Cowboys Fans During the Bills Game

December 2, 2019 | Articles, Blog | 100 Comments

Cowboys Fans During the Bills Game

– It’s not a good Thanksgiving
unless the Cowboys win. How do the Bills have a
better record than us? Bills haven’t played anyone good til now. If we lose, we gotta fire Garrett. I’m thankful Troy Aikman
isn’t commentating this game. Romo’s announcing. Here we go baby, we
getting the ball to start? Is Sean Lee playing? Vander Esch is still out? Sean Lee’s playing. Dak has the most passing
yards in the league? Coop already got more
catches than last week. Coop. Screen to Zeke, run that! First down to Coop. Jordan Phillips hit Coop late.
Personal foul, thank you. Play action, Jason Witten’s wide open. Touchdown! Finally, a game without a slow start. Let’s go.
(hands clapping) Darian Thompson with the sack! That’s how you start the game, defense. Zeke on the toss. Broke a tackle, oh he broke another one. Go Zeke, oh, 30 yard gain! Jason Garrett, one of the longest tenures and still hasn’t made it to the Superbowl. I’d be happy with a NFC Championship. We couldn’t convert on 3rd down? Go for it, what a punt by Chris Jones. The Puntisher! How do we let Cole Beasley
catch the ball on 3rd down? I didn’t want Beasley to catch a pass. Pass interference on Byron Jones? The defender just slipped down. That screen ain’t working. Sean Lee sniffed that one out. Stopped them on this third down. How is that not pass
interference on Gallup? What type of spot was that? Dak got that first down. That was a grown man run. Are we going for it on fourth down? We’re inside our own 20? Why didn’t we go for it
on fourth down last week? Okay, Jason Garrett, okay! Someone wants to keep his job. Jason Garrett is so reactionary. Go for it again, shoot. That’s too many yards for Singletary. This drive is going on too long. Did Cole Beasley really score? Emmitt Smith in the building. Dak threw an interception. Oh no, say it isn’t so. Should’ve thrown it in the dirt. Screen wasn’t there. Covington with the sack. We needed that. Xavier Woods, you gotta intercept that. Emmitt Smith is hilarious. Their kicker missed it. Their kicker pulled a Maher. They need to get Emmitt
Smith broadcasting again. Well, maybe not, I remember last time. Is Connor Williams injured? Dak got stripped. The Bills recovered. Wow, man! Su’a-Filo got manhandled. Beasley is killing us. We shoulda re-signed Beasley. Can we blitz or do something? We can’t get any pressure
on the quarterback. They didn’t get that third down. They’re going for it on fourth down. Fumble, how did Josh Allen convert that? How did we not get the fumble? He wasn’t down? They/ ran a reverse pass. Singletary is wide open. Am I about to be upset on Thanksgiving? Why can’t we do plays like that? They missed the extra point, though. Here we go, 2 minute offense. Did Dak throw an interception? Defensive hands to the face. Whew, bailed us out. Glad Zeke hit that pass out of bounds. That could’ve been bad. 25 seconds left. Are we really playing for the field goal? Playing for the field goal sums up Jason Garrett’s whole career. And of course Barely
Brett Maher misses it. I didn’t see any tipped
ball, he just missed it. I’m really about to be
upset on Thanksgiving. Ellie Goulding, I don’t care about… Man, start the third quarter. We’re a third quarter team. Demarcus Lawrence nice tackle for a loss. We really can’t cover Cole Beasley. And a 15 yard penalty for
ripping his helmet off? This is ridiculous. Nice sack Jourdan Lewis. 41 yard field goal attempt. Hauschka, miss this one, please. He hit the goal post and it still went in. When Brett Maher hits the
goalpost it doesn’t go in. There we go Zeke. I don’t know why we stopped
giving him the ball. Gallup, nice catch! Flag on the play. It’s on Buffalo, illegal contact. Connor Williams is back. Good, Su’a-Filo was getting destroyed. And Dak gets sacked again. Connor Williams false started. If he can’t go, get him outta there. Brett missed it. Of course, Brett missed it! I would make another Brett Maher joke, but it’s not funny anymore. Another third down, another
conversion for the Bills. Josh Allen really ran the
ball in for a touchdown. This is Jason Garrett’s last game! If we don’t anything this
drive, the game’s over. Nice catch Cobb. Let’s go Dak, run that. That is a grown man run. Dak wants to win. Nice catch, Cobb wants to win. Third and goal. Michael Gallup what a catch! How did he catch that? He didn’t get his second foot down. That should’ve been pass interference. Fourth down and goal. Bad throw by Dak. That’s the play we came up
with after all that time? That’s the play we come up with? Zeke wouldn’t have made it
to the end zone anyways. Fourth Quarter. We gotta score twice and get
two two-point conversions. It’s possible. We can’t stop the Bills on third down. They keep playing the Purge horn. We about to purge some
personnel after this. ‘Bout to purge some head coach. Another third down. This time we get pass
interference, Darian Thompson. Finally we stopped ’em on third down, but it doesn’t even matter. They’re up three scores now. Right down the middle. And they took over seven
minutes off the clock. This game’s over. Cooper got hurt? This is worst case scenario. Helmet to the knee. This day just keeps getting worse. Cooper walked off on his own. Honestly just knee the ball. This is a disgraceful display. Fourth down and four. Dak got stripped again. That’s game, I don’t even care anymore. Just knee the ball. Let me enjoy the rest of
my Thanksgiving in misery. Bryant scored? We resigned Dez Bryant? Who is Bryant? Ventell Bryant, who’s Ventell Bryant? Two point conversion is good. Two little, too late. I can’t wait for the post-game interview. The only bright side of this game is that Jason Garrett’s gonna get fired. This is the worst Thanksgiving ever. The Bills players are
really doing the Dak dance. Wow. This is on the coaching. Why did Zeke have only 12 carries? Every year, Jason Garrett
makes us mediocre. I’m tired of this. Someone get Lincoln Riley on the phone. Jason Garrett better be fired! Everyone wants to text
me all the memes now. I am done. How can we be this good, but this bad? Dak was holding onto
the ball for too long. We deserve better than this! Somebody better get fired. You know how hard it
is being a Cowboy fan? I’m not even hungry anymore. I lost my appetite. As long as we have the Clapper, we ain’t gonna win nothing. (melancholy music) I’m a grown man. How is Jason Garrett still the coach? I don’t care about Black Friday. I wanted to win, that’s what I want. Can I buy that? Can we buy a new head coach?

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  1. ScooterMagruder

    I'm still depressed.

  2. MadMan920

    3 championships in the 90s. Must real fucking hard being a cowboys fan… grow up

  3. Willis K

    If you did make another Brett Maher joke….. it'd probably miss. Just so fucking terrible. FIRE EVERYBODY. At least the Eagles lost LMAOOOOO!

  4. bull moose

    Not the smartest move, ripping a helmet off after what happened in Cleveland.

  5. Garrett Hudson

    i kicked my in-laws out over this game

  6. Meatball

    I was at the game (Bills fan) and this what really happen to cowboys fans!!!

  7. Wan Fu

    Horrifyingly accurate.

  8. Bidsole2

    I’m a Bills fan but I feel for you man, great video, glad I found your channel!

  9. Ubermentsh

    Welcome to the era of Josh Allen🤑

  10. TheMatbrown

    The NFC East is a smoldering dumpster fire, the smell coming from it nauseating. This is coming from a Die Hard Giants fan and we're at the absolute button of the dumpster. This season can't end soon enough for me?

  11. TheDarthHobbes

    As a die hard Bills fan I can't help but LMAO at this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  12. McDonaldsBLit

    There going to win this Thursday

  13. james bivens

    Bout sums it up….
    Every one of my friends that are Cowboys fans, it's OK lil buddies……always next year 😂

  14. Gseric47

    That awkward moment when your aunts and uncles are Cowboy fans, you're a 9er fan, and you want to see the Cowboys win just for the peace 🤦🏾‍♂️

  15. RedVelvetD0nut

    At least the Eagles lost…

  16. Kdogg xxx

    omg ur on point ,I'm a life long cowboys fan,you everything perfectly for our pain

  17. Dolphins man

    I'm not a cowboy fan but love the Gators helmet in the background, btw, I'm a Miami Dolphins fan, you're welcome cowboys, we helped y'all on Sunday by beating the Eagles

  18. Yeet Yeet

    You should do raiders fans during the jets game

  19. Dq Zedoxx

    I was mad at the eagles for losing to the dolphins but really were just tanking so garret doesn’t get fired

  20. Lawrence James

    Cheer up Eagles lost to the Dolphins

  21. David Galinat

    I literally watched this whole thinking about ya, scooter. You did not disappoint (unlike the Clapper).

  22. Mandy Karevicius

    I have something that will make you feel better.
    The Dallas Cowboys are the most overpaid sports team on the planet in 2019.
    Let that sink in.

  23. bigbabyzubas

    Lion's fan here.

    Love it,

  24. Neroson88

    You leave Lincoln Riley right where he is.

  25. Lawrence James

    Bruh you're background music is on point is it classical?

  26. Sunshine B

    I'm not even hungry anymore!!!😂😂😂

  27. Yankees286

    Me, a giants fan: Still crying in the corner

  28. Obito U

    Atleast the saints bet the falcons 😀

  29. AJ's Green Topics

    This game was garbage. 😎

  30. D Hud

    Talk to me when you've been a Lions fan for 3+ decades… 😔. That's real struggle. 😓

  31. Brian Buz

    This is the same video every time

  32. Rob Pchow

    Good Bills team was the cowboys problem hahaha

  33. Joe P

    "how did Josh Allen get that?" None of us know

  34. Isaiah A

    Eagles lost & now Jason Garrett has a chance to save his job🤦🏽‍♂️ Every time

  35. Diego André Guerrero

    Just checking if y'all still them boys tho 🤣

  36. Adam Barnett

    I'm sad, guys.

  37. jonny grays games

    And they ain't firing garret 😂😂😂

  38. Bryce Wilson

    these are the best ones, sad scooter.

  39. tripslikstar


  40. Noah O'Grady

    9-7 mediocrity is the worst possible scenario. Make the playoffs enough that no one is fired, don’t get any of the top tier drafts, never win in the playoffs

  41. syke_l3tdown

    U know how hard it is to be a bengals fan

  42. Vincent Wei

    I though Ventell Bryant was Dez Bryant 😂😂😂

  43. Janeer Rodgers



    Great my colts are in the same win-loss boat

  45. Fredrich Oshunrinde

    I'm actually scared right now because this sums up my game commentary every week. Woah!!!

  46. Alexander Carrillo

    Y'all he ain't react to the Star Lotuleilei pick…

  47. Justin Pettit

    I would make another Brett Maher joke but it's not funny anymore. Lol.

  48. Speakin Freely


  49. Michael Zbock

    I’m a bills fan and I’m happy that the bills won we need one more win and we’re getting ourselves a playoff spot.
    Josh Allen is my favorite sports player ever my dream is to meet him

  50. Hibitt

    U complain about this, I’m a jets fan…

  51. Sunshine henry


  52. Vorgan

    Lol, your vids are awesome dude. I totally understand how you feel, it's very hard being a Cowboys fan.

  53. Bryan Parks

    I’ve been sad since 1999 what team am I

  54. TMD 07


  55. WHO DAT!?!

    Ima saints fan homie have me DYING watching his videos 😂 if you haven’t subscribed you don’t know FAN PROBLEMS 👌🏾

  56. BlueWaffles ForBreakfast

    Y’all garbage

  57. Adam Minichino

    This is basically me during the Eagles Dolphins game, just replace Garret with Groh.

  58. Destrey Hendrixx


  59. Derick Lopez

    Poor Dallas tampon boy's 😭😭😭😭😭

  60. Peyton Costrino

    Bills Mafia

  61. Jesus Mendoza

    Lmaooooo this shit hilarious even as a cowboys fan😂😂😂

  62. ryan hunneshagen

    Go Bills!!! #BillsMafia

  63. Brian Freeman

    I am not trying to take away from your video but what is that picture of the train it is very cool!

  64. Voodoo Child

    "Sua-Fillo got man handled"

    /Laughs in Texans fan

  65. olofpalme63

    …you should've jacked the can of ready whip during the game, it makes losing on Thanksgiving a little more bearable…plus it gives you a sense of accomplishment when you hear everyone in the background complain that there's no whipped topping for the pumpkin pie

  66. SteveTheMinecraftBoss You fool

    Give Jason garret a break it’s not like he has any talent to work with, I mean dak, cooper, zeke, lee, vander esch cmon he definately needs more.

  67. dvied

    At least I aint the only one tired of old Aikman.

  68. Cam

    Should do a Cowboys fan reaction to the Eagles game

  69. dvied

    Still love my team though. #DC4L

  70. Noah Heath

    What nba team do you support

  71. mdva410

    He literally sums up me every week. Especially starting @ 2:16

  72. merc with a mouth games

    Do the eagles lost to the dolphins

  73. Jay Ramon


  74. vicki s.

    Eagles fan in the house!!😜

    Feel Better😎

  75. Chris Carbaugh

    At least y’all beat the Dolphins.

  76. Edward Carroll

    U never beat a over 500 team.ur team sucks like my eagles

  77. David Simons

    Lol why his shirt cost that much

  78. Nate G

    I love how he says during the Bills game😂

  79. Tiger Unchained

    You Describe every cowboy fan in existence

  80. Covert Rabbit

    Brett "Maybe" Maher

  81. Charles Westphal

    came across you videos a few weeks ago and this shit is priceless lol

  82. T J

    Lol I'm sorry but this is great for me as a Bill's fan #billsmafia

  83. jessica vaccaro


  84. Isaac Compton Gurrola

    This guy is really funny…… keep doing your thing fam.

  85. José Salas Jr.

    I dont care about black Friday. Can we buy a new head coach?? Oh Scooter Magruder you're the truth and funny at the same time.👍😂😂😂

  86. zooknut xx

    All I can say for sure is don't let cooper go..

  87. Ace Feeley

    You are a useless jive-ass Uncle Tom, boy!

  88. Nicklous Echard

    If next weeks video doesn't start with "Is Garrett coaching? Garrets coaching…" I will be sad.

  89. Scott Donnelly

    I would make another Brett Maher joke, but IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! If Garrett had any balls he would have cut him during the press conference instead of saying "He's done a good job for us. He's made some big kicks." That's what mediocre coaches say. WHEN DID HE MAKE THOSE BIG KICKS?

  90. Bobbie Poole

    Man… I’m feeling your pain… I live in Colorado and it’s nice that the Broncos suck too, or I would be hearing there shit too. # Garretthastogo # fireyourselfjerryjones

  91. nomad13ify

    There was so much emotions in this video lol

  92. Rue Hestand

    “How can we be this good but this bad”
    So true

  93. butch cassidy

    Cowboys and ND fans most delusional in all of football…

  94. Dave North

    I've been a Bills fan for 40 years. This is the sweetest video I have seen!

  95. six6urgh nation

    Trying to copy Pittsburgh dad. Cowboys are trash. Lol

  96. RunsWithFeathers

    This game really made it a great Thanksgiving

  97. Rusty Oden

    How about them COWGIRLS

  98. Peace Shaheed


  99. Jakob Mistick

    Jason Gerrit is still clapping to this day

  100. George Farfan

    "HOW CAN WE BE THIS GOOD, BUT THIS BAD" 😂😂. True af about cowboys …. And im a eagles fan.

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