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Top 10 Scary Games For The Nintendo Switch

January 29, 2020 | Articles, Blog | 22 Comments

Top 10 Scary Games For The Nintendo Switch


Plants are really farming us, feeding us oxygen
and becoming food until the day we die, when they then consume us. Greetings gamers and welcome back to top 10
gaming. I’m your host connor munro and I’ve killed
santa. If you’re new here or haven’t yet be sure
to hit like and subscribe because we put out daily gaming content. Nintendo has a reputation for being family
friendly, but with the release of the Nintendo switch several companies have been looking
to get their games on the handheld console. So which switch games will make you wet the
bed for the rest of the week? That’s what we’re exploring with today’s
list of the Top 10 Scary Nintendo Switch Games. Roll the intro. #10 Doom Eternal
Doom eternal may not be your classic version of horror, but for those who find blood, guts
and gore worrying this may not be for you. Or it can be if you’re into it. Doom is set to be released on March 20th on
every system but the Switch, the switch is set to release sometime in 2020. Bethesda teased monsters who will be able
to lose chunks of their bodies and get more damaged over time while visually representing
it. So for those with a weak stomach or if you’re
faint of heart maybe this is the right scary game for you. The game is set to be around 70 or 80 dollars
on release and in all honesty that’s a hefty sum for a game. And it sucks that games are these prices at
this point. Can I go on a mini rant for a second, who
is the main demographic for video games? Teenagers I’d say right? Even if games are rated mature that’s still
17+. Sure maybe these people have jobs, but are
they really going to spend 80+ dollars on a game when their making minimum wage at the
local McDonalds? I guess so since they’re still pricing games
that high. I just think it’s unethical and grossly
overcharging. #9 Observer
Observer manages to craft an impressive horror experience on the switch that is just the
right amount. You can experience more horror if you let
yourself experience the imagery and sounds added to the game instead of constantly using
detective vision, but I understand that things can be overwhelming. The game fares much better when you play hand
held, as the technological tightrope of this port kinda falls off sometimes while docked. But the sheer amount of ambition will for
sure make up for any slight glitches you experience in gameplay. This may not be a classic horro experience
with jumpscares and horrific monsters, but it will for sure leave you on edge, uneasy
and full of dread. If you think you can handle it the game is
available on the switch eshop for 30 dollars, and can get you up to 150 points. Whatever that means. #8 Resident Evil Revelations Collection
The resident evil series is one of the earliest survival horror games. So obviously its gonna be on the switch. The resident evil revelations collection includes
both the original 3ds revelations game and revelations 2. The game has a weird set up of you buy the
game, it comes with the cartridge for 1 and you just download 2 but whatever. And it provides some excellent over-the-shoulder
scares, along with your normal scares that you would expect from a resident evil title. And since it’s the switch you get added
portability and with the new motion controls being available through the switch is going
to give you an even more intense emotional experience than ever before making sure you’ll
get terrified at the first sight of anything that goes bump in the night. Not to mention the other switch exclusive
features the game comes with, proving that the switch is the definitive console for Resident
Evil Games. #7 Layers of Fear Legacy
Layers of Fear Legacy is a psychological and psychedelic horror game about an insane painter
who is working on his Magnum Opus. Through his paintings learn the dark and twisted
story of his past while gathering carefully crafted personal items. As you travel the same route through the house
over and over again you’ll slowly start to go mad yourself, and when things start
changing it will throw you for even more of a loop. Eventually it gets so bad that you don’t
even know if you’re seeing the right thing. Was that candle lit before? Was that painting ripped? Was that chair on the other side of the room
or has it always been there? You will never truly know with this game,
and that’s the beauty. Your mind will get so twisted you’ll be
put in the shoes of the painter you’re learning about. And while you discover his true motive you’ll
be asking yourself if this really is true, or if it’s the house screwing with you. #6 Darkwood
Darkwood in an interesting game, it’s a challenging survival horror game that doesn’t
rely on jump scares. They even go as far as to guarantee no jump
scares and instead use an atmospheric horror experience that creates a feeling of tension
without cheap horror tricks. So for those of you who find jump scares to
be annoying but still want a horror experience, maybe you should keep an eye on this game. Craft weapons, traps, hideouts as you explore
and scavenge the eerie forests of the soviet bloc by day, and make sure you have a hideout
ready for night. With nightmarish forces corrupting the woods,
wait and pray for the sun to come up the next morning. Or you could leave the forest and instead
get a job and eventually an apartment of your own. And I’m sure that if you told your parents
you were being forced to sleep in a forest with nightmarish forces corrupting it, you’d
be able to stay in the basement for a while. #5 Friday the 13th
For all of those with dark fantasies they only talk about in therapy let me tell you,
you’re in for a treat. For the first time ever play as Jason Voorhees,
one of the most famous killers in horror. The game started off as purely multiplayer
but has added a single player mode for those of you who want to hone your skills at stalking
because you’ve been watching too much You. In this mode you can play new missions created
for the game as well as recreate some of your favorite scenes from the movies in the most
violent and bloody way possible. But as a counselor, oh boy are you in for
a tough time. For those of you brave enough to take on the
camp counselor role, you’ll be on a whole new level of stress when you realize the killer
is right around the corner, and is coming right for you. This game is an incredible multiplayer experience
and is amazing as a single player game as well. And its even better when you play with friends
because you can toy with them even more than usual. #4 Amnesia Collection
The collection contains three Amnesia titles, The Dark Descent, A Machine for Pigs and Justine. Experience the horror of all 3 games for the
price of one. The 30$ game available on the Nintendo Switch
Eshop is ready to make you drop your switch on the floor and hide under your blanket,
because we all know you’re playing this game at 2:30 am for some reason while lying
in bed totally not decent. So before you piss the bed remember that its
just a game. A game that is actually gonna make you forget
about everything from the past 3 years. If you don’t get it the game will give you
memory loss. Im sorry I couldn’t help it. With no way to defend yourself you’re stuck
going through the motions while you’re just there waiting to succumb to your inevitable
death or insanity. Or maybe even, memory loss. Oh I already made that joke? Well I guess I just had a case of Amnesia. There I said it. #3 Dead by daylight
One of the most iconic multiplayer horror games of all time, in all honesty maybe even
the most iconic. There isn’t one person who hasn’t heard
of dead by daylight and that’s probably the reason the game came to the switch. Available for 40 dollars on the Nintendo switch
eshop, dead by daylight returns in all its glory but with the added ability of being
handheld. Spooky as hell guys im telling you. You and 3 other survivors go up against a
player controlled killer, who’s only goal is to make your life a living hell. You can choose to survive together, or not. You can co-operate and work together to win,
or just book it and get to the exit and wait for it to open. Your chances of survival will vary, so unless
you dominate on the death field you should probably help your team. But in all honesty I like this mechanic, it
makes the game realistic. If you were in this situation would you really
worry about helping your friend up if you saw the killer standing behind him, even if
he was looking away? Hell if it was a stranger im noping the hell
out of there. #2 Alien Isolation
When Ellen Ripley promised her 10 year old daughter that she would be home in time to
celebrate her 11th birthday, she was wrong. Now 25, Amanda Ripley learns that the flight
recorder from her mother’s ship was recovered, and decides to finally solve the mystery of
what happened to her mother. The only thing is that she doesn’t understand
what predator waits with her. And to it, she’s the only alien around. Guess this game is really about alien vs predator,
ill go home. This game is about stealth, unlike its predecessors
who were focused on more action oriented gameplay. The game pits you up against an unkillable
alien who is set on hunting you down. Learn his moves, use your environment and
hide in the shadows to get out alive. Can you find out what happened to your mother? This game comes with 7 DLCs including Last
Survivor, which is a recreation of Ellen Ripley’s Final mission on board the Nostromo. Anyone who is a fan of the alien series should
already be excited for this game and with it being available on a portable console now
you can play it in lecure when they’re talking but you just don’t care. Im kidding, stay in school. #1 Outlast: Bundle of Terror
In the remote mountains of Colorado, horrors wait inside Mount Massive Asylum. Really creative name. A long-abandoned home for the mentally ill
was recently re-opened by the Murkff Corporation. While it may have been in secret, not anymore. Journalist Miles Upshur breaks into the facility. And what he discovers walks a dangerous line
between science and a cult. You continue to explore while discovering
the horrific scenes along the way, all in an attempt to get a story no other journalist
would. Do you have what it takes? Or is hell an experiment you cant survive? Because you wont be able to handle the DLC
Whistleblower in that case. Where you play as the software engineer who
emailed journalists about the asylum at the beginning of the game. Can you contain your terror? Will you break? Will you outlast the others who play? I really need to stop at this point. There we have it friends the Top 10 Scary
Games for The Nintendo Switch. What did you think of this list and what scary
games would you like to see on the switch? Let me know in the comments and while you’re
on your way down be sure to hit like and subscribe for daily gaming content and ring that bell
to join the clan and level up. I don’t exactly have a switch, I use my
roommate’s but maybe I should try one of these. Thank you all-

LGR – The Sims 4 Tiny Living Stuff Review

January 25, 2020 | Articles, Blog | 85 Comments

LGR – The Sims 4 Tiny Living Stuff Review


[jazzed-out jazz music] Finally, a stuff pack that’s precisely what
I always wanted! The Sims 4 Tiny Living Stuff, where your sims
are shrunk down to a fraction of the size due to a mishap involving a baseball and a
broken window, and then — what? -It’s about tiny homes.
-Aw man really? I guess that makes more sense, sigh. All right so yeah, the pack’s called Tiny
Living Stuff, but instead of awesome shrunken adventures, it’s all about living in a relatively
undersized home. It costs $10 and is the sixteenth Sims 4 stuff
pack to date good grief what the balls. And I gotta say, even though I’d be way
more into a pack about miniaturized sims, I was still intrigued by Tiny Living here. Because yeah man, I’ve been rather tiny-curious
for years now, immediately sucked into all the YouTube channels and reality shows focusing
on the Tiny House Movement. And the whole idea is to make the most out
of a small space, rejecting the concept of buying a multi-thousand square foot home. I myself live in a house that’s about 800
square feet or 74 square meters, and while objectively not “tiny,” it’s certainly
a lot smaller than I could’ve chosen and that was very much on purpose. I’ve enjoyed the challenge of trying to
make the most of the space I have without piling a million things on top of each other,
so the chance to do so virtually in the The Sims 4 is absolutely my cup of nitro cold brewed
coffee. The first thing you’re greeted with on installing Tiny Living Stuff is a message about living in a tiny house and stuff. A pre-made tiny home has been provided to
plop down anywhere you like, acting as an example of what exactly constitutes a tiny
home in The Sims 4 universe. In case you’re unaware, a real life tiny
house is generally considered to be one under 37 square meters or 400 square feet. This example home in The Sims 4 is composed
of 32 tiles, and if we assume each tile is a square meter, then we’ve got 32 square
meters or 350 square feet, a bit below that of a tiny house IRL. However, Tiny Living Stuff lays out three
different tiers of tiny house, each with its own perks and requirements. The smallest being the Tier 1 “Micro Home”
at up to 32 tiles in size, Tier 2 is a “Tiny Home” at up to 64 tiles, and Tier 3 is a
“Small Home” at up to 100 tiles. The most fascinating aspect of these tiered
home sizes is that when you meet the requirements on a lot designed as a Residential Tiny Home, you’re provided a number of generous rewards for living there. Things separate from lot traits, like faster
learning, greater comfort, happier sims, healthier plants, and better relationships. So the less you do with doing more, the more
you’re rewarded for doing more with less! Er, by that I mean that, as of now, there’s
incentives to go small and a kind of odd punishment for having a huge house. Makes me wonder if they’ll balance it out
with a mansion-focused pack in the future. Heck they could even call it The Sims 4 Livin’
Large, I’d be down with that. Anyway yeah, this is a stuff pack packed with
stuff so let’s unpack it and stuff! First is an allotment of hair, accessories,
and clothing for pretty much everyone this time around, including the younginz. Fitting right in with the overall “hygge”
theme of living in a warm little cozy home, there’s a bunch of warm, cozy attire. Regardless of how much I want some of those
sweaters for real though, that’s just the garb and garment goods. Let’s get onto the main event, kicking off
with an assortment of single-tile desks and tables, suitable for all manner of desking
and tabling. Followed by a few decorative yet functional
items, including a lamp, readable books, and lighttable candles in a cluttered tray. Three chesty wardrobe shelving type things
for holding various objects and clothing. A patterned rug for plopping down in the middle
of the backyard or wherever. A pretty standard toilet and a sink that handily
works off-the-grid. Two TVs, one standing and one that attaches
to a wall, each pulling quadruple duty by also acting as a display shelf, a bookcase,
and a stereo. Various other wall-mountable items are here
too, including a mirror, a door, two shelves of random thingies, four potted plants strung
together, and a plant-inspired piece of artwork. Three sets of hanging light bulbs, each with
their own varying degrees of droopiness. An ottoman, that isn’t an ottoman I guess,
since it’s a pouffe? Whatever it is cats love it. There’s also a standard bed and a standard
loveseat. As well as this lamp that should provide storage
space according to its description, yet it’s totally unusable as such. It’s just a lamp. Seriously, why tout its supposed dual purpose as a shelf and then make it so you can’t set anything on it? At least it makes for decent kindling, so
I guess it does serve a second purpose after all. And finally, you also get three new chairs,
although two of them are slightly confusing at first. This dining chair doesn’t actually function
with the new dining table. For that you have to use these high chairs,
and once I realized that it was pretty awesome, letting me really cram in a buncha seating
in a super small space. Finally, the headlining new items of the Tiny
Living pack are Murphy Beds, with and without a built-in loveseat. And at first this seems pretty useful, since
you can fold them away when not in use and those wardrobe shelving units attach to the
sides for a clean-looking modular design. But really, Murphy Beds are… confusing. While I applaud the addition of new sleepytime
snuggle zones, the usage of them in this pack doesn’t make much practical sense. For one, they require the exact same 3×2 tile
floor space as a normal bed. You get a loveseat on one of them, sure, but
it still leaves tiles of unusable space underneath. And since sims can’t get into bed from the
front, only the sides, you need another set of tiles off to the left and right at least
half a tile wide. The worst part though is this stupid animation
that plays out far too often, where sims try to pull down the bed then fail in spectacular
fashion. It’d be fine if it happened one out of every
20 times or something, but nope, sims fail like every 3 or 4 times you open the dumb
thing. [bed fails, sim gets owned] Making this worse is the fact that this far-too-frequent animation comes with an unusually high risk of killing your sims! bed fails, sim dies] Now, okay, I’m all for new ways to take out bothersome sims, that’s just good times. But “Death by Murphy Bed” seems a bit
silly, and again, it’s tied to an unskippable animation that happens rather often. Yes, there are now bed upgrade options in
the game, accomplishing things like increasing comfort and preventing it from getting stuck. So you can alleviate the issue but still,
I’d rather it wasn’t so prevalent to begin with. And in my opinion, these repetitive slapstick failure animations stopped being cute like fifteen packs ago. So yeah, can’t say I’ll be using Murphy
Beds in my tiny builds going forward, since the way they work is annoying and their inclusion in this particular pack is questionable in the first place. Why not add them in the Discover University
pack, that would’ve made a ton more sense in my book, more so than a pack about itty
bitty 32-tile houses. I really think bunk beds would’ve been an
ideal addition to the Tiny Living pack instead, seeing as bunk beds actually do free up room,
providing two beds in a single 3×1 space. For that matter though, why not add better
loft options? Lofts are a staple of tiny home designs, and
making them in The Sims 4 means adding a second story with a cumbersome full-sized staircase. Ladders are used all the time in real life
tiny homes, but nope, nowhere to be found in Tiny Living. Even spiral staircases would be more space-efficient
but those still aren’t a thing either. For that matter, why not add steeper, narrower
normal stairs? Or at least provide some storage options underneath
them, which again, is something that you see all the time in actual tiny houses. Not that it matters too much I suppose, since
sims all have an infinite household inventory that hides as many items as you like within
a magic unseen void, hrm. Still, while I’m on the topic of things
I wish were included instead of murphy beds, why not convertible futons or pull out sofa
beds? Under-the-counter mini fridges or in-wall
ovens and microwaves? How about portable induction cooktops? Or over-the-sink shelf units and other kinds
of stackable knickknack storage things? Heck, composting toilets, solar power, and
rain catchers would’ve been nice, seeing as we’ve already got off-the-grid lots. Instead we get cumbersomely large homicidal beds and storage lamps that don’t store anything. At least they took the time to add Baby Yoda
to the game, so I guess that means it all evens out in the end, right? Heh, ahh now I’m just being grumpy, when
in reality Tiny Living is not the worst stuff pack by any means. In fact, I think it’s one of the better
ones for my playstyle. It’s just that this daggone game’s been
around for almost six years now, and after sixteen stuff packs, I’m more than a bit
fatigued. There are a number of disappointing aspects
to Tiny Living Stuff, no bones about it, and I know they’ve could’ve added just a bit
more in terms of useful objects and quality of life improvements. But they didn’t, and that’s just kinda
how it goes, we all know that. Still, I’ll personally be using a number
of the items added here going forward, along with building more tiny houses for the challenge
it provides and the rewards it unlocks, so you can glean from that what you will. [gratuitous fiery sim death] And if you enjoyed this look at the Tiny Living
Stuff pack, then maybe check out my let’s play that I did over on my other channel from
what I was just playing this and getting my thoughts together about the pack in the first
place. Or just stick around, there’s more videos
coming up every week on this channel. And as always, thank you for watching LGR!

New Cities Gameplay – Let Me Show You This New Cities Builder Game!


if you enjoy the old SimCity games you may really get a kick out of New cities if you enjoy my content my videos please do click the bell icon below to make sure that they make it over to your feed and as far as this guy goes don’t worry about him he’s fine [Music] hey everybody Weem here welcome to New Cities this is a game I thought I would bring it to your radar because it’s crossed mine recently look really fun I picked it up yesterday via indiegogo of which I’ll have links down in the description if you’re interested in picking it up soon and yeah so here we are I thought I’d show a little bit off we’re gonna jump right into the action now as I kind of get to filling you in on this thing so the developer describes this as a city builder that celebrates the simulation titles of yesteryear with a classic gameplay a fresh coat of paint and so if you’re familiar with the older versions of SimCity for example this is going to be familiar to you in that way and if you enjoyed those games from then I think you’ll get a kick out of this one I actually just picked it up and and I really couldn’t put it down last night so I want to show you one of the really cool features of this you can build top down like this but you have a lot of control over the camera and it really changes the perspective what I mean by that as you can see we’ve got these square grids but if we kind of bring the camera down here I’ll zoom in here a bit you can see that there’s actually height to this right we’ve got mountains and everything and it really changes the perspective once we get some buildings in and everything you will really get an idea of what I’m talking about there but let’s do that we’re gonna first things first we’re gonna bring this guy up and go to value we’ve got higher property value along the beaches and in some other areas as well so this is just gonna help me kind of determine where I’m gonna get started as I gonna show you some of the features of this game so the point of me playing at this point right now is just to kind of show you some of these things give you an idea for what the game is about I’m still quite new to it so I can’t teach you a whole lot but let’s go ahead and start getting down some roads I’m gonna start with a larger Street here with the Avenue and I want to run this kind of along here now one of the things I’ve seen a number of videos and screenshots from the game and it’s very easy to fall into for good reason to fall into the trap of doing everything really Square and rigid like on grids if i zoom in here really close you see we have some thick lines here they’ve got a grid down you can only snap roads to these points and you know along these lines obviously which kind of lends itself you kind of almost naturally just want to build in a grid I actually like things to be a bit more fluid so what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna put an Avenue down and I’m gonna run it kind of a long this Beach area but I don’t want it to be super straight so let’s do that first we’re gonna go kind of at this angle so you can see we’ve jumped about three spaces in this direction in over one and then I’m gonna do maybe one here I could do another one that’s like you know two down and one up and that’s you know we kind of create a curve in this way I’m gonna actually you do a straight shot here for a little bit let’s get a better angle over here okay I think we’ll go like this to here here as you can see I’m just kind of making a variation in how I’m angling this in order to get this kind of Bend that I want now what I love for this game today for you to be actually be able to freehand draw roads and everything sure that’d be awesome and maybe that’s planned I haven’t dug too deep into the future features or potential features of this game so who knows that may already be on the agenda but let’s keep going with this Avenue and get this laid out again largely just to show you how the grid works and how snapping roads down work roads down works so anyway there I’ve got this kind of road here that’s not really adhering to the grid if I pan back down again we got the mountains in the back got a little bit of a lake here so that’s pretty cool now let’s zoom in here we’ve got the road you can actually see we get a street name on here we have this is Arizona I think the streets are largely named after cities when I’ve paid attention to that that seems to be the case cities or states or things like that so you know yeah that’s a cool start let’s go ahead and grab some normal roads Here I am paused although we don’t need to be let me just play it kind of the regular speed here so before I start putting down the smaller roads let’s talk about this one of the things they suggest in this game is that you build I’m gonna jump over here to these zones when you’re doing farms they say they occupy a lot of space so consider that the bigger lines and not filling in roads in the middle when it comes to residential you know there you’ll want to get down to the nitty-gritty and putting streets along those grids that’s kind of their suggestion you don’t have to follow that but anyway so we’re going to adhere to that I’m gonna go ahead and flush this out a bit and we’ll continue so before I get too far I thought I would just kind of bring you back here and give you the general idea you can see them this almost looks like ribs but I really like things to not be super uniform especially in the early areas and then I think when it comes to farmlands we may get kind of more grid like and then and maybe some what ends up being more dense areas I may also adhere to a stronger grid but anyway I like to kind of get this curved out to show you how these intersections work we can actually we’ve got a number different points we can click on and then we can snap to some different points of the road over here so we can for example connect those up and connect this up and it’s really forgiving as far as traffic goes at least for now you don’t have to you can have long roads and if I come out here for example and this not caused too much of a problem with traffic I’ve noticed perhaps over time if I’ve played long enough I would start to run into issues but I’ve noticed that you don’t end up for example with cars piled up at a dead-end and with nowhere to go so you don’t have to always concern yourself with looping things back but anyway yeah we’ve got this kind of started now again talking about some of those older games like the earlier versions of SimCity and I kind of touched on this before we have the residential we have a retail I haven’t said commercial agricultural and then we have industrial and there’s even going to be some new ones that pop up over time as we progress so anyway one of the interesting things about this you do not have to worry about water you don’t have to worry about electricity and you can see that it basically wants to just put these plots down and they will start building automatically we have a need for residential so we can actually I could actually just hold my mouse and just drag and you can see it starts popping these in there really quick and easy so one of the cool features is this game is it’s really it’s easy to rapidly set up cities it can get expensive if you’re throwing tons or roads down but otherwise if you’re kind of watching your budget and everything a lot of this stuff really starts coming in pretty quickly we can speed this up a little bit more and we’ll get more of these coming in but let’s kind of back out here because farmland is very important that and the residential seem to always be needed so I want to plan for that and if we’re talking about this size grid for the farm areas I don’t want to occupy all of this like highly valuable area because they tend to be kind of polluting and everything they lower the value of the land so if I were to look at it or consider from that perspective maybe somewhere over here is good it’s a bit far I could do it out here let’s let’s actually pan this down because I want to see how much it Hill there is no Hill really it’s pretty flat there that definitely plays a role on kind of some complications as far as roads go and everything so let’s go ahead and get that going now we have this cool Avenue going here I’m trying to think if I want to shoot an avenue back into this area I think I will it does tend to be a bit more expensive but let’s just let’s take a look at what this would cost we’re at 255 K we have seven point six million which you can see in the upper left so I think I’m okay with that and yeah I think we’ll stick with that let’s grab some streets and we’ll run this kind of along this line what’s that 180 K so we can get some of these going [Music] there okay let me go back here and look at value so this would start to creep into some of this area that actually has higher value so I could destroy the road I think instead what I will do is just well the farm is going to try and go all the way out it’s going to follow that I think what we’ll do is we’ll just kind of do this over here for now so we’re gonna go here here here and here so that’ll get some of that going but again the demand is usually pretty high for both that and residential so I don’t think even if I filled in this entire area out here it’s still in my for my previous experience wouldn’t satisfy that demand let’s get some more residential going in here let’s grab streets we want to connect these guys up again I kind of like to just do this not following the grid necessarily so you can do some other cool things too I like doing like this kind of stuff have these like cul-de-sac so we can do a small one here lots of opportunities to do these kinds of things like so and you can run into some problem running roads along the beach so I’m not gonna try and do anything there this is the end of our Avenue maybe what I’ll do is I’ll loop this a bit can we do that here I’m gonna try and just loop this back again not necessary at least at this stage of development in the game but anyway I think that’s cool I know I’ll do we’ll connect this here and you can always bring up for example the residential Mouse around and see how much space that’s quite a bit of empty space in there so I’m gonna kind of good there now let’s just go ahead and fill this in really quick just do this lazy William dragon I’m gonna kind of fill all of this in and see where that puts us I don’t expect it to make a huge dent and the residential demand but it’ll be something and then maybe we’ll get some kind of commercial out in this area but you get the idea as far as placing this stuff down is very easy to get the roads down you can actually adjust elevation and everything pretty easily if I went and took the Avenue you can see that Q and Z is kind of up down arrow so as I hit QQQ I could you know do a road that’s like raised up I could then lower it down right they make that pretty easy so anyway I’m gonna go ahead and flush this out even more and we’ll see where things are at as you can see I added a section for residential I thought this might be a good commercial spot I only put a few in because I’ve noticed in my previous runs at very short runs just testing things out that the retail demand drops very quickly so I only put these two in and it already dropped some so we’re gonna let that sit residential is still high of course I did add some more farmland out here so we’ve got that going and it does ask for industrial and I put a row out here but I haven’t dug deep enough into the game to understand what helps the industrial grow so for me it doesn’t do a whole lot just yet but anyway it’s something that I will figure out at some point you can see we get messages on the right side here village we you know a thousand people live here there are officially more human residents than bovine and then they’ll give you kind of a next achievement you know you can build a school when you hit 5,000 this gives a hint retail zones at important intersections and along major thoroughfares there will not be a lot of retail demand until the city grows larger so uses sparingly which we’ve done we got our first farm notification the first house let’s see hint for agricultural zone so he spreads along the grid lines that’s the big lines as I was mentioning before residential they basically say do it along the dots those are things we talked about zone so this is all kind of our intro stuff I can actually just kind of click through closed E’s now there are other elements to this game as well so far we can actually jump into here and look at different things I was looking at the value before that’s something that we looked at but we also have prosperities the thing we can look at density traffic and you could see that maybe we’ve got a little bit going on here I’ll zoom in here and take a peek so we may have had a little bit of a hang-up but mostly you can see the lights and that really stands out when you look at traffic mode you can see like well there’s a whole huge backup so right now it’s not too bad crime of course pollution and education eventually to put schools down you can put police departments down that fit that fixes crime and education and things like that and there’s various relationships of things too as far as like what kinds of workers the farm stuff is looking for I assume that goes for retail as well we can also dive in here and individually select things so this is a thing that’s already and I couldn’t remember you could do it on cars or not I’m not getting it to go but you can click houses for example no maybe that’s why I didn’t have one selected there we go so now we’re following this guy we could delete it it’s at an intersection it’s it’s loop Bailey going to the store or we can kind of pan down and click on a house it’s the gray household we can see their taxes and everything and and start to see what they’re looking to do I had somebody looking for a job for example so anyway these kinds of things are already in the game which is really cool music let me zoom in here so we have Pomona Street and Arbor as I mentioned kind of location names they use salt lake for the roads and everything’s pretty cool look at that view it was raining a second ago and now started snowing another thing about this game there is weather snow will eventually cover the ground which is pretty cool but anyway this is kind of what I was talking about at the opening as far as perspective goes you can get down here and really see the topography you can see the height to mountains in the distance and it’s just a really interesting perspective for a game like this very unique and very cool I like it quite a bit so yeah I’ve got I kind of flushed out even more residential area here if we kind of pan out hopefully don’t make you dizzy got all of this is kind of new residential area um I feel a little bit commercial in and I’m noticing now I just I threw this industrial and I was like let me just put some clothes to this and that seems to be doing good let me on a pan over because you could see I put rows of it over here or actually just just the one here and maybe it’s not near enough to like retail or residential and that’s what it needed but there we go we’ve actually got some popping in here we learned something new every day so I’m gonna actually click on one of these and we can see that it’s an industrial building this is got the street name I was kind of wondering if it’d tell us what the the business were was perhaps not I want to be good at this one it just says Industrial though they were just kind of general but that’s okay very cool so we also have money let me show you some of the budget stuff even though I don’t have a great handle on this yet you can drag the slider for property tax you know the line of credit and everything basically get your financials here the years you start to stack up over time you’ll get those as columns and everything so it’s pretty pretty cool that a lot of this stuff is in right now if I remember correctly the game started by the developer as a project for kind of just a traffic management thing and then he continued adding kind of features to it and it kind of you know before his eyes was turning into a city builder and so he kind of kept flushing it out that way so on IndieGoGo he had a goal of 10,000 which I know just they went over that yesterday I think but that is the place to get the game again all the links down in the description but I think actually before I say I’m gonna leave it at that there is one other feature I want to show you even though it’s still pretty new to me I haven’t played with it too much okay so here is that feature and it is the building designer which is pretty cool so when you actually lay down your zones these guys here you don’t really get to choose the buildings you can there are specific buildings you get to place for example the police department or the college but otherwise the buildings that pop in for these different types it kind of random and can grow over time but here you could actually jump in here and edit this so you can create you know your own new creations and then my assumption is that there’s just some small some you know percent chance that they show up in the game which i think is pretty cool so you can actually kind of move these things around you see you can grab these kind of things and drag them we can actually choose barrel and click in here and that adds a new one you can you know kind of increase these sizes and everything and you’ll see it changes the size of the the area that it needs to occupy that’s a pretty big building so we can actually kind of continue placing things in here there’s also trees and fences and things like that so you can get kind of detailed with this which i think is pretty cool adding that kind of level of customization there it’s pretty sweet okay one more feature before I leave that I definitely wanted to show you but forgot until I jump back onto this side of things there is a blueprint mode in this game already which is awesome a lot of games like this in the early stages it’s a feature they want to do or you kind of think man I’d love to have like blueprint stuff and gonna have to wait but this one’s actually in right from the beginning we can actually select new come into here and we can let’s see make sure I have that selected so you got the Blue Square and then we can drag and select an area and then actually I think it just click basically you don’t have to drag and then let go and you can see our cursor now is this area so we can kind of go place this anywhere you can even overlap things we could drop it right in the center here and it would really it connect up all the roads and you get you end up getting rid of some houses but they would likely pop back in or you can move them up into this area which is you know kind of how I would imagine you would be doing you select kind of area that you like and then just kind of pasting it down and everything is pretty pretty cool we can also raise and lower the elevation of it which I had not played with so I said let me let me click that here and see so you can kind of raise that up that’s pretty cool not that we would want to get too crazy with that and we’ve got a Save button here and I have not messed with this either so we’ve got these kind of saved up in here I guess is where they’re showing up that’s cool and I believe believe these carry through to your other saves as well but anyway I just thought I would kind of show you that really quick well that about wraps it up I as I mentioned at the top I just kind of wanted to bring you in here and show you this game because I think it’s pretty cool it’s pretty fun especially this early and may not have been on your radar so I thought let me like know about it let let me know what you think about this in the comments this looks interesting to you if you played the older SimCity games and enjoyed those you know does this look cool to you I think there’s so much potential for this it’s so early and you know we talk about potential a lot with with new games that aren’t finished yet but there’s a lot of cool features in here for it being so early so I have high hopes for what’s coming in the future but I do want to thank you guys for stopping by as always I really appreciate it do me a favor hit the bell icon down below if you’d like to see more things like this that’s the pretty much the only way to make sure you get my videos sent to you if that’s what you would like to have happen otherwise thanks again and I will catch you guys next time

Dragon Quest Games – RANKED – Worst to Best


Welcome back everyone, with Dragon Quest XI
worldwide release getting closer every day, I thought I’d put together a ranking of
every mainline entry in the series, so for today’s video we are looking at every Dragon
Quest game from worst to best. Also, this list only covers numbered titles,
so the many DQ spinoffs out there will not be included. Transition The first Dragon Quest is also the interestingly
the worst Dragon Quest. Don’t get me wrong, I actually do like the
game quite a bit and its innovation cannot be understated. DQI is the first Japanese roleplaying game,
merging together elements of western and eastern game design philosophies to produce a title
like no one has seen before. The game incorporates an open world design
and forces players to piece together clues to eventually work your way to the end boss. It doesn’t hold your hand even a step of
the way and overall the game is extremely experimental in nature, with a lot of tedious
elements being present including only one save point being present in the game world
and a seriously clunky menu system. Thankfully, the developers behind the game
know how to learn from their mistakes, so the franchise only improves from here. The next game is probably the strangest entry
on the list for a number of reasons. Dragon Quest X is the only entry on the list
that is not a single player role playing game. It is actually an MMO and so far has only
ever released in Japan. I had to jump through a few hoops to play
it including getting a little program that automatically translates the Japanese text
to English and let me tell you, I am a bit skeptical on how accurate this is. “Weird stuff” Uhhh Overall, the game hardly feels like a mainline
Dragon Quest game, it’s more of a spinoff to be honest. In DQX you do loot quests, raids with friends
and there’s even a bit of story to the game. I’m ranking it low because it is just so
different than the main games and I probably only enjoyed it more than DQI, but for an
MMO it is quite good and if it ever comes out in English, I would definitely get a membership. Dragon Quest VI. It’s a game that took forever to make its
way to the west. Originally a Super Famicom game, it got its
English Nintendo DS remake over fifteen years later improving the game in many ways. The game sees a hero who has to travel between
alternate realities, meeting new party members to eventually face off against the evil Murdaw. It is quite a good game, but overall, out
of the DS Dragon Quest games I’d say it’s the worst of the bunch and widely considered
a black sheep among the fanbase. There’s just nothing overly remarkable about
it, the story is just decent, the party members actually feel a bit flat with less companion
dialogue than DQV had and it just does not shine as brightly as IV, V and IX do which
is why I’m ranking it a bit lower. Dragon Quest II comes right off the heels
of the first game and immediately you can tell it is far improved. It still follows largely the same formula
as the first game, with cryptic hints leading you to explore a game world that truly feels
open. The world is huge, fun to explore in any direction
you want and so many elements from the first game have been fixed including multiple save
points, a more content filled world with more variety in equipment and multiple party members. The game is a great sequel that really paves
the way for the series. Dragon Quest III is an iconic classic. Serving as the origin story of the series
legendary hero, Erdrick, Dragon Quest III is an epic adventure in an open world that
massively improves upon its two predecessors. The game features a day and night cycle, the
new class system which gives players thousands of possible combinations and it introduces
a new party system which allows the player to name and create multiple characters with
different classes that come with their own strengths and weaknesses. It’s a revolutionary game that serves as the
refinement of the series and it truly feels like a role playing adventure, with players
really needing to think about every choice they make going forward. The game also improves the narrative of the
series greatly, boasting a very well thought out story involving Erdrick’s quest to defeat
the evil Baramos. This strong focus on the narrative helps bring
the world to life and the game still retains much of the investigative gameplay that the
series is known for. The GameBoy Color remake makes the original
NES classic even better. This is one GameBoy game that should not be
missed. Dragon Quest IX. This is the only game on the entire list that
is available exclusively on only one system, the Nintendo DS and it is the last Dragon
Quest game developed by Level-5 . The game is one of, if not the most visually and mechanically
impressive DS games I’ve ever seen. It features full animated cutscenes, 3D graphics
and a massive world. The game also made many changes for the series,
discarding the random monster encounters in favor of having monsters out on the field. The game follows a Celestrian, an angel like
being, who falls to Earth and has to make his or her way back to the observatory. The game is very unique in that for the first
time in the series, you can fully customize your characters down to how they look, their
gender, and even the clothes they wear. Armor and weapons actually change the appearance
of your character this time around, ensuring that no two people have the same characters. In addition, the game brings back the same
party system of Dragon Quest III, which I actually am not a huge fan of for this game. Many people note that because you make your
own party members with custom classes, names and looks, they lose out on having companions
with personalities. The companions in the game feel like empty
husks and they do not talk to you, unlike the DS remakes of IV, V, and VI which feature
unique story companions with interesting personalities that talk to you whenever you want to. This system was okay back when DQIII was out,
but this kind of party system is a bit outdated at this point. Regardless of this, the game overall is extremely
good, featuring an epic story, soundtrack, and even multiplayer options. It really showed off what the DS was capable
of and will prove as a good reason to go back to the system. Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen. It’s not just a name, the game is split up
into chapters. DQIV, originally on the NES and later remade
on the DS in an unfinished state and once again remade on mobile devices in a finished
state, is a game that kicked off the Zenithian trilogy of the games including V and VI. The game is structured in a very unique way,
focusing on multiple different characters from around the world. You play as these different characters and
learn their story, gradually leading up to everyone meeting up to defeat the evil Psaro
the Manslayer. The game extremely cool because of the way
it builds up the various characters you eventually meet and at times feels like multiple games
in one. There’s tons of party members too and they
all have unique abilities, making for a diverse lineup. Earlier I said the game was incomplete on
the DS. I really meant the localization was incomplete. The English version of Dragon Quest IV on
the DS removes one of the coolest features of the franchise, party chat. Party chat basically works by pressing the
B button whenever you want to talk to your companions and they will say something unique
almost every time depending on the situation you are in, really making them feel like people. Without this feature, thousands of lines of
dialogue were lost, which is a huge shame because this is a game with so many great
characters with great personalities and you won’t be able to even talk to them, however
luckily the mobile port completed the game and gives us all of this party chat dialogue. It is identical to the DS version in every
other way so it is the best version of the game for Westerners. If you have a phone, and yes you do, pick
this one up. This is the one everyone knows about. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
for the PlayStation 2. Dragon Quest VIII follows a band of four adventurers
tracking down a wicked Jester to undo a curse on an entire kingdom. The game’s visuals are timeless. It’s a PS2 game, but it looks fantastic, with
cel shaded visuals really bringing out the art style of Akira Toriyama. The game even has fully voiced scenes in the
English version and is the only game in the series so far to have this. Dragon Quest VIII presentation is what really
sets it apart and its story, full cutscenes and the interactions between its many characters
bring it to life. It introduces some new mechanics as well including
the ability to psyche up, the new skill point system that allows different paths for weapon
types and an alchemy pot to create new items and weapons with. The skill paths are especially great as they
allow for so many different play styles, which brings me back to this game again and again. That’s not to say that it’s a perfect game,
the battles are a bit slow to accommodate the flashy animations and you’re working
with only four different companions, which is a lot less than most games in the series,
leading to a less diverse team but when it comes down to the game’s massively improved
presentation all while maintaining the feel of the series, I would say that this is a
huge step for the franchise and one of the finest games on the PS2. Imagine a game that takes over a hundred hours
to beat. With thousands of lines of dialogue and tons
of story to get through. That’s what Dragon Quest VII is. Originally released on the original PlayStation
and nicely remade on the 3DS, Dragon Quest VII represents a huge turning point for the
series. The game stars a trio of kids who travel back
in time to restore forgotten parts of the world. It’s a super mysterious game and is very notorious
for a two hour long intro section in which you complete very challenging puzzles reminiscent
of the game Myst and along the journey you meet more characters than you can remember. The game is just huge, boasting one of gaming’s
largest scripts with over 70,000 lines of dialogue, and it introduces my absolute favorite
feature in the Dragon Quest series, the Party Chat feature, which works well to hear the
comments of Kiefer and Maribel who both have defining personalities. In addition to just how massive the game is,
it ramps up the investigative aspect of the time travel in the game requiring the players
to seriously think at times and piece together the next objective without being told exactly
what to do. The new class system is also really great,
allowing you to change the classes of you and your companions while maintaining their
personalities. Overall, its the definition of a hidden gem
and definitely the PS1’s swan song. Dragon Quest V is the best game in the entire
franchise. Its a title that takes everything good about
Dragon Quest and puts it into one package. The game is about family, friendship, and
good versus evil. The story follows one hero’s transition
from childhood to adulthood where he journeys to save his mother from the clutches of the
underworld. It’s an epic, emotional tale with extremely
well written characters and a living, breathing world that is constantly changing around you
as the years go by in the game. It also introduces many new aspects to the
series including the ability to recruit monsters you’ve fought into your already bustling
party that includes a wife that you choose yourself as well as many friends you meet
across the journey. The characters in Dragon Quest V are so well
written that you can feel a bond between them and the protagonist and the Party Chat feature
in this title is the most robust so far, with your party members having something to say
after almost any situation or talking to any NPC you meet. There is so much attention to detail put into
Dragon Quest V its ridiculous and it ends up being the most enjoyable entry in the series
to me, with every feature one could want, an extremely diverse group of multiple interesting
party members and an epic story where you find new locations on your journey to defeat
the franchise’s most evil villain yet. Dragon Quest is not just the best game in
the franchise, it very well may be the best RPG ever and is a must play for fans of the
genre. I hope you guys enjoyed the video. I wanted to thank everyone for helping me
get to one hundred subscribers recently, I couldn’t do it without everyone’s support. If your name isn’t listed, I apologize,
some people’s privacy settings don’t allow me to know you’re subbed to me. Regardless, I hope to make more content for
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King’s QUESTROSPECTIVE – How Roberta Williams Designed A Game Changer


Hey everyone, PushingUpRoses here and today
I am going back to my roots and covering a King’s Quest game. You may be thinking, “But Roses, didn’t
you cover all of the King’s Quest games?” NO, I never got around to the first game,
at least not the parser command version for the computer. I DID discuss the one for the Master System,
and I’ve referenced it many times over the years on this channel, so it feels like I’ve
covered it a million times over. I’ve decided that today is finally the day
to discuss this game officially in all its glory, because yes: This IS a defense of King’s
Quest I, one of the most influential video games… of all time. On top of my normal review style and commentary,
I’d also like to discuss how designer Roberta Williams came up with the concept, and why
this game is just so damn hard. As of right now, I haven’t written the conclusion
to this video yet, but I am predicting some introspection and gushing. Stay tuned to see if my prediction about myself
is right. King’s Quest was developed by Ken and aforementioned
Roberta Williams, who are now considered pioneers in the gaming world. Their company, Sierra online has created some
of the most memorable and technologically advanced computer games in the mid 80s into
the mid 90s, the King’s Quest series being just ONE of the many franchises the company
produced. Prior to King’s Quest, Ken and Roberta worked
on a few other parser driven games like Mystery House, a monochrome command game with cute
little scribblies as characters, and Wizard and the Princess, which also has cute little
scribblies as characters. Cute snake. In 1982, Ken and Roberta were approached by
IBM, and asked to develop a launch title for their new computer, the PC jr. It was announced in PC Magazine, and it boasted
a lot of things. Smooth animation, high quality sound, amazing
game selection! Then the PC Jr. flopped. Oops. Because of this, King’s Quest didn’t sell
very well. Or maybe it was because of this god-awful
box cover; this is NOT what the main character looks like. And you certainly don’t get a sword. Regardless, after some touch ups, minor changes,
and releasing the game on different terminals, notably the Tandy 1000, it became a HUGE success. The subtitle “Quest for the Crown” was
added for the 1987 re-release, which is the version I will be looking at. The first thing I would like to point out
are these flags waving in the wind. Ah yes, you wouldn’t think this is anything
special. But yes it is, yes it is. In fact, this is the first screen you see
in game, and that’s important because this is the first adventure game to really have
animations. At least, mainstream wise, it is considered
the first; I know these things are hard to determine but a lot of sources to point to
King’s Quest as one of the first, if not THE first adventure game to do it. Prior to this you would have static settings,
usually in a 1st person view, like you see here in Wizard and the Princess. This simple animation, happening at the same
time your character is exploring, is an innovation, something we take for granted today but very
much worth remembering. And look at this main character! Look at him! Brave Sir Graham in his cyan hat, his weird
pink shirt (maybe it’s salmon), and these supposed boots, walking! Picking up things! Falling! Falling again! Falling AGAIN. Getting squashed by a rock! This was essentially an open world title where
you control your character, give him commands, and watch him flounder about as you traverse
a sizeable map. The plot is quite simple – You are Sir Graham,
brave knight under the ruling of King Edward the Benevolent. The kingdom of Daventry has become impoverished
after three magical items were stolen by some greedy inhabitants – a magic chest, swiped
by a cloud dwelling giant, a magic mirror, taken by a fire breathing dragon, and a magic
shield, purloined by a community of Leprechauns that have been overwhelmed with an interesting
case dance hysteria. Sir Graham is tasked with finding these items,
bringing them back, and if they make it back safely he is promised the Kingdom. Rescuing the treasures will not be easy, as
there is a series of inventory object puzzles to complete before you can even try. And yes, they are hard, and yes, you can find
yourself in an unwinnable situation by doing the wrong thing. The game does not alert you when you make
a mistake, to win you must use the trial by error method, or you can do what most people
do. Cheat. This is where a lot of modern criticism for
the game stems from – the technical and artistic achievement is pretty well respected; Ken
and Roberta Williams were even honored with an Industry Icon award in 2014, Ken, being
the programmer, and Roberta being the writer and designer for many of their titles; however
present day critics have lambasted Roberta’s unforgiving puzzle design and frustrating
dead ends. To understand her motivations, I read up on
how she began conceptualizing games and why the puzzle design ended up the way it did. In the book Hackers: Heroes of the Computer
Revolution by Steven Levy, Roberta is described as a very shy, timid type, who was often afraid
to put herself out there. She had an adoration for fantasy, and as a
child would dream of grand adventures, like getting kidnapped by pirates, or being whisked
to a far off land. She states that she never really liked herself,
and to cope with that, she’d often dream of being someone else. Her younger brother suffered from epilepsy,
and she would tell him whimsical stories to delight him; it sounded like she took great
pleasure in storytelling, but because she was so passive, her drive petered out soon
after marrying Ken. The stress of adulthood, commitment, and becoming
pregnant almost immediately after their ceremony halted her creativity. According to her, it got to the point where
she was so unassertive that relied on Ken to provide a living because she, quote, “could
hardly make a phone call.” That all changed when Ken brought home a terminal,
connected it to an IBM mainframe, and booted up a new game. Despite her husband’s fascination with computers,
Roberta never liked them and found them intimidating, but with some coaxing, Ken got her to sit
at the terminal and try Adventure, a text based game written by Don Woods. To say she was captivated would be an understatement. Roberta fell in love with the complexity of
the game and would spend months drawing up maps and coming up with new methods to complete
the game’s more difficult puzzles. She didn’t find it frustrating, moreso inspiring;
instead of saying something like, “How many more things can I try to beat this damn puzzle?!”,
SHE would say, “How many more things can I try to beat this puzzle?” Roberta Williams: “I really got into it,
I just loved the idea of an interactive story and just had to play this game. I was really drawn into it, and had to finish
it. She wanted to see everything a game had to
offer, exhausting every option to get to the solutions, and when she finished it, she yearned
for more titles like it. Her early games, Mystery House and Wizard
and the Princess, were definitely inspired by her love of difficult puzzle games, and
I feel that love is even more apparent in King’s Quest. Some people think that because the game is
SO punishing, it must be because it was designed poorly or haphazardly, when in reality, everything
was implemented by choice so Roberta could share her excitement of those wildly infuriating
text based games, like Adventure, Zork, and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. She was fond of challenge, and she made damn
sure to put that aspect into her games; the storytelling drought had ended, and she put
her knowledge of high fantasy into King’s Quest with a variety of magic, fairy tales,
and mythical creatures. Let us follow Sir Graham on his journey to
become king. What kind of adventures await us? Geezus fuck. One cannot deny the intensity, maybe even
utter bullshit, of some of these puzzles. You can make wrong decisions, you can do things
out of order that prevent you from winning, you can die by messing up your footing while
climbing – it’s not merciful. And yet, when I booted this game up, knowing
that I would likely mess up even after playing it all my life, I was hit with this intense
feeling, this desire, to explore this world thoroughly. I wanted to read every text box, every description,
and yes, I even wanted to see how many absurd ways I could die. The game looks outdated by today’s standards,
but I could still feel the atmosphere and whimsical setting that Roberta was going for. Even the descriptions are written eloquently,
sometimes even poetically, to match the tone of the fairy tales that inspired it. I mean, sure; the proportions are a little
off. Pretty sure this clay bowl could second as
a toboggan, and there aren’t many characters to interact with save this woodcutter and
his wife, but I still felt something exciting. I still felt like I was on a grand adventure. While we’re in this little shack, let me
show you exactly how easy it is to die. . I think the woodcutter is hiding a portal
to hell in this house or something, I fell FAR. He and his wife didn’t even seem to notice. “Honey did you hear something stirring in
our hell chasm?” “Nope, just the screams of the tortured,
everything’s fine.” I should also mention the now infamous Rumplestilskin
puzzle, which definitely drives home Roberta’s intentions. During your journey you come across a wiley
character living in a tent by the river – he says if you can guess his name in three tries,
he will reward you. If you are familiar with fairy tale lore,
you could probably guess that this is based on Rumpelstiltskin, where a woman has three
days to guess his name. However, the answer is NOT Rumpelstiltskin,
oh no. That would be too easy. If you found the witches candy house prior
to this, you’ll have found a note that says “Sometimes it’s wise to think backwards.” Okay, cool. I’ll type it backwards and…no. That’s not what the game wants me to do
either. It wants you to use the backwards alphabet,
so it becomes this. And the letters in Rumpelstiltskin become
these, and as you can see in my playthrough I spelled his name wrong but I am assuming
it’s just spelled like this in the game on purpose. In the novelization, it’s also spelled this
way, instead of this way. I know a lot of people are going to respond
with “But HOW would you ever guess that”, and I’m going to be honest – I think with
the hint of being close with the first guess would have led me to consider the backwards
alphabet. There just aren’t that many options, and
I think when I was younger I did eventually get there, which was exactly what Roberta
wanted, she wanted me to think of every conceivable way, and to be honest this one, though notorious,
is not as bad as it seems. I do recall using the backwards alphabet as
a secret code with my friends, so perhaps that is part of how I got there. It does seem like a middle finger to the player,
but I don’t think it’s totally impossible to get to this conclusion, there’s kind
of a method to the madness. That isn’t to say you can’t make some
horrible mistakes that seem like the right answer. For example, this fire breathing dragon seems
dangerous, and hey, you found a dagger buried under a rock earlier so maybe you just need
to kill it. NO, LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE! Oh god, humanity…the bloodshed… how could
you do this? You are a bad person and you should feel bad! Anyway no, all you have to do is throw some
water at him, it’ll put out the flames, and he’ll become so embarrassed that he’ll
run away to sulk. As an aside, I always thought this Dragon
ran away to Ooga Booga land in King’s Quest 7, you know, the one who lost its spark and
we have to find some fire to bring it back. So Graham messed up this Dragon in the past,
then as Rosella, Graham’s daughter, we fix him again. And it only took 16 years! This is now official King’s Quest canon. Also, is it just me or is this Dragon very
tiny? Rainbow Randolph: It’s small but FIERCE.” So yes, the game does try to guide you to
take the high roads – Graham has always been portrayed as having morals and not wanting
to resort to violence to solve a problem. Instead of killing the Dragon, you embarrass
it. Instead of killing the Giant with a sling
and rock, you tire him out by making him chase you. Instead of killing the witch you…oh. Actually you kill the witch. But in our defense, she IS actively murdering
people and cooking them in a stew. The Dragon and Giant were just kinda minding
their own business but that Witch was a serial killer. It’s not said in this introduction, but
since the game’s fourth release a backstory was added to the lore, involving this witch. Her name is Dahlia, who previously disguised
herself as a princess in an attempt to woo King Edward. On their wedding night she revealed herself
as an evil witch, stole the three treasures from him, and hid them throughout the land. This is different from the original King’s
Quest, which states that the King had simply heard there were three magical items somewhere
in Daventry, and he just wants them, making him look like a selfish asshole. I like the addition of the witch because otherwise,
it just seems like you’re stealing from people for no reason. I pretty much ruined this Leprechaun kingdom
by taking back the shield, so I was pleased to hear they’re some of Dahlia’s pawns. On top of finding those treasures, the king
wants Dahlia destroyed, which is why you can push her into the oven and get points for
it, versus LOSING points for killing other characters. And if you are interested in even more of
the lore, the King’s Quest companion has an entire novelization. In fact, if you read this before playing any
of the games you might have a better idea of what to do, it really spells everything
out for ya. Also the maps are SO COOL. My favorite puzzle involves this very good
goat, who makes very good noises. (weird digitized goat noises) The solution
to this is partially intuitive and partially accidental – I found a carrot and decided
to offer it to the goat. That seemed like a logical decision. He liked it so much, he became my friend and
wouldn’t leave my side. Cute! So I ended up taking him with me, just me
and my goat having a grand adventure, until I came across a bridge guarded by a troll. To my surprise, the goat butts him off the
bridge, allowing me to continue my exploration and opening up new locations on the map. This is awesome, but the best part of this
puzzle is the text box that says “It is a known FACT that GOATS HATE TROLLS.” A KNOWN FACT. Well I had no idea. So if you are playing D&D and you’re in
the middle of being attacked by a bunch of nasty trolls, just go find a goat. Known fact. Hi everyone, Roses from the Editing room here
and I just want to say that I had somehow forgotten that this is a very obvious reference
to the Three Billy Goats Gruff fairy tale, and I have no idea how I forgot that. I was IN a Billy Goats Gruff play in Kindergarten. I still figured this out somewhat accidentally
because I found the goat before the troll, but still. FAIRY TALE FAIL. I do love this goat though. He’s a good boy. This all being said, even though I understand
the intentions of Roberta Williams, and personally enjoy this game now as much as I did when
I first played it, I understand why it’s not connecting with people in the present. I think people who find this game too frustrating
typically still acknowledge the game’s place in history and what it meant to computer users,
because at the time, this was a fun and exciting game that did challenge fantasy fans and fulfill
people’s desires for replayability. But players grow up, the gaming industry evolves,
our tastes change, and even I don’t think I’d desire another series in the vein of
Sierra logic. I like how things matured – Sierra shined
for a long time, then LucasArts came in and challenged that unforgiving puzzle design;
they evolved how we play adventure games even further with well thought out puzzles and
different UIs, and in modern times we get such a diverse selection of indie adventure
games with difficulty levels that vary. I adore a lot of the newer indie adventure
games that were released in the last 10 years or so, and we got to this point because developers
DID want to try new things, and make games that a new generation of people can enjoy. But Sierra games, particularly the King’s
Quest series, will always have a place in my heart. It was my introduction to gaming, it sparked
my love for the fantasy genre, and it became one of my favorite talking points on this
channel. The entire series, sans Mask of Eternity because
we do not speak of such things here, has gotten me through some really tough times; it distracted
me from a hard childhood, helped me with grieving the death of my father, and helped when I
was just simply lonely and looking for an escape. This game is like an old, familiar friend. Not like one of those weird Facebook friendships,
like an acquaintance you remember from High School and you added them because you were
curious about how they turned out and if you’re more successful than them and shit, and then
you kinda remember why you weren’t friends with them in the first place so you like…
eeeeeh. Unfriend. Definitely, definitely not that kind of friend. King’s Quest is reliable and comforting
and sometimes it pisses you off, but you love it anyway. Like my parrot! King’s Quest is like my parrot. Now that I have taken this analogy way too
far, I will conclude this video by repeating some of the wisest words ever spoken: Remember,
Save Early, and Save Often. Hey everyone, thank you so much for watching
my video on King’s Quest, I hope you enjoyed this visit back into adventure gaming. If you want to see more of what my channel
has to offer, I have such sights to show you, but first I would like to shove Patreon in
your face for the umpteenth time. No joke, it has helped me sustain my channel,
up my quality, and survive just as a person. If you wanna support my videos, please give
it some consideration, and if not, a like and a share is also appreciated. If you can’t decide on whether subbing to
my channel is a good idea or not, then why not give these videos a watch to help that? On the left we have a Murder, She Wrote review,
which is from one of my more popular series, and on the right I have a review of one of
the Nancy Drew Adventure games. Thanks again and as always, I’ll see you
in the next one.

I don’t even know

January 16, 2020 | Articles, Blog | 78 Comments

I don’t even know


What is up my cranky crew? It’s Ethan from CrankGamePlays and today we are back on addicting games playing a game called I don’t even know and I don’t- Why does this say ploy? All right, I’m gonna ploy. Free, two, one go I don’t… which men stole the cookie? UH. It’s not I am cookie No is me. I ain’t a haighvee arms. *giggle* Myself is not man. *accent* I it not I, I am cookie, no is my I hAeven’t have arms. Which man stole the cookie? I don’t know! myself? I… have no idea! How do I choose which man stole the cookie? Click on his eye…? click on his buttons? Maybe? Maybe click on his pants, his eyes, his mouth. which men stole Teh cookie. I don’t understand. I just don’t understand! Is there something hidden? Is there some- OH! He was a ghost man! Click in Steve. Next mission. What? I don’t know. Get it, have him eat. Okay? Okay, what is he eating though? He’s not really eating anything, is he? Yeah, there was no food there. How do, how joo make a’splode? Uh. Open. Open this. Oh! Key. Yes, key. Okay. Button. This? That? The other thing? Is there anything hidden here?! This?! OOh, well you’re not allowed! Next mission Wait so did get it to explode? Cover his nude. Drag meh quickness. BOSS DEFEAT What is happening?! Defeat Mr. Clown? Okay… UH, how? Pop all of his balloons what’s- happening here?! Draw. Okay. I’m drawing. I’m scribbling I’m making art, next mission. If I just click at random shit?! Which light are hotter? That one. Sure, I totally understand. Fix rocket. Okay, so first, first, first you gotta put this in. Nope first you got to put this, This in there… Nope. First you gotta, you gotta take the pizza, put it, put it, put it, put it in your mouth put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth. Put it here. Okay, plant right there as well! Gear there. Yep. And then put this there yep, okay, wait. Oh, oh Oh, you give them plants and pizzas. I understand now! Find meh! Supposed to do that, sir? *his faaace* How am I supposed to know which one of you is the one? Do I just go through all of ’em? until I find The one ring that rules them all?! The one ring to find them! I don’t really understand… Owah! HAHAHA Airport security. Okay, I’m gonna drag it. Okay, I got anything on your, on your, on your belt there, sir? No? *Ethan made sound affects* Ok I think they’re good. I think they’re all set. Oh wait. That kid had him something I don’t know what he had, but paper or plastic. Let’s go paper cuz, or, or both not both I’m sorry did I? Am I winning, or what am I doing? Anybody home? Hello? Knock knock. Ring ring on the doorbell! Ring ring. Knock.. knock knock Anybody in the window…? Anybody, anybody here, am I all alone? Just like always okay. Oh, if I continually press on the door…bell. Then somebody comes. U is the life of teh party I love that Okay, hold on. Wait we gotta, oh! So we just had to make them more and more and more happy. Dance show, get in. Okay you go there You go there, and you go there. Yes, perfect dance. Enjoy surround sounds. Oh, you have to have ears to enjoy. There you go. Aw look at that little face. That’s adorable Make any wish, okay. Blow out, blow out the candles. Blow ’em all out. Take em all out. Take em all out, one by one by one. Uh yea *Ethan’s trying sounds* There! Your wish came true! Lobster hands! I’ve always wanted lobster hands! Deal or no deal? Stop, are joo sure? Yeah, sure. Thanks, Hallie. Uh… Deal or no deal… Do I have to do something with it? Oh not my earrings! What I don’t know how. I don’t know… eyy there we go. He’s stealthy. Yes. No, I like it. I like it when he’s. Whoo. Oh, we made him a ninja, okay…? Deny agreement, okay, I’m gonna. I’m gonna, Mr. Funky. I agree to Nasty foods. No, no wait! How do I, oh no, oh there we go? Whoo I spilled all my coffee all over the place. Where harry potter? I don’t understand. I don’t understand is harry potter in here? Wait. Oh Harry Potter was under the invisibility cloak, okay! Hide the evidence, okay. Recycle bin, Fun.Doc, there we go. Flash, uh there we go. Homework, okay hide the evidence. Evidence. Evidence. Oh! What do we do? I don’t know… Where’s my fireworks? Why would they be in the grill? I don’t understand why they oOoh You make the grill real hot and then all the fireworks go off. Joor liscence, Mr. It’s an ugly picture of an ugly guy. This one. That’s a playing card. This one hugo go card. They’re fake. Best buy. I love Best Buy. Alright I don’t even know Right Click okay, click here to win the game. Clicks here to not win the game. Click here to win the game. You win! OKAY, well uh. I guess I won. I don’t really know what happened at all with that game. I do love that someone went to the trouble to make that though. Just like, people back then, like, making games to just make games. It’s really cool. It’s really fun and like not… I feel like a lot of people I mean this is sort of a generalization, but a lot of people are like, trying to like, copy others and like, uh like get what’s trending and stuff. Like we saw that a lot with like Five Nights At Freddy’s. There were so many remakes and like, People, obviously feel free to make whatever you want to make! But it’s kind of cool and refreshing to see something like this. Which is like kind of pointless. I don’t wanna, it’s not like a bad thing or anything, but it’s just like kind of pointless and super random. But it’s fun! So, uh, if you want to test out this game for yourself, see if you can get a different ending! I don’t know if there are different endings… Go on the link in the description below, so thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed, if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face!! and I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all, stay cranky. Bye!

Top 10 Scary Multiplayer Games You Need To Play


You’ll never get a hold of me strawberry
smiggles! Because they’re banana flavored. Greetings gamers and welcome back to top 10
gaming, i’m your host connor munro and I don’t know what to say. If you’re new here or
haven’t yet be sure to hit like and subscribe for daily gaming content. Multiplayer games
are fun, you get to hang out with friends who may be on the other side of the world,
or make some new ones. But most multiplayer games aren’t scary because you’re with
friends. But which multiplayer games manage to keep their scare factor, even when you’re
with your best buds? That’s what we’re exploring with today’s list of the Top 10
Scary Multiplayer Games You Need To Play. Roll the intro.
#10 Secret Neighbor Secret Neighbor is a multiplayer social horror
game set In the Hello Neighbor universe. 6 kids try to sneak into their creepy neighbor’s
house, trying to get into the locked basement door, only to realize that one of them is
the neighbor in disguise. The events of this game take place between the first and second
act of the original Hello Neighbor game, and im assuming it’s a group of random kids
instead of the player character from the original game. As the neighbor you can choose from
several classes and use everything in your power to prevent the kids from succeeding.
Initially you are in disguise and it is up to you to gain the trust of your fellow players
to lure them away from the group and make them disappear. You have bear traps, secret
rooms and smoke bombs at your disposal to make sure you succeed, rather than these uncontrollable
spawn. #9 Hide and Shriek
Hide and shriek is a 1 on 1 multiplayer first person survival horror battle. Each match
consists of 10 minutes, where your objective is simple, scare the living daylights out
of your opponent and make them drop a fat one on the floor, or they die. The player
with the most points at the end will win, you get points by scaring your opponent, luring
them into traps, and preforming an ancient ritual. But there is one thing that may hinder
you. You’re both invisible. Use your surroundings to locate your opponent, use your surroundings
to make them think they found you and lure them into a trap. You will need to have a
keen eye to catch where they are, are you up for the challenge? The game is free to
play on steam so be sure to get your friend to grab it too!
#8 SCP Secret Laboratory Another free to play horror game available
right now on steam! SCP Secret Laboratory is another multiplayer game where you have
the chance to play some of your favorite SCP monsters. Take on the role of a scientist,
Class D worker, Nine Tailed fox, Chaos insurgency agent or an SCP object in order to accomplish
your tasks and win the game. Each team has their own objectives and only wins once they
are all complete. The game includes 35 achievements and microphone compatible multiplayer, meaning
you don’t need friends to play this game with! You can just play with randoms and you’ll
have just as much, if not more fun! The game is higher on the list because while scary
there are more funny moments then not. The SCPs within the game are terrifying and if
you’re not the one controlling them then you best be on your toes. Anything goes in
this every team for themselves game. But who’s side are you on?
#7 The Forest If you know me, you know this had to be on
the list. Yes recently ive been talking about The Forest a lot but that’s just because
it’s a damn good game. My friend Cameron got me into it and now I keep bugging him
to play but he wont. Typical Cameron, you think I forgot about jujitsu? Because I know
you did. Joking aside this game is just incredible for multiplayer. Sure it makes it slightly
easier but it makes it harder too. Especially when playing with harder difficulties. Let
me give you some tips on how Cameron and I are thriving in out multiplayer world. Live
next to the ocean, We used to live in a lake since the cannibals couldn’t get to us,
oh yeah the monsters you fight are humanoid cannibals and grotesque mutants B T dubs.
But living by the ocean on the beach gives you a constant supply of food. Just chuck
a plastic straw out there and you’ll get like 12 coming in dead. There isn’t any
straws in this game, but they constantly come ashore for you to kill and dry the meat out,
plus you get shells for more and more water collectors. It’s the perfect spot, especially
near the fertile lands. Oh yeah the list, its scary, its great, you all play as a polygamous
gay group of fathers looking for your dead child on a mutant infested island. It’s
great. There is also a giant worm dragon. #6 Deceit
Love games where you have to lie to your friends? Well deceit is the true horror version of
Secret Neighbor. Deceit tests your instincts in an action filled multiplayer first person
shooter horror. Surrounded by 5 others, a third of your group has been infected with
a deadly virus and tasked with killing all the innocent players. As an innocent your
goal is to stay alive, traverse three zones and escape through a safety hatch as the infected
want to pick you off one by one. Can you spell innocent backwards? This game is literally
the scary version of any deception game you’ve played. Trouble in Terrorist town, nope. One
night, Got nothing on this. Secret neighbor, HA please. After playing this game you can
never trust your friends again. You think you know their tells? Their lying voice? Well
if you’re so confident put your money where your mouth is. The game is again FREE on steam!
Pick it up! It also has some DLCs for purchase that allow you to be either a werewolf or
a vampire. Ah, the age old question. #5 Friday the 13th
Based on the film franchise of the same name this survival horror game where you can either
take on the role of a crystal lake counselor or Jason Voorhees himself. Play with up to
7 other players and hope you’re the fun one. As a counselor you can temporarily stun
Jason using firecrackers and bear traps as well as various projectile and melee weapons
that are found dotted around the map. Your main objective is to stay alive and escape
along with your other counselors. The game was originally multiplayer only, but recently
a single player mode was added. The mode ads objective based quests that will have you
recreating scenes from the movies, as well as playing against AI based counselor bots.
The game may have a single player mode now but it is definitely a multiplayer game at
its core. And its worth a try, especially if you can get enough friends together so
you don’t get any Randoms. Its just better that way.
#4 Dead By Daylight You knew both this an the last number had
to be on the list, but these are the well-known games on this list. And most of you have already
tried it, so I decided to reserve the top 3 for games you probably haven’t tried,
but should. Dead by daylight is a multiplayer 4 v 1 horror game where one random player
takes control of a savage killer, and the other 4 play as survivors who are trying to
escape the killer without being caught. There is a total of 12 unique killers and 6 from
some of your favorite franchises. Such as Michael Myers, Ghostface, the demogorgon,
leather face, Freddy Crueger and The Pig from the saw franchise. The survivors are able
to work together or favor their own lives, making the game world feel dynamic and realistic.
Because would you honestly save someone from a bear trap if the freaking mountain from
game of thrones was on a mass murder spree and was looking for you? No, I don’t think
you would. I wouldn’t. #3 Cry of Fear
Cry of fear is the scariest game on the list, and while this co-op experience may not be
about avoiding a player taking on the role of a killer, that can honestly speak volumes.
Most of these games rely on players to get the scares, but Cry of Fear is fully co-operative
meaning you’ll get scared even with your friends around. You play as a young man desperately
searching for answers, finding your way through the city as you slowly descend into madness.
There is over 8 hours of gameplay with up to 3 other players, so 4 total. And multiple
endings with over 20 unlockables, and an unlockable extra campaign after beating the single player
versoin. The game started off as a half-life 1 mod and after 4 years it was finally a stand-alone
game available for free on steam. I don’t remember playing this game but I have like
80 minutes on record with it, and it’s in my library. I really don’t know why because
I would have been to scared to play this. And I didn’t have 4 friends who played games
regularly so. Or even 4 friends. #2 Last Year
Last year is in a similar vein to dead by daylight, except it puts you in the center
of your own 90’s horror film. Play as one of 5 classmates or the killer in one of the
various maps, and stop the students from escaping. As the killer you get to pick a deck of 3
different killers, who after they die will take ime to respawn, forcing you to play another.
This concept is very interesting and I didn’t even know about it or this game until I looked
things up for this list. After watching a little bit of gameplay I knew I wanted to
try it so I bought it as soon as I got home. As the survivors you get to pick a class,
which all have different abilities and their own strengths when working together. You have
an escape plan, but the killer knows it. So you need to execute that plan, while trying
to not get caught. The killer can place traps, become a ghost and move really quickly or
just be a giant spider and I hate that unless I’m the monster. This is the only reason
I play this game. Do you prefer being the killer or the survivor? Let me know in the
comments and what you pick will say a lot about you.
#1 Stay Out Stay out is a strange one, it’s a horror
MMORPG with shooter elements. Discover a world full of dangerous and incredible events. It
has its own laws and principles. Become one of the stalkers, a group of people living
the romance of the unknown, able to overcome any trials in search of artifacts on the territory
of the alienation zone. Take a look beyond the unknown where the secrets of nature and
deadly dangers await. This whole game is based on multiplayer, being an MMORPG. It is in
free early access and while it may not look terrifying, oh boy it will be. With monsters
lurking in the shadows and terror at every turn, you’ll be sure to actually be crapping
yourself within the first hour of playing. And since it’s free and early access, why
not try it out? There we have it friends the Top 10 Scary
Multiplayer Games You Need To Play. What did you think of this list, are there any scary
multiplayer games you know about that weren’t here, or are you looking for someone to play
with? Let’s start a conversation in the comments and maybe you’ll get a party going
for Stay Out. If you enjoyed be sure to like and subscribe to join the clan, and ring the
notification bell to level up. Thank you all so much for watching I have been and shall
remain connor munro….

3 Scary Horror Games #1

January 9, 2020 | Articles, Blog | 48 Comments

3 Scary Horror Games #1


I’m out of here what was so much screaming Oh what the hell was what the bed TV have legs you clicked on this video and you sealed your fate welcome back to another video guys that you boy Papa fear raiser and today we are playing siren head by Trevor Henderson Willis based on the based on the creature by Trevor Henderson but hey look guys so as you can see here this game has almost got a PlayStation 1 style graphic quality to it but don’t let that deter you from the fact that this is a terrifying game based on this creature called siren head now I don’t know if you know what siren head is but you know it’s been it’s been being passed around a lot lately and that sounds like a siren right now yeah so I don’t know what I don’t really know a whole lot about siren head over to the fact that it is a 40-foot tall scary-looking creature and I’m a little worried what’s this right here scratch marks these weren’t made by any animal I know of what he was he still saying something just somewhere she still commentary oh sorry what’s this so there’s this appears to be some sort of Oh a scrap of a shirt looks like there was a struggle interesting interesting stuff as you can see guys we’ve got some crazy 4k quality graphics here but ya know this is a pretty scary game if you guys wait if you want to try this game guys I’m gonna leave it in the description below for you more strange scratch marks interesting all right well I’m not really enjoying these giant oh the scratches seem to lead up here now I don’t know why any reasonable human would do this you know just continue to follow these scratch marks but we’re gonna we’re gonna do it together also have you I left a like and subscription can comment like subscribe thanks appreciate you yeah all right we’ll go over here what way whoa whoa could that be oh no oh no I have to get back to the truck now okay let’s go what guys oh the thing is huge oh no no no no no no we don’t beat you is it the purge music oh no no no no no oh goodness yes it is that’s terrifying okay yep that’s Louise that’s hilarious I just did a purge series for that I’m out of here what was so much screaming oh that’s terrifying that is terrifying okay we’ll move to the truck oh my god oh we made it alright let’s get out of here I Drive with my eyes closed by the way oh really there’s no wow wow that was really it Wow okay well that has to be the shortest scary game I’ve ever played in my life midnight mama dead her asleep and you know what that means I’m just kidding I just added that in it’s time to go watch TV what is poppin you guys what’s poppin la-z-boy pop your razor I don’t know what that was and welcome to another scary game guys today we’re playing a game called TV night and as you can see I’m a young kid in my room or I’m assuming I’m a kid or I’m very short I don’t know and we’re just where we we’re lookin around let me examine alright school let’s open we’re Michael my clothes are very pixely getting minecraft vibes alright so we’re just gonna explore down the hall and cool so mom and dad are asleep as you know that’s the premise of the game and we have to go watch TV I don’t want to make a make up wake up my parents okay well we don’t want to wake up mommy and daddy so um let’s uh keep exploring we’ll just go down this hall oh wow they got a big house they left the TV on I wonder what they were watching let’s go check it out guys let’s go down the stairs okay it’s my favorite channel oh nice I love this show I sit down i’ma just examine okay all channels show static I better check back or check the back now check back then alright there’s a VHS tape stuck to the back of the TV I don’t know why I went Australian but no it’s over always fun find my tapes I bet it’s just mom trying to scare me yo Loki another tape in the garage yo Loki if I was watching something on a VHS and this is like the one thing that freaks me out about VHS is even though they’re not really a thing anymore is like people tampering with them and like you you turning them on and finding like secret messages now that freaks me out uh you know what actually now while we’re here guys I got some I got I got a probably call you guys out on this on something I’ve noticed that a lot of you guys can’t make it through three minutes of these videos three minutes are you scared is it too scary guys you are a part of the pop afiyah razor that’s right family you are strong you are tenacious and I’m sure you could last more than three minutes can you last four if you can last more than three minutes I will literally if you leave a comment I will reply and I will say something personal to you that’s right I’m not just gonna be like hey thanks I will be like I love you and hi and so there you go that’s that’s pop of fears challenge of the day I got a nice ring to it if you can last more than three minutes I will be impressed and I will comment and reply to you all right I’m hearing a dog whimper all right we’re supposed to go in the garage let’s go in the garage guys let’s check it out is this the garage no I don’t want to go out there is this or the garages oh it’s worth of garages sure grab the flashlight all right sweet now we have a flashlight and we can see this minecraft map better so let’s go we got the tape all right let’s go put the tape in the TV and let’s watch good job but there are still more tapes to find you’re kidding the storage room that’s right here okay all right is in the storage room right here oh it’s so it is way look who did this this is did this let’s put it in don’t be afraid okay your parents are haunting a help wait what I didn’t read that that’s my room all right well oh I’m hearing weird noises guys Oh what TV have legs I’m concerned nan there’s music is that is that Miley Cyrus way way way way why is Miley Cyrus in my room all right well maybe I just like my Lisa okay I’m not gonna look at that I think I’m supposed to look at that I don’t like this was a look at that oh god what’s happening my screen what’s the next one almost there does that even mean I’m very very close okay Paulo what exactly are we doing here my parents bath there was something in the Baja is that a hand um what’s going on what’s happening yo someone’s knocking on the door oh I can’t open it I can only look through the peep oh [Laughter] don’t make me do it okay here we go what kind of cool graphics is this okay so it appears that through the peephole is the is the 2d dimension and here we are in the 3d dimension mom and dad warned me about this alright well nonetheless mama Papa the TV has grown legs and I don’t know what to do I’m but a young child who loves Miley Cyrus alright I’m going in alright we’re mom and dad hmm good question okay Oh guys [Music] oh it’s hitting me Miley Cyrus will say was do what I liked the most about you nothing will stop you kidding me really what ones are you Wow Wow that was that was that sure was some welcome back guys to another scary game it’s a boy pappa fear raiser today we’re playing a game called unaware were you aware that this is a scary game cuz I wasn’t until I started playing it alright anyways that was awful Joe you have collected some of your first items press I to view your inventory okay and welcome the right look I’m looking pretty good right there alright so oh god yeah I should light the candle okay so maybe we should light the candle so what is this game good question I don’t know oh oh simple okay cool uh what’s this say got my journal I lit my candle this tutorial okay cool open this the book you just found will be your own journals with the game that’s very cool so we’ve got this old looking house let’s let’s start exploring a little bit I think open these up we’ve got some booties you know are they some blood stones maybe let’s check can I put them on oh wait walk on the ice the floor is chilly I need boots well eat that straightforward open these up we’ll see if there’s anything in there nothing sweet now is a good part of the game [Music] mmm-hmm you know just might take a little deuce let’s take a look outside for a second looking looking beautiful outside you know what I could appreciate the fact that it’s foggy but it’s a clear sky that’s pretty cool I like that and the trees are moving so kudos kudos you guys alright I should take the candle with me oh we can take the candle all right cool hey and I got a little hand animation let’s go through together guys let’s go through together okay I should see if there were anyone here I need to know where I am and how to get here I haven’t got a clue okay I gotta call out some games for a second what is up with so many scary games being the person waking up and not having any memory what is that about oh there’s a little ghost girl just ran by let’s see what’s here what size is a key we’ve got a key got some cigars we got a box and somebody’s knocking on the door take it hello pizza guy of course course of the pizza guy oh alright well I happened I should look for a missing piece in the journal here Chessmaster I found a nice chessboard it looks like a puzzle but some pieces are missing I should look for the missing pieces okay so we’ve got a quest here amnesia I woke up in this big house but I don’t know where I am furthermore I don’t remember anything not even my name well isn’t that a shame and The Hunger sent us all feel weakness through my body I should see if I can find something to eat restore full health cool well you know truth be told I’m kind of hungry too but here I am wait this is locked not for long baby Oh wrong key come on so what are these items here we’ve got a candle okay we’ve got a chest piece so let’s lay this chess piece down so we need to find a couple more that’s that’s fine let’s open this up um what all right so we’ve also got a fine dice so let’s uh let’s continue hey wait wait wait wait wait where’s my candle was that burning before I don’t remember okay all right well I just give myself a little bit The Forbidden Kingdom the King had a no plant first he placed the two marks on his map and then he ordered the King wait and then the king ordered a party of four nights with a long lance and twelve soldiers with short swords to go on an adventure outside Forbidden Kingdom the kingdom was praying that the party was successful return back to the kingdom of the Treasury you can tell I appreciate a good story this looks like the living room very open okay so I’ll admit Sofer I’m not feeling too spooked out I mean the music’s kind of getting me oh what’s this okay I don’t know what I’m doing well you know what I thought I had this but I don’t I’m just gonna back away now okay oh and there’s my candle sweet thank goodness Oh No let me do that let’s take some bananas you know we’re feeling hungry whatever scary games make you hungry these carrots all right I don’t have all what I need to light up the stove yet let’s go in this room and it’s locked wait wait a second whoa that kind of got me let’s put the keys hey it fits nice let’s open this up what’s in here oh oh I don’t like this guy’s oh oh I gotta go down Oh Oh No the atmosphere has changed Oh God Oh what was that what is happening you tell me man oh god the spookiness so wheel in here oh I mean I don’t know what’s this a circle is to the left of a red figure a red figure is to the left of a green figure this is a clue oh stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop god I hate whispering noises alright so we found a clue of some kind and we need to put it to good use let’s take a look at what we got soldiers for Knights okay it’s probably to do with the chest piece a circle is to the left of a red figure not quite sure what that means what’s this alright we’re back here again can I take the key though okay I can real talk can you imagine back in like the 1800s when you only had candles I must been freaky we’re gonna go down in the basement and we’re gonna try and open that door are you guys ready okay here we go oh god I can’t see anything this was some mistake uh I’m just feeling around for the other okay it’s pitch black in here oh crap it’s the wrong key oh god oh god oh god I’m gonna bang upstairs oh that was awful oh that was a bad idea that was a bad idea what did I do that alright well we gotta find wood and we gotta find cube so let’s maybe go back upstairs let’s just maybe light some of this up again doo doo doo doo doo doo doo nothin ooh there’s a star to the right of a square oh hey hey we can talk about this what are you doing what are you doing I’m gonna give you a little kick if you don’t go away whoa whoa whoa hello mister my name is Elizabeth um what is your name and why are you doing in my house what is this we have a conversation here I do not know I do not even know where I am I do not recognize this house can you tell me but you have to help me first Oh God what do you want what do you need help with I cannot find my violin my mom’s put it away because she’s upset now I want to play it again you want to just play your violin randomly okay I will be very happy if you can retrieve it for me I will try finding your violin okay okay this is weird random little girl just kind of walking in circles maybe I was normal back that I don’t know well I’m a little weirded out now you know this game kind of started to feel a little dull and now it’s uh getting worse that do anything that doing it oh I don’t like that have you found my violin yet no I haven’t can you go away creepy child please alright well let’s let’s go find this girl’s violin I suppose cuz she’s creeping me out alright listen let’s go downstairs maybe maybe the violins in the basement alright well you know what I’m fine we couldn’t find it down here cuz the basement sucks I don’t know I don’t know let’s let’s see if we can’t find anything I think the game would have glitched a little bit on us [Music]


hi everyone welcome to my Eternal
Battlefield gameplay video guys this game has just been released on Steam
within the week pretty much Eternal
Battlefield is a game where you run around with a massive
amount of units to take down I guess a whole bunch of different AI creatures
should be fun I hope you guys enjoy pretty much Eternal
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welcome bonus here 10,000 coins okay I’m pretty sure I said 10,000 coins then let
some blind know it definitely did okay all this guy looks awesome
nice what I want to do a ranked match okay let’s play a ranked match we’re
just gonna jump straight into the game here apparently all the opposition is AI
but your teammate is a player so it’s pretty interesting very interesting
setup either way but there’s my teammate there I’m hoping that’s a player god I
hope so okay I really do either way tutorial
battle probes permanent eagle eye effect okay there’s some enemies here let me to
attack the enemies you guys all we have to do is just literally run into the
enemies I think I almost died there they let me careful
right-click okay just right-clicking spawn some troops and I think cool
top-left corner of the screen you can see that there’s a whole mini-map here
that’s pretty sweet just trying to find some troops to attack yeah that’s gonna
attack those troops I should do it okay right now sweet it’s doing very good
with growing here guys are this nice resurrect to troops so just keep
resurrecting troops every time I move my mouse around we actually move around it
looks like here as well so I don’t have any money get to actually purchase any
items at the moment it just seems like I’m just growing my troops essentially I
know I can recruit crossbow okay I just recruited some crossbowmen
it’s pretty cool I actually like this game so far I mean just started playing
I like the concept of it I mean if you could versed players I’d be great
but I think that’s the case right now outlaw night submerged because outlawed
nights around to chase them down what’s down here here’s one outlaw nine let’s
just engage the night should poke would be able to destroy the night maybe he’s
chasing after me I don’t want to die here I don’t know how much health I
really have at the moment let me just warn some more nights they just want
some more nights in and leveled up fantastic
alright that’s should be really good for us live we’re level twenty night there’s
level 24 then we try and go off this level 24 if I can just trying to go
after level 24 now is over 22 should be able to win this one theoretically let’s
find out yeah he’s dead I reckon we got him just warning some more nights
we’re overpowering this guy his dad we eliminated 10 green there you go
everyone we did it haha look at our army now how cool is this but now we’re
fighting let’s go at level 41 should be able to take him down spawning some big
nights in a second here if I can yep there we go
just spawning some big nights leveled up let’s focus fire on this little dweeb
now he’s dead this guy’s so dead Fraser is dead
yup phrase is dead then we resurrect all my troops just resurrected 59 troops
there’s a pit Lord where’s the pit Lord all here we go Wow look at this showdown
Oh leo want to summon some wizards here there’s
an outlaw tonight it’s gonna take him out nice almost dead right is dead excellent we’re doing good here guys
doing very good just slow it up have a holy power
ability not ice just use my ultimate yeah triple kill awesome we’re crushing
it right now this game’s great so far this game is
actually very very cool man looking around the map now I have to move
downwards here’s another pit Lord you’re gonna try
and take on the pit Lord now all just got hurt better sit back a bit get
little did some damage what should I summon one right so I can try to take on
the pit night either pit lord or enemies Sam be careful here do be careful dude
don’t get hurt really wanna kill this pit Lord if I can
just very strong at the moment but else kind of sports sports more nights in
it’s once or more nights in we haven’t died yet hit Lords almost dead
my ultimate ability is almost back here as well there’s my teammate as I
defeated the pit Lord even though I did you’re joking me I DeFede the pit Lord
not as our buddy game that’s right either way I just lost all my troops
doing that then it’s resurrected all my troops nice now it’s stuck together that
army dude arm it looks so cool hell yeah here we go
haha big damage I’m use my ultimate no eyes level up baby just so what up I want to try and
sporting the big nights if I can head over I’ve been saying did a Quadra kill
it’s done hell yeah that was awesome everyone that was so fun at the moment
we’re crushing it how many coins did I get oh yeah give me those coins battle
reward time 16 oh my god know your ranking for team ranking 1 ok
that’s pretty cool they leave that’s us you’re pretty fun man what else been to
another rank to match they have normal match there as well just legions
selected blinds ha human health I’m dead I’m gone dead if I won – mmm
sugar I’m dead everyone here we go L I guess we can go on dead let’s go on dead
so harvest select it I’m dead oh yeah alright let’s go
it applies the undead now this should be good hopefully if all goes well she’ll
be out of crushing don’t problem is I need to figure out
how to I guess continuously level up but now I know how to play a little bit
better here let’s go when I run to the left what the hell is
Q do is too short q does at the moment you a whole bunch of enemies gonna use Q
do you hasn’t really done that much at all right now just try and take down
these Muppets they’re almost dead there we go done honestly every time I kill
someone I like turn them into zombies I just press where I’m running on 11 guys
dice we’re growing pretty big here dude we’re up to thirteen sixteen now
excellent it’s keep moving 118 at the moment out of 60 population
there’s a whole bunch of enemies nice really dominating right now I leveled up
already dude when I summon some big fat troll type creatures or ogres they’re
all dead nice try number one timed at around 35
already we are just acing this game right now
unbelievably acing the game okay let’s get trade yeah I want to track down the
enemies I’m gonna kill the players or guess the AI technically where they’re
running from me let’s go tear down these two here we go look at this everyone
look at these two down here come on I want to kill them all they’re running
from me again to keep running from me gonna try and kill all the plays here if
I can yeah here we go excellent seven five four three two one
and dead destroy the player awesome now we’re maxed out we have 60 troops
already do we have 60 troops oh my god just killed another player three rivals
left’s gonna go take out the next rival big Elvin army so I can regenerate some 33 and in a
regenerate oh here we go nice stay in the fight
we won yup level up start of a triple kill need more supplies apparently okay
there we go now I can actually summon their summoned some sort of massive Nile
with the purple play that’s a cool adds hell yeah we’ve just killed everyone on
the whole map pretty much at this point trying to track down the enemies here
three enemies left just swarm all of those Knights everyone
we were running she keeps running from me there we go dead eliminated team
green it’s how you do it keep moving keep moving come on come on
arjan max population so I can’t do anything right now even I want to do
let’s take the pit Lord just gonna attack the hello’s pit Lord dude nice
damage down the pit Lord actually making some very nice damage excellent pit Lords almost dead
slowly but surely he’s almost dead but it’s doing so much damage I love it well
I’ll be undead so far yes destroyed the pit Lord has done very
nice okay okay I think we’re ready keep moving on max population right now
here we go this guy’s putting up a fight no I reckon we won it yes Oliver we did
a man pentakill I killed all the enemies dude we are so powerful holy hell is
great number one that’s right collect everything 1100
coins trial data now what am I rust
– hey rust – apparently my worries I think they’re all reversing your
commanders here we go rank match our lives okay this is a
battle arena game which requires cooperation okay no worries claim 10,000
coins again cool what’s got 10,000 coins again I’m twenty two thousand coins
every one pretty cool what else going through these badges here apparently so
apparently gains pay to win as well I don’t know you guys honestly I don’t not
too sure how the game would be pay to win at the moment well I guess I can see
if you have to spend money in a steam game it’s a free to play game though so
you gotta remember that down tease with test bounties they just claim the bounty
they’re possessed schools possess cross spoilers defeat players is easy summon
here we go what’s this free summon day in what does this do summon everyone armored protector normal okay no worries
do I even care about that I guess we can go summon times five right as I said do I even care about all this
everyone or not really that’s a line hard and care outline hi I
like being undead wait to summon that one times one not enough gems no well I
guess I’ll keep doing this Oh destiny sigh all seven times five
I’ll just keep spending my money I keep getting heaps of money anyway
oh good secondary summon unlock a grade or okay cool just keep on spending all
the money here guys there we go better a whole bunch of these little cards you’re
not too sure what they’re all about at the moment that’s okay selecting awaken Hey just awaken him now
he’s stronger that’s pretty cool unlock the pet for gems and 15,000 coins okay
so each unit has like okay upgrades that’s pretty sweet guys that’s really
cool that’s what you can spend your money if you want to oh my god there’s
rates of units that’s so sweet okay cool okay what else we got down
here the scythe awaken the side awakened guess it means is stronger obviously all
right let’s go play excellent prank the match I’m rushed to selected let’s go the old one will my god we’re no match
for someone gold one right should be fun hoping there’s different
types of maps around or is it just the same app over and over again maybe we’re
both undead right now okay interesting what is this down here just
picked up something then then what the hell that was here’s the enemy’s anyway
it’s not attacking the enemies pretty decent damage just start off with that
one crush them there we go done run nine now nine units at the moment
I’m just going to try and keep on harassing the enemies here if I can I collect as many souls as I can as well
there we go killed them now up to 13 undead units guys already doing good
you’re just shorts down here some sort of bomb or something you looks like what
is this I don’t know idea what the hell that is
interesting a movie anyway well a bunch of these eyes eyes everywhere weird
oh some more enemies to kill at least that’s good let me yeah build some of
these fat ogres so someone’s got first blood nice
we resurrect 130 units at the moment every one and we just leveled up awesome
hunting players playing the top of the screen here looks like here we go
here we go aw Jimmy a fair fire looks like gonna be a very fair fight I could
lose this one potentially just spawned in some sort of ghouls my teammates
coming to help nice very nice indeed there’s my teammates helping a bit just
resurrected my army again he’s on the run we’re gonna zola on the run look at
this yeah he’s back up to 30 holy hell now did he just get to 30
again so I want to know let’s keep chasing him move this over he just keeps
running just keeps running he’s dead surely yeah he’s dead
nice did good more units up here and we quickly get them buddy oh what a game is
to turn into a now summon anything else at the moment not really I need to level
up just curious to see what the hell this does
I want to sure other than summon anything anyway someone was trying to invade the world
God fire is spreading they st. Bad’s about to happen here these we can walk
through the trees that’s good hit Lord descended there’s a bit Lord
now right just picking up the rest of the enemies here excellent resurrect eight of them they
were going maxed out we haven’t max army there’s a player
down here we’re gonna chase down this player will show us a la whatever well
it seemed to me here we go here we go alright it’s gonna be a big one level up
nice we just love it off there’s a pretty intense one and he just
wore my super units if I can there we go super units spawned in
excellent base and now have the super unit so down like the 68 great stuff but
pumps now ready to fight pit Lord try and kill it strip it Lord now that was
almost dead yup pit Lord’s dead great and he grabbed the pit Lord now he’s at
the pit Lord as a pet and play is down here level up there’s my ultimate which
is my ultimate somehow I didn’t kill him no my ultimate went off as well it’s
pretty funny I’m maxed out chasing on the other player now excellent
there’s a winner for us I think everyone easily yep it’s over
you’re sure you won this come on game maybe these battle going on right now
level up nice the games still gone I thought we won
this already but you’re such a big army right now it’s ridiculous honestly in combat here as well looks
like hinder resurrect I maxed out there already play out here we go plays up
here just sort of play on the map weird oh here we go she’s my ultimate nice 19 kills with the
ultimate beautiful crushing the player – let’s even get the last kill yeah I got
the last killer I can I actually did it yes I got the last cue of the game – wait hold on give me those coins
that’ll reward times 10 so I 800 coins can’t complain you’re ranking 5 team
ranking ok two stars Russ – oh that was a bit
intense wasn’t it everyone might run plays the elves now something a bit
different hey go start with the elves let’s do it I like that it is I guess versing AI but
as I said we recall we play is definitely will be cool
hopefully the elves are powerful I don’t even know if they are and I honestly
let’s do this all right then walking around their wall
glades runs my world of warcraft dude legit this is a different map by the way
never seen this map before you’re gonna have people that know how these maps
work and stuff I have no idea I just started playing the game okay he’s enemy
player try and take him down if we can try and get an army up here if I can as
well come on II to resurrect already they get five souls to resurrect there
we go twelve nice there’s a play down here he’s on six dude is on six already
might be able to grab him digitally might be able to kill him here his enemies are they he try and chase
his play down and keep trying to die literally just chase him over and over
again always a nun player there which one I want to go for down here maybe
it’s in the corner nice level up just hide some more units more range units
looks like they’re they keep on chasing this unit down if I can keeps you
running over and over again over this constantly running 35 units then I have
excellent gonna spare more war gleaves if I can there we go yep jota’s chasing down the units come on
stop running from me you coward who’s everyone is literally something chasing
the players just say oh I whatever all the same to me they’re all gonna die the
same way baby nice got on the run big time
oh yeah dead get our first kill baby out all night Simon urged okay here we go
big army whoa it’s quite the battle here this battle
everyone dawn big time then I’m running for me a day
you run from me now I’m sprinting hahahaha come on gonna keep going there’s only
down to one player do get one unit you serious dude come on start ready it’s
over all right over my friend yes double kill nice if I maxed out at the moment
again I want to know how to hell to increase my population guys I’d love to
know how to do that honestly we’re going to take out these little guys down here
now all night let’s try and take them out nice damage dude
oh there’s he pushing back over and over again how good this do this now the
pound man Alan I can’t do anything is dead that’s it
dead weight pushing the unit’s down here drop to the altars are about to emerge
just slow it up as well nice there’s a player yeah here we go oh that’s nice
out all night that’s okay keep smashing him no I didn’t get owned by absolutely
owned or trans with any player but I’ll have the outlaw Knights attacking me
here we go I try run back a bit I was not expected
to round tonight’s jeez what’s your push back big time just regenerate my army
let’s run back intact excellent that’s better like I don’t have my ultimate
buddy oh yes big flowers have just been put down on the field right play is dead
again yes one rival left where’s the last rival I wonder come up the next enemy guys if we can
somewhere around here God fire is burning you’re talking about God fire is
burning where’s the fire burning there he is up here nice yup just ran into him
it’s Oliver I there’s killed him let’s kill the enemy then I swear just a
Quadra kill all right we joking I think I just got the enemy heal dude if I did
I’m so happy how much call that I get 18 times 8 oh really
so we got more than that you’re ranking 5 team ranking 1 3 stars
again that’s very cool yeah there are four
kills it’s way all right no worries well everyone
that’s a channel battlefield so far okay fun game I reckon I might play one more
time as this night cuz that was the first time I played as him before
thank you my lord you’re amazing yeah your people they left I’m just up grab
my units here awakened this guy here is awakened good what else we got n awake
and everyone here makes them a little bit stronger I’m fairly sure if I’m
correct waking the mages as well sure how much money I have at that moment
either three thousand dollars okay I’m three thousand dollars welcome pack
purchase no thanks bounties claim done they summon it summon again if I want to
know thanks let’s go rank figure it out as we go along playing these guys is a
bit different than I’m used to the undead just trying to figure out the
best way or units for this class is that eyes even worth game that’s all I’m
going sure pick it up oh yeah you can see the enemies around
you on the map with the top left corner guys pretty helpful I guess
let me just build a bigger army here keep attacking and trigger all the
enemies so they keep attacking me all at once
excellent maybe Mike just like here actually attack or not it’s really low
like it at the moment he doesn’t look like he’s attacking at all that’s where
I have 13 units saying anyway so it’s all good
very nice fifteen units now don’t gonna attack
early then try build up a bigger army before I attack anyone here we go attack these little skeletons keep
walking try and sack anyone that I can you know it’s a definitely more powerful
it seems like it’s a very powerful compared to these little skeletons I
think definitely 128 score right now guys level up as well good very good
gonna try and build as many archers as I can as well I just definitely helped me
out I feel just nice warned them they’ll be able to spawn some more great that’s
right into a player it looks like here we go just ran to the player big damage
dealt to me right now massive damage dealt to me actually geez
that’s a bit intense you’re spoiling some nights
nope trying to fend me a retreat back 19:18 plays dude that’s intense somehow
almost died then holy hell I didn’t try and recoup never go 34 again good
it’s point in some more nights for the night here I can try and attack bring
focus fire with my archers – doesn’t really help me too much right now just
notice that God fire is burning okay big rings Knights been defeated good stuff not annoy here I really don’t want going
off a denial but that’s okay that’s alright everyone have a wizard here it
seems yeah I do furious fire is called nice okay keep moving I want to hire
more wizards if I can damn big damage again being dealt Zeb’s very powerful at
the moment for me just hide a two-handed swordsman then and try and focus on Zeb
now I have the stupid night attacking me as well our letters they’ve gonna take
the night focus in a stupid night seriously game how dare you there we go
dad some of the majors okay where’s that player where is he sixty-seven troops
ready to go I hope I see him I really do where is he hunting all over the room
now cousin I am just some skeleton together skeletons they’re all dead Kranz plays all over this map still guys
I just don’t know where oh here we go days that was quick spawning some more majors quickly your
Muzzin is running down to 18 players yeah it’s down to 18 units
your mother’s in trouble the feed we just lost the unit I just leveled up my
team I just died gonna use my ultimate ability here
no I’m small to me killed to do did he kill him I reckon almost did yep it’s
done first kill – my player died I think
something happened to feet he said the feet or something then didn’t it
there’s a player dead or not I don’t even know you
in a way out to counter-attack in the pit lord I want to take the pit law is
my pet for sure it’s using the Wizards right now we keep
running around here big damage with the Wizards love them nice down we did it
we conquered the pit Lord everyone all right here we go
so be careful this got to run gonna keep trying to run
oh my god keep running keep running go ambush big time day 142 great go up here
quickly here we go just drop this on the enemy Oh old to put on the enemy whoo
hell yeah a stir freakin a stir dude that’s awesome
that’s what I love to see who else is down here enemies again let’s destroy
them just sport in some more Knights big ballad and forest here bit intense put
our tree back quickly again you’re the one up on me there somehow go on attack
again I was doing okay his dad almost almost
dead my special ability is almost back here as well now I’m drop him he’s dead
we did it triple kill I let the last kill again
do it that’s awesome yeah ha ha ha all right how you doing baby
nice coins we get times 10 again now I didn’t get a bonus what why don’t I get
a bonus then Brust wine apparently cool I know why
they run that’s eternal battleground I do hope you all to enjoy it’s a fun game
for sure give it a try penalties paid a win but I have fun this
thing literally have a great day please remember to describe it like I’ll
see you on my next video tomorrow guys new steam games every day see you later

Wii Sports: The Video Game – CHAPTER III

December 21, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

Wii Sports: The Video Game – CHAPTER III


Matt: Are we gonna bowl, or what, Ryan? Ryan: Let’s fucking bowl Matt: Let’s bowl, let’s bowl dude Matt: “Why not take a break?” Stop telling me how to take a break it’s Wii Sports Jesus Christ Ryan: [Yawning] Matt: There I am, got my family here, got my friends here Matt: There’s my mom, there’s my dad Ryan:I didn’t choose my character Matt: ‘Cause it’s only- There’s only two Miis! Ryan: Whatever Matt: Alright. you ready for this?
Ryan: Yeah Matt: Alright Matt: Okay Matt: I don’t remember the secret anymore, I’m fucked
Ryan: Wait, really? Matt: I totally forgot it Matt: Trial and error, okay here we go Ryan: I have to stand up for bowling
Matt: Hyuh! Matt: Come on baby, come on!
Ryan: There you go! Matt: YEAH!
Ryan: Nice!
Matt: Oh, almost! Ryan: You- You get a split Matt: That’s 9 pins Ryan: Aim for that, you’re gonna get a fucking split
Matt: Okay Matt: I’m gonna get a fresh banana split, baby! Matt: Oh, oh! Ryan: Dayum!
Matt: Yeah! Ah! Yes!
Ryan: There you go! Ryan: I actually do need to stand up for this… Ah Matt: Alright Ryan Matt: Hmm… Looks like someone’s a little rusty Ryan: [Laughs] Matt: Try- Try, try, try again dude Matt: Let’s see Ryan: Pff!
Matt: [Laughs]
Ryan: Yeayuh! Matt:That’s my favorite and least favorite shit at the same time Matt: Alright
Ryan: Here you go Matt: [Sigh] Alright, I’m just gonna have a little… Matt: [sexual moaning sound] Ryan: If you hit me in the face… Matt: It- It might happen
Ryan: I will fucking kill you Matt: Ryan, come on… We’re friends here
Ryan: I’ll hit you back! Matt: All I-
Ryan: I have to hit you back to make it even Matt: An eye for an eye only makes the world blind, buddy Matt: Huah! Matt: Come on, come on… YES! Game: Nice spare!
Matt: YES! Ryan: I’m finally winning!
Matt: YEA- [cut off] Matt: Throw that ball, baby Matt: Ooh
Ryan: Wow
Matt: Ooh, that’s a split Ryan: Wow, what a testament
Matt: That is a split Ryan: That’s not a split, you’re a split Matt: I can- I can do a split Ryan: Can you?
Matt: [Laughing] No Matt: You going for that? Ryan: Yeah Ryan: Come on!
Matt: That was dead center, good job Matt: People were booing!
Ryan: Why? Matt: That’s so mean!
Ryan: I’m not doing poorly Ryan: Yeah…
Matt: No, you are not- You are not doing poorly Ryan Ryan: Watch your arm, dude
Matt: I’m- I’m gonna hit you, by accident Ryan: I’m gonna move away
Matt: Yeah, move away Matt: ‘Kay, I think- I think this- I think that- that… Matt: Whoa! Ryan: Damn…
Matt: Damn, dude! Matt: Alright
Ryan: Daaamn Matt: Damn, Daniel! [Laugh track] Matt: Back at it again with the white Vans! Ryan: Why can’t you get a strike? Matt: I don’t know, every time I- I get a fucking spare Ryan: I thought you were good Matt: Man I am good, watch this Matt: Huah! Ryan: Booyaaaah!
Matt: Braaap braaap! Ryan: You could get shot if you do that in public, Matt
Matt: No Matt: Watch me Ryan: Whip Ryan: Okay here we go Matt: Let’s see it, Ryan!
Ryan: It’s Ryan’s time to shine Matt: Ryan Magee! Ryan: Move back, I’m gonna hit you in the nuts! Matt: No you’re not Ryan: I should’ve just done it for the comedic effect, but Matt: Ooh! Ryan: Yay!
Matt: Alright! Matt: Ryan, you- you knock it out of the park with this one Ryan: There you go! Matt: Yes! Matt: Ryan, I’m proud of you! Ryan: LeBron Jaaames!
Matt: High five, baby Matt: Ow, fuck!
Ryan: I’m sorry Matt: I- I don’t know why that hurt so bad Ryan: You know when you give someone a high five and they accidentally like, push your thumb back? Matt: Oh, that’s the worst Matt: B… And swing! Uh! Matt: Come on… Matt: Wait, why didn’t it do the curve that time? Ryan: [Frustrated scream] Ryan: [Sobbing]
Matt: [Sexual moaning sound] Matt: Why does it always curve at the last second?! Ryan: What is this series? Matt: I messed up my perfect score! Ryan: Move over! Ryan: You fucking… Matt: Don’t Matt: Don’t
Ryan: Gyp’ Matt: Wh- That’s- Did you just call me a gypsy? Ryan: Gotty! Matt: Damn! Ryan: Now all I need to do… Matt: See- Let’s see, you gonna get it? Ryan: Nope Ryan: Fuck me! Ryan: I always curve it too much Matt: It’s like that, uh, Malcolm in the Middle episode where he goes bowling Matt: With it- With his mom Matt: And he- And he-
Ryan: I thought you were talking about the one with Hal Matt: It’s the- It’s the same episode
Ryan: Oh Matt: It’s- It’s shown through two different perspectives
Ryan: I thought they were different realities Matt: What happened, what did I do? Matt: That’s like, one of the best episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Matt: Pff! Matt: I effed up, dude Matt: I effed up Ryan: They cast everything so perfectly in the show Matt: Huah! Matt: God- What am I doing?
Ryan: Stop getting all into it! Matt: I’m getting too into it, I’ma do a nice, smooth roll
Ryan: Yeah but we’re all human, flip it Matt: [frustrated] Oh my god…
Ryan: Flip it real good! Matt: I’ve ruined myself, I’m ruined Ryan: Here we go! Ryan: ‘Scuse me ladies and gentlemen
Matt: Sorry I keep getting in your way Ryan: It’s time for a pro Matt: Yeah, some pro you are, Ryan! Ryan: Did better than you! Ryan: Okay so if I curve a lot… Ryan: I can just do that! Matt: Pff!
Ryan: There we go! Matt: Well that was pretty cool, man! Matt: Okay, so when you bowl in real life Ryan, do you go for the heavier or the lighter ball? Ryan: Uh…
Matt: Riddle me this Ryan: I… don’t… I-I like… Ryan: I guess the lighter? Ryan: I don’t go for heavier that much
Matt: Yeah, that’s what little pussies do [Loud metal clanking sound]
Matt: AAAAAAAAAAOW! Oh FUCK! Ryan: I knew that was going to happen, Matt Matt: [Angry] Why is this in here, who put this here?!
Ryan: [Laughing] Matt: This stupid fucking metal lamp! Ryan: They’re- They’re the two worst lamps because-
Matt: They fall over at the slightest touch! Ryan: Fuck it, I’m moving it, I’m moving it!
Matt: It’s stupid, throw it on the ground! [Loud metal clanking sound]
Matt: I just broke my goddamn thumb Matt: It’s red Matt: Look at that!
Ryan: [Laughing] Ow, god
Matt: God! It’s like- I’m- Sh- God! Ryan: Well, Matt, hold on, maybe this’ll make you feel better, watch this Ryan: Ready? Ryan: That make you feel good? Game: Nice throw!
Ryan: [Laughing] Matt: It’s just adding injury to insult Ryan: It’s… insult to injury
Matt: Is it insult to injury? [Laughs] Matt: Okay, oops Ryan: Because you’re not adding an injury to- Well, I guess it could go both ways
Matt: Yeah, it works! Matt: My swing’s off now because my thumb is broken Ryan: The audio for this episode is going to be so stupid Matt: My- I can’t swing, my thumb is bro- Matt: What is happening?!
Ryan: Swing your arm while HOLDING the B button Matt: I was letting go of it too late, I guess
Ryan: Striiiike! Ryan: …Aww Matt: I wish… Matt: Hm my little finger’s throbbing… Ryan: [laughs] Poor little finger Matt: Go right on the edge Ryan: [Singing] Of glory
Matt: Oh my god dude Ryan: [Singing] Hanging on the edge of truth
Matt: [Laughs] I threw it! Matt: There we go
Ryan: [Singing] I’m on the edge
Game: Nice spare! Matt: We’re gonna get a copyright claim, don’t do that
Ryan: I’m sorry, I’m so good Ryan: I’m so good at that fucking song Ryan: Scooch over, s- the strike master back at it Matt: Oh yeah? Ryan: Gooooottyyyy! Matt: Fuck you!
Ryan: [Laughs] Ryan: The strike master!
Matt: That’s a double strike, dude! Ryan: Back at it again with the strikes, bitch! Matt: You know, I actually-
Ryan: Bitch! Matt: One of my proudest moments in life was that I- I bowled an almost perfect game and I was 1 pin away Ryan: Really?
Matt: Yeah Ryan: Wait, in real life?
Matt: No, no!
Ryan: [Laughs] Oh, okay
Matt: Fuck no, in uh, Wii Sports Matt: I need to put more power into my swings, that’s the problem Ryan: Well that was just- You do that
Matt: Okay Ryan: Things don’t balance like that! Ryan: Nice Matt: Wh- Oh my fuck- Wh- What is ha- What’s causing this?! Ryan: You’re letting go of it
Matt: Too late?! Ryan: You’ll hit people Matt: What- I- Oh there’s a little hidden guy back there Ryan: Can you go back and add faces, like, to each of the pins? Ryan: [Laughs]
Matt: No, I- No Ryan: There’s a bowling alley in Urmo [?] where it has- Ryan: Have you been to any of the bowl- Ugh! We need to go bowling! Ryan: To like-
Matt: Yes!
Ryan: I really wanna go bowling! Matt: [Sarcastic] Yes, we need to go bowling, Ryan Ryan: We do! What- What about it? Wh- Why am I- Why do you make me look like an idiot, I’m just- Matt: No, I know, I-
Ryan: -trying to say let’s just have a good time and go bowling Ryan: and you’re like [Mocking tone] “Oh yeah-”
Matt: No Ryan, I-
Ryan: “-let’s go have a good time bowling, bowling’s for f-” Matt: It’s because I mentioned here, I’m bad at bowling!
Ryan: So am I! Matt: Well let’s go bowling then! Ryan: You think this is any indication of my ACTUAL skill in real bowling? Matt: It could be, I don’t know!
Ryan: Throwing a fucking Wiimote around? Matt: Ryan, I thought of a funny video idea
Ryan: What? Matt: How about we go to a real bowling alley-
Ryan: [Laughing] Goddamn! Matt: Fuck you! That’s turkey, what does that even mean?! Ryan: I just hit a speaker
Matt: It said turkey!
Ryan: Did it? Matt: [Laughs] Yeah
Ryan: That means, uh, 3 strikes in a row? Matt: Why- Who comes up with these stupid rules? Matt: What was I saying? Ryan: I dunno
Matt: What was I saying…? Ryan: I forgot!
Matt: I said I have a funny video idea, let’s go to a bowling alley with Wii remotes! [Laughs] Ryan: [Laughing] Oh, yeah, you said that!
Matt: [Laughs] Matt: Okay, cool, nice Matt: So many people thought that was real, I guarantee it Ryan: Your laugh?
Matt: Just that- That whole thing Matt: Okay Matt: Pff!
Ryan: [Laughs] I love how you- Matt: I still walk!
Ryan: You continue to like, pitter-patter with your arm up Matt: [Stupid tone] Look I did it!
Ryan: [Laughs] Matt: [Motherly tone] No Matt, the ball’s back here, sweetie! Ryan: [Stupid tone] Okayyyy! Matt: Don’t curve at the last second! Matt: Yeah, baby! Game: Nice spare!
Ryan: Boom, baby! Matt: Fucked ’em up! Matt: He’s dead! Ryan: Here we go Matt: Alright Ryan Matt: Lessee you do it, baby!
Ryan: Aah! Ryan: Damn! Matt: Hm… I seen better! Ryan: Ooh!
Matt: Oh! Ryan: Oh- Ooohhhh!
Matt: Ohhh- ka!
Ryan: Damn… Matt: These things are weighted, I think this- they’re cheating Ryan: Look at that
Matt: That’s weighted, that is weighted! Ryan: Come on…
Matt: You almost had a quadruple strike Ryan: If only it was top-heavy, then bowling would be the easiest game in the world Matt: This- This is my last one, so
Ryan: You got it! Matt: I’m going in, I’m going all in, I’m gonna swing hard as hell Ryan: Watch out, ’cause you might hit your coffee Matt: That would be disastrous Ryan: Don’t break your hand Matt: Wh- No no no, nononono! Ryan: What happened? Matt: …Okay Matt: Ungh! Ryan: Yes! Matt: Wha- [Sigh] Ryan: [Laughs] Matt: You ever been bowling with someone and they throw the ball and it’s just like… Matt: Monstrously fast? Ryan: And then they don’t hit all the pins and they go straight through just 3 of ’em and the momentum is too- Ryan: It’s so strong that instead of getting a strike, it just knocks like 3 down straight away Matt: Just go with a big muscly man? Matt: Wait, what- What happened? Ryan: ‘Cause you got a- You get the- It’s the last Matt: Ryan, you’re acting like I don’t know how bowling works Matt: Hrah!
Ryan: You got this, Matt! Ryan: Get a strike, dude
Matt: What the f- Matt: Okay, I got it, I- I- I got it Matt: Nope, no I don’t got it, that’s it!
Ryan: ‘Scuse me, Matt Matt: Ryan, if you get one pin, we’re tied
Ryan: Make way, make way Ryan: [inhale] MMmmm!
Matt: I got- Don’t get any pins! Ryan: [Sheepish tone] I’m sorry Matt: ‘Cause I had 138, or 139 and you’re 138 Ryan: Not any more Ryan: Hnuaaargh! Ryan: [Breathy tone] Yeah! Ryan: Fuck you! Game: Nice spare!
Ryan: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it Matt: Why’d you get so aggressive there? Ryan: ‘Scuse me Matt, I gotta- I gotta-
Matt: Oh, you’re not done yet?! You already beat me though! Ryan: ‘Scuse me, I gotta cream you even more! Ryan: ‘Scu- Matt, back up! Matt: Fine, I’m getting out of the way!
Ryan: I’m gonna fucking… Ryan: Describe what you’re about to- Ryan: Wait one second…
Matt: I’m about to watch a poor man drop a bowling ball Ryan: I- I- I don’t want- I don’t want it to drop Matt: You have to Matt: Ohhh fuck! [Laughs]
Ryan: [Laughs] Matt: Oh… Matt: If you get a fucking strike… Ryan: [Laughs] Why would I get a strike? Ryan: Well… There we go! Matt: Great
Ryan: [Gasps]
Matt: That was a grand finale, that- that swing Ryan: [Laughs]
Matt: Look at you, you won, you-
Ryan: I got my little sheriff strap and everything! Matt: [Laughs] Yeah, you’re a sheriff!
Ryan: [Laughs] Matt: Honorary sheriff, Ryan Magee
Ryan: [Laughs] Ryan: I’m a hairy sheriff
Matt: What if- Did you know if you bowl a perfect game, it promotes you to deputy?
Ryan: [Laughs] Matt: Alright guys, uhh… Matt: I’m actually gonna swap the numbers so it says I won Matt: …What? Matt: Are you- Matt: Just let me have it, please?