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I Found Baby Preston’s Secret Minecraft House!

this is baby prep stick and this is baby
Preston’s secret house home sweet home look how pretty it is however I’m even
more excited to check on baby Preston baby Jerri maybe Preston I always get
them confused let’s just who cake I’m getting distracted yeah oh I just broke
it I didn’t even eat the cake that was very sad baby Preston baby Preston
Preston where are you baby Gerry Preston oh no he’s definitely eating cake he’s
probably on the counter I just looked right past him eating cake no oh no guys
where is he this is a joke this is a joke oh no oh my goodness you guys this
window is open that means all he had to do is jump and then go outside no
there’s no way oh no you guys what it’s behind me it looks like a haunted spooky
pleaser beam I have no idea but I apparently need to follow it because I
think baby Preston had something to do with this
I should never leave him unattended maybe I just need to give him a bath
maybe this is just like Pigpen from Charlie Brown oh I’m getting all of my
steps in this morning nice do you see what I see is that a secret house did
baby Preston make a secret house there is no way the only skill that I’ve seen
him use is explosion technique it’s too young to be a builder I gotta check this
out oh oh no carefully carefully there is a
trap it’s a trap oh I am almost at the front door this is a very big moment for
me I’m going to see what baby Preston has made guys is this an actual door
there is no way that I can physically fit through that that’s unfortunate it’s
the opposite of baby proofed it’s adult proof there’s got to be an alternate way
in maybe aah windows are these windows I can’t even
tell they’re too tiny oh my goodness these are the smallest windows I’ve ever
seen guys have figured it out there’s a ladder here for a purpose breathe the
mom can check on her chai you just have to go up to the adult
sized chimney door and then buzz off it’s gonna work just fine I think so far
the latter is proving difficult oh he needs somebody to clean up after him
three two one oh I am being slowed down I definitely
see some lava down there no no where where’s the normal floor I
am only seeing lava maybe that’s why it is so hot in here
Wow it is toasty we are going very slowly into lava and I don’t really
appreciate that see right there right there if I could
just know if that’s not even inside the house right here there it is
regular flooring we just have to go for it reach for it as we fall and I die I
am literally back at our house baby Preston Jerry let’s hmm what am I gonna
use I don’t have any Crisco so I can’t butter myself up to slide through the
door I don’t have any good snacks which that’s just a random fact I do have the
possible potion let’s see yes totem of undying and an awkward potion now don’t
ask me why I have those things at my bedside it was apparently luck on my
side because I can make a ghost post what would be even better as if it was a
chicken potion so I could turn into a chicken like chuckles who is available
on royally be calm but unfortunately I cannot so we are just going to make this
awkward totem of dying come together that sounds like an awful combination
let’s be a totem of undying that’s awkward
does those potion obtain the properties of a ghost to face through solid matter
I’ve actually never done this before I only had it just in case so this is my
first time let’s breathe in and out okay that is absolutely terrifying
I know buddy do this at home do not become a ghost because you will look
like this that’s unfortunate duh-duh-duh Here I am
as a ghost in front of baby Preston’s house
can it ghosts be burned by lava yep okay apparently that makes no sense to me
three two running start and one Oh oh my gosh it actually worked
why does baby press didn’t have so many books I haven’t even taught him how to
read yet I can finally breathe again because I’m no longer a ghost human so
just me or is this ceiling really short I guess that makes sense because I’m in
a child’s house but I didn’t know children pad houses of their own what
about me the mother trying to help the triumph it is a maze who cake I told you
he likes cake a secret staircase and OH it’s that baby Preston’s name tag get
back here sir sir you are not that sneaky although wow this is amazing no
hey don’t dare him lock his mother out of wherever yes good luck get past my
security system you’ll never get these questions right what is my favorite mob
a lava creature explosions he likes explosions and creepers call rekt I need
to teach him out a spell what is better lava or water Preston
loves lava for no reason even though it’s unsafe so we’re just gonna say lava
what is my favorite snack oh this is difficult he likes to eat everything uh
cake wrong No Jesus that was very rude there has to be
a clue he does not like pickles or a chest to say snacks rotten flesh this
has to be a mistake apparently the only snack baby Jerry keeps on him is rotten
flesh correct I’m gonna have to give him some stomach medicine later and he also
just asked what is this animal elephant de teacher all that wrong what is that
no more T&T jeez it does say giraffe spelled incorrectly
so we’re just gonna correct am I done NORs unlocked I’m Jerry’s mom I knew I
would get those questions right is that baby Preston here wait Oh key is very
good at parkour already know how did you get past the security system because I’m
smart but you pull off a literally everywhere oh man
Aubry be careful what wrong can’t handle lava oh I can handle lava but I can’t
see you where do you go he literally jumped in a lava pool I
mean I can’t do that I will take too much damage I think the only option is
to make a potion to help with the situation because there’s one two
potions stand so it’s making me think it’s possibility ah let’s see is there
anything on the stands yet no that means everything should be in these chests I
assume right water bottles let’s just grab a couple of those a couple isn’t
three but I tried and we’ve got a lot of water bottles what else do we have
oh I need that fire resistance more water bottles okay if he only has water
bottles we’re gonna have a problem nether wart that’s good we need to make
an awkward potion first oh no pre oh no you’re on fire everything’s gonna be
fine see I told you that fire wasn’t even
strong what is this a rabbit’s foot guys that looks like an old hot dog or
something I’m not I don’t really want an old rabbit’s foot
but I guess I might need it for something he thinks apparently because
there’s a ton of them people do find them lucky there is magma cream all the
way at the top of the ceiling it’s time for some leap and potions just get some
water in there we’re gonna get a wart in there and some blaze powder
dr. dad uh it’s awkward glad he has a lot of blaze powder just in case I mess
this up but I’m pretty sure now I put a rabbit’s foot over it because rabbits
jump I it’s glowing that’s a good sign it’s a potion of leaping and it’s three
minutes that’s always good oh it almost works breathe come on
Oh we’re almost there don’t click oh yes magma cream we are going to make a fire
as a sense potion we’ve got to make a potion of awkwardness we made something
awkward now we’re gonna add some magma potion of fire resistance three minutes
so what’s work he walked through this wall of lava let’s go see let’s see
where Oh what I literally was walking into the room and then I exploded it’s a
minefield how do I even Preston walked in here so there has to
be a path is it these little dots oh I’m nervous if I take one wrong step it’s
immediate death just keep walking just keep it split in half but this side has
a door I definitely want to get out of this area so I’m gonna go this way
slowly where am i an’t it’s locked of course it is the key has to be over here
feel like I’m learning how to walk again the ocean okey but literally all there
are is puffer fish I told you baby Preston makes things very difficult get
as close as I can before I jump in and Oh
drew get the key I can’t even see stop it fish
stop it you bad fish did I get the key no free I found the key now we have to
get to shore oh I almost died coz of a fish if I’m gonna die at least has to be
to a shark zigga zagga though here we are ladies and gentlemen about to open
the door into the unknown that’s surrounded by tnt da baby Preston
I’m right here get back here sir you have to go to your actual home he’s too
fast he is very fast come back here hey why did that clothes go away mom
that’s so rude all I am is nice to you ha ha ha you’re trapped now you will
face the wrath of my toys huh toys what there are baby mops goodness
at least they’re kind of cute but literally I’m about to die already
this is not looking so great skeletons are my least favorite mob I’ve decided
I’ve just decided this oh there’s a lot of these little toilet I think they’re
like Lego statues of mobs Samuel the skeleton get out of here
wait you’ve won completed just one more toy sand coming please no why this is a
horrible toy will please now please now we’re gonna run away a little bit just a
little bit focus on Samuel here Seth the spider and now I don’t know what these
Ami’s said the zombie zakaria the zombies
oh no I’m literally about to die who died it felt that to kill a baby a boss
toy appears what no not a winner absolutely not sir Wanda the wither get
away you’re a toy can’t even tell if it’s health is going down go I have a
bow and arrow Oh I’m literally backed into a corner yep
it’s definitely a boss it’s not dying very easily I’m hanging on by a literal
thread all I’m trying to do is get baby Preston I’m not trying to harm him
almost almost dad wait three complete Lego boss defeat at playtime is over
that didn’t feel like playtime to me and I really don’t know how I didn’t die but
I got another star that’s exciting oh and look the door opened there must be a
secret code oh this is cool I just got teleported by lava bias baby Preston on
fire sir just slow down no how did you get past my Legos it wasn’t that hard
ah you can never catch me sir yes I can you have to be fast like me to catch me
goodness his feet go faster than mine where is he going
whoops almost got me on there’s not a side entry way too slow what is this
emergency door on Locker all I have to do is apparently find red blue and green
wool let’s see maybe there’s a chest back here Oh twenty chests are back here
nope red wolf got it a lava bucket I I don’t think I need
that right now I am I regret ha I might regret that later but blue wool now
there has to be green in here no no side of green wool just blue and
red easy that means they just must be downstairs
whee oh yeah look there’s tons of chests this way and cake I told you he liked
cake but apparently he likes rotten flesh more 7:16 enderpearls gonna just
take that for safekeeping can’t trust baby Preston with that so
does that mean if I use it on the window I’ll teleport
oh is that what an ender pearl is typically used for I didn’t know it as
teleportation box of cookies and broccoli proud of him for having some
broccoli on his lime wool now all I have to do is all you and get back up here
now all I have to do is place the blue place the green
in the reddit requirements met opening door I see you baby Jerry Preston but I
don’t so I think you’re hiding and I can’t find you through a maze hmm
guys he’s definitely hiding or escaped escaped through the ventilation that’s
for sure what is happening we have to think of a way to lure baby Preston back
BAM you guys while I am looking for a distraction for Preston I just wanted to
remind you if you comment on my videos in the first hour of it being posted I
will read your comments and feature them below but what is below me that I can
use to lure oppress and a lava bucket I definitely feel like I need to use this
for something he loves rotten flesh he loves lava
he loves lava toys so you have a toy in one of these chests nope but I bet you I
can make one with my nether star but items are here box of cookies and
broccoli still and codfish where is a crafting bench why is it all the way in
this awkward corner I was going to be a lava toy I would have another star and
some lava and I’m gonna use a fish because that’s what I’m gonna use see
lava toy an ordinary toy this is an extraordinary toy ladies and gentlemen I
don’t know what I’m being told but look it’s fabulous it would be more fabulous
if his royal EP colors but lava is pretty cool too now I just have to place
my distraction that looks a little scary we are going to hide whoa here to get
the toy Hey hey Preston get back here baby Jerri
Preston get back here sir he is so fast no I have to come up with a better game
plan I went down to Preston’s spooky lab and
retained some interesting resources to help trap Preston now the main problem
left is how to bait Tim remember we found cookies over here 16 to be exact
and also I’m gonna grab some broccoli because if he eats all those cookies
he’s gonna need a healthy snack too let’s get these cookies out of the box
and place them in the perfect spot the trap has been set three just has to hide
now me I’m talking about myself in third person and wait for serious Arius he
didn’t even notice me and yes no let me go it is fair and also you need some
healthy snacks too yucky it’s pretty good nice did you hear that sounded like
a portal what’s under here oh this looks a little dangerous whoa oh that was
lucky I’m almost down to solid ground and is that a portal made out of ABC
books wait baby Preston hey what’s behind here no sir
don’t you dare well you guys I obviously have to go investigate this mysterious
portal made by a baby but make sure you click on one of the next two videos
YouTube is suggesting you and uh I hope I come out of this one alive

DadCity gets Pretty! Gaming with Consequences: Mario and Sonic Olympics Edition | KIDCITY

what’s up everybody welcome back to
another kids city gaming with consequences today we’re playing three
rounds of mario and sonic olympic for each round
we’ll spin the wheel it tells us our consequence we have
mustard soda rockets and candy bean boozled german
siblings y’all know what serve your sibling means yes it means this either
butler yeah you got to be the butler or the
maid for your brother or sister whoever the loser
is paint my nails and paint my tub you’re gonna brush my teeth and we’ve
also gone on here whipped cream pie in the face
let’s spin for round one natural mustard loser of round one has
to drink three swigs of mustard soda it’s good scooch over switch over so for
the our warm-up round before we get to the
what is it the what’s the consequence mustard soda mustard sealed around
we’re gonna warm up make sure everybody’s warm with a
baton relay race you ready that would be clear
okay who’s your first player you picked i’ve picked sonic
i’ve picked mario oh no somebody hit it it might be me
super nash super dash oh i hit yoshi oh my goodness dash give it to donkey run monkey
let’s marry you one attempt one will take the highest score
of my attempts power it was humming is throwing me off it’s gonna be a good one yeah out of the
stadium wow you got it yes i did i got at least
60. 65. attempt number one for sonic
power power power power lift bye all right a tip two let’s shake the
string down oh that’s a good one a good one oh i
think i beat it and he has got 73.845
shaky let’s go away for shaky power power
shake shake power power lift it up lift it up
lift it up stop shaking it and she’s gonna shuffle oh my goodness
wow 53. good 15 good job
she’s almost beat me let’s go she’s ready all right power power
shaky her second one is 53 current 50.4
currently in third place mom and she’s gonna throw it oh my goodness
way up but oh there’s a record oh there’s a record 61. oh
he’s running for me 64.887 okay final attempt final attempt the see
if you can beat mine she just she just knocked her dog out i
did not i did not then she gets second now ava has to drink her mustard soda
hear that sizzle oh she’s just going to jump in and do it how about if we put it
in a little little cup um
i don’t think that you’re actually doing that yeah i
am okay in your mouth i want straw you want a straw there you go
you didn’t think we’d do it you wanted ava you already did bacon soda last time
y’all are chicken y’all are super chicken
i ain’t no sushi it actually doesn’t taste that bad it didn’t taste that bad i can confirm that this tastes like
an old lady’s hair with a little bit of hairspray in it
so thanks grandma the round two consequence is bacon and cheese flavored cricket round two equestrian which is horsey
rice so back to the mario right oh look at his little boots
he’s never got anything but a tie on bowser’s naked
i’m setting the time to beat we got the mario
and ready set and charge go why is it going to the
okay yeah good turn good turn right through the gold area
that’s the oh wrong okay so we gotta go to the jumpy
the a little early this is a little critical
oh oh oh my goodness a jumpy jump let’s go through oh it
wants me to go faster that’s a fail of a jump i’m doing
one-handed look look i’m doing this i’m doing a
handstand keeps telling me to go faster i can’t it’s a tired horsey yay there we go
he’s smiling and waving time all right uh time is one minute 11 seconds it’s already got music on it oh it
doesn’t race he’s running a good one yeah oh wow back
up just a little bit seven seconds and then the last jump oh go there you go there you go there’s a
speed boost keep going there very good no you don’t want to go into
the yellow you want to go oh i missed it whichever one oh she’s standing on her let’s look at
those you better run you better go your horsey
stamina is halfway halfway done all right all right
go go get supposed to turn why are you turning
hit it jump are you trying to lose it you want to
eat some crickets i’m trying to almost there
there you go one minute and 21 seconds now she’s got to beat 118 in order to
not eat crickets good jump right out of the gate look at that running a clean race
yeah but running out of standing up oh i didn’t make that one
sorry guys oh silver way around over there let’s go oh my stamina
is like oh doggy i may eat a cricket with you is that
okay all right for losing round two you gotta
eat that cricket now okay are you going chicken out like you did
last time check it out let’s check it out let me see these
things what do you mean chicken out of course you chickened out this one has a stinger on it three
two one go ava oh she didn’t even do nothing
what i did oh man you didn’t eat yours here eat this how about i got roped into
two of these already these are almost as gross these taste
exactly the same as that cricket all right round three let’s spin for
round three whoever loses this round has to wait on
and serve the other sibling i think i still got some cricket in my
tooth there bacon cheese aftertaste here we go round
three and by the way these are not nerf and
stuff yes be careful with these digital arrows they’re sharp don’t distract me okay don’t distract me oh
wait which which way is the wind going there is nowhere there is no wind
no money oh my god this is not looking good for me it’s too six point windy we got one well you get
one more yeah hey
all right so your total if you can count out a total
40.887 all right becky let’s see if we can get
one in the right dead center they’re not giving him any wins at all
21. oh man he’s got a super arrow what in
the world oh double points though there he goes
yeah just slightly windy lots of wind give him lots of wind there
we go now he’s getting some windy oh red no
no oh my goodness you’re going to kill the rest you’re
lucky all right 56.099 first round first round for ava
all right ava you can do it you can do this you can do it girl
oh my goodness nine oh oh one wow okay a little low you just gotta get 10 points to beat me
11 points and i’m gonna have to do stuff for y’all
go now oh the wind caught her she just needs she
needs five points to beat me shoot it let it
go let it go 45.00
so mom city her turns perfect the little one
barely yeah oh no she’s a sharp shooter little win guys
got a little oh no she just got to power up oh no
little win little win big win let’s see where that leads me oh yeah
got it yeah no that’s i’ll let you finish you’re gonna finish
now the wind has shifted oh it’s three miles three let’s miles oh a little higher not too
bad oh did he beat me 11.179 these are the colors so she’s gonna
paint my fingernails there we go you look pretty daddy pinky pinky pink
pink for my pinky that’s remarkably good ava
now and now you want to do the okay so she’s going to do
a pattern excellent sometimes my sweetheart
good girl good girl what are you talking about this is confusing oh no i need to do something i really think you have a future in in
uh nail dressing nail dressing nail nail doing nail um
art you ready oh my my
drink am i dripping it i’m sorry i’m normally
ah ready okay okay here we go oh oh no oh
no come here come here i missed some i don’t know all right now we’re gonna
do it now we’re gonna do it really wait a minute wait a minute you look
like you got a blue mustache okay what happened larry oh all right you happy get out of here
listen your mother quick isn’t your mother all right we hope you enjoyed that
gaming with consequences somehow i got involved in every single
one of the consequences by not losing i never lost you lost
the last one barely right up here give you
links to more family fun barely don’t pay your nails just like i did that’s
all right we’ll see you next time

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