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Top 10 Most Popular Online Games 2019.! “TOP TEN ONLİNE GAME”  The 10 BEST  AMAZİNG ONLINE GAMES.!!


Top ten most popular online games 2019
let’s begin number 10 the splatoon – splatoon – is a
third-person shooter in which players control anthropomorphic squid known as
Inklings and later octolings anthropomorphic octopuses amuse colored
ink to attack opponents and clear goals Inklings and knock colons can morph
between social forms during which they can fire ink with their weapons and
squid form during which they can fire ink with their weapons and squid form or
in the case of octolings in octopus form which allows them to swim through ink of
their own color to move quickly and refill ink number 9 the division –
played from a third-person perspective the game takes place in Washington DC
seven months after its predecessor in which a civil war between survivors and
villainous bands of marauders breaks out in the game players can cooperate with
each other to complete objectives the game will also feature rates which can
be completed by up to 8 players it received generally favorable reviews
from critics with most noting it as an improvement over the first installment number 8
dota 2 this game has been spending millions of dollars by the valve company
for its multiplayer mode game it is rewarded with the title of production
quality rewarding gameplay and faithfulness to its predecessors dota 2
has some eSports scene with world players playing across the globe in
various tournaments and leagues number seven minecraft this game has
been popular with every coming game this game has several modes and with that
user have to survive and built its campus and have total authorities to
take upon animals buildings people and food it’s a 3d sandbox game with no much
restrictions and allowing users to do whatever they want to its several modes
have survival mode Adventure mode creative mode and spectator mode number
six hearthstone this game in contrast to the other games on the list
hearthstone was a small project of Blizzard Entertainment for experiment
purpose but it got the hits and now been played on the recent occasion this game
is of collecting carps deck from different houses and different powers
each of the cards is used to lower the opponent health and life to win the game number 5 Counter Strike global Offensive beam is of terrorists and
counter-terrorists attacks where players have to defuse in plant the bombs
accomplish missions securing locations kills the terrorists and guarding the
hostages shown on the map it’s a multiplayer shooters game killing
enemies and accomplishing goals rewards with more cash and prizes over time
communities and strategies have been indulged in this game number 4 League of
Legends long it has been a long time for the gamers
to play for this game but it is an evergreen game the players have all
control depicts its champions that can compete with other champions later on
this game it has stunning load and awesome graphics with much excitement on
each level in every single game it’s a multiplayer action game with RPG number
3 apex legends this game has been in the
news since it’s released person who are not players in pub G and fortnight but
like the battlefield games then this is the one game for them the game has six
players teams with three players in a squad left on the island to savage other
resources and weapons to fight against other squads at the time the squad left
with more team players or to be one the map games and pain communication system
of this game should be used from here on this game now also earned its place
among the best superhero themed video games in 2019 number 2 fortnight battle
royale this game has been into the players list since 2017 but has taken
the rage in 2018 and with that it’s still leading in
numbers and dramatic effects but the popularity is not that much into account
as they have been just in two boys zone while pub she has taken on both the
genders this game has more features equipment and game stages with much
greater know of players but the popularity takes onto the account aunt
number one player unknowns battlegrounds pub G this is the most popular online
games of 2019 until now this game has taken the internet with fire and with
day passing it has many players as they expected pub G is actually based upon
armor in h1z1 this game can indulge up to 99 players at a time this game is
much popular due to the graphics in real situation where a map in a mission is
assigned with more enemies hiding in the bushes the players win the game if they
survive the situation and kill all the hidden enemies if you liked this video
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CGRundertow VVVVVV for PC Video Game Review

October 29, 2019 | Articles | No Comments


Being addicted to something is terrible. You
keep using the substance or whatever, despite adverse consequences. We all have our vices,
for some it’s a good beer or having a quick smoke. For others, it’s playing an engaging
retro-themed puzzler. When I first bought this game, I spent hours flipping onto ceilings
and platforms, dodging lies and collecting trinkets. The result was me loosing track
of time, and I think I was taking an ethics course in college at the time. Needless to
say, a few papers on utilitarianism didn’t get turned in. This is The Letter V Six Times,
on the PC! The Letter V Six Times is a game that shows
that graphics and high-quality orchestrated music are not everything, and that a stylistic
choice of an 8-bit coat of paint can be extremely appealing. Gameplay, in the end, should ultimately
be what defines a video game. If you have fun playing it, then that’s all that matters.
I personally love the graphic style of the game, and it works well with the gameplay
as well. No extra bits to get in the way. And the Music? The game’s composer, SoulEye,
knows how to lay down a chiptune track, for sure. You play as Captain Viridian, who is trying
to find his missing crewmates after their ship crashes after dimensional interference
while they’re out researching methods to save their own dimension from collapsing.
This new dimension he’s wound up in allows him to flip from ceiling to floor, which other
than moving left and right, are his only actions. Hopping across platforms and gaps must be
done by flipping from the floor to a ceiling, and then flipping back down again. It’s
not exactly thinking with portals, but it does make you think about how to get Viridian
from one gap to the other in ways to didn’t think of before. Challenge defines this game. Every room presents
a slightly different method to get across it, be it flipping over moving enemies, using
auto-flip lines, to just dodging a few spikes. It varies from room to room, level to level,
and it keeps the game fresh and fun with these new challenges. All sorts of things can kill the good Captain,
such as truth, lies, numbers, red triangles, hearts, and generally anything that moves
or is shaped like a spike. One hit and Viridian has to back to the last checkpoint he crossed.
This is where the game is forgiving. There’s a checkpoint every few rooms. Every so often,
there is one part that will get the most seasoned of players. But with infinite lives, you’ll
eventually figure out how to get past the more difficult sections. In some ways that’s
a good thing and a bad thing. It’s good because it makes a very difficult game easy
to keep playing without getting frustrated, but bad because it almost completely removes
any risk-versus-reward factor; unless you’re hunting the 20 trinkets that unlock the Ships’ Jukebox or extra game modes. If you like retro, this is the game for you.
Check it out on the PC or on the Nintendo 3DS, it’s a flip-flopping good time, it’s
the Letter V Six Times, on the PC!

CGR Undertow – TORCHLIGHT review for PC

October 26, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 33 Comments

CGR Undertow – TORCHLIGHT review for PC


I didn’t have a ton of context going into
Torchlight. I knew that its development was headed up by action RPG vets that had worked
on Diablo and Fate. To be honest, I’ve barely played those games, but I did know that they
were fun and critically acclaimed, so I had an inkling of how Torchlight should turn out.
Fortunately, Torchlight lived up to those expectations.
Torchlight is, first and foremost, addicting, as most games of the genre are. The dungeon
layout, side quests, and loot and leveling systems all contribute to this addicting nature.
The simple story, despite some interesting plot points, isn’t what drives you forward.
No, it’s the loot. If you’ve played the previously mentioned Diablo and Fate, you’ll know what
to expect with Torchlight. The point-and-click action plays like much of its inspiration,
and that’s great. Torchlight may be derivative, but it’s so fun that it’s hard to fault it
for that. And while Torchlight is inherently all about that gameplay fix, its aesthetic,
environments, and enemy designs do enough to set itself apart visually.
Upon selecting one of the three classes, you set out to save Torchlight, a town that has
some major subterranean problems. As you can probably see, I chose to play as the general
hack and slash class, the Destroyer. In addition to the Destroyer, the game features a mage
class in the form of the Alchemist, and a rogue class in the form of the Vanquisher.
And, of course, I chose a dog over a cat for my pet, because, ya know, dogs are unquestionably
better. In any event, the pet system of Torchlight serves to add an interesting dynamic into
the formula. Fish can transform your pet into a special creature for a short time, and your
pet fights alongside you, armed with spells and stat-boosting jewelry. And while that’s
certainly awesome, the ability to send your pet out of the dungeon to a vendor is a convenient
and smart feature when your pack is stuffed with items that serve better when translated
into gold. Because, again, this game is all about the loot.
While crushing, shooting, and incinerating is incredibly fun in the moment, the promise
of eventually better equipment gives Torchlight its powerful draw. Optional dungeons and sidequests
fuel this materialistic desire, and the feeling of equipping that immensely better mace or
helmet is quite satisfying. The leveling system and new abilities that come with it also serve
to change the gameplay up enough to combat the repetition, because Torchlight certainly
is repetitive. But its loot-focused nature lessens any negative effects of whaling on
giant rats, spiders, and the undead for hours. Ultimately, Torchlight is just fun. It’s an
enjoyable crawl through the dungeons for hours, and it never really ends. Upon completing
the game, an infinite dungeon is unlocked, with scalable enemies and numerous sidequests
to give you the action RPG fix you need long after the main game is completed.
Just make sure that Torchlight doesn’t turn your gaming area of choice into a dungeon.
Go outside every once in a while.

Learning the addiction of Reddit the hard way

October 19, 2019 | Articles | No Comments


I was up all night last night. On Reddit Read what? Reddit. The front page of the internet. It’s like an newspaper but it’s always changing. So it’s like a website, is it? Check it out. Before I do this, heed my warning, This is literally the most addictive website known to man. It will tear your life apart. Whatever man, just show me. Alright, you asked for it. Reddit That looks stupid. There’s nothing different about this. Well go ahead, click a link. Alright Just be careful. You coming Bro? Ok,, you’re locking up. Morning Bro. Told ya

Video Game High School (VGHS) – S2: Ep. 1

October 11, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

Video Game High School (VGHS) – S2: Ep. 1


( birds chirping ) ( battle cry ) HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT ITALIAN? FOR A FIRST DATE? DEPENDS. WE TALKIN’
PIZZA OR PASTA? IT’S SO COMPLICATED. ( battle cry ) TED, MY SWORD! HANG ON, DUDE,
I GOT SOMETHING COOLER. YOU SHOULD INVITE HER
ON A STUDY DATE. EVERYONE LOVES TO STUDY. OH, MAN, NO PERPS? WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT
FARMING THIS GUY. ALL NIGHT? ALL NIGHT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? ( alarm rings ) Both:
WE’RE LATE FOR CLASS! COME ON, KI. COMING! DELIVERY. LET’S GO. ( class bell rings ) CLASS IS CANCELED? SCORE! MORE TIME FOR QUESTING.
B.D., I’M LOOKING AT YOU. OH, SORRY, DUDE.
I GOTTA GO GET READY. WE’RE MEETING THE NEW
FPS COACH TODAY. AW, MAN, THERE’S ALWAYS
AN FPS THING. WHAT ABOUT IT, KI? WANT TO GRIND SOME MOBS? HOW CAN YOU
THINK ABOUT GRINDING
AT A TIME LIKE THIS? WE HAVE NO CLASS. I HAVEN’T LEARNED
ANYTHING IN WEEKS. I’M OFF TO YELL AT CALHOUN. WHATEVER. I GUESS
I’LL NAB SOME Z’s
BEFORE DRIFT CLASS. PSYCH. I DON’T
GET SLEEPY, B.D. I GET GAMEY. I GET GAME– OH, MAN, I’M TIRED. HERE. YOU COULD USE
THE EXTRA FUEL. OH, YEAH! BRIAN! THANK GOD.
HOLD THIS. WHAT IS ALL THIS
STUFF, JENNY? PLAYBOOKS, KILL REELS, ANYTHING TO SHOW
THE NEW COACH
I AM AWESOME! STILL GUNNING
FOR VARSITY, HUH? OH, YEAH, WHATEVER GETS ME
TAPED TO THAT FLAGPOLE. WAIT, THEY TAPE YOU
TO A FLAGPOLE? IT’S AN OLD
VARSITY TRADITION. PLUS I’M GOING
TO LOSE MY MIND IF I HAVE TO
KEEP BABYSITTING J.V. OH, NOT YOU.
I MEAN, YOU’RE GREAT. IT’S JUST… THEM. Girl:
ONE… TWO-THREE! OH, YEAH. STOW IT, NERDS!
THE TRIAL’S ON! WELL, ANOTHER BAD DAY
IN COURT FOR VGHS
SUPERSTAR THE LAW, ACCUSED OF FIRST-DEGREE
HACKING BY THE ANTI-AIMBOT
ASSOCIATION. WORD HAS COME IN THAT
FORMER FPS COACH BOB JACKSON HAS FLED TO ZANZIBAR, REFUSING TO TESTIFY
ON LAW’S BEHALF. HEY. HOW Y’ALL
DOIN’ OUT THERE? THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
REALLY MEANS A LOT. ALL RIGHT, LET’S JUST
GET THROUGH THIS. UM… IN LIGHT OF THESE SUPER
BOGUS CHEATING ALLEGATIONS, AND OUT OF RESPECT TO VGHS, THE LAST PLACE IN THE WORLD
THAT TRULY BELIEVES IN ME, MY LEGAL TEAM AND I… …FEEL IT’S IN MY BEST INTEREST TO PUNCH THROUGH
MY PREPARED STATEMENT, FIRE MY LEGAL TEAM, AND SWEAR VENGEANCE
ON THE LOSER WHO DARED FRAME THE LAW! YOU’RE GOING DOWN, BUDDY,
JUST LIKE THIS PODIUM! NO! I NEVER CHEAT
AND I NEVER LOSE! YOUR BOASTS FUEL ME! I’M ALL GASSED UP
AND READY TO RIDE! WHOO! I CAN’T BELIEVE
I DATED THAT GUY. YEAH. WHAT–? UM… SO, I WAS GONNA GRAB
SOME PIZZA AND PASTA WITH TED AND KI AT ROMERO’S TONIGHT, BUT… THEY KIND OF WANT TO JUST
STAY INSIDE AND HANG OUT. DO YOU WANT TO COME? OKAY. WHA– REALLY? MM-HMM. AWESOME. I-I WAS THINKING
AROUND SEVEN. OH, ARE THEY
ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING,
BECAUSE I COULD MAKE MY SEVEN-NUT
SHELLFISH ONION DIP. OH, NO. UH, THEY’RE NOT COMING. UM, IT WAS JUST GONNA BE
THE TWO OF US. GRAB SOME ITALIAN FOOD
AND MAYBE CATCH A MOVIE. JUST…
YOU KNOW, HANG OUT. DOESN’T REALLY SOUND
LIKE HANGING OUT, BRIAN. SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE
ASKING ME ON A… WHAT IS THAT CALLED? YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE AND YOU’RE ASKING
THEM ON… WHAT? A DATE. YES. I AM ASKING YOU
ON A DATE, JENNY. PLEASE COME TO MY DATE. OKAY. ( class bell rings ) THIRTY SECONDS LATE, JENNY.
OFF TO A BAD START. MOM? COACH MATRIX. FALL IN. ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL,
THEODORE? SORRY, D.K.
LONG NIGHT. AH. NO DOUBT TOILING
OVER THE BOOK REPORT YOU WERE ABOUT TO GIVE ME. THE ONE THAT’S DUE TODAY. BOOK… REPORT? AW, SHUCKS,
I LEFT IT IN MY ROOM. CAN I JUST
GET IT TO YOU MONDAY? YOU DIDN’T DO IT, DID YOU? NO WAY. I SUPER DID IT. I SWEAR. IF YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, THEN DELIVER UNTO ME
AT THE FPS TOURNEY THE REPORT. YOU WANT IT BY TOMORROW? I WANTED IT BY TODAY. ( chortling ) Man: WE HAVE AN FPS TEAM
IN SHAMBLES, WITH SPONSORS DROPPING
LIKE FLIES, AND YOU BRING ON A WILD CARD
LIKE MARY MATRIX? FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR JOB,
CALHOUN, I HOPE YOU MADE
THE RIGHT CHOICE. NOT THE RIGHT CHOICE;
THE ONLY CHOICE. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE A SCHOOL TO RUN. WHAT THE CRAP
DO YOU TWO WANT? TELL FREDDIE
TO GIVE ME HOMEWORK. WE HAVEN’T HAD
AN ASSIGNMENT IN WEEKS. YOU WANT HOMEWORK?
DIDN’T YOU COME HERE
TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES? ACTUALLY, I CAME HERE
TO LEARN ABOUT GAMERS: WHAT MAKES THEM TICK,
AND– TLDR, KI. NOBODY CARES. FREDDIE, COME ON.
YOU KNOW THE RULES. ( scoffs )
I KNOWIRULE. JUST GIVE HER HOMEWORK
EACH WEEK. THIS IS A SCHOOL,
GODDAMN IT. UGH, FINE, FINE. UH, KI, YOUR HOMEWORK
FOR EVERY WEEK FOREVER IS TO DO NO HOMEWORK. NICE TRY, FREDDIE,
BUT I DON’T THINK
THAT COUNTS. – THAT COUNTS.
– WHAT? IN YOUR FACE! JUST BREATHE, KI. KEEP IT TOGETHER. DEAN CALHOUN,
I RESPECTIVELY REQUEST TO BE WITHDRAWN
FROM FREDDIE’S CLASS. YEAH, NO. NO, YOU DON’T
GET TO DO THAT. YOU DON’T GET TO WITHDRAW
FROM CLASS, YOU HAVE TO GET KICKED OUT
BY THE TEACHER. AND THAT AIN’T NEVER GONNA
HAPPEN, YOU UGLY NARC! BUT… OKAY, BUT THAT
DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE. THERE’S GOT TO BE
A LOOPHOLE OR SOMETHING. WHY DON’T YOU GO LOOK FOR
THAT LOOPHOLE ELSEWHERE? IF YOU TWO DON’T MIND,
I HAVE A SCHOOL TO RUN. HM! ( chuckles ) THAT’S
WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. I KNEW I COULD COUNT
ON YOU, MY MAN. RIGHT THERE. LAYING IT DOWN,
LARGE AND IN CHARGE. GIMME THE BONES. POUND IT. RIGHT HERE. POUND ME.
KNUCKLE SANDWICH. SO YOU LOST YOUR
STAR PLAYER. BIG WHOOP. YOU KNOW WHAT’S BETTER
THAN A STAR PLAYER? – HAVING A STAR TEAM.
– NO. A STAR COACH. THAT’S ME. AS HEAD COACH OF
THE DENVER COMMANDOES, I HAVE NEVER LOST
A PRO CHAMPIONSHIP, AND I’M SURE AS HELL
NOT GOING TO START AT THE HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL. I DO NOT LIKE WASTING TIME. SPEAKING OF WHICH, J.V.,
I CAN’T BOTHER WITH YOU, SO YOU JUST DO
WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO. VARSITY,
LET’S TALK BUSINESS. THIS IS THE NEW PLAYBOOK. BANGED IT OUT LAST NIGHT.
MEMORIZE IT BY GAME TIME. MEMORIZE A MILLION MOVES
BY MONDAY MORNING? MS. MATRIX,
THAT’S MARBLE MADNESS! YOU’RE CUT FROM
THE TEAM, ALLITERATOR. ANYONE ELSE? WELL, IT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED. GOODBYE, EVERYBODY. SO I’LL SEE THE REST
OF YOU AT THE GAME. ( class bell rings ) DISMISSED. MOVE IT. SO YOUR MOM’S
THE NEW COACH. THAT’S, UH,
COOL, RIGHT? I’LL SEE YOU
AT SEVEN, BRIAN. OKAY, YEAH.
SEE YOU AT MY PLACE. MY PLACE…? TRYING TO BUTTER UP
THE NEW COACH? YEAH, SO I CAN
HANDLE OUR ANNUAL
PHONE CALL, BUT, UM, IS THERE A REASON
WHY YOU’RE HERE? YEAH, CALHOUN
CALLED IN A FAVOR,
AND I THOUGHT, WHY NOT? I’LL STOP MY DAUGHTER
FROM SCREWING UP HER CAREER. OKAY. YOU’RE HERE.
WHATEVER. YAY. ABOUT THAT SPOT
ON VARSITY, I WANT IT. – AND WHEN YOU’RE
READY FOR IT, I’LL–
– READY? ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
I HAVE A GAME THAT
I NEED TO PREP FOR. STORY OF MY LIFE. GOOD TALK, MOM. THAT’S
THE LAST RULE BOOK. THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES. I’LL NEVER
HAVE HOMEWORK AGAIN. OH, GOD. HEY, KIWI. GOT THE HOMEWORK BLUES? ME TOO. I’M GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT
DOING THIS LONG, BORING, SUCCULENT, SAVORY HOMEWORK. MAN, I’M HUNGRY. AND SLEEPY. DO YOU WANT TO SPLIT
A PIZZA AND GO TO BED? HEY, TED,
I NEED YOUR HELP! YOU GOT IT, BEST FRIEND! TED, WAIT!
YOU LEFT YOUR HOME… WORK. ( sighs ) OKAY, MAN,
THIS PLACE IS BOOKS! NOW I’VE REALLY GOT TO HIT
THE CLEAN THIS PLACE SPOTLESS. ALL RIGHT, THANKS, BUDDY. HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK–
TOMMY VERCETTI OR MAX PAYNE? I DON’T WANT TO
SMELL LIKE A GUY
WITH NOTHING TO LOSE– OR DO I? NO, NO, NO, NO.
TED, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP, MAN. JENNY’S GONNA
BE HERE ANY SECOND! ( knock on door ) I’LL GET IT. – WHY, HELLO.
– GOT A MOMENT? UH, SURE THING, MISS…
COACH. WHAT’S UP? IT SMELLS LIKE YOU GOT A DATE,
SO I’LL JUST CUT TO THE CHASE. I JUST TALKED TO VARSITY.
WHEW, THEY HATE YOU. OH. GOOD? YEAH,
I SAID THE SAME THING. SEE, I NEED SOMEONE
TO MAKE THEM MAD, TO LIGHT A FIRE
UNDER THEIR ASSES, AND YOUR ASS IS THAT FIRE. SO, I AM STARTING YOU
IN THE VARSITY GAME TOMORROW. WHAT? – ( knock on door )
– JENNY. UH, BENNY. TED BENNY.
MY ROOMMATE TED BENNY. THE STORIES I COULD TELL YOU
ABOUT TED BENNY. OH, MAN, I’M SURE
HE’S ON ONE OF HIS
CLASSIC JAMS AGAIN. UH, BEAR ME. ( laughing )
HEY, YOU. DO YOU MIND IF WE SKIP DINNER
AND JUST STAY IN TONIGHT? BUT, UM, THE DIP, THE DIP–
WHERE’S THE DIP? DIP?
OH, I MUST HAVE FORGOT. LOOK, JENNY, JUST BECAUSE
TED AND KI AREN’T HERE DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T WANT DIP. OKAY. UM… I THINK I HAVE
SOME PICANTE IN MY ROOM. THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
YEAH, GO GET THAT. PLEASE. OKAY. SURE. OH, BRING CHIPS, TOO. ( feigned laughter )
OH, HE’S SO FUNNY! OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, THAT’S SO FUNNY. SO, ABOUT TOMORROW’S GAME, I REALLY THINK
THAT WHO YOU SHOULD– I’LL SEE YOU
AT THE GAME, BRIAN. YES, MA’AM. BAD TIE. MY GOODNESS. HERE’S YOUR SALSA,
WEIRDO. JENNY, WAIT. LISTEN,
WE GOTTA TALK, ALL RIGHT? – YOUR MOM WANTS–
– BRIAN, PLEASE. DO YOU MIND IF WE
JUST RELAX TONIGHT? WE NEED CHIPS. WE NEED CHIPS.
AHEM. CHIPS. BRB. ( ringing ) COME ON, TED.
COME ON, TED, BE AWAKE. TED! JENNY’S HERE, IN HER PJ’s. SHE LOOKS ADORABLE.
I THINK WE’RE GONNA CUDDLE! BUT– BUT– HER MOM WANTS
TO START ME IN VARSITY TOMORROW, BUT SHE WANTS TO START TOMORROW, AND IF I TELL HER,
THAT’S GONNA RUIN OUR DATE. – DUDE, WHAT DO I DO?
– Ki: BRIAN? KI? BRIAN, DO YOU HAVE
ANY HOMEWORK? WHAT? WHERE’S TED? OH, I DON’T KNOW,
AND I DON’T CARE. I JUST FINISHED HIS HOMEWORK,
AND I NEED MORE. – Ki: WHAT DO I DO?
– HAVE YOU TRIED–? WELCOME TO VARSITY, BRIAN! HA HA HA HA HA! ( muffled cries ) Ki: BRIAN? BRIAN? BRIAN? ONE SECOND, BRIAN, I HAVE
ANOTHER PHONE CALL COMING IN. HELLO, KI’S PHONE.
THIS IS KI SPEAKING. HELLO, KI. THIS ISN’T
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE
DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. THIS IS NOT MINE,
I PROMISE. OH, IF IT’S
NOT YOURS, THAT’S– WAIT A MINUTE. NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK– ISN’T THAT THE HOMEWORK
I ASSIGNED YOU? ( laughing ) “F” STANDS FOR MORE
THAN JUST FREDDIE, KI. IT ALSO
STANDS FOR “YOU FAIL”! – NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
– YES. ( laughing ) YOU’RE FAILING
MY CLASS, KI. NO. OH, GOD. BRIAN? SO… YOU’RE STARTING TOMORROW. ( sighs ) YEAH. SORRY.
I WANTED TO TELL YOU, I JUST… I MEAN, YOU SAID YES
TO US DATING– OR AT LEAST
GOING ON A DATE– AND I… I DIDN’T WANT TO RUIN IT. YEAH, I GET IT. YOU’RE PROBABLY
PRETTY PISSED. OH, YEAH. WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL BETTER, I HAD A WEDGIE BEFORE
THEY PUT ME UP HERE, AND EVERYTHING I DO
MAKES IT WORSE. WELL, SETTLE IN. YOU’VE GOT A LONG NIGHT
AHEAD OF YOU, AND AN ENTIRE PLAYBOOK
TO LEARN. IF I GROVEL SOME MORE,
WILL YOU CUT ME DOWN? AND RUIN 40 YEARS
OF TRADITION?
FAT CHANCE. ( clears throat )
OKAY. PAGE ONE. THE PANAMA
PINCER FORMATION. YOU HAVE TWO
GUYS ON THE LEFT, AND THE REST OF YOUR TEAM
STAYS BACK ON BASE. AT SECOND 30, YOU SEND OUT
THE REST OF THE TEAM… GOOD MORNING. OH, CRAP,
I FORGOT MY HOMEWORK! SO BOTH ASSAULTS
FLANK LEFT. EXACTLY. PIE PUPPY!
WHAT’S GOING ON? THE LAW’S VERDICT
CAME IN. THE LAW, IN REGARDS
TO THE CHARGE OF AIMBOTTING
IN THE FIRST DEGREE, WE FIND YOU… GUILTY. ON BEHALF OF “FIELD OF FIRE”
CUSTOMER SUPPORT, YOUR ACCOUNT IS HEREBY BANNED
FOR A PERIOD OF NO SHORTER THAN, LIKE, FOREVER. ( general exclamations ) WHAT?! ALSO, THE VGHS VARSITY FPS TEAM
IS STRIPPED OF ITS VICTORIES AND BANNED FROM THIS YEAR’S
HIGH SCHOOL CHAMPIONSHIP. WHAT?! THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING
CUSTOMER SUPPORT, AND MY GOD HAVE MERCY
ON YOUR SOUL! WAIT.
SO DOES THAT MEAN…? IT MEANS
THE SEASON’S OVER. VARSITY CAN’T EVEN
GO TO PLAYOFFS. WELL, PEACE, GUYS. I’M GOING TO YALE. HEARD THEY NEED A SNIPER. DID YOU EVEN READ
YOUR CONTRACT, MARY? YOU SIGNED ON FOR A SEASON. – NO DICE.
– DON’T YOU DICE ME. ERNIE, IT’S BEEN REAL. HAVE YOUR LAWYERS
CALL MY LAWYERS. Ki:
THAT WON’T BE NECESSARY. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? A LOOPHOLE. ( powering down ) ( indistinct idle chatter ) AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GAME
IS FINALLY GETTING UNDER– WAIT A MINUTE.
IS THIS THE J.V. TEAM? WHAT THE HECK IS
MARY MATRIX THINKING? IF SHE JUST RECEIVED THE SAME
NEWS BULLETIN I DID, SHE’S THINKING, THANK GOD
FOR WEIRD STUDENT KI SWAN, WHO JUST DISCOVERED
A LOOPHOLE ALLOWING J.V.
TO TAKE VARSITY’S PLACE IN VGHS’S BID
FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP. I GUESS SINCE TECHNICALLY
THE CSA’S RULING APPLIES ONLY TO VARSITY,
THE J.V. SQUAD CAN DO– WELL, WHO CARES.
IT MAKES FOR GREAT TV. THANKS FOR WATCHING! IT’S JUST LIKE
ANY OTHER GAME, GUYS. Jumpin’ Jacks:
EXCEPT WE LOSE ALL OUR GAMES. YEAH, WELL, NOT THIS TIME. – Jenny: LET’S GO!
– All: VIDEO GAME! ( automatic gunfire ) ( cheers and applause ) – GO FOR THE BOMB.
– THIRTY SECONDS TO PLANT. YEAH! YES! Spectators: CYBERDWARVES!
CYBERDWARVES! KI, THERE YOU ARE. HAVE YOU SEEN MY…
BACKPACK? OH. ALL RIGHT.
LET’S DO THIS THING. OH, WAIT, UM… I ALREADY… TED, UH… BE THAT WHAT I THINK IT BE? BY MY TROTH! THIS IS… AMAZING. “A”-PLUS. THE BEST PAPER
I’VE EVER LOOKED AT. SO MANY WORDS. AH. IT PAINS ME TO ADMIT,
OLD FRIEND, THAT I DOUBTED YOU. PLEASE
ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES… YEAH, UH, AND MY CORNDOG. Spectators: YEAH! Girl: WE LOVE YOU, GAMES! THEY’RE COMING.
LOCK IT DOWN. WATCH OUT FOR SNIPER FIRE. HA HA! YOU TALKIN’ TO–? ( audible reactions ) ( cheering ) WHERE’S THE BOMB? ( pinging sound ) ( pinging sound ) TIE GAME, AND VGHS SCORES BY THE SKIN
OF THEIR LUCKY UNDERPANTS. THEY’LL NEED MORE THAN
UNDERPANTS TO CLOSE THE DEAL AGAINST THIS POWERFUL
CYBERDWARF DEFENSE IN THE FINAL ROUND. D.K.! TAKE IT BACK. I DIDN’T WRITE THAT PAPER. I DON’T KNOW WHO DID, BUT…
I’M REALLY SORRY. I WANTED TO DO IT,
I JUST… DIDN’T. THERE’S NO EXCUSE.
I’M A BUTT. OH, THEODORE. A BUTT YE MAY BE,
BUT AN HONEST BUTT AT THAT. AH. THE CORNDOG IS YOURS. THE PAPER IS MINE. BY MONDAY. YOU GOT IT! YEAH! WHOO! CORNDOGS! ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
FINAL ROUND. PLEASE TELL ME THAT SOMEBODY
READ MY PLAYBOOK. – I DID.
– I DID. SPECIAL DELIVERY. Mary Matrix:
GOT IT? GO! ( automatic gunfire ) TANK UP FRONT. GAMES,
MORIARTY, MAKE SOME NOISE. BOOM. ( battle cries ) AAAAHHHH! – OHH!
– AAH! ( cheers and applause ) SPLIT! THEY’RE FLANKING
LEFT AND RIGHT– ( gunshot ) ( automatic gunfire ) ( cheers and applause ) ( audible reactions ) HERE I COME! LOOK OUT
FOR JUMPIN’ JACKS! AAAHHH! ( strange, metallic groan ) ( spectators react ) Students: VGHS! VGHS! FINAL CHANCE FOR VGHS. IT ALL COMES DOWN
TO JENNY MATRIX AND BRIAN D. BRIAN,
THEY’RE ON TO YOU! DON’T BLOW UP!
DON’T BLOW UP! JENNY, GET READY FOR
THE SHOT OF YOUR L– UNH! OHH! VGHS WINS! ( cheers and applause ) Mary Matrix: HEY! PRACTICE IS AT FIVE A.M.
DON’T BE LATE. NICE LOOPHOLE, KI. CONSIDER YOURSELF OFF
RHYTHM GAMING. BUT I DIDN’T FIND
A LOOPHOLE FOR, UM… KI. HE MEANS
A LOOPHOLE TO HIS HEART. I HATE BOTH OF YOU. I WON! YOU WON! YES! WE WON! OF COURSE WE DID! WELCOME TO VARSITY. ( chuckles )
THANKS. YOU TOO. SO… PIZZA OR PASTA, HMM? BRIAN, I CAN’T. IT SUCKS, BUT WE’RE
ON VARSITY NOW, AND MY MOM’S THE COACH, AND I’M THE CAPTAIN
OF VARSITY. I HAVE TO GET US
TO PLAYOFFS. IT’S JUST– IT’S– IT’S TOO MUCH. PROBABLY HATE ME NOW,
HUH? NO, JENNY,
I DON’T HATE YOU. I REALLY LIKE YOU. I KNOW. FRIENDS? ( sighs ) I’LL SEE YOU
AT PRACTICE, CAPTAIN. THIS IS GONNA BE
A WEIRD YEAR, BRIAN. YOU SAID IT. YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? AS LONG AS THE THREE
OF US ARE TOGETHER– TED! GET BACK TO WORK! NO QUESTING UNTIL
YOU HAVE TEN PAGES. OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. ( soft knock at door ) SORRY, BUDDY.
YOU JUST TOLD US
TO KEEP YOU FOCUSED. HEY, BRIAN D!
MY BEST BUDDY!
WHAT’S UP? SO, MARY MATRIX MADE
YOU AND ME ROOMMATES. ISN’T THAT AWESOME? PUT ALL OF
MY STUFF EVERYWHERE.

Games That Embarrass The “AAA” Industry (The Jimquisition)


(stuttering) – Markets. (applause) (upbeat music) ♪ Born different ♪ ♪ Born innocent ♪ ♪ Born perfect, I’m not like you ♪ ♪ I’m a born lover ♪ – Today, we’re going to
talk about some good games that do good things. Can you believe it? Oh my, yes. These are games in or around
the so-called Triple A space that do not behave like
so-called Triple A games. And in exhibiting distinctly
non-Triple A behavior they absolutely shame,
humiliate, and embarrass big budget’s mainstream
so-called Triple A games. Some of them do it by
offering complete experiences, some of them do it with
a wealth of content, some of them do it with cosmetics. Oh, and speaking of cosmetics. (arcade game music) Oh that’s much better. That is much, much better. ♪ Don’t you wish your
girlfriend was hot like me ♪ (claps) ♪ Don’t you wish your
girlfriend wore a hat like me ♪ (claps) – Playing Borderlands 3 was
something of a revelation, not because it’s particularly
remarkable or brilliant as a game. It’s fine in general. It’s more Borderlands, with a
few extra gimmicks tacked on and that’s totally acceptable. No, no, no, no, no The revelation comes from
how it rewards the player not with gambling mechanics, not with the chance to pay
more money to earn more stuff No, Borderlands 3 does something
practically revolutionary in the modern Triple A gaming space. It actually rewards you for playing it! For just playing it! Borderlands 3 constantly
showers players with loot and riches to encourage them to play more. It is one of several games
that have come out recently that downright embarrass
the mainstream game industry by reminding us of what
games used to be like and what they could be again
if most publishers weren’t such grasping, money-hungry parasites. If you’ve played a Borderlands game, you know loot is a big
part of the experience. There are thousands and
thousands of guns with different rarity rankings, stat
changes, and unique features. Basically, a dungeon crawling
“loot-em-up” like Diablo but guns instead of swords. You can already imagine how this makes it ripe for exploitation by
unscrupulous publishers. Many of which have their
own Looter/Shooters, but really drab, repetitive,
awful takes on the idea. Trash like Anthem or The
Division where you just get incrementally better
pistols or assault rifles, really boring stuff, and anyone who wants a splash of color or
variety in their experience has to buy into the micro-transactions. Despite Borderlands being
published by one of the greediest corporate wank-barons out there, Borderlands 3 has managed
to remain a Looter/Shooter without loot boxes. A game primed for live service bullshit, but none of the monetary trappings. More than that, however, Borderlands 3 mixes in cosmetic rewards, actual fucking cosmetics
with its loot drops Yes, unlike most modern games,
where you can be expected to pay real money for a
new hat or color scheme, you can find skins for
your characters and guns, by just playing the damn
game and it feels awesome! Unlocking a new hairstyle or
skin is rare in Borderlands 3 but every time it happens, it
feels special, extra rewarding because you got something
unique and unexpected and cool among the usual avalanche of gumdrops. Borderlands 3 is inherently
more rewarding because go figure, it features
such a variety of rewards. Even though the game
itself is as a Shooter is not all that remarkable, the sense of reward absolutely stands out. Unlike with most Triple A (gibberish) video games, in Borderlands
3 I can take a character and make them look exactly like Scare Glow, the evil ghost of Skeletor, which was a ghost that
worked for Skeletor, it wasn’t Skeletor’s ghost that was eventually cleared up but look, here’s Scare Glow,
the evil ghost of Skeletor. Compare to Borderlands 3 to Overwatch, a game many would say is
objectively a better game but it’s a game where your
potential unlocks are found in a loot box system littered
with disappointing items and duplicates that exist to
try and frustrate the player. In Overwatch, you’re drip fed
the occasional free loot box as a prize for leveling up, but so many of the loot box
openings are deliberate letdowns robbing you of your sense of reward, in the hopes that you’ll spend money and chase the high you were denied. The high that you are
entitled to with someone who just leveled up, but didn’t
really get a reward for it. The free-to-play game Apex
Legends does this as well, it drip feeds the occasional loot box, but overtime it dishes out
these rewards less and less, and the loot boxes are, like Overwatch, filled to the brim with crap. Many games do this and it’s
something I’ve termed the Unreward System, a devious
scheme that does what video games are not suppose to do, disappoint the very
people playing the game. These days disappointment is a commodity, letting the player down, frustrating them, willfully cheating them
out of a reward that they have earned by playing, is
all part and parcel of the manipulative micro-transaction economy: exasperate and frustrate the player, get them chasing their
sense of achievement, their sense of, as EA calls
it, “Pride and Accomplishment”. In Borderlands 3, you can just, you know get stuff as you play
constantly and consistently. Even if a loot drop doesn’t
give you anything good, there’ll be another loot drop
literally around the corner and the in-game currency, all
of it actual in-game currency, rather than premium Monopoly
money, is given at such a rate that any item you want from
in-game storefronts is pretty affordable and only requires
more gameplay to achieve. Folks say that micro-transactions
for skins and costumes are fine because they’re just cosmetic. But Borderlands 3 demonstrates
what bullshit that excuse is. People claim cosmetic
mirco-transactions are fine because they don’t affect
gameplay, but they do. The affect cosmetic rewards
have on Borderlands 3 and ones’ enjoyment of it is tangible. No, it doesn’t make
you better at the game, but that’s only one way we judge gameplay and acting like its the only metric is being willfully blinkered. Unlocking cosmetics in Borderlands
3 always feels special. It feels like a unique treat. That is gameplay being affected because that positive experience
inherently impacts how I feel while playing the game. In short, it feels good to
unlock a cosmetic reward by playing it, which is
how it felt in many games before cosmetics were portioned off and placed squarely behind a pay-wall. Nowadays, cosmetics are used, not to give players a positive feeling, but to taunt and tease them
from behind said pay-wall. This is important to note. It’s important to contrast
the positive feeling one gets from Borderlands 3’s
expansive and varied loophole against the average
Ubisoft or ActiVision game. Other games have deliberately
elected to take a genuinely positive experience out of their game, in order to sell it back
to you for quick cash. Mainstream game studios
decided to make their games inherently less special,
less rewarding, less fun. They took out the concept
of finding rewards via self, of being
surprised and delighted, by a random drop or cool unlock. Now, you just buy the
shit you want outright in a grubby little transaction. No actual reward. Just another purchase in a
game you already purchased. No cool surprise for the
player, unless that surprise is squirreled away inside
a fucking loot box. Where Borderlands 3
constantly showers the player with rewards both mechanically
and cosmetically , most games in the mainstream
space now reserve their best items for their premium storefronts. Borderlands 3 exposes
how downright withholding modern Triple A video games have become. Just look at how soulless and tacky Ubisoft’s Ghost Recon Breakpoint is. Barely any aspect of the
games hasn’t been monetized: weapon upgrades, in-game cash
vehicles, crafting materials and a massive range of cosmetic items have all been price-tagged and sold to the player at a premium in a boring, sloth of a game that sells time savers to make the interminable
grind more bearable. It was even selling skill
points, outright skill points to just buy your character’s
progression until the backslash forced Ubisoft to do a
u-turn on that one element. Christ, Ghost Recon Breakpoint is shit. I never once felt the need for
time savers in Borderlands 3 because the experience
of playing and shooting and getting rewards was compelling enough that it didn’t feel like a grind. And call me old fashioned, but isn’t that how games are
supposed to fucking feel? They’re not meant to feel like a grind, like a goddamn chore. This is the difference
between a game designed to sell micro-transactions
and a game designed to just sell a good honest fun experience. One’s a job, one’s fun. And I’d rather pay for
fun than to do a job. Ghost Recon Breakpoint is fucking shit. Anyway, I didn’t want to
focus on shit games this week. We’re going to talk about good
games, games that do good. So, here we go again. Another game that’s made waves recently for its cosmetically
rewarding nature is Code Vein, an anime flavored Souls-alike
from Namco Bandai. Not being a Looter/Shooter, or any kind of loot-based game really, one doesn’t actually find cosmetic rewards while playing the game. Instead, players are given
an absolutely incredible character creator up front,
which allows them to make the anime bishounen or waifu
of their dreams and boy oh boy, did I make me a very pretty
boy with some pretty makeup and tight, tight pants. Very tight pants! And I made his clothes all pink and purple from a color palette that has
more range than Mariah Carey. The sheer depth of
creativity one can indulge in when making a character for Code Vein mirrors the scope of a
character creation system in another Namco property, Soulcalibur. While you can’t get quite as
wacky as you can in that game, Code Vein, nonetheless, gives you an overwhelming amount of flexibility. You can take accessories
and put them anywhere on your body you choose,
from all manner of gloves, glasses, cat ears, headphones. I wasted over an hour in the
character creation because there was just so much
to tinker around with and I wanted my beautiful
boy to look just right. Carefully applying my lipstick,
cycling through hair options with giddy indecision,
turning up the dial on the flamboyant coloration to find the right amount of eye-searing gaudiness. But this was all a mere
hors d’oeuvre, mere prologue when I found the goddamn hat. And if there’s one thing that this video should make abundantly clear, it’s that I am a bugger for a hat. I was blown away when I
realized that I could put a big fuck-off Carmen San Diego
hat on my character’s head. A big old hat with shades of Alucard, like something you’d find in Bloodborne, but massive and customizable
and gloriously absurd. Once I found the big hat, it was over. All other headwear was
null and void for me. And you want to know what’s sad? You want to know what’s pathetic? I was shocked and grateful for it. Thankful that the game
allowed my character to wear such an audacious hat without
charging me money for it. Me! Grateful! For a fucking hat. I mean, hats are some of the easiest micro-transactions fodder out there. It’s relatively simple and
unobtrusive for a developer to stick a hat on a character’s head and hats are always rather eye-catching. So, they’re tempting properties. Hats were hugely popular as
random drops in Team Fortress 2. And the game industry realized
pretty soon after that: “Hey, you can make money
selling these things.” If you want more than
a shitty little helmet in The Division 2, you are
expected to engage with its fully stocked premium store. But here I was, gazing upon
the majesty and splendor of my massive fucking anime
hat and my appreciation was off the bloody charts. Yet again there was a tangible
impact on gameplay here. No, it didn’t make my
character faster or stronger. I didn’t deal more damage, my
health bar wasn’t expanded, my massive pink hat didn’t
make me a better player. Lord knows it didn’t. But it made me a more enthusiastic player, a more contented player,
a more satisfied player because I had made my
character, in my color scheme, wearing my idea of tastefully
tasteless headwear. I felt intrinsically
more invested in the game because I was able to
invest my time into crafting a sublimely splendiferous pretty boy, whose vibrant colors and
nonsense hat would leave a mark, a deep scarring mark on any co-op players
I happen to encounter. Throughout my time with Code Vein, I would constantly stop to
admire my extravagant work, made even better by the
fact that you can return to a home-base area and
further tweak your design at literally any time. Code Vein happens to be a very
enjoyable game on top of that though, it certainly not
got a super wide appeal and it’s something of an acquired taste. It’s a complete experience without aggressive or predatory monetization, giving players outright
tools to visually alter their appearance on a whim, while
providing a surprisingly deep and complex approach to Souls-like combat. It has its issues. It’s relies on cheap tricks
like ambushes and ridiculous enemy tracking and pitfalls a bit too much and its cut scenes can be
irritatingly pointless. But it’s a game that, like Borderlands 3, offers a comprehensive amount
of content and somehow looks generous just for being a full
product, sold at full price. And it looks generous because
we’re being trained steadily to believe that it’s acceptable
for games to not be that. To no be feature complete. To not offer the full
suite of available content, yet still ask for the
same amount of money. I made a point a long time
ago and it’s worth repeating. It’s not like us to repeat
points on The Jimquisition, but here’s a point worth repeating: If cosmetics didn’t matter, Fashion Souls wouldn’t be a thing. People wouldn’t flock to the internet, flock to online communities to show off how they’ve used armor
pieces and gear pieces in Dark Souls to make fashion statements. People wouldn’t parade around in Dark Souls’ own online
modes, showing off. There are people that would do Fashion Souls processions in-game. They will enter someone
else’s game, wearing whatever fancy clothes and armor
pieces they’ve found, and just parade about the place. And that’s fun, and that is gameplay! That is a special form of
gameplay, is making a character you love the look of and
sharing that look elsewhere. How is that not gameplay? How does that not affect gameplay? The way you play and enjoy a game. It’s important. Cosmetics are important. Video game publishers
know they’re important, know they can slap a monetary value on it, and therefore, take all that
fun out make an inherently worse game, and sell you back what used to be in these
games as standards. Cosmetics matter! Matter! See, they matter. Goggles on this are making clacky noises. I have to fix that. Meanwhile, and I’m going
to take a diversion from the cosmetic here. You can take a look at the recent output of publisher Focus Home Interactive. Focus’ library these past
few years has been doing a tremendous job of keeping the idea of the mid-tier game alive. Games that don’t boast the
massive budget of a major Triple A game, but aren’t
small indie experiences either. Last generation and
generations before were stuffed full of these mid-tier experiences. Offering all sorts of
curious ideas and particular sometimes niche adventures. Most mainstream publishers
having adopted an all-or-nothing approach where they want
every game release to make all the money in the world
rather than just some money, have starved their audiences
of mid-tier level games. But Focus Home Interactive’s
roster of inventive studios has filled that hole with
enthusiastic thrusting. While BioWare was wasting
its and everyone else’s time with their live service garbage of Anthem, Don’t Nod Entertainment
and Spiders were giving us two rock solid BioWare flavored
RPGs in Vampyr and GreedFall Games with creative premises
and all the weird storytelling leveling up and hitting stuff
that you could hope for. Do you want an exquisite story
driven stealth action game with fantastic character development and an incredible foreboding atmosphere? I give you A Plague Tale:
Innocence, one of the best examples of such a game
I’ve ever friggin played. One of the best games
I’ve ever played, period. How about Call of Cthulhu? It’s not brilliant but
it’s a fun and moody little game about investigation. It’s a solid 7 out of 10, making it as good as Breath of the Wild. Focus even has its own
Souls-like series in The Surge, a Sci-Fi take on the subgenre, and The Surge 2 is fucking excellent. I didn’t even care that
much for the first one, but the sequel is, in my
opinion, utterly amazing! Even when most of the textures don’t load in the fucking thing,
it’s still incredible! The developers making Focus’
games are so damn creative and they offer complete games that last hours and hours and hours. They’re not as pretty
looking as mainstream games. They don’t boast massive
budgets and they are often a touch on the janky or buggy
side, and yet, they still feel more finished than most big budget games, offering a robust wealth of content and often at a cheaper
price than some of the underbaked, overly monetized
live service crap from an arrogantly self styled
Triple A publisher. The existence of Borderlands 3, Code Vein, and Focus Home Interactive’s
library should be a fucking embarrassment for
the mainstream industry. Anyone who’s worked on a grinding,
unrewarding, unfulfilling sliver of shallow trash from
EA, ActiVision, or UbiSoft should look at these games
and feel downright humiliated that they can’t produce
something so gratifying and worthwhile without first
charging even more money for a shallow facimily of satisfaction. There are games proving that
it’s viable and possible to make games that simply
sell themselves and provide exhilarating and encouraging
gameplay in exchange for that one time purchase. They show how restricted,
stripped down, and undermining modern games have become. And as game publishers work
overtime to scrub our memories of these sorts of productions,
it’s worth remembering they’re still out there. Games used to feel like
Borderlands 3, Code Vein, like Vampyr. All the time! It’s how they’re suppose to
feel and that is why these games I’ve talked about today put
the entire Triple A industry to fucking shame. Now I would like this video
to be a lot more positive than it is but unfortunately
there are caveats attached to some of the games we talked about. Borderlands 3, of course, I
don’t think we need to go too far into it, GearBox’s software history. The history of its CEO Randy Pitchford are a matter of public record. This show has talked about the
behavior of Randy Pitchford and the publisher 2K Games many
many times before, but it is how they, ya know, Randy
has been credibly accused of physically assaulting an
employee in a hotel lobby. He’s an asshole on
Twitter and he’s a liar, and 2K Games basically loves
to swing its legal dick around bullies people, he’s incredibly greedy, has turned NBA 2K as a
series into little more than a glorified free-to-play
mobile game except it charges a full premium game price tag. So that’s a bit of a sad thing. And then there’s Focus Home Interactive, I would have liked to
have done an entire video praising Focus to high heaven,
but there’s a reason why I talked specifically about its
developers more than it as a publisher because it as
a publisher has been, well, a bit of an asshole of late. Frogwares, the studio known
most famously for the weird janky, to be honest,
Sherlock Holmes games and the wonderfully awful, amusingly, entertainingly shite The Sinking City, basically
had any of their games that Focus published removed from storefronts and Focus will not give them
the rights to sell the game. Even though Frogwares owns the IP to their games, Focus doesn’t. The distribution agreement
has ended, but Focus said its got some new policy in
place now where it won’t allow developers to sell
games they literally own. I have a video on this
on the channel elsewhere. Do check it out. Although I do erroneously
say that Focus published The Sinking City, it did not. That was another publisher whose name I’ve now completely forgotten. So, this is useless information. But anyway. Do sort that out Focus, because
I’ve said many times before I love your output. I love what your studios are making. I think they are important games in an industry so infested, so ruined by a lot of modern development, concessions that have been made
in the name of monetization. I’m just incredibly
disappointed that you’re doing one of your studios dirty like this. Or at least one of the studios
you work with, that you treat them like that,
because without your studios, without the likes of Frogwares,
the like of Spiders, Cyanide Don’t Nod, you’d be nothing. Ultimately, you’d be nothing. So, sort it out, yeah? Don’t keep disappointing us and if you find some time
in your busy schedule, Focus you can join the rest of the nation and thank God for me. (funky alternative jazz) (funky alternative jazz) ♪Everybody’s thinkin’ ’bout me! ♪ (funky saxophone scale)


[MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: When I was 10 years
old, I explored my first dungeon and I slayed
my first dragon. As the years went on, I became
a very serious role-player, looking down my sleek, elven
nose at all of those stupid min-maxers around me. But sometimes you don’t
care about someone’s rich personal backstory. You don’t care about a
character’s precious little hopes and dreams. Sometimes, you just want to
kick in the door, kill the monster, and take its treasure
without any of that pesky role-playing. Today, on TableTop, my friends,
Felicia Day, Sandeep Parikh and legendary game
designer Steve Jackson are all here so that we can kick in the
door, mutilate the bodies and backstab each other as we
fight to see which one of us is the biggest Munchkin. [MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: Welcome to
Munchkin, a delightfully cruel parody of role-playing games. The goal is very simple. Get from Level 1 all the
way up to Level 10. To do that, we’re going to kick
in doors, bam, and fight the monsters that we
find behind them. Now, if a monster is too tough
for us, we can ask our friends for help. Maybe they’ll make
it less scary. A Level 6 Pukachu is a
lot scarier than a Level 1 Baby Pukachu. Of course, if a monster looks
like it’s getting to be too easy for us to defeat, those
same friends will turn around and make that monster harder
for us to defeat, like an intelligent Level 11 Pukachu. If we are able to defeat the
monster and don’t have to run away, we’re going to
go up a level. And we’ll get to take one
of its treasures, always something that helps us, like
a Plus 3 Bonus Chainsaw Of Bloody Dismemberment. Munchkin is a game where you
really find out who your friends are. Generally, not the people
sitting around the table with you. One of my favorite games
of all time. It is time to play Munchkin. [MUSIC PLAYING] FELICIA DAY: I’m Felicia Day. And I’m, probably, most known
for making web series or acting sometimes. Yeah, both. SANDEEP PARIKH: My name
is Sandeep Parikh. And I act in The Guild alongside
Felicia Day and the occasional Wil Wheaton. STEVE JACKSON: I’m
Steve Jackson. And I make games. And I’ve been doing it
for a long time. And I love it. WIL WHEATON: Steve,
you go first. STEVE JACKSON: And I noticed
that he started in the door. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. [LAUGHS] STEVE JACKSON: He’s already
trying to get ahead. FELICIA DAY: Come on, Sandeep. SANDEEP PARIKH: I’m
feeling good. I’m feeling good about
my chances. FELICIA DAY: Oh, get that. What the? Cheater! STEVE JACKSON: Well, I’ll start
by seeing what I drew. [MUSIC PLAYING] STEVE JACKSON: I have a Singing
& Dancing Sword. WIL WHEATON: Oh. FELICIA DAY: Oh, I always
like that one. WIL WHEATON: Good for you. STEVE JACKSON: It will fight
for me, no hands. And I can be a Hafling. WIL WHEATON: Oh,
congratulations. STEVE JACKSON: And, you know,
I am playing music to charm the monsters with a tuba. FELICIA DAY: Oh, my God. You’re so musical. WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] Yeah. STEVE JACKSON: Well, I know
Munchkin pretty well, because I wrote it. OK, time to open a door. [MUSIC PLAYING] STEVE JACKSON: Bam. WIL WHEATON: Oh, no. STEVE JACKSON: It’s the
Shrieking Geek. FELICIA DAY: Ooh. STEVE JACKSON: It’s Level 6. Right now, I’m a lousy Level
1, plus 2 bonus, that’s 3. [MUSIC PLAYING] STEVE JACKSON: I cannot beat
this crummy monster by myself. I need more. Who will help me, if it’s
worth two treasures? WIL WHEATON: Oh, let’s see. FELICIA DAY: I do
not help anyone. Sorry. SANDEEP PARIKH: I
can’t do squat. STEVE JACKSON: I didn’t
ask you for squat. WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] I don’t have anything in play
yet that I can use. STEVE JACKSON: OK. Well, I could bring myself
up to a tie. If anybody could help me with
even one point, it would be worth the first treasure. SANDEEP PARIKH: You’re at 8? WIL WHEATON: I’ll join you. STEVE JACKSON: You’ll join me? FELICIA DAY: Why are
you helping him? WIL WHEATON: I’m helping him
because I have dealt with enough shrieking geeks in my
life that I just want to see the Shrieking Geek destroyed. I’ll help you for a treasure. STEVE JACKSON: Right. WIL WHEATON: OK. First pick. STEVE JACKSON: He’s helping me
because he’s being bribed. So I throw Freezing Explosive
Potion at the Shrieking Geek, which almost does the job. And all you have to say
is, I’m helping, and step in behind me. WIL WHEATON: Oh. And using the power of help we
defeat the Shrieking Geek. STEVE JACKSON: Your level. WIL WHEATON: Oh, if only it was
that easy in real life. SANDEEP PARIKH: So you guys
have a total of how much? STEVE JACKSON: 7. WIL WHEATON: 7. SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh, no! STEVE JACKSON: 7? That’s right. FELICIA DAY: [GASPS] Oh! WIL WHEATON: Really? SANDEEP PARIKH: I don’t know. I my Shrieking Geek fans. FELICIA DAY: Wow! STEVE JACKSON: It’s an
Intelligent Shrieking Geek. SANDEEP PARIKH: And I have been
a shrieking geek, so I’m going to give some intelligence
to him. FELICIA DAY: Very high IQ. SANDEEP PARIKH: Plus
5 to my monster. STEVE JACKSON: You’re going
to see payback for that. WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] FELICIA DAY: Uh-oh. STEVE JACKSON: Predictably,
right at the end of your turn. SANDEEP PARIKH: Bummer. STEVE JACKSON: But for now,
we have to suck it up. WIL WHEATON: Sorry, Steve. I can’t help you. STEVE JACKSON: I can’t
do any more. FELICIA DAY: I’ve played
Munchkin about four or five times over the last
couple of years. I don’t consider myself a pro
Munchkin player, but I certainly am exposed
to the game. I’m going to be a Thief. WIL WHEATON: I’ll find
out who you are. FELICIA DAY: I’m going
to be a Thief. And that gives me the ability
to backstab other people during combat. And thank goodness. I’m an Elf. Look at that, guys. WIL WHEATON: A Thief? Isn’t that who you are
in Dragon Age? FELICIA DAY: Yeah. STEVE JACKSON: An Elf. A helpful little Elf. WIL WHEATON: It’s a little
on the nose, isn’t it? FELICIA DAY: I’m happy. My Elf card has an
elf, a blond elf with really big boobs. And I was just saying it would
be nice to be a redhead with big boobs, because I
like being an elf. That’s for sure. But blond, not so
good for this. And [INAUDIBLE]. Boom! Oh! SANDEEP PARIKH: Harpies! WIL WHEATON: Ooh, the Harpies. FELICIA DAY: And I can best
them, because I’m plus 3 and a plus 1. STEVE JACKSON: Mm-hm. FELICIA DAY: So I’m going to
assume that I beat these guys. WIL WHEATON: Yep, you do. And you get two treasures. FELICIA DAY: I get two
treasures face down. STEVE JACKSON: Face down. FELICIA DAY: And I
believe that– STEVE JACKSON: You level. FELICIA DAY: That’s the
end of my turn. Oh, yes. I do level. WIL WHEATON: You level, because
you beat the Harpies. STEVE JACKSON: OK. FELICIA DAY: Thank you. WIL WHEATON: Be proud
of being Level 2. FELICIA DAY: Yeah, I am proud. And that’s it. WIL WHEATON: All right. Wil’s turn. I played in a game with Steve at
a very small convention in Austin, Texas. And I won that game. And I got to walk around and
proclaim myself the biggest Munchkin for the rest
of the day. All right, I’m a Warrior! I am a Warrior carrying the
Shield Of Ubiquity for plus 4, because that’s awesome. I am going to kick in a door. Bam! Curse! Lose 1 small item. FELICIA DAY: Ooh. WIL WHEATON: But I don’t
have a small item. SANDEEP PARIKH: A big item. WIL WHEATON: Oh, It’s
a big item. STEVE JACKSON: It’s
a big item. That’s not small. FELICIA DAY: Whew. WIL WHEATON: Suck it, curse. All right. I’m going to go looking
for trouble. [MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: And I am going to
fight a Level 2 Pit Bull. And now I am beating the Level
2 Pit Bull because I fight at an effective level of 5, unless
anyone wants to mess with me or it. I defeat the Pit Bull. I gain a treasure, one of my
favorite treasures ever. And I’m going to cash in a
little bit here for a level. [MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: I have a
Pointy Hat Of Power. I also have the Pantyhose
Of Giant Strength. FELICIA DAY: Oh. STEVE JACKSON: And you’re
not putting those on? FELICIA DAY: Why would
you not wear those? WIL WHEATON: Because
I’m a Warrior. I can’t use them. FELICIA DAY: Oh. WIL WHEATON: Not usable
by a Warrior. So I’m going to cash those in. And now I’m going to take
myself to Level 3. And that will be the
end of my turn. SANDEEP PARIKH: I feel good
about my chances. It’s just a matter of pulling
the right cards. I mean, anything can
happen in Munchkin. That’s the beauty of the game. All right. WIL WHEATON: You’re
kicking the door? SANDEEP PARIKH: Yes, kicking
down the door. My short arms can’t reach. WIL WHEATON: There you go. Now you can flip it over. Bam! SANDEEP PARIKH: Great. WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] So now you can look
for trouble. Or if you want, you can loot
the room by drawing a face down door card. SANDEEP PARIKH: That’s
what I’m going to do. [MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: There you go. STEVE JACKSON: You do not
have to show that to us. SANDEEP PARIKH: OK. My turn is done. [MUSIC PLAYING] FELICIA DAY: Who’s blue? SANDEEP PARIKH: Wil’s blue. FELICIA DAY: Wil’s not
Level 3 any more. He’s– WIL WHEATON: What? FELICIA DAY: Steal A Level. SANDEEP PARIKH: Ooh. WIL WHEATON: Oh! FELICIA DAY: So basically,
now I’m Level 3. WIL WHEATON: Ooh! You! FELICIA DAY: Oh, you
want to do it. Steve’s like, let me help. [LAUGHS] STEVE JACKSON: I want to do it. Yeah. WIL WHEATON: Enjoy Level 3. It was a nice place to be. FELICIA DAY: Yeah, it was. WIL WHEATON: Yeah, it felt
good to be up there. FELICIA DAY: I’m going to– I just want to clear
my hand out. STEVE JACKSON: Right. Right. Right. FELICIA DAY: So I’m
going to Curse. You lose your class, buddy. SANDEEP PARIKH: Thanks. No! Oh! Dammit! FELICIA DAY: OK. And I’m going to kick
in the door. SANDEEP PARIKH: Kick it! FELICIA DAY: Oh! Poom! STEVE JACKSON: Kick it hard. Boom! FELICIA DAY: Oh! Warrior. STEVE JACKSON: And you
can be a Warrior. FELICIA DAY: I don’t really
want to be a Warrior. I like being a Thief the best. I am a Thief. So I’m hoping, somehow, I get
to backstab someone, just because that’s my ability. And I’m going to use
it if I have it. WIL WHEATON: I am going to
take advantage of this Convenient Addition Error that
I stole from Sandeep. SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh! WIL WHEATON: To go up a level. SANDEEP PARIKH: That hurts. FELICIA DAY: That really
actually hurts. WIL WHEATON: Which is awesome. FELICIA DAY: Yeah, that’s
pretty nice. WIL WHEATON: And I’m right back
here at Level 3, where I belonged all along. FELICIA DAY: Ooh. Get out of my room. WIL WHEATON: And now I’m going
to kick in a door. Bam! SANDEEP PARIKH: Ooh. WIL WHEATON: Ooh, Illusion. FELICIA DAY: Oh, that’s
a good one. WIL WHEATON: This is a
super useful card. FELICIA DAY: The biggest threat
to me is Wil Wheaton, because I know that he plays
a lot of Munchkin. I think he’s kind of
underplaying what he has in his hand. And I think he might come out
swinging a little bit. STEVE JACKSON: Make it boom. SANDEEP PARIKH: Boom! WIL WHEATON: Level 8. STEVE JACKSON: The
Ghoulfiends. SANDEEP PARIKH: Ghoulfiends! Love it. WIL WHEATON: This says, no
items help against them. Fight with your level only. You can try to run
away for fun. But you get a plus
2 to run away. You should try to run
away, Sandeep. SANDEEP PARIKH: OK,
let’s run away. WIL WHEATON: I mean, you’re
wearing the shoes. SANDEEP PARIKH: Guys,
let’s run away. [MUSIC PLAYING] FELICIA DAY: You’re going
to– oh, not. WIL WHEATON: You’ve successfully
run away. SANDEEP PARIKH: Yes. I accomplished nothing. WIL WHEATON: And it’s like
Comic-Con 2009 all over again. FELICIA DAY: Steve is the dude
who owns the game, so he’s probably the best player. STEVE JACKSON: Door time. Boom! FELICIA DAY: Ooh. STEVE JACKSON: Be something
little and wimpy. Yes! FELICIA DAY: Why
do you always– WIL WHEATON: What is
with you with the little, wimpy monsters? FELICIA DAY: You do. It’s not fair. STEVE JACKSON: A cheap
shot is still a shot. OK, the Large Angry Chicken. FELICIA DAY: Guys, we have
to group up on him. I think he knows this
game really well. SANDEEP PARIKH: I think he
can hear you whispering. STEVE JACKSON: So if nobody’s
messing with me, I’m– WIL WHEATON: Well, actually,
as it turns out– Steve kept drawing
Level 2 monsters. So I decided, enough with
the Level 2 monsters. I must draw a line. And then I went through every
card in my hand, to make sure that that didn’t happen. Please enjoy the Wandering
Floating Nose. SANDEEP PARIKH: Ooh! FELICIA DAY: Ooh! STEVE JACKSON: OK. FELICIA DAY: There’s drips. WIL WHEATON: The Floating
Nose is a horrible one. STEVE JACKSON: Level 10, so
that’s 12 levels of stuff. WIL WHEATON: It’s 12
levels of oh, crap. FELICIA DAY: Yeah. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. SANDEEP PARIKH: That’s going
to be tough to beat. STEVE JACKSON: Well,
does anybody– including you, dammit– want to help me against
12 levels of stuff? WIL WHEATON: But see, you
fight at Level 4? STEVE JACKSON: Yeah. FELICIA DAY: I fight at 7. WIL WHEATON: You know, as it
turns out, I can actually help you defeat– STEVE JACKSON: You could
actually help. WIL WHEATON: I could help you
defeat the Floating Nose for all the treasure. STEVE JACKSON: Nonsense. I’ll give you the first
and the last. FELICIA DAY: Steve is definitely
a big bargainer. I’d never actually played
with anybody who wanted to wheel and deal. I felt like sometimes, I
was at a flea market. Yeah, I’m going to help you
out with all the treasure. STEVE JACKSON: Now, I’m not
taking that from you any more than I’m taking– WIL WHEATON: Wait. Why are you giving him the
same deal I’m giving him? FELICIA DAY: Because, now
I think about it– WIL WHEATON: Because
you’re an Elf. And you want to go up a level. FELICIA DAY: Well, I’m
thinking about it. STEVE JACKSON: You should help
me for none of the treasure, because you get a level. FELICIA DAY: No. I’m not helping you for
none of the treasure. Hello? I’ll take the first and
the last treasure. STEVE JACKSON: The first. FELICIA DAY: No. STEVE JACKSON: Fine. The first and the last. FELICIA DAY: Yes! Yes! Did you see my poker face? WIL WHEATON: What an incredible
bargain you drive. FELICIA DAY: So I could get 8. And that’s it. [MUSIC PLAYING] SANDEEP PARIKH: I could
get you over the top. FELICIA DAY: Really? SANDEEP PARIKH: Yeah. FELICIA DAY: No. We’re going to combo up
and help you out. The most fun round was when
I jumped in to help Steve. And then Sandeep jumped
in to help Steve. STEVE JACKSON: Three of
us tried to cooperate. And Wil was the odd
man out, because I didn’t take his deal. FELICIA DAY: That means
you’ll go up a level. I’ll go up a level. You get one treasure. I get one treasure. SANDEEP PARIKH: No, give me both
treasures, because you’re both getting levels. I’m not getting squat. I’m still on Level 1, sitting
here like a little dufus. [LAUGHTER] FELICIA DAY: OK. WIL WHEATON: So go ahead
and throw in. STEVE JACKSON: Here we go. Throw it. She’s helping me. SANDEEP PARIKH: I feel like
you’re going to try to– WIL WHEATON: You should
be nervous. SANDEEP PARIKH: Really? WIL WHEATON: Yeah. SANDEEP PARIKH: You’re playing
Munchkin with me. You should be nervous. SANDEEP PARIKH: Well,
come on, guy. WIL WHEATON: OK. There’s your Cotion Of
Ponfusion, which gives you guys plus 3 to your side. FELICIA DAY: Nice. WIL WHEATON: It’s a bummer. It’s such a bummer that the
Large Angry Chicken brought out his Pretty Balloons. FELICIA DAY: No! WIL WHEATON: Giving himself
an additional plus 5. FELICIA DAY: Wow! WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] STEVE JACKSON: Ooh! That is harsh. SANDEEP PARIKH: Yeah. Well no, he’s good. He’s a sly devil. FELICIA DAY: He’s definitely one
of those guys that loves to keep that backstab or that
one card in his back pocket to just own other people. He’s kind of like a sniper, I
would say, a sniper player. STEVE JACKSON: Then
here we go. We can’t do anything. FELICIA DAY: OK. STEVE JACKSON: We’ll let you
do the running first. FELICIA DAY: I’m going
to run first. I’ve got a plus 1 as an elf. STEVE JACKSON: From
the chicken? FELICIA DAY: Oops! Oh, gosh. STEVE JACKSON: OK. FELICIA DAY: Ooh! STEVE JACKSON: Oh! FELICIA DAY: I got a 6, a 7. STEVE JACKSON: You totally got
away from the chicken. FELICIA DAY: I got
away from the– STEVE JACKSON: Now you’ve
got to run away from the Floating Nose. FELICIA DAY: I’ve got
both of them? STEVE JACKSON: Yes. WIL WHEATON: Those
were monsters. STEVE JACKSON: They’re both
after both of us. FELICIA DAY: Do I have to run
away from the balloons? STEVE JACKSON: No. WIL WHEATON: No. FELICIA DAY: OK. STEVE JACKSON: That’s
just a helper. WIL WHEATON: They
can’t help you. FELICIA DAY: 5. STEVE JACKSON: 4? You got away from
both of them. FELICIA DAY: Is that plus? What? Plus 4. WIL WHEATON: Dammit! FELICIA DAY: Yes. STEVE JACKSON: OK. Now I’ve got to run away
from both of them. FELICIA DAY: OK. STEVE JACKSON: The tuba
gives me a plus 3. FELICIA DAY: Oh. WIL WHEATON: Does it really give
you plus 3 to run away? FELICIA DAY: That’s crazy. STEVE JACKSON: You thought
I was bluffing. You weren’t even reading
my card. WIL WHEATON: Oh, that’s great. That’s awesome. STEVE JACKSON: OK. FELICIA DAY: You are good. You are good. STEVE JACKSON: I want
to not roll a 1. FELICIA DAY: OK. WIL WHEATON: Please roll a 1. STEVE JACKSON: Got away
from the chicken. WIL WHEATON: All right. You got away from the chicken. FELICIA DAY: You’re
schizophrenic in this game. STEVE JACKSON: Same roll
to get away from the Floating Nose. WIL WHEATON: At this point– STEVE JACKSON: I got away
from the Floating Nose. SANDEEP PARIKH: Wow. FELICIA DAY: And we blew
all our great cards. And it turned out
to be a wash. And it was kind of fun,
actually, because there was a lot of coordination. And even though it was a net
zero, it was actually a really fun round. STEVE JACKSON: So you
did not hurt us. You did not hurt my friend here,
who tried to help me, though, there was a level
in it for her. FELICIA DAY: Just out of
the good of my heart. STEVE JACKSON: Done. [MUSIC PLAYING] FELICIA DAY: Because this is a
hot redhead in leather armor, I’m going to put my Slimy Armor
away and get the hot Leather Armor on. WIL WHEATON: Oh, my God. FELICIA DAY: Just for looks. WIL WHEATON: No, seriously. It’s Dragon Age all
over again. SANDEEP PARIKH: Felicia,
she uses her sex to get what she wants. She’s like, oh, oh, I’m going to
put this Leather Armor on, guys, trying to distract you to
make you visualize her in leather armor. FELICIA DAY: My rationale is
that people might not make me a target, because I’m cute. [LAUGHS] A little bit. I don’t know. SANDEEP PARIKH: I
don’t like it. FELICIA DAY: Bam! Ooh! Level 4, Snails on Speed. And since that is a Level 4 and
I’m at a Level 15, I am going to kill him,
unless somebody would like to do something. SANDEEP PARIKH: Let’s
put this poor bastard out of his misery. FELICIA DAY: [LAUGHS] WIL WHEATON: Yeah, seriously. SANDEEP PARIKH: All right. FELICIA DAY: And I
get two treasure. And I can put down an item,
which is a plus 4 bonus Cloak Of Obscurity, only usable
by thieves. But I’m a Thief. STEVE JACKSON: That’s her. OK. FELICIA DAY: I’m looking
so good. My outfit is so good
right now. SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh,
hey, I’m Felicia. Oh, I’m Felicia. Oh, I want my clothes
to be pretty. FELICIA DAY: Just for
my outfit’s sake– STEVE JACKSON: That,
guys, is a hint. FELICIA DAY: I’m going
to put my bow in my backpack, because I– WIL WHEATON: What? FELICIA DAY: I want to use a
Buckler and a Sneaky Bastard Sword, just because my
outfit’s going to look cooler that way. STEVE JACKSON: Yeah. FELICIA DAY: I had a Cloak. I had a Leather Armor on. I had an awesome dagger
and a buckler. And I was looking good. FELICIA DAY: And scene. SANDEEP PARIKH: Wow. Good scene. WIL WHEATON: Wow. That was really a good
scene for you. SANDEEP PARIKH: Good scene. WIL WHEATON: OK. FELICIA DAY: I look
so pretty now. WIL WHEATON: OK. FELICIA DAY: Hubba! WIL WHEATON: OK, I’m going
to kick in a door. Bam! It’s a Level 4 Undead Horse. FELICIA DAY: Ooh. WIL WHEATON: Now I’m going to
fight the Undead Horse. I am fighting at Level 7. The Undead Horse is Level 4,
so I’m beating it handily, unless anyone wants
to mess with me. The Undead Horse is
dead, which means that I gain a level. And I get two treasures. And I think the first thing I
have to do is immediately Boil An Anthill. FELICIA DAY: Aw. WIL WHEATON: In celebration of
defeating that guy there. And I will now go up
another level. Also, I am going to sell
my Chainsaw Of Bloody Dismemberment. STEVE JACKSON: Gee. WIL WHEATON: For double,
because I’m a Halfling. STEVE JACKSON: Yeah. WIL WHEATON: So that takes it up
to 1,200, which means that I gain another level. FELICIA DAY: OK, somebody
needs to stop. WIL WHEATON: To Level 7, OK? STEVE JACKSON: [INAUDIBLE]. WIL WHEATON: And really? You’re going to talk
about stopping? FELICIA DAY: Look. I’m ready. I’m dressed for success. [LAUGHTER] WIL WHEATON: I think Felicia
completely misses the point of Munchkin, because she cares
about how her character looks. But honestly, this is what
it’s like with her with everything in the world. SANDEEP PARIKH: This is scored
like golf right? Like the lowest? FELICIA DAY: [LAUGHS] WIL WHEATON: You know what? No. SANDEEP PARIKH: OK. Let’s kick down a door. WIL WHEATON: Here’s a card. Door coming. SANDEEP PARIKH: Bam! FELICIA DAY: Oh, no! WIL WHEATON: Oh! Lose Your Race! SANDEEP PARIKH: Awesome. WIL WHEATON: But you don’t have
a race, so who cares? SANDEEP PARIKH: Well, do I have
to lose my physical– WIL WHEATON: No. SANDEEP PARIKH: I’m
no longer Indian. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. FELICIA DAY: [LAUGHS] SANDEEP PARIKH: I’m
no longer Indian. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh! Cursed again! [LAUGHS] It’s so fair. WIL WHEATON: But you
can loot the room. FELICIA DAY: You can loot
the room and get another door thing. SANDEEP PARIKH: I’m going
to have to do it. [MUSIC PLAYING] SANDEEP PARIKH: [SIGHS] FELICIA DAY: It’s a good card. I could tell from that face. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. Yeah. FELICIA DAY: What is that? Excellent card? WIL WHEATON: Yep. That’s his I love
this card face. SANDEEP PARIKH: All right. Let’s see. That is the end of my turn. [LAUGHS] FELICIA DAY: Oh! WIL WHEATON: Aw. So sad. STEVE JACKSON: I have nothing to
do, except kick down a door with the same old tuba. Beep! Bam! FELICIA DAY: Oh! Oh! Oh! STEVE JACKSON: Oh! Oh! A nasty one. WIL WHEATON: King Tut! STEVE JACKSON: One that
I’m going to have to ask for help on. FELICIA DAY: Oh, Tut. WIL WHEATON: King Tut, mm-hm. That guy is a dick. STEVE JACKSON: It is King Tut. SANDEEP PARIKH: I
want to help. FELICIA DAY: I will help you. STEVE JACKSON: Well, OK. We need a 16. And I think we decided I
was fighting as a 10. FELICIA DAY: Yeah. STEVE JACKSON: And so we know
you both can help me. Let’s hear your offers
to help me. I know you get a level
if you help. FELICIA DAY: i will
offer, out of the goodness of my elf heart. STEVE JACKSON: You’ll
do it for free. SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh, crap. WIL WHEATON: Your what? Your what? FELICIA DAY: Goodness
of my elf heart. WIL WHEATON: Elf fart? SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh, man. WIL WHEATON: Ha! Fart jokes, never not funny! FELICIA DAY: Oh. STEVE JACKSON: I’m accepting
her help. OK, I get two levels
for King Tut. FELICIA DAY: And I get one
level, because I’m a elf. STEVE JACKSON: You get one
level, because you are an elf with a Southern accent. FELICIA DAY: I’m an elf. STEVE JACKSON: I get them
all, but you see them. WIL WHEATON: Yuppie Water. The Eleven Foot Pole. FELICIA DAY: Oh, that was what
we were talking about. WIL WHEATON: Doppleganger! FELICIA DAY: Doppleganger! Oh, that’s nice. WIL WHEATON: Oh, and
Mithril Armor. FELICIA DAY: Oh! Whoa! STEVE JACKSON: So the question
is, can I use any of these? We’ll see. Well, the armor’s big. I’ve already got a tuba. FELICIA DAY: The tuba is a
nice item, I have to say. SANDEEP PARIKH: Mm-hm. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. So that’s a vote of confidence
for you, band geeks, straight from the mouth of Felicia Day. STEVE JACKSON: This
is a lovely card. WIL WHEATON: Feel good about
yourselves when you’re out there walking on the street in
front of the school at 6 o’clock in the morning. FELICIA DAY: I think a euphonium
is the sexiest instrument. It’s a tiny tuba. WIL WHEATON: Wow. FELICIA DAY: And it’s the
most underutilized instrument of the– STEVE JACKSON: People who even
know what a euphonium is– SANDEEP PARIKH: Why
do you know that? FELICIA DAY: It’s because
I’m a music major. There’s was a guy named
Ezra, who was the euphonium player in the– SANDEEP PARIKH: And did you
hook up with that guy? FELICIA DAY: No. SANDEEP PARIKH: Come on. FELICIA DAY: No. Definitely not. WIL WHEATON: No. You know why? Because his tuba was so tiny. FELICIA DAY: [LAUGHS] SANDEEP PARIKH: Ooh. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. STEVE JACKSON: It’s not the size
of the instrument, Will. We keep telling you. OK. WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] STEVE JACKSON: 1,000, selling. Leveling, please. Dumping in treasure discards. WIL WHEATON: All right! Everybody’s at level– sev– oh. STEVE JACKSON: Yeah. SANDEEP PARIKH: Wah, wah. STEVE JACKSON: Finishing. SANDEEP PARIKH: Day 47. Level 2 is starting
to eat at my soul. WIL WHEATON: Sandeep is a
good Munchkin player. He just kind of got
hosed by the deck. There just wasn’t a
lot for him to do. STEVE JACKSON: I hate it
when it happens to me. It was OK when it
happened to him. [MUSIC PLAYING] FELICIA DAY: I’m going to
kick down the door. WIL WHEATON: Bam! FELICIA DAY: Bam! Oh, it’s a Wight Brothers! [GASPS] WIL WHEATON: Ooh, it’s
a Wight Brothers. FELICIA DAY: Oh,
they are nasty. But I think I out-level them. So I am Level 7. And then I have– oh, 8 plus 14 is 22. I kill them my own self. WIL WHEATON: They are
super bad news. SANDEEP PARIKH: I know. It’s too bad they spawned. FELICIA DAY: [GASPS] WIL WHEATON: Oh no! Mate! SANDEEP PARIKH: I guess no one’s
helping me, so I’m going to just screw you over. WIL WHEATON: Oh! [LAUGHTER] FELICIA DAY: I have
a Magic Lamp. STEVE JACKSON: If you use
that, you [INAUDIBLE]. FELICIA DAY: If I use this, I
could get rid of the Mate. STEVE JACKSON: Yes. FELICIA DAY: And I could level
two levels with this and take four treasures. So I’m going to do that. STEVE JACKSON: Unless we mess
with her, she’s going to go up to Level 9. WIL WHEATON: Yep. STEVE JACKSON: And she will
get eight treasures. FELICIA DAY: OK, guys. SANDEEP PARIKH: I think– STEVE JACKSON: No [INAUDIBLE]. WIL WHEATON: Hang on. Hang on. I got this. Curse. Lose one big item. FELICIA DAY: Lose a big item? WIL WHEATON: Yeah. Lose a big item. FELICIA DAY: I could
use the Big Rock. WIL WHEATON: Use
your Big Rock. FELICIA DAY: So I have
to discard it. WIL WHEATON: OK. FELICIA DAY: But it says 7? WIL WHEATON: Now tell me
what your level is. FELICIA DAY: 7 plus 8
is 15, 16, 17, 18. WIL WHEATON: OK. The Wight Brothers
are now Level 19. FELICIA DAY: [SIGHS] You’re the worst ever. WIL WHEATON: I’m pretty sure
that, when you say worst, you mean best. FELICIA DAY: No. Absolutely not. WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] Are you sure? FELICIA DAY: I mean, my
English is clear. OK, what’s your deal, Steve? STEVE JACKSON: I can
give you plus 2. FELICIA DAY: Oh. STEVE JACKSON: Which
pushes you over. And I’ll do it for
the first two treasures out of your eight. FELICIA DAY: Absolutely,
Steve. I mean, that is a– WIL WHEATON: What
are you doing? SANDEEP PARIKH: Why
would you do that? Why are you giving
her the game? WIL WHEATON: Wow. STEVE JACKSON: I’m not. I’m only giving her Level 9. SANDEEP PARIKH: I will
slash your tires. WIL WHEATON: Oh! STEVE JACKSON: You will
have to come to Austin to slash my tires. SANDEEP PARIKH: Yeah. I’ll fly out there. [LAUGHTER] SANDEEP PARIKH: It’s
worth my time. FELICIA DAY: So alright. That’s a good deal. Absolutely. [INAUDIBLE]. STEVE JACKSON: I’m
helping you. FELICIA DAY: All right. STEVE JACKSON: Playing. FELICIA DAY: Whoa! OK, great. WIL WHEATON: Yuppie Water. FELICIA DAY: All right. I was 18 before. Now I’m 20. SANDEEP PARIKH: Against
his 19. FELICIA DAY: Yeah. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. No, no, no, no, 19. 19. SANDEEP PARIKH: Yeah,
that’s what I said. WIL WHEATON: You’re too young. You don’t know what
I just referenced. SANDEEP PARIKH: What’s
the reference? WIL WHEATON: I’m referencing
Paul Hardcastle’s seminal ’80s tune, “19.” SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh, God. I fell asleep while
you were talking. [LAUGHTER] FELICIA DAY: Oh, that
was a good one. You should get an extra card. You should get a treasure
for that. WIL WHEATON: Shut up! FELICIA DAY: You lose! We beat the Wight Brothers. STEVE JACKSON: I’ve
got the decider. I say you get a– Felicia is a deeply frightening
player. She is paying attention
all the time. WIL WHEATON: What is going on? FELICIA DAY: Well, that’s
our eight treasures. I go up two levels. I’m Level 9 now. Steve stays back there. But he gets two, the top two. STEVE JACKSON: I’m going
to take these. FELICIA DAY: Oh. STEVE JACKSON: Yes. FELICIA DAY: You
are the worst. STEVE JACKSON: You didn’t
make the noise. FELICIA DAY: You’re
not the worst. STEVE JACKSON: yeah. He’s the worst. I’m the second worst. FELICIA DAY: He’s the worst. You’re the second worst. STEVE JACKSON: I’m going
up two levels. FELICIA DAY: Oh, wow. STEVE JACKSON: When Felicia went
to Level 9, because we worked together, I got the
first two treasure cards. And I went up right
behind her. So it’s not all stabbing. You have to help people. And then you stab them. FELICIA DAY: We are
so close, guys. I can smell the gold coins. SANDEEP PARIKH: Give
me something. I’m going to kick
this door down. Bam! I got a Curse. Of course, I do. WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] SANDEEP PARIKH: This game would
not be complete without cursing me one more time. Oh, hey! I’m Sandeep. I’m really attractive
and normal. And oh, I pulled a curse. And then another curse
and another curse. That’s pretty much the game. So I will be fighting
with a 2. FELICIA DAY: Ooh. That’s kind of sad, dude. I helped you out. You look awesome. Look at this bandana. The dude didn’t really
get a chance. I mean, his card pulls
were so bad, I felt kind of bad for him. That’s why I gave
him a bandana. STEVE JACKSON: Here
we go again. FELICIA DAY: I gave
you a bandana. [LAUGHTER] STEVE JACKSON: Here
comes the boom. FELICIA DAY: Boom! STEVE JACKSON: A Lame Goblin. [ALL] Oh. WIL WHEATON: Balls! FELICIA DAY: Guys, we can’t
let this happen. SANDEEP PARIKH: I just picked
up a pretty good spoiler. What has he got going on? Let’s read his– FELICIA DAY: What
level are you? WIL WHEATON: If he beats the
Lame Goblin, he wins the game. STEVE JACKSON: I’m Level 9. SANDEEP PARIKH: Right. No, we have to stop
him, clearly. STEVE JACKSON: I add to it
a crummy 6, so I’m– FELICIA DAY: So you’re
at Level 15. STEVE JACKSON: What would happen
if you helped me win? FELICIA DAY: Nothing
will happen, because I would not win. STEVE JACKSON: Wrong. Wrong. WIL WHEATON: No, you’ll actually
go up a level. FELICIA DAY: So we would
win together. WIL WHEATON: And you’d
win together. You would have a
shared victory. STEVE JACKSON: We would go to
Level 10 at the same moment. FELICIA DAY: Ooh. It feels a little dirty,
but I might do it. Let’s see what you guys have. WIL WHEATON: Every nerd in the
world just backed this up and recorded, “It feels a little
dirty, but I want to see you do it.” FELICIA DAY: Yeah. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. That chip is being put
into Build-A-Bears all over the country. FELICIA DAY: Build-A-Bears? Really? WIL WHEATON: Right now. Yeah. SANDEEP PARIKH: Come
on, folks, let’s just take them down. WIL WHEATON: Yep. FELICIA DAY: It’s going to be
such a cliche if he wins. WIL WHEATON: First
of all, that Lame Goblin is an Illusion. FELICIA DAY: Wow. WIL WHEATON: It’s actually
a Level 8 Amazon. STEVE JACKSON: OK. Well– WIL WHEATON: Your
move, Sandeep. STEVE JACKSON: That made
it a little harder. WIL WHEATON: Humongous
by itself. STEVE JACKSON: [INAUDIBLE] Amazon. FELICIA DAY: Ooh. WIL WHEATON: What’s up? All right. STEVE JACKSON: Fine. I have a Doppleganger. Double my combat strength. SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh, fine. FELICIA DAY: Whoa! WIL WHEATON: Oh! STEVE JACKSON: I’m showing
30 against the 18. SANDEEP PARIKH: I’ve
got very little. FELICIA DAY: Put it in there. It might make the difference. WIL WHEATON: You should
do everything. STEVE JACKSON: Don’t
hold anything back. So now I’m a level 26, because
I just got potions. FELICIA DAY: So I can backstab
for 2, correct? WIL WHEATON: Yes. STEVE JACKSON: Which would
get it down to 6. FELICIA DAY: And then I have
a plus 5 to either side. STEVE JACKSON: Which would
get it down to 1. SANDEEP PARIKH: Come on! FELICIA DAY: [LAUGHS] So now– STEVE JACKSON: I’m 1 up. WIL WHEATON: He’s still beating
it by one point. I think we’ve done everything
we can do. STEVE JACKSON: You’re tapped. You’re tapped. You’re tapped. FELICIA DAY: I’m tapped out. All I have is a Rat
On A Stick. So that’s not doing anything. STEVE JACKSON: Move me. WIL WHEATON: Steve Jackson? STEVE JACKSON: Move
me, henchman. SANDEEP PARIKH: Oh! FELICIA DAY: Steve
just pwned us. STEVE JACKSON: The worst that
could have happened would have been sharing victory
with Felicia. WIL WHEATON: Steve Jackson is
the winner of Munchkin. Sandeep and Felicia, I will
join you on the couch of defeat in just a moment. STEVE JACKSON: And it
was one level away from a shared victory. If she had popped up
one more level– FELICIA DAY: [LAUGHS] Bam! STEVE JACKSON: I would have
had to let her again. WIL WHEATON: Steve? I will see you downstairs in
front of the Wall of Victory. STEVE JACKSON: The
Wall of Victory! [MUSIC PLAYING] SANDEEP PARIKH: Steve? Well, clearly, he has to create
games to win them, OK? That’s all I’m going to say. [MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: Well, the important
thing is we try. FELICIA DAY: Yes. WIL WHEATON: The good thing
about losing on TableTop is that, while the winner just gets
a trophy, the losers get a glass full of bourbon. But the bad news about losing
on TableTop is that it’s not actually bourbon. It’s carbonated iced tea. FELICIA DAY: Well,
it’s a web show. WIL WHEATON: Yeah. So we should– SANDEEP PARIKH: Mm,
it tastes poisony. FELICIA DAY: Mm-hm. WIL WHEATON: Oh, God. That’s what losing
tastes like. FELICIA DAY: It does
not taste good. WIL WHEATON: This is what
losing tastes like. FELICIA DAY: I think
I am sated. WIL WHEATON: OK. I’m going to go downstairs and
talk to Steve and find out what winning tastes like. I’m fairly confident it
doesn’t taste like carbonated ice tea. SANDEEP PARIKH: Do I have to
keep sitting on the floor? WIL WHEATON: Yes. FELICIA DAY: [SIGHS] [WHISPERS] It’s OK. SANDEEP PARIKH: He’s
the worst. FELICIA DAY: You
can have mine. Ooh, don’t. Ooh. SANDEEP PARIKH: [BELCH] WIL WHEATON: We are standing
here in front of the Wall of Victory. Steve Jackson, who, of course,
went to Level 10, is here as the main resident of the Hall of
Victory today on TableTop. Steve, congratulations. By winning the game, you get the
official TableTop Trophy of Awesome. As you can tell, we spared
no expense on the trophy. STEVE JACKSON: Can I touch it? WIL WHEATON: Of course,
you can touch it. As a matter of fact, I’m going
to put your name on it right now, so that everyone
knows it’s yours. There. Go ahead and hold
that trophy up. Now, if you’d like to tell the
folks at home anything, if you have any thank-yous, or if you’d
like to threaten your enemies, now is the
time to do it. STEVE JACKSON: I have
no enemies left. WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS] They’ve already been
vanquished? STEVE JACKSON: Thank you,
for a great game. WIL WHEATON: Well, thank
you, for a great game. STEVE JACKSON: It was so
much fun to be here. And it was so much fun
to tromp you all. WIL WHEATON: Oh. That’s fantastic. Now I need the trophy
back, because it’s a very low-budget show. We can’t afford trophies
for everyone. STEVE JACKSON: Got it. Got it. WIL WHEATON: But here is the
tape with your name on it, so that, for the rest of the day,
you and everyone you meet will know that your name is Steve. STEVE JACKSON: I’m speechless. WIL WHEATON: As you should be. Thanks for watching. See you next time on TableTop. [MUSIC PLAYING]

LET’S PLAY SUPER MARIO QUADRATICS

October 7, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

LET’S PLAY SUPER MARIO QUADRATICS


Today I wanna play my new favorite game, Super
Mario Quadratics. The game was created inside desmos.com, a free online graphing calculator
by a math teacher named John Rowe and somehow it go retweeted into my timeline and I couldn’t
be happier that it was because I love it but before we play let’s fuel up on gamer knowledge.
When Mario jumps, in fact whenever anything jumps, whenever anything is tossed into the
air here in Earth’s uniform gravitational field, the path it follows is the shape of
a parabola which means it can be described by a quadratic function. A function is just
a mapping between an input set of numbers and an output set of numbers such that every
number in the input set connects to one number in the output set. Now if there’s a rule
that allows me to easily when given an input number tell you which output number it’s
connected to that’s awesome. And that rule might be for example, take the input number
and double it so if you give me two I know that the two in the input set connects to,
what is two doubled, four. It connects to four in the output set. Uhh ten in the input
set connects to twenty in the output set and so on. Every single one of those pairs, two
four, ten twenty, one hundred two hundred, that entire collection of pairs is the function
itself. Here on my screen I have an equation y=x. If y represents numbers in our output
set and x represents our input set then we can actually create two axes. This horizontal
one is an x axis and this vertical one is a y axis and we can plot all of those pairs
of points and create a beautiful line in the case of y=x. Y=x means that if you give me
an x, an input value of say 3, right here, I know what the output value will be. Since
y=x the x value being 3 gives us a y value of 3 right there, boom! Whoops I hit 3.01.
Right there, boom! That was 2.99. Right there (3,3). That ordered pair is in our function
but look we’re not here to talk about just any old function. We’re here to talk about
quadratic functions. So let’s raise x to the power of 2. Boom! A parabola. Here every
value on the x axis is paired with the value on the y axis that equals that x value squared.
So what is two squared? Four! (2,4). Boom! Almost made it. There it is! But what is -2
squared? Well that’s just 4 as well so (-2,4) is also in the function. You might notice
a problem here. This does not look like a path Mario would follow when he jumps. We
might need to transform this graph a little bit and that is exactly what Super Mario Quadratics
is all about. So let’s talk about how to transform the shape and position of a parabola
on a graph. Let me first of all try to shift the parabola up and down. Right now it’s
vertex is at (0,0) where x=0 and y=0. But if I wanted that to be higher it really wouldn’t
be that difficult. I would just add a number here because y=x^2. But if it equals x^2+1,
hey! I’ve just shifted the whole parabola up one unit. You give me an x, say 0, I square
it, still 0 but then I add 1 and we’ve got (0,1). Okay but what if I wanted to move it
down I think you’re probably way ahead of me, just subtract. Now I can over it down.
I can move it down 1. I can move it down 8. I can move it down just half a unit. Not too
shabby. But what if I wanted to move it left and right. Well now I have to change something
about the x value that I’m putting in. Before I square it would be ideal. So take a look
at this. If I don’t just make y=x^2 but instead decide to do something like adding,
whoops! Adding, 1. Hey! Look at that! If I add one to x before it’s squared the whole
parabola shifts to the left. So it goes, it’s vertex, in fact every point moves in the negative
direction and that’s because now whatever x value I give you doesn’t just gets squared.
Instead the value one above it gets squared and that becomes the y value. So to get for
instance y=0 I need an input value, an x value that is such that when you add 1, it’s square
is 0. And that would be -1 for x. -1+1 is 0 squared is 0. Okay so adding to the x brings
us to the left which means let’s just check to make sure, subtracting from x brings us
to the right. Beautiful. Perfect. But now let’s make the parabola fatter or thinner.
If I multiply x^2 by a number it will become larger. So imagine this point right here,
(2,4) and by point I mean ordered pair. If I say that y is equal not to x^2 in this case,
in this case x is 2, but instead to say x^2×2 then this value wouldn’t be 4, it would
be 8. Every value is going to be larger which means the parabola will become thinner. It
will grow a lot more rapidly. So let me just do that. Let me put a 2 in there. Ooh! Let
me put a 3, yikes! Whoa! Actually let me have a lot of fun. I’m gonna make a variable.
I’m gonna call it c. I’m gonna add a slider and now I can choose whatever value I wanna
multiply x^2 by. Here it’s just 1. So it’s just x^2. But if I make c larger the parabola
gets thinner and thinner and thinner. And if I make c smaller, less than 1, it gets
fatter. Whoa! Did you see what just happened. If c becomes negative every value reflects
around the x axis and the parabola is now upside down. This is a beautiful discovery
because this looks a lot more like Mario’s jumps. Mario doesn’t jump like that. He
jumps like this so we want this inverted parabola and we can do that by just making the y value
when given an x value negative whatever x^2 would be. I think we are ready to Super Mario
Quadratic. So here’s the tweet where John Rowe announced the game and I was actually
waiting a long time for this to come out. I had seen little teasers of how it might
work and I was like alright I gotta play this. As you know I’m kinda a gamer. And when
it finally came out I was all over it. So here’s the game. Let’s start with just
World 1-1. Beautiful. So here’s Mario. We want him to catch that coin and the rules
of the game are that Mario just runs along the ground until he reaches this dotted line
which is our parabola. And at that point he will jump and follow that path until it intersects
again with the ground and then he’ll continue on with the ground. So let’s say I do nothing
and I keep this equation the way it is, if I have Mario jump he’s going to not make
it all the way to the coin. Alright so let’s reset and think about this a bit more. I want
this parabola to go up a little bit higher. And as you can see it’s vertex is already
at 1. So I need that to be at 6. Oh look! All we need to do of course is add a number
so let me instead of adding 1, add 6. Piece of cake! So I don’t wanna make Mario jump
just yet. I want his jump to be even more radical which mean for me I want his jump
to be steeper and as you can see right now we’re multiplying, we have a coefficient
in front of the x of -1 but if we make that number bigger the parabola will be skinner,
it’ll be steeper, the numbers will change more quickly as we run through choices of
x. So let me make that negative, should I make it -10? Okay. I don’t care, my mom
isn’t gonna watch this, -20. Yes! Okay, do it Mar-io. I call him Mar. As you can see
the coin is spinning and I get a next coins button. What I love is that there isn’t
like a specific equation you have to put in as long as you reach the coin you get to move
on. Alright. Ay caramba! This is gonna need a fatter parabola. Do you think -1 is enou….ohh.
No we need, we need, something a little fatter. Is 2 enough? Oh well no, 2 makes it thinner.
I need smaller than 1. How about .5. Psh! Uhh some call it luck, I call it the game
zone. My brain’s always in it. Jump. Let’s see if this works. Nailed it! Nailed it. No
big surprise there. Oooh! Try to throw me a curveball by moving the coins to the left.
I know how to move a parabola. I need to add to x before it’s squared. So instead of
subtracting by 10, let’s only subtract by 5. Actually let’s, it looks like 7. There’s
a convenient, there are units along the axes. So let me try 7. Ohhhh! Somebody’s a genius
and it’s all of us because when you learn we’re all winners. Let’s move on to a
different world. Here’s…ooh! World 1-2. Ahh now here we need to jump over the lava
and the parabola as it already exists is, well it needs to be inverted so we already
know that we need to make this coefficient in front of the x negative. Now we need to
raise it up to it looks like about 10 and we raise it up by adding 10. Perfect! And
then I need it to be shifted to the right 10 which means subtracting 10. Hey! Oh it’s
not fat enough is it. Mario’s gonna fall right in the lava so to do that we need to
multiply by a smaller number so the coefficient should be maybe -.1. I seriously have only
played the first level. I wanted this all to be a surprise but when you’re as good
as I am no game is a match. Okay. Fifth World, sixth world, give me some kind of new challenge.
Ooh! These are looking…wait…Bowser has the princess locked in the room. You need
to defeat him to unlock the door. There’s a button “Defeat Bowser.” Yeah okay I’ll
just click the button. Oh that just launched the puzzle. Enter a quadratic below to jump
on to Bowser’s head until you have defeated him. Okay so. I wonder if I like land on him
with more force if I jump higher. Well let’s try y=, I know that I want this to be negative
because I wanna jump up and come down so I’ll do a negative, oops, -x^2 okay. But I need
to shift this on the x axis to the right so that means subtracting but I’ll subtract
like 10 perfect. Okay now I wanna jump up nice and high so let’s add, I mean let’s
add 8 so I wind up at the top of the page and then I need this to be fat enough that
I actually land on Bowser so let me try making this fatter but using a coefficient of .5.
Not really enough. How about .3. Yeah! Let’s see what happens. Oh my gosh! Now I knew math
was fun but I did’t know it was….wait did I just…did I win? Is he gonna stop spinning?
Change equation. Oh okay now it’s time to go again. I’m gonna do what’s called a
pro-gamer move. I’m not even gonna make a quadratic equation. I hope it doesn’t break
the game. I hope it doesn’t mean that I forfeit because I’m cheating or something
but watch this. Instead of squaring I’m going to raise x-10 to the power of 3. Oooh!
Look at that. That’s a pretty cool dive bomb move. I’m gonna shift this thing back
a little because I wanna hit Bowser. Plus 1. I think that’s gonna be good enough.
But you might say you know Michael what I don’t understand is that Mario, wait if I
start from here what happens? Oh it doesn’t….oh dive bomb! So Mario just starts the beginning
of your function. Oh wow! So I could choose all kinds of things. Let me do y=sin(x) yeah.
Okay. But I want, I wanna actually hit him. So let me, I don’t really know how to change
the sin function. But let me obviously if I just subtract 1 it moves it down. Okay perfect.
So let’s, wait what if I did, what about the sin of x^2 what does that look like? Ohh!
Yes! Okay this is gonna be good. I’d like to rotate it. I wonder is there a way to rotate
this, what if I multiply it by another sin function. Oh that looks pretty sweet. But
it’s not hitting Bowser so let’s move it down a little bit. I’m gonna just take
this whole equation and I’m going to subtract 3. Yeah! Start. Oh go through the door! Okay
so not using a quadratic was kind of a super move. I think I’m ready for the ninth challenge,
Mario, Mario Help Me. Save the Princess. Now look okay this game obeys mathematical rules.
Like I could literally, I could just put in y=6 and I get a straight line and Mario just
follows the straight line and reaches the princess and like I’ve won. But that’s
not fun is it? No not at all. What we want is to have some fun and collect that star
or do we? Let’s try another weird function. And by weird I just mean not a quadratic.
What if I just do tangent of x. That’s gonna give me, oh I wrote this all wrong. Tangent
of x. One thing this helps you do is you really learn how to properly use notation because
you have to and you see the results immediately. If I just have Mario follow tangent of x,
oohhh! Hey! That worked! That was actually Luigi’s voice. What if I did this. What
if I had y=okay x. But I could do a piecewise function so I can say that from, for x is
less than 6, y=x. So now you see there’s this little dotted line there, that means that
the output value, the y value is just equal to x up until we reach x=6. I might go a little
further than that. Let’s try 8. oops not 89. Okay beautiful. Now let’s say for x
is less than uhhh 14 I want the function to simply equal 8. So now it’ll be a straight
line. Then for x is, let’s do, I’ll actually do a parabola. I’ll do a quadratic right
there. For x is less than 14, y=, well let’s just put in x^2 and see what that looks like.
To put a little parabola here we need it to be shifted 16 over so I need to subtract 16.
And then I need to raise it up 10. So that means plus 10. Now where is it? Oh that’s
squared should not be on the outside. I’m telling you this is like the best way to learn
how to do proper notation. Okay so for x less than, not less than 14, less than like let’s
say 20. There it is! Oops! I forgot to invert it. Negative sign. Beautiful. Now I wonder
what happens at this discontinuity. Well I can make that work. I can make it more pleasant
by raising this up a little bit higher. I don’t want 20, I want like 19. Or no I want
like 18. Yeah! Beautiful. Okay now let’s fatten this parabola out by making that coefficient
smaller. If I do like .3, ahh that’s pretty good. .2? Nah. .4? That looks really nice
okay great! And then finally for x less than ya know 30, I want the equation to be like
umm well I wanna go down. So I’m going to have it equal, let me make it like .2x. Ahh
there it is okay great! So I wanna make this -.2x but then I wanna raise it up so let me
add like 10. Not enough? How about I add 13. Ooh too much. 12? That’s beautiful. Alright
this is my grand finale, for x values that are less than 8, y just equals x. So we get
this 45 degree angle line right here. Where we go up to this value on y which is 8 when
x=8. But then for input values between 8 and 14 y just equals a constant and that constant
is right there its 8. So we just ride right along y=8 until we reach 14 and for those
values between and 18 I’ve got a parabolic shape, a nice little quadratic function so
I hop up and get the star and then after 18 for any x below 30 that’s also greater than
18 I have a linear function which is the rule connecting the x’s to the y’s is that
the y=-1/5x+12 sending me right to the princess. You guys ready? Here we go. And *kissing noises*
Success. I did use a quadratic here. Well done, you’ve saved the princess. Your quest
is over and I feel so satisfied because I did use a quadratic in there but I had a lot
of fun. I learned a lot about how rules that connect numbers to other numbers can be shown
graphically and I learned a lot about myself today. And I hope you learned a lot about
me too and as always, thanks for watching.

TEACHING FAZE RUG HOW TO DO MAKEUP + HE TEACHES ME HOW TO GAME!


Hi sisters James Charles here and welcome back to my YouTube channel . Today I’m here with a very special guest Faze Rug I bet this is a collab you never thought you would see coming. yup Me neither. I know same here. For today’s video has something very very fun planned. I obviously am in the beauty community and Brian is in the vlogging community, but before he was a vlogger He was a gamer a full-time gaming nerd And I just feel like those worlds are two opposites and right now We’re having likely opposites collide so for today’s video I’m gonna teach Brian how to do my makeup and then after that he’s gonna teach me how to be professional gamer And we’re gonna face off in black ops. I’m so excited to do this me too even though We have virtually nothing in common.. nothing I think this will probably be really really funny and a definite awesome challenge For the two of us to try out each other’s the thing that we do best..yes also, if you guys want to check out the video we did on my channel James here turned me into a beautiful drag queen and He did a 10 out of 10 job thank you So if you guys want to see that work come over to my channel and check out the video. definitely go check it out It was a great. Love a good bearded sister Alright guys so since part 1 of this video is gonna be teaching at sister Brian how to do my full face of makeup I clearly already have a full-on look, so let’s go ahead and Take it off and get started with the video. Let’s do it Okay, so now a bare face and ready to go as you could see my face is looking a little bit bad right now I Had a facial this morning my sister Yoli glow popped all my pimples for me. Just let you know beauty gurus can have pimples to underneath the 17 million layers of foundation we are definitely far from perfect, but without further ado, let’s go ahead and cover this up PLEASE let’s do it. I got you. So do you know what the first step of this is going to be Foundation yes really yeah, okay there you go.. I don’t really know what foundation is but is it this thing. yeah, no way yeah okay? See I did learn a thing or two from our videos. Yeah, I love that We just did a quick sister switch a roo all right ready. Yeah, oh My god, okay, so you’re gonna want to pounce it in as opposed to like rubbing it. oh like this? Yeah, okay, okay, that looks better. Yeah, all right, so you’re just talking about how you broke out like extremely bad Do you.. not in a bad way! But do you use makeup to like feel more confident about or like just to hide it in stuff or yeah I actually wear makeup like as an art. Makeup for me has never been something as the way to like hide Insecurities or anything although I definitely feel like really confident and pretty with a full face of makeup on. For me I basically just wear makeup like as an art form and to kind of express myself I never really need it to like feel pretty But I I mean like definitely some people do. yeah! As like a straight guy who like.. dates girls obviously What is your opinion on like when girls wear makeup. to me.. not to sound cheesy at all like girls don’t need make-up to express how they look but like if it’s something like you said like it’s an art like if it’s something that they enjoy doing that of course they’re gonna do it. If anything if Anyone is into makeup and passionate about it like that just makes them more attractive like their personality true. It is so true Honestly after spending the day with you like I’ve learned so much about makeup And how it’s really not only about the looks like I swear like it it. It feels like I’m being artistic now Yeah, it’s weird like I love it. Isn’t it fun. It is. you want basically all the concealer to focus on the highlights of your face. its going to bring brightness and attention to the center. All right perfect Okay, so next step is going to be our powder so Brian is gonna use the Beauty Blender and is going to dip it in and Then he’s gonna set first I always start with underneath my eyes. okay. cause that’s what creases first Okay, so I have a question for you. Yeah, you started on YouTube. I think five and a half years ago now right That’s a little crazy, but you just turned 21 correct Yeah, okay, so me and Brian are really not that far off age wise but you do vlogs correct. Yeah, now. There’s definitely been some Drama in the vlogging community of people making a fool of themselves. I’m not gonna name any names here BUT Was it strange for you as someone who like shares our entire life with the internet and obviously I do this as well But to go from being a normal everyday like high school student to all the sudden being Watched by millions of people and now considered a role model. Honestly the transition from like not being anything to becoming something is A blessing first yeah because like it’s it’s insane that like this many people actually want to watch my videos for sure and wanna like stay updated with My life, I never really started to pop off until after high school mhm But honestly it’s crazy to me because I have a bunch of my old friends that Snapchat me to this day like watching my videos And I’m like that’s so crazy that like that is weird that they stick with my life that like anyway We don’t really talk that much, but like they still like like keep up with my day-to-day life Yeah, okay, so I was doing my sister research. Oh my god. On your channel And I saw that you joined like I think it was two years ago. Mhm so it was not too long ago mm-hmm How has that changed your life? It’s definitely like a blessing to have so many people like looking up to as like a role model But I think that it’s definitely Also a really scary thing as well because like we never really knew where we’re gonna be like it’s not exactly like five years ago you Knew you’re gonna be like where you are now. I felt like when I first put on makeup I knew I was gonna sign with Covergirl , and yeah blow up to where I am not like never in a million years What I have imagined so it’s not like I really started doing this to become like a role model Yeah So what all of sudden millions of people are watching and I feel like you do instantly get that tag as a role model There’s really nothing you could do to kind of get rid of it. We’re gonna contour our face using the Kat Von D Shade on a palette right now But it’s kind of like a really really overwhelming feeling to all the sudden how that many people watching and looking up to I feel like it’s definitely like Scary and you obviously have to like be on your best behavior, and not make a really stupid Mistakes yeah of course im not gonna name any names yeah I mean
I myself have made tons and tons and tons of mistakes but I think it’s really really awesome to like Be a role model for young people and have people like watching you looking up to you that placement is perfect really okay? And then just blend it in so The point of contouring is basically like it adds Shadows to the face when you’re putting up there on my cheekbones because it’s like the very bottom my cheekbone It makes it look like I have like really snatched. Okay. cheekbones if that makes any sense No, it does. It’s looking really good right now. Love that. I think I’m doing a good job What do you guys think I love that confidence oh that..that honestly does look good NOWAY! Yeah it looks pretty good so basically with nose contour we’re gonna be putting two lines on the side of my nose as close together as possible, so it looks really really pinched Okay, does that make sense? No.. you don’t want to follow the natural shape of the nose That’s kind of the whole point you try to fake it oh. Oh yeah Our next one’s gonna be to add a little bit of blush Before we move on to the eyes and this goes on the apples of my cheeks the apples? like when i smile like Do they look like even definitely you have a lot of color going on our next one’s gonna be to bake okay Definitely Help me out yeah, gonna take the Beauty Blender with powder on it, right I’m gonna go right up against your nose contour so right there All the way down, and see how that line is perfectly parallel yeah, yeah, yeah on the other side Perfect yeah So while we’re baking in the oven our next step is going to be the eyes the eyebrows close oh No we’re on that level yet okay Not the worst..are you satisfied with that brow? No I’m gonna make this one better Don’t give up on this one oh wait okay so I can fix it. Yeah, oh! all right all right? I got this I feel so concentrated. It’s ridiculous i love that do you want me to show you how I would do this. Yeah, okay once you get to the tail there’s clearly like a lot going on over here right now That’s okay If you clean it up, so I’m gonna bring it out, and then up top also needs a little bit more definition Okay, I’m gonna pull this up right here, and then bring it down So has a nice arch and shape, and then I’m gonna go right under Oh and cover up this little area Yeah, cover up the little mess I made oh that actually looks good Interesting Wait this one’s hard like the eyes are actually harder to do than the face. Yeah Yeah, for sure okay, so the brows are all complete next up. It’s going to be The eye shadow yes, I’m first gonna dip into like a light orange shade thats going to be called our transition color And that’s gonna go right in the eyelid and that like makes everything blend really nicely together. Okay And I’m gonna dip into a more burnt orangey shade and that’s going to go in the crease Again, but it’s gonna keep it more concentrated. So it’s gonna add more dimension There’s no way I could possibly mess this one up You’d be surprised.. now take that same shade and were gonna pack it on like the outer portion of the lid Don’t dip into like this dark brown shade right here, and then pop that right right Into the outer area of the eyelid so right on that outer corner Just like that see okay. I’m gonna grab this shimmery shade up here. I’m gonna spritz it With a little bit of fix+ and by adding water to a shimmery shadow it makes it more Vibrant, okay, I’m gonna pop that right on the inner corner And hug it right up there that’s good yeah, that actually does look good and then last but not least were gonna grab Our eyeliner, I’m gonna do a winged liner with the one right here. Uh-huh okay all right, so im gonna go like this I’m gonna take a tiny line and then im gonna take it Think you can recreate that on the other eye I Can probably recreate like all this like the first steps then this part where I have to actually draw it I don’t think I’m gonna be able to do that not with that attitude That’s true. Actually I’ll make it better. That’s the thought alright let’s do it, so you’re gonna hold that like this Oh Good wait I kind of went a little bit too high It’s okay So you can see that for sure yeah I could see that so in that case you’re gonna want to grab a clean brush and just go over That edge to kind of make sure like the color is diffused, and that’ll help really make sure the colors are evenly distribute everywhere There aren’t many rules to make up It’s a lot about self-expression But the number one rule that is a rule is you have to blend okay blend blend blend alright i’ll keep that in mind there you go Okay, so the way you’re holding it right now. It’s bad yeah Yah-ha-ha-ha-ha since you got a little bit of makeup on the side of the brush if you hold it like this Not only is it putting it in the crease But it’s also putting it all up here – because you’re rubbing it on so when you’re applying eyeshadow especially when you want to make it more defined you want to make sure to hold it that brush as Parallel as possible so it’s really only getting the point right in that crease or Even lower so sometimes you can get a little bit on the lid But that’s okay because you’re gonna cover up anywhere – okay is this like the the glam one Okay, so it’s it’s this one right here. No that one no that one? yep okay You’re ready for the winged liner oh man my favorite part, okay, I’m ready for this all right I used to take art class in um Sixth grade oh, I got an F, but Picasso is Shhakinggg thats an interesting shape You want the end to be as pointed as you can possibly get I try let’s see if you could fix it up That is definitely not fixable oh She’s gonna be really thick so even if you mess up You could just fix it with concealer is that like the concealer is like the go-to of the makeup world , okay, like we have a good concealer You’re pretty much unstoppable So if I go like this ready, I’ll take my concealer There’s like to make it thinner kinda looks great! think I did a great job on that uh-huh I have two lashes here These are my all-time favorite style there are Lily lashes in the style Miami’s and you’re gonna glue them on to me today Okay, all right i got this you basically want to put it right at my eyelashes as close to like the lash line as you can get Then you want to make sure it’s sticking all the way around LITERALLY PERFECT NO WAY YEAH LITERALLY SO GOOD SWEAR
TO GOD..swear to god SO GOOD You know how happy i get when thats so good I get when you get that excited yeah when I do something right love a good sister eye lash application So while that was on your face didn’t do anything Yeah, so basically like leaving the powder on there for a little while it kind of brightens everything up So like I was telling you how you put the contour to kind of create those shadows. Yeah the Baking powder helps intensify the highlights to just further the illusion of like more chiseled features Okay, okay, so our next one is gonna be the highlighter This is the one time where you do want a lot of product on the brush it off And then you’re gonna put it right on top of the cheekbone that doesn’t seem like something I can mess up But we’ve said that about everything see that glow oh That’s nice. Give it a little world world, huh? Yeah So good, okay, okay So I also like to do highlighting on my nose To make my nose look nice and pinched so you want to make sure to draw the smallest line you possibly can right down the center. Down the center cause that really creates like that starting from like right here yeah Mm-hmm perfect so this is the liquid lipstick meeting goes on obviously a liquid And it has this little don’t foot applicator relate to call it But it dries down a fully map like a normal lipstick So you get like a little bit of wiggle room, so you’re gonna go ahead and apply this on me And I like to over line a little bit Only on the top left so basically I go a little bit over my natural lip line to make them look nice and Tuesday Okay, I got this As you can see I’m not like a good tracer that was something I wasn’t good at as a kid staying inside the lines. Yeah, I can tell When in doubt when something goes wrong? Conceal it. Yeah, okay Okay, so we have one final step Which is gonna be to set our face in place so it last through all the sweat blood and tears It’s about to go down in our gaming session. Okay, all right quick spritz When you do setting spray it’s really great to use like a palette or a fan Too kind of fanning the liquid out for the back and that kind of makes all the powders and stuff like meld together and look More like skin as opposed to okay a million products. Just kind of like slightly. Yeah, all right Really proud of you really yeah Thank you literally like you were being so patient the entire time you really were like asking a lot of questions to make sure you’re doing the Right thing. Yeah, if something was wrong you asked me How we could fix it and I feel like the finish result came out like pretty good. Thank you Yeah, no There’s just so much that I was interested in like there’s so much more to make up than I thought there’s a lot It’s all I was really interested. This is like a class. Yeah. It’s like an art class I feel like when guys are always like getting their girl writing like oh my god, babe. Like why are you ready yet? We did go This is why that’s Larry’s okay. I don’t blame them for taking back for real. Yeah Do you think you could ever like recreate this look again? Do you think you have like enough makeup knowledge? No – I think I actually do yeah Yeah I should do my mom’s you see double your house makeup first show that I had so much fun teaching you I’m so appreciative that You were like willing to hear everything that I wanted to tell you or just tips and tricks and stuff Regardless, I think it’s now your turn to teach me catch a game Let’s game let’s do it Okay guys, so we’re here on black ops 3 and I guess we’re gonna be playing some zombies today Okay, so now that you taught me how to do your makeup you have to teach you how to game? This is where it all started for me. Yeah, so I’m gonna turn you into the best gamer ever. Okay. Are you ready I think? Okay, I actually haven’t played zombies in a while, but I am pretty good at Bobby’s Oh That’d be learning from the bass I used to be like an avid gamer though, but not like Xbox I used to play minecraft I used to play minecraft really I used to look I was addicted to it because I used to play this thing called The Hunger Games I was just gonna say that I swear I was gonna say use to only play the honey, so you move with this like you like sprint when you press it down Oh, give me a long day all right Okay, you aim in with this With this the right hand okay, I got it, how’s your sensitivity? Here, I’ll let you take care of those two zombies in front of you so aim in and shoot. Don’t die. I’ll help you out Furnace drought saving sister Okay oh You know how to knife – yeah, yep gonna rebuild the barrier I Remember this this is fun that uh makes it 3 or 4 years since ive played bombings, but I know It’s so much fun There we go that was a nuke Oh, I’m down No, no, I’m running. I see a guy. You need this gun. I don’t know God no you got this it’s nothing there we go Come on remember we love sticking sisters you like oh there we go good job Uh-oh *Scream* You got it, you got it Oh my god Alright so the reason we have to kill them under this dragon right here Is that the dragon eats them and then there’s three dragon on the mat, okay? And if the dragons of all of us turn around a zombies, then you get a boat oh We love a hungry sister You should start like running or like going Oh my god! Why is it getting foggy? I know Hello Wait, there’s dogs I think in here [??] Oh god – *Screams* Look at here. I just oh my go to this dog right behind you. I just opened this why? Oh my god. Watch out for those *Screams* Brian ! B*tch Not today uh uh She turned her off the main thing you have to do is try to find the power switch Found it No way you turned it on? I guess so. Okay alright, that’s good Where are we? Oh Did we?… Wait! No! I went down No, please no! Oh, what’s this? Pretty! Oh my god, you found the mystery box no You’re gonna get a good look. Oh, it’s the monkey spear What is that? It attracts all those armies in one place, and it blows up. How I throw it? Did you get it? Did you pick it out? I don’t know Throw it. Okay should go get you right. Yeah, now. They’re gonna go to that monkey. Where are you? Oh I think I’m far away Oh god. They’re not gonna hurt you until [??] blows up Oh No, okay, this is not looking too good. Oh, instant kill you’ll kill them with one bullet. Good job Oh my god! We did it! Where are they? They’re still far Come on little zombie zombie zombie I used minutes when I was younger with my brother, but I remember before I wasn’t the kind of a closet to him We’d be planning on like Xbox Live and like a little every 15 seconds in here. Oh my god. You’re fucking fat Can’t believe you just kill nearly. I died. That’s so gay. I would always like People hate me. They don’t even know me. Yeah, it’s so intense the gaming community No, I know that it sucks. Yeah, because like when people say oh, that’s so gay They really mean they say like oh this sucks You suck like I don’t think they need to say in an offensive way But like some people just don’t realize what’s coming out of their mouth, but I always remember Like trying to be in this like gaming world I guess but like always instantly feeling unwelcome yeah Because it’s like kind of tough when like people are screaming out gay every five seconds But there’s nothing wrong with being gay, people just say out of anger, okay? I don’t realize that like it was actually an offensive now saying wow how real of an educated sister of course I just went down again hold on the pro gamer goes down four times Be careful. Oh..Sister I don’t know what… You know just kill them for now Honestly nine round nine rounds, that’s a really good sister. I’m proud I’m actually surprised I’m shocked just how you were shocked like I could do like some stuff with makeup I’m shocked that you could actually like kill a zombie Yeah, you went down more than I actually I’d be you did better than me I’m the gaming pro gamers are who are shaking Faye’s clad watch out sister Charles may be the new member Faye’s Charles Oh. Hate that suddenly never mind Faye’s Sister. There we go. That’s better? Okay Faye Sister. Love that. That was so intense, I literally feel like I could take over a zombie apocalypse being you yeah, sister, yeah, okay? Alright, sister so that is all we have for this challenge today I literally had so much fun today even though like I said earlier me and Bryan don’t really have a lot in common I think it was so cool to kind of like trade places and see into the other person’s like Industry and what they really really love to do. We were definitely brought together by a strange Instagram live occurrence, but I’m so happy we did this today Same. never in a million years. Did I think I’d be? Into makeup like that yeah and like after today I kind of want to actually go home and try to do my mom’s makeup. I think you totally should I was so impressed by like how devoted you were to it like you really cared you took your time with everything Which like thought was so cool. It really is like an art. Like yeah. It’s it’s not just makeup like you throw on makeup It’s like precision and like creativity Yeah, it’s stuff like that so like I actually enjoyed it. Yeah And I never in a million years expected to like be playing freaking black ops or a professional gamer But you know what, we killed it We got so far And it was really awesome to kind of participate in a world that I was once Literally horrified out because of some like the nasty comments and stuff But you do have to understand that like these are really really young kids Yeah
Are educated and exactly fingers crossed they will find their paths and they definitely what they’re saying is Offensive sometimes before class that there’s people like you who are like leading a community of people Especially young kids as well And you like teach them right from wrong and that that’s super super awesome. If you guys enjoyed today’s video Please don’t forget to give it a big thumbs up down below and not only for Bryan’s amazing makeup But for my amazing zombie-killing skills, lets be real they were pretty good It was like. Click that big red subscribe button and click that little bell icon so you can be notified every time I upload a brand new video and come join the Sisterhood if you guys love to me and sister Bryan together And you want to see more of us go check out the video we did over on his channel where I put him into full drag. We love a bearded sister Yes, and was an interesting experience, to say the least, yep, I think you guys are definitely wanna See the finish result all right sisters. Thank you so much for watching this video I had so much fun at trading places with sister Brian. I love you so much, and I will see you in the next one Bye! Bye Sisters.