April 1, 2020
April 1, 2020
April 1, 2020
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Footballers do #stayathomechallenge!
AKA The Toilet Roll Keepy-Up Challenge Vamos! 13 at once! HALA MADRID! Here goes… #stayathomechallenge! Completed it mate! And this summer I’ll completing the #dontstayatdortmundchallenge Yes! I nominate Jurgen Klopp…
If he hasn’t used all his toilet rolls up crying his eyes out! Welcome to Anfield! HAHAHAHA! – Who’s that?
– Calm down sis, it’s only Thomas Muller… To Neymar, “I nominate you for the stayathomechallenge
After all, you are the king of rolls, 😂”
Wanker! My agent and I donate 1m to charity to help beat Coronavirus!! Well I, and not my agent, donate 1m to charity to help beat Coronavirus! – Make that 1.5m!
– 2m! – 10m!
– 20m! – 20m – and all my ballon d’ors!
– 20m – and all my ballon d’ors! – 20m, all my ballon dors and all my international trophies!
– You win… – Darling? Where the hell are all the toilet rolls?
– You used them all when you tp’d Antoine’s house… Oh yes haha, good times… Teach me… Keepy-ups with a loo roll?
No way! This is my house, I have to defend it! To Jurgen, dry your eyes mate, love Diego… Have we learnt nothing?!
Every single toilet roll is white! So today, I am launching a new range of diverse toilet rolls! Here goes! Thanks Joeli! I’ll be able to sell this in one of my “essential service sports shops” for a few hundred quid! – You can’t sell something for 3000 times it’s actual value!!
– Well Hoffenheim did… The stay at home challenge? I’m English – so fnCk this, I’m off to the seaside!
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– [Announcer 1] Ross ready to go to work. Flying toward left, it will be caught by
Schwarber. – [Announcer 2] First out of the inning
for Ross. ♪ [music] ♪ – High throw, Coghlan on the bag. ♪ [music] ♪ – Again. Eight pitch, 1-2-3 inning. – Guy’s a machine. – The David Ross, he’s got a
no-no through one. Deep to left. Gone. The pitcher goes deep. – Aw, man.
Have some fun, David Ross. – [Announcer 3] What a ninth inning he’s
having. He pitches a 1-2-3, nine,
and then walloped a long home run to left. – How about the fan reaction? Standing ovation for David Ross. ♪ [music] ♪ – Throw to first, they’re going
to get him. Out at first. Cubs win. – Wow. – David Ross just won the game. He picks off Clint Robinson. Oh, baby. 2 to 1, the final. – Wow, what a winner.
End of ballgame. – I think we’re going to celebrate
this one. – Well, you know, some
things never change. You know, big star outfielder wants to
warm up, play catch between innings. He’s looking for somebody. He says, “Hey, backup catcher, you. Play catch with me.” And that’s David Ross
up there playing catch. – [David] I was worried I wasn’t going to
be able to get it back to him. I wasn’t loose. I’m surprised my shoulder didn’t come out
of joint. That’s pretty good by J-Hey. I mean, I’m not a moving target. I’m standing on a chair right there with
a…you know, I can’t move anywhere, so it’s…I’m stationary. He hit me right in the chest every time.
It’s pretty impressive. ♪ [music] ♪ – The runner goes, the 0-1 inside,
the throw by Ross. It’s going to be in time.
Out at second base. David Ross with a perfect throw to second. One down, first inning. [inaudible] and the throw down to first
and they got him. They got him. David Ross picks off Conor Gillaspie. Great tag by Javier Baez. ♪ [music] ♪ – And he drives that one to the left,
Number 100. ♪ [music] ♪ – He is enjoying that moment right now. – “Ross is the boss.”
Indeed. Grandpa Rossy with Number 100. – The boys were excited.
I was excited. I think my favorite part while this has
all been going on is rounding second base and looking in the dugout.
It makes me smile every time. Ever since I hit 99, that’s all I hear is,
“Hit a homer, grandpa.” I mean, nobody even knows my first name. Nobody knows my first name anymore. ♪ [music] ♪ – Ross cracks one in the air.
Left field, deep. Back goes Blanco to the track. Near the wall, it’s got a chance. Gone. David Ross with a home run. The ball game is tied at 1. – You know, he throws the Yuckadoo swing
when he gets ahead of the count. – Two balls and two strikes,
[PLAYER] on first. And there he goes. Ross’s throw down to second. He’s in time to get him. ♪ [music] ♪ – Another great play by Baez,
a one-hop throw by Ross. It is out number 2. ♪ [music] ♪ – He struck him out on a fastball. – Cradled nicely by David Ross. – Ross throws to first, he got him. David Ross picks off Eugenio Suarez with a
perfect throw to Rizzo. Rossy fires that ball right over the top
of Votto and right on the money. ♪ [music] ♪ – Here comes the 2-2. In the air, this should do it. Jason Heyward makes the catch,
it’s a no-hitter. Jake Arrieta has done it again. How about David Ross? – Yeah, I mean, he’s obviously had a
great, long career, but he loves his pitchers. I mean, he’s as pumped about this
as Jake is, I think. – Wow.
That was fun. – [Theo] It is my honor to introduce the
55th manager of the Chicago Cubs, David Ross. ♪ [music] ♪ – I take this job very seriously. I know there’s a lot of work ahead,
but I’m so honored to be able to lead such a talented group and I’m looking forward
to that process. ♪ [music] ♪ – [Announcer 4] Listen to this ovation. This is the Cubs’ final home game. What a moment for David Ross. They love David Ross here in Chicago. Look what he just did. Look what he just did. – I’ve got goose bumps.
I don’t know about you, Ron. – I’m tempted to look around for the movie
cameras because things like this only happen in Hollywood. – And Joe Maddon on his way to the mound
and talking to David Ross. You know Lester doesn’t want to come out
of this game. – Is Ross coming out?
– Is Ross coming out? Is he going to give Ross one more ovation? How about that? A very classy move by Joe Maddon to get
David Ross one last ovation here in his final regular season home game. We saw Yadier Molina applauding,
respecting Ross. – Just listen to these fans. There are some nights where this place
becomes the goose bump capital of the universe. Very nice move by Joe Maddon. Classy. Extremely classy. ♪ [music] ♪ – Ross flies one into center,
sends Davis back at the wall. It is gone. The 39-year-old, in his final game,
David Ross has made it 6-3. – I can’t control myself right now.
I’m trying my best. – It’s understandably so, buddy.
– I’m emotional. – I hear you.
– I’m an emotional wreck. – It’s only going to get worse.
Just continue to breathe. That’s all you can do, buddy.
All you can do. It’s only going to get worse. – I’m in a glass case of
emotions right now. – Yeah. Yeah. ♪ [music] ♪ – This is going to be a
tough play. Bryant. The Cubs win The World Series.
Bryant makes the play. It’s over, and the Cubs
have finally won it all 8-7 in 10. – [Crowd] Rossy. Rossy.
Rossy. Rossy. Rossy. Rossy.
Rossy. Rossy. ♪ [music] ♪
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By your delaware valley honda dealers for dwayne casey who’s team right very well in the absence of mv This is wood he can shoot a little bit and he buries the three chris He was miles from this guy This guy could shoot a little bit of the year at the little caesars arena in detroit Indeed it was fouled by maker. Just a bad night overall. Oh boy, wasn’t it? That’s maker we mentioned Oh, he also shows you signs of life there got insulted by the way joel was playing him shot that one by the way So don’t count the field goal Pilot buries the threes for the piston Two three zone for the pistons And beat out high to break it then Delivering two for the detroit pistons a rookie from alabama. Just his fourth game of his nba career six nine two thirty shot Paris against christian wood Three of huge importance because you look at the detroit they’ve already put up ten three-pointers expected Al horford hitting the sixers second three of the game it captain 8-0 sixer run as Good defense by perks off the ball against galloway who is always looking to get hit with a three-year contract a lot of Speculation because of that contract situation that he’d be moved before Averaging nearly 10 again Working it against tobias harris that was a pretty move by the 19 year old shiku doomed booyah athletic and long and skilled Uh nicely done by following him good things usually happen when you’re there to back your teammate up and fievel took it away from the veteran night and slams for Detroit if they can hurry it up Jordan mcrae close the first quarter Scott coming out against the zone sixers need to keep it hot here now embiid in deep against He was originally selected by the sixers in the second round back 2018 only to be traded Shortly thereafter. Well, we hope he doesn’t develop his conscience tonight Rolling in and slamming for two and a foul In the face of poor kyrie, thomas one more at the line as the pistons now have it out of the timeout Tray setting up wood promptly And be blocked by His way a tough two from langston galloway kyrie, thomas comes up with a turnover galloway for three Got to stop the ball right first rule transition defense find it stop the ball Josh richardson second-year player, he’s down on the floor warming up before the game. He’s been dealing with knee issues as Fucking dropped I got no complaints Pulling the trigger on that but he swung it down fiber with wood and pursued forget it See what christian wood does to his defense anchors it changes shots I’ll tell you what Eight boards and six assists That’s maker for three and down it goes Maker between both paris and embiid snell will give it a whirl against embiid and he got it Sixers still leading by nine portforward another three. Yes And b for three got it making a statement before the Averaging just under five Loft for wood caught embiid out of the game tobias not an especially good shooting night his fourth twelve guys wood was slammed for two he’s able to get there just didn’t make the time get The first round of bad news news who are in milwaukee’s bracket the bucks for the best record of the Embiid missing with a left hand Scoring with a right levin’s for embiid and his return after sitting out five the left shoulder sprain Boy mp tony had that lobby there reversed using the rig And make her there to deny shake milk And running the floor galloway who lays the champion that year university of connecticut Milton the law friend b nicely on his macro Another And one thing he emphasized guys that when he does come back he will be stronger because he’ll have a lot more time to lift That would leave seven games left for the regular season. And of course, that’s just a Re-evaluation date that’s not uh, you’re back in uniform cutting it close wishing the best Yes, and as you said earlier because now as mcrae gets richardson missing the three Milton that’s for three Tony snow Harris with a shot clock running down missing the three Nicely done again at the robinson who deposits two wins tonight 22-3 Mcrae slamming for trying to impress brett brown trying to develop some consistency as a unit Beating horford to the punch and slamming Big one coming up saturday against indiana Wood you can count it at a foul team in china But he is in the nba now to stay for a while there’s clook moz for three And he buried it first of the sixers 15 straight at home a season high 29-2 at home The nba’s best hallmark their win percentage here of .93 the third best in franchise history and being with 30 and