I don’t even know

January 16, 2020 | Articles, Blog | 78 Comments

I don’t even know


What is up my cranky crew? It’s Ethan from CrankGamePlays and today we are back on addicting games playing a game called I don’t even know and I don’t- Why does this say ploy? All right, I’m gonna ploy. Free, two, one go I don’t… which men stole the cookie? UH. It’s not I am cookie No is me. I ain’t a haighvee arms. *giggle* Myself is not man. *accent* I it not I, I am cookie, no is my I hAeven’t have arms. Which man stole the cookie? I don’t know! myself? I… have no idea! How do I choose which man stole the cookie? Click on his eye…? click on his buttons? Maybe? Maybe click on his pants, his eyes, his mouth. which men stole Teh cookie. I don’t understand. I just don’t understand! Is there something hidden? Is there some- OH! He was a ghost man! Click in Steve. Next mission. What? I don’t know. Get it, have him eat. Okay? Okay, what is he eating though? He’s not really eating anything, is he? Yeah, there was no food there. How do, how joo make a’splode? Uh. Open. Open this. Oh! Key. Yes, key. Okay. Button. This? That? The other thing? Is there anything hidden here?! This?! OOh, well you’re not allowed! Next mission Wait so did get it to explode? Cover his nude. Drag meh quickness. BOSS DEFEAT What is happening?! Defeat Mr. Clown? Okay… UH, how? Pop all of his balloons what’s- happening here?! Draw. Okay. I’m drawing. I’m scribbling I’m making art, next mission. If I just click at random shit?! Which light are hotter? That one. Sure, I totally understand. Fix rocket. Okay, so first, first, first you gotta put this in. Nope first you got to put this, This in there… Nope. First you gotta, you gotta take the pizza, put it, put it, put it, put it in your mouth put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth. Put it here. Okay, plant right there as well! Gear there. Yep. And then put this there yep, okay, wait. Oh, oh Oh, you give them plants and pizzas. I understand now! Find meh! Supposed to do that, sir? *his faaace* How am I supposed to know which one of you is the one? Do I just go through all of ’em? until I find The one ring that rules them all?! The one ring to find them! I don’t really understand… Owah! HAHAHA Airport security. Okay, I’m gonna drag it. Okay, I got anything on your, on your, on your belt there, sir? No? *Ethan made sound affects* Ok I think they’re good. I think they’re all set. Oh wait. That kid had him something I don’t know what he had, but paper or plastic. Let’s go paper cuz, or, or both not both I’m sorry did I? Am I winning, or what am I doing? Anybody home? Hello? Knock knock. Ring ring on the doorbell! Ring ring. Knock.. knock knock Anybody in the window…? Anybody, anybody here, am I all alone? Just like always okay. Oh, if I continually press on the door…bell. Then somebody comes. U is the life of teh party I love that Okay, hold on. Wait we gotta, oh! So we just had to make them more and more and more happy. Dance show, get in. Okay you go there You go there, and you go there. Yes, perfect dance. Enjoy surround sounds. Oh, you have to have ears to enjoy. There you go. Aw look at that little face. That’s adorable Make any wish, okay. Blow out, blow out the candles. Blow ’em all out. Take em all out. Take em all out, one by one by one. Uh yea *Ethan’s trying sounds* There! Your wish came true! Lobster hands! I’ve always wanted lobster hands! Deal or no deal? Stop, are joo sure? Yeah, sure. Thanks, Hallie. Uh… Deal or no deal… Do I have to do something with it? Oh not my earrings! What I don’t know how. I don’t know… eyy there we go. He’s stealthy. Yes. No, I like it. I like it when he’s. Whoo. Oh, we made him a ninja, okay…? Deny agreement, okay, I’m gonna. I’m gonna, Mr. Funky. I agree to Nasty foods. No, no wait! How do I, oh no, oh there we go? Whoo I spilled all my coffee all over the place. Where harry potter? I don’t understand. I don’t understand is harry potter in here? Wait. Oh Harry Potter was under the invisibility cloak, okay! Hide the evidence, okay. Recycle bin, Fun.Doc, there we go. Flash, uh there we go. Homework, okay hide the evidence. Evidence. Evidence. Oh! What do we do? I don’t know… Where’s my fireworks? Why would they be in the grill? I don’t understand why they oOoh You make the grill real hot and then all the fireworks go off. Joor liscence, Mr. It’s an ugly picture of an ugly guy. This one. That’s a playing card. This one hugo go card. They’re fake. Best buy. I love Best Buy. Alright I don’t even know Right Click okay, click here to win the game. Clicks here to not win the game. Click here to win the game. You win! OKAY, well uh. I guess I won. I don’t really know what happened at all with that game. I do love that someone went to the trouble to make that though. Just like, people back then, like, making games to just make games. It’s really cool. It’s really fun and like not… I feel like a lot of people I mean this is sort of a generalization, but a lot of people are like, trying to like, copy others and like, uh like get what’s trending and stuff. Like we saw that a lot with like Five Nights At Freddy’s. There were so many remakes and like, People, obviously feel free to make whatever you want to make! But it’s kind of cool and refreshing to see something like this. Which is like kind of pointless. I don’t wanna, it’s not like a bad thing or anything, but it’s just like kind of pointless and super random. But it’s fun! So, uh, if you want to test out this game for yourself, see if you can get a different ending! I don’t know if there are different endings… Go on the link in the description below, so thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed, if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face!! and I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all, stay cranky. Bye!

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78 Comments
  1. slm iles

    THIS TITLE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME

  2. TKGotRanOverByATruck

    Ethan is my city!

  3. faith hagan

    CHECK SNAPCHAT

  4. softst chan

    hey Ethan! just wondering if you are going to vidcon next year because I am and really want to meet you again!

  5. Galaxy Fox

    When it said defeat MR clown who else saw eat MR clown…due to face cam….I died

  6. Caylin Kimsey

    NO NO NU ETHAN U DYE UR HAIR??

  7. Corina Cobo

    Ethan hasn't cursed a single time for the entire video!! WOWIE that's weird!! 💙

  8. sigmeyer

    magical blue floofy hair

    how dapper

  9. Jojosepticeye

    Yay blue boy dyed his hair again 👏 wowie the blue boy is looking nice

  10. Sabrina Ingersoll

    Woah Ethan's dark blue hair

  11. Falicetá

    NEW HAIR!! Cool!))

  12. DanTheDilpickle #1

    His hairr❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☺️

  13. Emøtiønal Dylan

    YOU HAIR'S SO BLUE

  14. WaWaTheFox

    HIS HAIR???????????

  15. Bagel

    :y look a good video

  16. Bella M

    This is probs late but… ETHAN I LOVE YOUR HAIR IT LOOKS AMAZING

  17. Kittyboy_Tom_

    S A N T I A G O

  18. Celest Starjoy

    Ethan!! You're so gosh darn cute!! Can I please get a hug of some sort •3• [p.s. I've been here for like 5 months I just comment on many videos. But you are just too awesome to ignore/ not comment on a video. I LUV U]

  19. Cheyenne Schreiber

    THE HAIR.. IT GOT MORE.. BLUEEEE

  20. Dameing

    Ethan…he looks like an Ethan

  21. That Thespian Person 97

    If you hit don't win the game continues

  22. natalie

    I love your hair Ethan ;p

  23. Meet Oxcy The Panda

    Ily Ethan<3

  24. always spaced out

    I want him to play The Long Dark so bad!!!!!!

  25. always spaced out

    ETHAN! Please play THE LONG DARK!!!

  26. eat ass skate fast

    Jesus Christ- this game is more ADHD than Ethan is.

  27. It’s Gio

    Wowie we have the same hair color :')

  28. Cassidy Celic

    Yo do a pole dance video

  29. FormidablePof

    Omg crankthatfrank had a gaming channel

  30. Kim Namjoon's Wife

    ETHAN SENPAI YOU HAIR LOOKS AMAZING~

  31. Kamon

    Aww I love him sm!!! I can't wait until my wowiE shirt gets to me!!! AHH

  32. Hope Williams

    ETHANNNNNN!!!!! When are you gonna make another opening our Snapchats!!!? Okay BYEEEE!✌ LOVE YA!!!💙

  33. Blaze RedFlame

    Markiplier did this :/ do u always copy his videos?

  34. lαทcє мcclαiท

    dammmmm eth back agin with this gameeeee

  35. trashattreble _

    I'm here from dadyee yeemo

    CrankThatFrank boiii

  36. cluster hug

    451k!!!! Almost half of a million, Ethan!

    I know Ethan loves having more fans, but I know someday he'll be someone whose offered TV roles like Mark. And it just kinda makes me sad because its almost like he's been my little secret. I've been watching since 97k, and I haven't regretted watching any of these amazing videos. I just have to remember to be proud, and not sad that Ethan's getting a bigger fanbase. And I am, I'm very proud. I've come to see what this little blueberry can do, and what he can do is amazing. I'm gonna miss my little secret, but at least I can say I've been watching since 97k. I'll never stop watching your videos, Ethan. I love you so much.

  37. Frank Lero

    How many. YouTubers habe played this game..?

    btw..Love u Etan u iz awesome

  38. Nick De Marco

    Plo? It said Ploy Ethan! this game is a ploy not a plo! lol

  39. Just A Random Girl

    Your hair is a perfect blue and the sader i get the more blue it gets. Its like you take away my blues and put it in your hair.

  40. Ex_Machinotters

    Does anyone else do the little slaps along with him during his outro? I do.

  41. Archie Frisell

    plz ark survival evolved

  42. campbell

    Ethan, are you gonna be playing more passpartout?

  43. Elladia Vlogs

    I love this game! it's so strange but it's cute I love it!! And I don't know either Ethan😂

  44. Kreative Yousername

    ETHAN I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS!! CRANKTHATFRANK MADE A JOKE BY SAYING "WHAT IS UP MY CRANKY CREW! I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO GAME PLAYS BUT I HAD TO SWITCH IT UP, HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND." He made that joke just because you both have crank in your names….. YOU NEED TO REACT TO CRANKTHATFRANK INSTEAD OF A GAME NEXT TIME!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

  45. Elladia Vlogs

    This game reminds me of the asdf movies! Anyone else agree??

  46. Marina Creel

    I love his blue hair😘😘😘and the rest of him

  47. CDiddy

    Hey man! Really like ur videos, is there anyway u can give me a shoutout?

  48. Michaella Greenvile

    I know you won't see this but

    I JUST FUCKING FOUND OUT YOURE THE FIRST YOUTUBER THAT I WATCH THAT IS CLOSE TO MY AGE 😂 idk why this is shocking but it's great 😂 I'll be 20 on September 21st I love your videos Ethan! You're hilarious and you honestly remind me of my best friend that moved away 😕 thank you for being you! Love ya Ethan ❤️ keep making videos!

  49. QuickScope Girl

    Love the hair! My favorite color is royal blue and it's also my birthstone.

  50. Jason Edwards

    What do joo want?

  51. Courtney Brain

    I'm still shook after I couldn't buy your shirt. ;-;

  52. Salsahero

    PLAY MYSTIC MESSANGER PLEASE

  53. B

    Ethan is my dad
    And whoever disagrees can suck the "I don't even know" guy's hand
    Since my birth dad is a @$$, I love my blue dad

  54. Angelina Ruberto

    His hair is getting bluer and bluer 😂😂

  55. Stranger Memes

    Stop saying your channel is dead in so many videos with Markiplier xD Its not truuee D:

  56. Superchick 1390

    Now he's the actual color for a smol blueberry! YAAAY!

  57. Jen Klen

    I DONT UNDERSTAND JOW THIS GAME MAKES ETHAN MORE CUTE AND ADORABLE!!!!😆😆😆😍😍💙💙💙

  58. Daisy De Lano

    Love your hair Ethan 😀

  59. Taylor Ryan

    Wowie

  60. Phoenix Borealis

    You figured that out impressively quick.

  61. that's not me fellas

    I love how Ethan is like 1000x more confused than I expected him to be XD

  62. REAPER just a shadow

    "IMA plow* xD
    me: the fuck is plow XV

  63. Kwasian Phox

    I thought the title was "I don't even wowie"

  64. Sweet Dreams Gamer

    He is so cute because he dosent know what to do 😂

  65. BbySVT.

    Your acne is getting better 😀

  66. RedK5

    Ethan: Slap that like button…
    Jack: Punch that like button…
    Me: Why so violent? What did the like button ever do to you?

  67. Shazel Fable Art

    I love how blue your hair is now! I really wanna die my hair teal or blue so bad DX
    Watching you play this was hilarious XD

  68. Enraged Pebble

    Quaint. Nice little game. 👀👌

  69. Terrian Keys

    I had a dream that Ethan and I played this with Mark, Jack, Tyler, and Pewds. Then I wake up and I see this…..WILL IZ EVER MEET ETHAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  70. Siphon Cipher

    Oh dear god. Ethan's hair is my very favorite shade of blue…

  71. Dean Cisive

    14 people apparently are blind

  72. Ryan Granger

    Dude, your hair is fantastic right now. The really blue blue is quality. Love!

  73. Makenzie Beck

    Ethan was just stuttering to read those words

  74. A good Name

    EATHAN I KNOW YOUR READING THIS IS TYTAHN REAL??? IM SOO SORRY I SPELLED YOUR NQME WRONG I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL

  75. hoshiisins _

    GIZMO DADDY!!

  76. Cl0ut G0ggles

    WhAt Is Up My CRaNkY CReW

  77. Taylor Ryan

    I love you Ethan!!!!

  78. Metro Cx

    It was a UFO

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