will make you feel like you’re varying nothing in your ear. But this does have enough weight a certain weight to it which makes you feel like you’re using
very premium high quality earphones. Now along with this decent weight the
earphones also have decent comfort levels. As the earphones are meant for sports activity. So the JBL might decided to make the earphones a
little bigger. So that it fits tightly in your ears. But this sometimes produces some pain in your ears like after 2-3 hours of
listening. And maybe if you have smaller ears then
might face this problem early on. But there is a workaround to it. You can decrease this inner size of the earbuds by removing this silicon tip. And then installing the silicon ear tip back again. This way you can make these
earphones like a regular earphones. And have a little more comfort. Now there are a couple of some cool
features to these earphones. Like the fliphook technology
and twist lock technology. That I just wanted to explain it to you. So fliphook technology is a technology,
a design feature I would say, which enable you to use these earphones
in two different ways. One is that you can use these
earphones just like a regular earphones. But when you’re doing some fitness
activities and you want some extra grip then you can just wear these earphones
from behind the ears. And it won’t go away even in
the intense workout sessions. The second one is the twist lock technology. So essentially you can just wear these
earphones and then just twist it further. And this will result in
a better fitting. As this will go deeper inside your ear canal. So both of these features make them very perfect for sports earphones. At least for the design and fitness. But other than those two features we
also have a couple of more features like these earphones have magnetic earbuds which makes them very easy to wear and manage when you’re not using these earphones. And I think it’s a must feature for any sports earphones. And another must feature that this
earphone has is the IPX 5 water and splash rating. Which makes you less worried about
water or splashes sleeping inside that earbuds and damaging the earphones. So those were all the good features about these earphones. But as nothing in this world is perfect. So do these earphones are. So the first downside is this big bulky compartments. There are two big compartments suspended
on the cable. Which are very bulky and heavy. So if you don’t adjust the cable length from this bead then these will keeps on dangling around your neck. And I think this is the most cases with all
the wireless earphones. Second one is the micro USB port. I know it’s not a huge deal. But at this price point we can expect a USB type-c port. Since I have all these USB type-c devices laying around. And these also doesn’t come with a carrying case. At this price point we
can expect a carrying case at least. So it would be much more convenient to use. But now you just have to throw them in your pocket or in your backpack. But other than those points we still have some more things to talk about And then we will go through the battery life and sound quality. So the earphones have buttons on the one side of the compartment. Which includes a button to answer calls and for Google assistant or Siri. And we also have volume rocker to
adjust the volume and changing tracks. Now this also has an inline mic to answer calls. And this is the sound quality of that. Now coming down to the battery
life of these earphones. These has a battery of 120 milliamp hour. It has something called speed charge or you can say fast charging. So it took less than an hour to
charge full and after full charge I got a playtime of five and a half hours at 80% of volume. So it’s a decent battery life or and earphones like this
considering the charging time that it takes. But now here comes the crucial part of any
audio device which is the sound quality itself. So for the sound quality of the
JBL Endurance Run bluetooth I would say they are great pair of earphones. First of all it covers all the hearing range
of humans that is 20 Hertz to 20 kilohertz. And in real life it does produces
good frequency response. I mean I could hear all the bass, mids and highs clearly. But something I want to address here is that these earphones lacking a little bit in sub frequencies. I mean it’s enough to get you going but if
you want to get that 808 to hit on your face. Then nah… Not happen bro. For genres the earphones
are perfect for almost all types of genres. But they shine best on energetic songs. I don’t know why this has some certain flavour to it that when you’re listening to some tribal traps or some energetic EDM they just stand out of the other earphones. So overall I would say they’re great sounding earphones for a workout and as well as casual listening. But this also brings us down to the cost
of these earphones. So now let’s talk about that. So for the price, you can get these
earphones for 40-50$ or 3000 rupees. But as always JBL has some Lightning Deals going on so you can get this around for
2649 rupees or around 40$. And you can try your luck from
the links now below in the description. But for the price I would say they’re a
little bit just a touch expensive. If this would have been for 2000 rupees then these would be the best pair of
earphones for sports and workout. But also for 2650 rupees I would say
considering all the features and sound quality these are still the best pair of sports
earphones that you can get under this price range. And also if you still our little tight on budget then you can also consider the wired one. As these are pretty identical to the wireless one. Except there is just a long
wire attached to it. Rest the sound quality and design is the same. So you can save some cash that way. But… that was today’s video hope you guys enjoy this
and if ideas click the like button below. Share this video with your friends and
subscribe to the channel if you haven’t yet. And I’ll catch you guys in the next one!

The Gridiron (Full Movie) Comedy Drama Sport.  Football vs. Soccer


Well? How many recruits for your
business empire did you get last
night then Rothschild? None of your business. None then I take it? Quite a few actually. Oh right. Just my mate knows
someone who lost a lot of money
getting involved with those… pyramid schemes. It’s not a bloody pyramid
scheme. Its a genuine business
opportunity, and if last night was anything
to go by I’m going to be driving
one of these soon. You are so full of it I can
smell you from here. Bog off you. Alright lads that’s enough, back
to work. This is amazing, it’s all about American football
teams that are starting up all
over Britain. I’d love to play. There’s a team starting up in
Manchester, I might go along and
try out, see what happens. Something else now is it? What do you mean? Some other idea that’s going to
take over your life. It’s not like that. That’s exactly how it is. Anyway how are you going to get
to Manchester? You haven’t even passed your
test and don’t think I am going to
drive you thirty or forty miles
a week. We haven’t got the money for
petrol or train fares. You don’t understand… No. It’s you who doesn’t
understand. What about me? What about the
dreams we both used to share. What’s happened to us? Nothing has happened to us.
Everything I do is for us. No Derek everything you do is
for you and I’m just about fed
up with it. No more. How do you fancy playing
American Football? (Laughs) Joking aren’t you? No I’m dead serious. There are
teams starting up all over the
country. Oh Yeah and I’ll bet they are
crying out for long streaks of
piss like me with one leg longer than the
other. Don’t be daft, you could be the
holder or something. Yeah brill, a poxy holder,
Great. Anyway how could we get to a
team? Neither of us can drive. I don’t know, I just need a mate
to come with me. Look. If there was a team here
like, local, then yeah, maybe I
would. But I just haven’t got the time
or money, Not with the baby an everything. Get in. Gerry. Wait. Proceed. Ever thought about playing
American Football? (Laughs) Why would I want to
play that? There are teams starting up in
Manchester and Stafford. I fancy
giving it a go, just wondered if you fancied it
too like? Lads. Have you heard this. Mister Universe here thinks he’s
going to be an American
Footballer. Don’t you? Come on show us your muscles. Ouch! piss off you, only asking. Bunch of puffs all that
padding… and bloody helmets. You shouldn’t put yourself down.
You should play a tougher sport
like… table tennis. Alright, settle down. Huthuthut (Boss Shouts) WORK! Well? You going to tell me what
is up with you. You’ve been like a dog with no
dick since you came in. Nobody wants to play American
football, all they do is take
the piss out of me. There is no way I can get to
training. So I failed again. Ha bloody ha. Hey! Don’t take it out on me
because people have got more
sense than you. I told you to try and pass your
driving test. How long have I been on at you? I really want to do this Kym. And I really want the bills
paying like you promised and I really want a nice house. Oh and I really want to start a
family. You see we all want things
Derek. But take a look around,
look how we live. (Friends voice in head) If we
had a team here like, local,
then yeah, maybe I would, but I haven’t got
the time or money….(end) That’s it! I’m going to start my own team. I’m going to start my own team
here in Crewe. I won’t need a car and I’ll be
guaranteed to play. Yeah, my own American Football
team (Music starts) (Music fades out) Ey’ up Maggie. Oh hi. I’ll be with you in a
minute. It’s okay, I was looking for
Sharky? Look. Why don’t you just let me
get you a pint instead. Hey don’t fret Maggie, it’s not
what you think. They’re out back. Be careful. They’ve got a client out there
with them. (Background voice) Fifty quid by
weekend or your car is mine. Nod
if you understand. (Loud cry of pain) What was that for? So he understands. He just said that he
understands, just let him go you
dozy get. Can you tell you he’s a bit new?
Bit raw. Come into the office. Sit down, Now then. It’s a fiver short. I need to borrow some more. You have to be kidding? You
never pay on time, I’m always having to chase you
and you still owe me a fiver. You’ve got no chance. Come on Sharky, this is what you
do, lend money to desperate
people like me. How much do you want? Two hundred quid. Alright. Fifty quid a month for
six months. First payment in six weeks time
and I’ll let you off the fiver. Three hundred quid? Do you want it or not? What’s up with you? Oh you on a
promise tonight or what? No mate I’ve decided to start an
American Football team here in
Crewe. What! You’re bloody mad. How
many players have you got. Two. No, no, no, no, no…NO! Oh come on Sean. You said yourself if there was a
team local like you would get
involved. And we’ll make a fortune as
well. How do you work that out? Just think about it. American
Football is going to be huge
over here. People will turn up in their
thousands to watch. We’d make a packet on the gate
receipts. You said I’d make a bomb being
in your down stand selling that
cleaning stuff. Down line, its called down line. Well yeah that, I’m still broke. Look, There is a warehouse in
Warrington that had all the
equipment. Come with me and have a look,
that’s all I’m asking. You’re such a pain in the arse.
I don’t have money for train
fare. I’ll pay your fare. Simple. Just
come with me. Don’t expect me to buy anything.
I’m up to here with your crazy
ideas. Oh yeah just laugh… yeah It’s going to be good, it will
work. (Sean laughs) What’s up with you? A..F..U..K.. A…FUK Hello boys. How are you? What
can we do for you today? We are just starting up a new
American football team. Thought we’d come and have a
look at prices get an idea. Yeah, yeah, alright…come in
mate. We’ve gt everything in here you
are going to need for American
Football. Absolutely everything. These are all absolutely brand
new not a scratch on them. You’re going to need one of
these. The stuff behind you here… now
these shoulder pads are second
hand, it’s really good stuff. In there
we have just had a delivery from
the States. You can look in there later if
you like. Everything Here is
great for the NFL. You’re not going to want
anything else. So any questions you got, either
of you, just ask okay? What team are you? Crewe Railroaders. (Laughs) I’ve never heard of
you. No, we’re new! Yeah well we play for er… Manchester. That’s why we know what we are
selling you see. We understand all the gear. Lets
try you out, come on. There you go, lets get that on
you. Okay so you are going to get
hurt in this game if you don’t understand what to
buy and how to wear it. Okay? See, best possible protection. Now this is real good, this is
really good. What position do you play? Erm… Well I don’t really have
a position yet. (Cry of shock, lots of laughter) Hey, hey, hey, come back. Did it
hurt? I nearly bloody shit myself. It didn’t hurt and I’ll tell you
why. These are the best possible pads
money can buy. Right you are going to need one
of these. So when you put this on pull
this out over your ears. Same when you take it off,
alright? Try that on. Hey! You’re not hitting me with
that again. Chill out it’s fine. (Lots of laughter) You are so chicken. Come here. We can’t touch these mate
because these are an order, we can’t touch them they are
brand new. So chill out it’s
fine. You look a right dickhead. Bollocks you, bet I look bloody
brilliant. No really you look like a dick
head. I’ll take them. Cool. Into the office mate,
let’s go. Kym? Close your eyes love. Are they closed? They’re closed, what are you up
to now? Right. Open them. (Laughs) You bloody dickhead. Where did you get that lot from? Where did the money come from
Derek? It’s alright, don’t worry about
it. No it’s not alright and don’t
you dare tell me not to worry. I knew this would happen I just
knew. I’m sorry love. I know you think
this is one of my stupid ideas. This sport is going to be huge
in this country. Sky’s the limit if this thing
takes off. But just say no and I’ll quit,
you’re more important. Please Kym. Just promise me no more spending
and I mean no more. No more spending, promise. You’ve promised before. Not like this, I’m begging you. Don’t beg you’re pathetic enough
as it is. Oh…just bloody do it, you’re
going to do it anyway. Really? Are you being honest?
Thank you. I love you. Hey you’re not going
to regret this. Oh I’m sure I will. And stop nicking flowers from
the park. (Music starts) (Music fades out) Right love I’m off. (Knock at door) I know. I look like a dickhead. Just go. Shut up you. (Loud shouts) You wanker. I’m sure that wasn’t aimed at
you mate. Isn’t many people. At least there are some mate. At
least there are some. Good Morning. Well thanks for all turning up. My name is Derek and I am the,
erm, well head coach I guess. This is Sean my assistant. I’ll
just get your names. Golightly Oakesy Sean Mozzer Lloyd Sinny I’m Crank I’m Cadillac, this is Jenny Alright Boss. I‘m Eddie and I
just wanna shag Cheerleaders! It’s alright, I’m only kidding.
I just wondered if you wanted a
team Physio? I’m a member of the Saint John
Ambulance and er… if anyone gets injured I can
help out like boss. Wow, yes that would be great
Eddie thanks. Also I thought could referee a
bit, only in practice. Because I watch it on the telly,
just help out generally boss. Ace, what can I say. Oy! This is our pitch. But we were here first, what’s
wrong with the other pitches. This is our pitch I said. Why don’t you take you and your
friends and piss off. Want me take care of ‘em Boss? Before things get nasty No it’s easier if we just move
on. Piss off to the U.S. if you are
going to play this sort of game. You bunch of pufters. Go on. Go on tossers. Go on. Go on Piss off. Right, sorry about that. Okay, I’m assuming you all
understand the basic principles
of the game? Okay, well lets start practising
where it all begins, the snap. So first of all I need a Center. Mozzer yes? Yea you will do.
Come here. Right so I’m going to be the
Quarterback, you’re the Center. You have to snap the ball into
my hands. Basically ram it up your arse in
one swift movement. That’s about the jist of it.
I’ll do the rest. (Group laughter) Hey, you’re not a bender are
you? No I’m not. This what they do at
the start of each play. Yes? Woah! That’s too weird mate. You
touched my bollocks mate, no
way. (Group laughter) You some bender or what? I think er, we ought to get to know each
other a bit better before we do
that again. Here you are Coach. Jenny will
do it for you. Oh yes (laughter) Thank you. I think we should
just split into two teams and have a game of four on four,
yes? One, two, three, BREAK. Come on. Ready… HUT! (aggresive shout) Yes Coach, (celebration) come
on. Shit! EDDIE, EDDIE get here now. Okay, okay, stand back, stand
back let me have a look. Stand back, back, BACK! Do you know what you are doing? There you go son. Up you get. How heavy are you
bloody hell. It’s alright boss, I’ve got him,
oops. Come on son. You alright? You alright son? Okay everybody listen up please.
Go ahead Coach. Thanks Sean. Well that wasn’t
how I wanted to end today’s
session. But I hope you have all enjoyed
what was really just a try out. (Players) Yeah, brilliant,
thanks, great.. We’ll meet again next week, same
time. If you know anyone who is
interested bring them along. Oh and it might be a good idea
to find yourselves motor cycle
helmets or something, just so we don’t have any more
accidents like we had today. Alright see you next week.
Thanks a lot. Bye. Well, what did you think? Yeah, really enjoyed myself
actually. Yes, you even knew what you were
doing most of the time. Most of the time (laughs) Coach. Hey! You’re not coming in here
with that stinky smelly outfit. Alright. Hey love guess what?
You’re looking at Coach Simmons. Out. Hey listen love, it went really
well, apart from the bit when they
thought I was a puff, but I think this is going to
work. Take those smelly clothes off
before you come in here. And don’t think I’m washing
them…Coach Simmons. Alright Mavis. Go on, show’s
over. That’s it lads well done. Good hands Jenny, lads she’s
showing you up. That’s it keep it up, eyes open,
that’s it. Come on lads listen to Coach.
Right everyone. Gather around,
gather around. We’ve got five new lads. Big
lads as well brilliant. Right. It’s good to see you all
again, fantastic. Right then… I thought I made it clear that,
this is our pitch. But you used that pitch over
there last week. Yeah but we want to play on this
pitch now. GET LOST. Let me have a go at him boss. No Eddie it’s not worth it.
Let’s just move on. We’re on the wrong pitch again.
Come on, off you go, follow me. Go on. Get lost you pufter, go
on. Go on. Get lost you pansy pussy. (Victorious cheers) It’s alright Mozzer, come on
lads take a breather, take a
breather, well done. Right that’s it for this week.
Go and get yourself home. Get your feet up you did well.
See you later. Coach, can I have a quick word. Course you can Oaksey, what is
it? This is my girlfriend Angela. She wants to ask you if you want
to form a group of Cheerleaders. Cheerleaders? Yeah. I know a few girls who
want to do it. I’m a dancer so I can do all the
choreography. I just wondered if you wanted
anything like that? Absolutely, of course I do yeah,
thank you very much. That’s brill, the girls will be
dead chuffed. Thanks Coach. Cheers, thank you. Hey, I could of done that. Why
didn’t you say something? What you be a cheerleader, I
don’t think so. You fancy her don’t you? You do,
you bloody fancy her. What are you on about Jen? I just saw you, you were looking
at her. You’ve been checking the lads
out all day. No I haven’t. You were like
staring at her. But it’s Oaksey’s misses. And? Well he’s my mate isn’t he? But you were looking at her,
just makes me feel… There’s no harm in looking is
there? Well there is actually. Oh listen if you’re going to get
jealous like that, why don’t you just do one eh? Go
on. Is that how you feel? You going to carry on or we
going back to ours? I do everything for you. Right what do you do for me? I come and watch these matches. Well you don’t have to. I don’t
ask you to do I? Oh just go and do one Jen I
can’t be arsed. Piss off will
you. No you piss off. You know what?
I’ve had it. Alright. See you later. Bye. Well mate. We’ve been in
existence eight days the team is
starting to take shape. And now Cheerleaders. I think
this thing might just take off. What we really need is an
American Coach, someone with some real
experience you know what I mean? I can only take this so far. It’s starting to take shape
mate, starting to take shape, it
is. Where are we going to find an
American in Crewe? What was that for? For letting me start the
Railroaders? (laughs) Is that why. I thought
that maybe that you loved me? I do you know I do. Kym I’ve managed to sell all the
cleaning stock back to the
sponsor. I’m not going to waste any more
money on that. And all the money is going to go
back in the Bank. Good. You really are beginning to make
more of an effort. But I’m still nervous though. What about love? I’m still waiting for another
one of your hair brained
schemes. There won’t be one. The
Railroaders is all I care about
now. Oh and you of course! Well just you make sure that
money goes into the bank. Of course. Your pitch? Come on lads, move along. That’s it for today guys, great
session, great session. Right go and rest up and I’ll
see you next week. Should be enough for a couple
more helmets and pads. You sure? I thought you had
money problems? No, yeah it’s fine. I managed to
sell all my stock back to the
sponsor. Well, with this money and all
the subs we have collected so
far, we’ve probably got enough for
six sets of shoulder pads and
four helmets for next week. Magic. Are we having a good time boys
and girls? Alright lets hear it for Angie
and Oaksey. I thought you said you paid
Sharky this month. What do you mean? You know damn well what I mean. You’ve been crapping yourself
every time that door opens. That obvious? She’s hardly likely to start
anything here is she? Not with
this lot about. Same again? Who’s this? Jenny I told you we’re over. Yeah, he’s with me now, so just
go. You little cow! Well well look who it is. The
elusive Mister Simmons. Hi Sharky. Don’t bloody hi Sharky me. Fifty
quid now. I haven’t got it. We have a problem then don’t we
son. Oh please Sharky, that’s all
I’ve got in the world. I’m going to call this your
interest payment for being late. You still owe me three hundred
quid. Oh come off it Sharky Fifty quid in two weeks time. (sound of hit to stomach) Fifty quid. (Sharky’s voice) Stop hitting
people will you. Hope you like it. Well? Look! I got one for myself, so
we can wear them at the same
time. How brill is that? Don’t know why I got my hopes
up. Why did I think this year
would be different? Thanks love it’s gorgeous. Just like its owner. Hey. You fancy going back to bed
for a bit? You never know there may be
another present up there for
you. Alright I suppose we can spare
two minutes before we go to
your mum’s. Happy Birthday Kym. Thanks. It’s erm, it’s…it’s…lovely. When I saw it I thought of you.
I knew you’d like it. How’s work going? Oh Mum, you know I hate work,
why do you always ask me? No back bone that’s your
problem. Always after an easy
life. I’m not after an easy life,
there’s just more to life than
bloody Royce’s. No need to swear and Rolls-Royce
has done your father no harm. Sorry Mum. Anyway shouldn’t have
to be there much longer, because
my team… The only way you will be leaving
Royce’s is if you win the pools
or die. But why? I thought your picture
framing business was doing well? Mum, that was ages ago, I told
you it didn’t work out. I needed a shop really for that
to work. But anyway I’m… Always an excuse isn’t there ey?
Always somebody else’s fault. Never stick at anything for
longer than ten minutes. I thought it was doing well? Well if someone will give me a
chance I’ll tell you that…. Anyway what’s for after’s Petal? Trifle. Go on what were you
going to say? Nothing. It doesn’t matter the
trifle is more important
obviously. Anyway happy birthday Kym. If it
doesn’t fit you can always take
it back alright. Well I don’t know about anybody
else but I’m going to have some
of this trifle. Looks like this is our pitch
today. Right we’ve got a couple of new
faces, so lets see some welcome
tackles. Don’t worry lads we will go
easy. Right lets warm up one lap
around the pitch off we go. Sorry Boss. What the… Can I have a word like? Quickly. Well this American guy just
moved in the street across us. Really? Yeah yeah. Well it’s our
neighbour you see. She’s a school teacher like and
she’s done this like exchange
with an American couple. Have you met him yet? Yeah, it’s his wife who does the
teaching so he’s got nothing to
do. He said he would love to help
out, maybe be a Coach or
something. When can I meet him? Well I’ll talk to him tonight
and let you know yeah? Coach does this mean you know,
that I’ve got position of
Center? We’ll have to see how you do
today won’t we Mozzer, come on. Here we are son, let me have a
look, come here. Which one is it? Is it this one?
What? Woo hoo Derek. Hi Boys. Hiya Derek, Hi oops I
mean..Coach (giggle). Got a minute to look at our
first routine? Er yes of course, what now? Yes. Alright yeah. Just remember we have only been
practising a short while. Not many of you. There will be more on the day. Ready.. Five… six… seven…
eight U..L..G..Y you ain’t got no
alibi youz UGLY boy oh boy youz
UGLY. U…L…G…Y..Youz UGLY. U..L..G..Y you ain’t got no
alibi youz UGLY boy oh boy youz
UGLY. U…L…G…Y..Youz UGLY. Debbie… DEBBIE.. Put that fag
out. What do you think? Yeah, erm just one thing. Ugly
is U.G.L.Y not U.L.G.Y Yeah, that’s what we said. Right. Keep it up. Debbie put that fag out. Yo! What up dog. Hello James, you alright? This
is Derek I was telling you
about. Come on in guys take a seat. Hey thanks for inviting us over. I can’t tell you how excited we
are and what a boost this will
mean for the team. I told him what you said like
and you might be interested in
coaching the team. When I heard you guys were
playin’, man I bugged out. Listen I’ll help out in any way
I can. Ace. So you played at college
then? No, I like to work out but you
couldn’t pay me to play no
football. Ah okay, so you just coached? No no no never coached. So you don’t know anything about
coaching? Listen man, if you went to the
States right, you would know
more about soccer than anybody over there, even
though you have never been a
coach. You feel me? Well I know Football, grew up
with it dog. Er okay suppose you have a
point. And I was the equipment manager
for the Basketball team when I
was in college. Watched those cats do all sorts
of drills and exercises. Same thing in football, just
need to change a few things. Hah
just call me crazy. Okay, okay but as far as the
team is concerned you ARE an
American Football Coach, a good one, the best, we’re
lucky to have you know what I
mean I won’t say anything like. I’m cool. If they think you are the real
deal they will do anything you
say. Woooo. This is going to be
awesome. Listen, I’ll go grab
you cats a couple of beers and might as well get started on
the game plan like..
IMEADIATELY. Haha YES. It gives me great pleasure to
introduce you. Your new Head
Coach. James Dupont. Oy! This here is my pitch (Coach James to derek) Hey
what’s a pitch? (Derek) Er playing field This Used to be your pitch
asshole. No, no. You don’t understand.
This here is my pitch. No dog. I don’t think you
understand. Now you have ten seconds to get
your fat ass outta here or my dogs are going to use you
as tackle dummies. You feel me? Tossers. You are all tossers.
Yeah, come on Right I think that’s the last we
will hear of them. Assholes. Right guys listen up.
Even on a beautiful day like
today, it’s very important that we warm
up first. So lets get started with twenty
star jumps. Ready, GO! One…. two…. three….
four… Okay, Okay stop, STOP, we need
to work on that. Now as your coach I would never
ask you to do anything that I
cannot do myself. This exercise is called ‘The
Killer”. Watch. Now in a game you’re going to
get knocked down, might even get blind-sided maybe
tripped. This drill gets you used to
getting back up. So when I say ‘hit it’, you hit
it. HIT IT. HIT IT. That my friends is a Killer. Now when I saw ‘break down’ you
break down. When I say ‘hit it’ you hit it.
Ready. Break down. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Get up, I haven’t even started
with you guys yet. I SAID GET
UP! Lets keep movin’, lets keep
movin. Lets go, lets split into four equal
teams. Lets go. I’m alright, I’m fine. I’ve got
to go with the lads. Eddie get
off me. I’m dead. Yep I’m dead. (Music starts) You guys are looking good, I’m
proud of you. Alright, good job guys good job. We’re going to get it together
come on baby. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. Get up, get up, go, keep moving,
you have to keep moving. Break down watch the ball, watch
the ball. well done boys. He’s going to kill us you know
that don’t you. OK what I want is all you guys
in two long lines about a yard
apart. Okay? Let’s move, let’s move. I said up. I’m not even tired. Up one Down… up… down… up…
down… up… down Railroaders on three. One, two,
three. RAILROADERS. (Music ends) Great Job. Alright guys take a
knee for a second. You guys are
pretty tired huh? Feel pretty bad? Yo listen. You
want to play this game seriously
we got a lot of work to do guys. First thing you got to do is get
in shape. I was kinda tough on
you guys today, but you did good. It’s good
stuff man. Thanks Coach that was
unbelievable, I don’t think any
of us are going to be able to
walk tomorrow, but thanks all the same. Right. Now you know how serious
we are. Yes? I’ll see all you cool guys next
week. Coach James, Coach James, Coach
James… (Music starts) Haha that’s what I’m talkin’
about. Okay guys down to your right. (Music ends) Oy! I thought I told you a hundred
times this is my garden. Yo. Follow me. Everybody in one line. Now in a few seconds when I
shout hut! My dawgs (team barks) are going to bury your punk ass
into the ground. So I suggest you find another
pitch because we gonna use all
these. We ain’t got all day man you got
about ten seconds to make up
your mind. Ten… Nine… eight, seven, six, five, four, three,
two. One one. Ready (Team shout
ready) Ready (team shout ready) Down…. Set….. HUT! Aaaah! Buggers… Buggers. I’m gonna friggin get you for
this. You’re dead. Nope, still alive. It’s
Railroader time baby, Railroader
time. Afternoon love, is he in? No he’s not and I’m not just
saying that. Well can you tell him that
unless he gets fifty quid to me
by midnight, I’m going to have to take some
action. Do you understand? No I bloody don’t understand.
Don’t you dare start threatening
me. I know who you are you don’t
frighten me. Well let me enlighten you. Your
husband borrowed money off me
and now I’m here to collect or laddo
here gets very angry. Well I can tell you now he
hasn’t got a penny, not until Thursday when he gets
paid. Thursday you say. Look I’ll make sure he gets
fifty quid to you by Thursday
evening. That’s if he’s still alive after
I’ve finished with him. He’s a very lucky man. For your
sake I’ll wait till Thursday
then, fifty quid. What did you do that for? So she understands? Of course she understands, she
said fifty quid. Sorry about that love, I’ll get
you another one. BASTARD! Oh hiya love. Sorry I’m a bit
late. You liar. I thought you had
changed. How stupid am I. Ey? What’s the matter? I had a visit from Sharky this
afternoon while you were out
playing with your mates. What? She came here. Is that where you got the money
from for your kit? Yes, it was but.. I was meant to
pay her back. Oh come on Kym let’s just get
through the next few weeks
and… I can’t believe she came here. I’m pregnant. Pregnant? You know how much I’ve wanted a
baby. But not like this, not when we are in this state. Hey, this is supposed to be the
most happiest moment of our
lives. How can I be happy when you just
won’t change? I will change. I hope so Derek for our baby’s
sake. Oh my God I’m going to be a Dad. I know. That’s what frightens
me. Hey up Dawgs the bonus has come
in this week. Well if it isn’t my laddo. Fancy
meeting you here like this on
Pay Day. Wages now. Oh come on Sharky you can’t take
all my wages, my wife is
pregnant, I need to buy stuff. Well it’s Lucky for you I like
your wife, so I’m only taking
what I am owed. Two weeks time another fifty
quid. You understand? And here, make sure your wife
gets this. Well, well, well, helmet cheese.
Come here. You’re dead. I’m really sorry love. It was
Sharky. She jumped me and took
my wages. I told her I would get fifty
quid to her by tonight. You know I’ve a good mind to
call the Police and report that
bitch. No, No that would just make
things worse, my mess, I’ll sort
it. What’s all that about? Don’t ask. Five, six, seven, eight, lets go Railroaders, let’s go
Railroaders, Lets go Railroaders Five, six, seven, eight, C R E W E Railroaders (claps)
Railroaders (claps)
Rail…..roaders! Wooooh! What to you think Coach? Magic that Angie yeah. You’ve
come on leaps and bounds. Do you mean that? Absolutely yeah and there are
more of you. Yeah, I auditioned more. Thanks
Derek Get another helmet and set of
pads with that. Where’s this come from? We got a bonus this week at
work. It’s okay Kym knows. We better keep an eye on him. (Coach James voice) Alright guys
show is over. Stop looking at
them skirts, lets get back to work. If he starts getting shifty give
Eddie a shout or something. OK guys listen up. Today is your
last chance to fight for the
position you want. We are going to play Offense
verses Defense in game situation and go out there like a bunch of
crazed dawgs.(Team barks) Here are the starting line ups,
take a look and get into
positions (Players) Cadillac, come on. Sorry Coach. Hey guys check this out. It’s not real you pillocks, it’s
just a pellet gun. Cover me
though yeah? Ready… Break Down… set… (pellet strikes hand) Oh you don’t want a penalty
boys. Hey hey hey what is wrong with
you guys today. What’s up Coach? What do you mean what’s up? Do I
look like Stevie Wonder? I can
see the gun. It was just a joke Coach.
Christ. It wasn’t funny. I ought to
shoot you in the ass. Get back
in the huddle. We still get the five yards
(laughs) In the huddle (sighs) (Music starts) (Music ends) Quiet. I can’t believe your attitudes
out here today. Do you think this is some sort
of Joke? Do you think I’m here to watch
you guys jerk around? If this is just a big joke to
you guys.. I’m gone. Look guys, this attitude is
really starting to piss me off. You’ve got to start taking this
seriously. I thought we had
something here, I thought we all wanted to play
American Football on a National
scale. From this point on this becomes
serious or not at all. Right everybody in. Sean come
on. Cheerleaders. One..two..three RAILROADERS. Was that the post? Yeah, yeah just a letter from
the UKAFA fixtures of who we are
playing this season. Nothing important then. Right better go. See you later then. Right lads. Thanks for coming at
such short notice but let me
tell you it’s good news. I have here the official
schedule. Our season begins away at
Hereford. But you want to know something
really interesting? I got a phone call from the
Leamington Royals, they want to play a pre-season
game here in Crewe. We’ve got four weeks before our
first game. Yes, this is it Sean, this is
it. Derek. These cats ain’t ready
man. They might think they are
ready, but they are not even close.
Four weeks ain’t enough. What do you know you’re not even
a real coach. What the hell is wrong with you
man? I don’t have to be a coach to
understand these cats ain’t
ready. What’s gotten into yo man? I’ll tell you what’s gotten into
me. In four weeks time, good or
bad, win or lose, do or die, we play our first
game and that’s final. Have I missed something? Little bit of an atmosphere. Okay Mister Stanyer is ready to
see you now. …you’re not making any sense
whatsoever, the Cumberland
Sports ground would be ideal. As I mentioned before the only
place available that matches
your criteria are the Middlewich playing
fields. But we are the Crewe
Railroaders, not the Middlewich
Railroaders. I’m sorry but that’s all I can
offer you at such short notice. But look, the Cumberland Sports
ground is free that weekend, why can’t you just let us it. We
are expecting a big crowd. The Cumberland Athletic Track is
the pride and joy of the county. You can’t seriously be
suggesting that we turn over our
flagship facility for you to
churn up. So you would rather let it stand
empty than let us use it. Is that what you are saying? The offer of Middlewich still
stands. I am trying my best to
accommodate you. No. You are treating this sport
like everybody else. Like we are
some kind of freak show. Well, it’s not the last you have
heard of this I’m writing to my
M.P. She’ll appreciate what we are
doing for Crewe. We are going to be representing
this town up and down the
country and you are not even
helping us. I’ve done all I can. Well we’ll see about that. Come on guys, take a knee deep
breaths. How we feeling? So this is it guys. Next time
you put on your helmets you will
be playing your first game. Listen up everybody. I picked up
the Jerseys, we’ve got some kit. Right lads bring it in. One, two, three, RAILROADERS Any news on the ground? No, I’m going to have to go into
the council and suck up one last
time. Look man, just cancel the game. I can’t. Come on dawg. We don’t have a
place to play, the team ain’t ready and I’m
telling you somebody is goin’ to
get hurt man. No, this game goes ahead. I need
this game to go ahead. This is not about you anymore
man, this is about the team,
what’s best for the team. No, it is about me. This was my
idea, this is my team I stand to
lose everything because of it and I mean everything. So I say
we play Sunday. Oh for God’s sake. What now?
This has got to stop. I’m not in
the mood for this. You wanna fight? Lets fight.
Come on I’m fucking ready, I’m
fucking ready. I want to play. You want to play? Yeah. Sean! We need a new jersey. Kym what’s all this? What’s
going on? I’ve had enough of your lies. What do you mean? This fell out of your jacket
when I was putting it away. When were you going to tell me? Unless we come up with the money
by next Monday then we would
lose the house. Is that still the situation? I’m not stupid Derek, I know
where the money has gone. On that fucking football team. Kym please, we play our first
game next Sunday, the gate receipts will pay off
all our debts. It will all have been worth it. We will not lose the house. Look at me, look at me. We will
not lose the house. Please don’t leave me. Oh I wasn’t leaving, that’s full
of your clothes. This house obviously means
nothing to you. Sort this mess out or I’m
throwing you out. I mean it
Derek. Two hundred quid? You want me to
loan you another two hundred
quid? Well you got some balls I’ll
give you that much. Ain’t he? Got some balls like? Yes, balls! Please Sharky I’m in big
trouble. You are in big trouble my lad.
With me. You owe me… Ooh lets see… two hundred and
fifty quid. Bit too fruity that, let him go. Look. I’ll be able to give you
some of it back on Sunday out of
the gate receipts. Really? Well how does this
sound? We’ll see you Sunday to collect
two hundred and fifty quid. And no you can’t have another
two hundred you cheeky sod. I can’t make Sunday. It’s my
mothers birthday. Your mothers birthday? Do you
know what, I can’t run a
business like this. Your sacked. I’ll bloody well go
myself. Sunday. Two hundred and fifty
quid or else. Ey up toss pot. I er… I hate to ask but don’t
suppose you can you lend me two
hundred quid? Very funny. What do you want? I’m serious Gerry, I need two
hundred quid. Oh mate I haven’t got it. Alright. I’d just thought I’d
ask. Well yeah of course I’ve got it,
I’m just not giving it to you. So that’s the situation,
including this weeks wages I
need one hundred and sixty quid or else they will kick us out of
the house. Why am I not surprised? Answer me this. Did you spend
your money on the football team? I told you, I bloody well told
you. Alright look. I get the picture,
I’m useless, I’m pathetic, I’ve
heard it all before. All I want to know is will you
lend me one hundred and sixty
quid? What? He’ll only go and do it
all again won’t he? I knew it was a waste of time
coming here, don’t know why I
bothered. Hey! That’s right, it’s all our
fault isn’t it? There is always somebody else to
blame but yourself. Derek wait. Mum thank you. I’ll give it you
back on Monday after we have
played our game yeah? You just make sure you use it to
pay off the arrears and don’t
tell your Dad. Oh hello. Can I speak to the
head of sports and recreation
please. Hello…. yes speaking…..
yes…. oh yeah…. really?
….right okay …. Well yeah that’s amazing…
Thank you…. Half and hour? Yes I can be there in half an
hour… Alright thank you very
much, see you. YES..YES What’s up with you? We’ve got the Cumberland Sports
ground to play our games at. Oh love things are looking up
for us. Did you call in sick for
me? Yes. Great. I’ll pay this in then. Well it seams that the plight of
your team had quite an impact on
a certain Member of Parliament. Therefore after much
deliberation, we, the council
have decided that the Cumberland Athletic track
will be made available to you
this Sunday. Of course there will be a
nominal hire charge, but we have reduced the fee to
one hundred and forty pounds. A hundred and forty pounds? Yes. Yes it would normally be
two hundred pounds. Oh and we need that now so we
can get everything moving. Shit. I’ll just get you a receipt
then. Are you okay? There we are. No no sorry can’t do it, can’t
do it, I need that money. Look can we please pay you out
of the gate receipts? I’m sorry you can’t charge the
public for admission into the
game. Our public liability insurance
doesn’t cover American Football. We can’t charge admission? No. We need to charge admission. You
don’t understand. Well sorry… you can’t. I’ll give you seven days. Seven
days to pay after the game. That’s the best I can do. Thank you. So the money you’ve been giving
me for the pads and helmets
should have been paying off your
bills off? I thought we’d get it all back
from the gate receipts. I’ve
been an idiot mate. So we definitely can’t charge
admission? Nope. And now I owe my mum
hundred and sixty quid, Sharky
two hundred and fifty. I’ve not made any payments on
the bloody phone for months and they are about to cut the
electricity off. God what a
mess. Does Kym know all this? But you paid your rent arrears
off. Yes. At least that’s safe for
the time being. I’ll tell Kym after the game on
Sunday about everything else. (Crowd noise) Why was no one taking money at
the gate? Don’t worry love I’m sure it’s
all been taken care of. He’s forgot to organise it ain’t
he? Wouldn’t surprise me, you
know what he’s like. Hey hey hey, calm down, calm
down. Listen up..Hey listen up. I was just talking to the refs
and we got problems. Come on Jenny out (Rude comments and wolf
whistles) Alright chill chill chill
everybody chill out. Check it
out everbody must have a mouth
piece. You will not be allowed to play
unless you have one. If you
don’t have one raise your hand. You guys are going to have to
share with each other man. Hey hey hey. Don’t quit on me
now guys. It’s that or you don’t
play, what do you want to do? Play. Well find some dawg to share
your mouth guard with Hey Danny, DANNY. Want to share
with me like. (Cheerleaders chanting routine) Hey you! Derek why is no one collecting
money. Sorry luv I’ll tell you later. James I need to apologize. You
are a great coach and we
couldn’t have done it without
you. No worries. It’s Been a blast
man. Just hope nobody gets hurt. I still don’t think these dudes
are ready. You’re probably right. Come on we’ve got a game to
play. Alright baby it’s game time,
it’s game time. Railroaders on three. one, two,
three. RAILROADERS (Players and crowd Clapping) (Railroaders cheer) Break! (Whistle) Down… set… hut (Music starts) (Music ends) We’re getting murdered Coach. Hey hey hey. Lift your heads up.
You have nothing to be down
about. Alright? Lets go back out there and have
some fun. Today is all about
learning the game. Come on man what happened to my
crazed dawgs. (half hearted dog woofs) Alright listen up. They are
keying on Oaksey. They are over
pursuing. Let’s try the reverse we worked
on. The reverse? The reverse. It’s going to be
wide open, nobody is over there. Just tuck the ball away and
you’ve got it. Alright? Okay. Enthusiasm guys. Enthusiasm come
on bring it in. Railroaders on three. one, two,
three. RAILROADERS (Music starts) (Loud hit – Music ends) Come in love. Just about
finished. I’ll be back in a minute with
those tablets. Sean’s here. He wanted you to
know that you lost 50-13. Love that’s not important. Kym need to talk, I need to tell
you something. I know you don’t think so but I
love you and I’m so sorry but… Ah there you go. These will ease the pain a bit
(laughs). Oh dear the sooner we get you
get home the better. That’s it he’s ready to go now. I really need to tell you… Not now love. There’s something
you need to see first. Come on. Sean told me what an asshole
you’ve been. Funding the team,
neglecting your family. That’s not cool man. Not cool at
all. So we took up a collection after
the game. These dawgs really appreciate
you putting everything on the
line for them. There’s enough there to cover
most of your debt and pay for
the ground fees Don’t do it again. You hear me? I’ll look after that. Wow! I don’t know what to say
(laughs) Well I know we lost. I’ve broke
my bloody arm. But today has
turned out pretty special for
me. You guys are family and I thank
you from the bottom of my heart. Ahead of us is the first season
of American Football on these
shores. And I can’t wait to step out
there with you. But I need to spend some time
with someone I’ve been
neglecting far too long. Hey don’t think you are off the
hook that easily Simmons. We
have a lot to talk about. Alright you crazy dawgs, bring
it in. One….two….three…

Item Build that win games | Counter Build and Recounter | Mobile Legends Guide | Eng Sub


one of the reason why you are having a hard time ranking up is because you don’t know the right counter items to build in this Mobile Legends Guide, we are going to check all of these items one by one and why you need to build it but before we start, I want to say thank you to all who subscribed, we are almost at 1k just like I said, I will start the giveaway, when I reach 1000 Subscribers so if you are not yet subscribed, hit subscribe and the notification bell also shout out to Minecraft Station, Fritz Playz, Abie Navarro, Albert Borces, Revino Quiambao JhonRay Salomon and Tonz KY ok ? Let’s Go! To understand this items, we need to know their categories first is Damage, Defense and Penetration in every category there is what you call Physical and Magical Physical Attack, Magic Attack Physical Defense, Magical Defense and Physical and Magic Penetration the counter for Physical Attack is Physical Defense the counter for Magic Attack is Magic Defense and the counter for Physical defense is Physical Pen and the counter for Magic Defense is Magic Pen it means that if the enemy has high damage build defense if the enemy has high defense build Penetration and lastly True Damage it can’t be countered by physical or magic defense the only thing you can do is build high HP or shield let’s now go to damage type items our first item is sea halberd I will not read the description cause you can already read it I will just say the reason why it is a good counter item this item, when you hit with basic attack it will reduce the regen effects of the enemy either regen, heal or lifesteal or even spell vamp any types of regen effect will be reduced as you can see in this clip, when I didn’t buy the item yet. the heal of Rafaela is high but once I bought the item, her heal becomes weak you can also see the broken heart on rafaella’s head if you have that it means your regen effects are reduced this is a good counter for heroes like Uranus, Ruby, Alice and also Esmeralda because her shield effect will also be lowered just remember that this is only for basic attack ofcourse, if there is for basic attack there’s also for magic damage this is what you call Necklace of Durance it’s the same as the sea halberd but the difference is Sea Halberd is basic attack and this is for skills every time you use a skill there will be a broken heart on the enemy and their regen effect will be lowered our next item is Demon Hunter Sword This item is good for enemies with High HP the higher the HP, the higher your damage will be this is a good item against tank or heroes with shield because shields are also considered as HP so if the HP or shield is higher it means it will deal more damage but as the enemies HP gets lower the damage also gets lower you can use this to replace Haas Claw because this item also have lifesteal ofcourse there is also a same effect in magic damage it’s called Glowing Wand the difference is, if you use a skill in glowing wand the damage will deal 3 times also a good thing about this, if you use 2 skills the damage will overlap our next item is Wind of Nature this item is good for dodging physical damage it’s also good when you are fighting physical damage enemies head on if you buy it, there will be an icon above your ultimate if you click it, you won’t be receive any physical damage for 2 seconds but you will still be hit by crowd control skill but there will be no damage but remember that you can only dodge physical damage if it is a magic damage skill, you will be damaged the timing is also important in this item, you should click it at the right time our next item is winter truncheon it’s almost the same as wind of nature the difference is in wind of nature you can still attack while using it in winter truncheon you can’t attack it means that you are just frozen the good thing about this it can dodge any skill or attack but the timing is also important, you must click it at the right time this is a good counter for ultimate of Harley, Lunox , Eudora and many more just remember that timing is the key, just like this clip our next item is Rose Gold Meteor this item is a good counter for heroes with burst when your HP is below 30% it will give you a shield but there are still heroes who can die easily even if they have this item when that happens you can change your item to our next item Athena’s Shield with this item, you don’t need to wait for your hp to be below 30% to gain a shield after buying this, you already have a shield and because it has a magic defense, it’s also a good counter for mage heroes this item in not only for tank, you can also build this if you are a marksman or fighter so you can survive, rember that you also need a defensive item this is a good counter for Mage or heroes with burst. so you can survive longer one more item you can use even if you are a marksman, is Warrior Boots this item is good if the enemies have more physical damage you will also notice that every time the enemy hits you will have additional armor it means that your enemies will reduced their damage to you on every hit it can reduce up to five times the additional armor is not only heroes even on jungle creeps, every hit will increase you armor same thing with lane minions, as long as someone attacks you with basic attack, your armor will increase just remember it has to be basic attack not skills our next item is another type of boots called Tough Boots the good thing about this boots is it has magic defense then crowd control skills that are used on you will end faster like stuns, or any kind of hold it will be removed easily this is one example as you can see the one with tough boots can move faster our next item is the most common defensive item, immortality this item is good if the enemy can only burst you once but if you think the enemies can still kill you even if you resurrect it’s better to build rose gold meteor or athena’s shield next, let’s go to tank items that is good to build first on our list is blade armor this item returns 25% of your physical attack it means that if you are hitting with basic attack you are also getting damaged our next item is Antique Cuirass it reduces physical and magic attack of the enemies a lot of players are asking what are the counter for critical and true damage there is no counter for that, but if you can reduce their damage you can also reduce the crit and true damage our next item is dominance ice this will reduce the attack speed and movement speed of the enemies and also their critical chance it means that this is a good counter for marksman who rely on attack speed our next item is oracle this increases the shield and regen effects of items and skills it’s a good combo for athena’s shield to have more shield it will also increase you magic defense if you buy this item next, let’s go to the items with penetration ofcourse if the enemy has too much defense for example the phyiscal defense is too high, you need to counter it with physical Pen and if the Magic defense is high, you need Magic Pen depending on what your damage type is there are 2 types of Pen, first is +15 Pen, either physical or Magical and the 40% Pen either physical or magic pen what are the difference between these 2 +15 Pen, meaning you will reduced the defense of the enemies by 15. +40% Pen, meaning you will reduced the enemies defense by 40% for example the defense of the enemy is 100 if the enemy has 100 defense minus 15 it will be 85 if it is 100 minus 40% it will be 60 but if the defense is only 20 minus 15 Pen, the remaining defense will be 5 if minus 40% the remaining will be 12 it means that if the defense is higher you need 40% if it is smaller you just need +15 let’s start with the Physical Pen items first our first item is Blade of Heptaseas this item is has +15 Pen if you also notice this dummy has 100 Physical defense that’s why additional damage is not that high because it’s only +15 Pen the good thing about the passive of this item is called ambush when you didn’t attack or get attacked within 5 seconds your next basic attack will be doubled additional 100% again to know if it’s already 5 seconds, you can see the ambush logo below as you can see there is 2 damage that appear on 1 attack once ambush is active our next item is hunter strike it’s almost the same as the blade of heptaseas the only difference is when you attack 5 times with this item, your movement speed will increase next is Malefic Roar, this is the one who has 40% Physical Pen as you can see because the dummy has 100 Physical defense, I will inflict more damage with this item another good thing about this item is it’s passive it ignores 20% of the towers defense you will be able to push faster let’s now go to Magic Pen, our first item is Genuis wand this item has +15 Magic Pen the good thing about this item, if your damage or skill is continuous your magic pen will increase, plus 3 to 10 depending on your level up to 30 Magic Pen so if you have 15 Magic Pen, you will also have additional 30 Magic Pen, if your skill is continuous you can see on Alice’s ultimate, the damage increases because Magic Pen also increase our next item is divine Glaive this item has +40% Magic Pen the good thing about this item, if your HP is more than 70% you will have more magic Pen, additional 30% Magic Pen these are the counter items that you need to know you will not be able to memorize all of these items immediately, but slowly you will know this items when you are using it every game I hope you learn a lot from this guide and if you like 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